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Taiwolus:
Crazy or not, be the judge.

1. She would pay between N1m - N1.5m per year in Tithe, Offering and Seed to her church, but will always complain when her blood brother (who is a law graduate and waiting for NYSC) owe her N5,000. Gives her parent N100K cash gift once a year.

2. She went home once and came back (to tell me) that her pastor at home said she was going to be richer than me (in the future), and her parent were having second thoughts.

3. She made more than 4times my salary, but I was spending more on her.

Not so crazy to a lot of people, but completely wild to me. So I left the relationship.

Gimme her number, lemme avenge you!!

But mehn,her pastor dey cash out steady shaaaa

Brandonx:
What is wrong with this one
So you still get turned on stalking my moniker.
Woman today is Sunday don't be unfortunate this morning.

C'mon darling, dont be shy!!!

Its your daily dose of lumi grooming!!!

Why ain't you in church,you petulant child?

Bro...sell me that Benz na...its a good Xmas gift for me ooo

Driggs:
kjl

Brandonx:

Hello sweetheart!!!

Happy Sunday!!

seanwilliam:
hnnm naso o.. baba we no see your break light for ashewo bar na

I left since March/April from all the toxicity and what happened to the Aro guy. I wasn't gaining anything from the thread again. So I leave una to dey deal with the crazy people wey dey dia.

Sixfeetbelle:


Told him something that will be beneficial to him and his insensitive reply was "your father". If he were physically in my front, I would have slapped him for being insolent.

Lol...be like say u sabi kung fu moves or the dude go beat you black and red o

Onnasucs1:
For now I don't have them around me due to my location. I pray the stereotype is not true, when I eventually find one.

Where are you based right now?

czarr:
Hard man no dey dat one bros, before she use the same razor blade slice my diiick for sleep

You love your diick that much hommie?

Onnasucs1:
Haha. Baba them dey test marriage?

@ the bolded. No to be honest. More reason why I shiver when I hear the word marriage.

Not testing marriage o...I mean try one for relationship, you might be surprised

Marriage is for the strong hearted!!!

We all know the truth naaaaa

Fountainofyouth:
I think it's the guy I quoted na, cos I don't understand why he is always on my matter.

Lol... Nawa o...


Can't everyone just be cool ni? Broken romance or not, offline stuff shouldn't spill online.

Onnasucs1:
i heard that marriage isn't a barrier to their promiscuity.

Lmaoooo


Why not test one and see?

Besides, in this age and time,do you think marriage is a barrier to any form of promiscuity?

Driggs:
Nope.. 9 Millie last bro

I can share more pictures with you on whatsapp or via mail.. whichever works for you..

maybe when you see them, you'd appreciate the machine you're buying

9M last?

Damn!! Thats some cool cash right there!!

Fountainofyouth:
Hahahaha be hyperventilating on my matter, I think you're the ex sef, Asinwin.

Jesu!!! Your ex is a nairalander?

seanwilliam:
what I say is that she saw potential in the boy and she invested in it.., just like u investing on business and hoping to make gains..






To me I dont think she loves him.. I doubt if lekan was not in bbn, I doubt if she would do this to him as a random guy....

I might be wrong sha..

You and humilitypays have valid points.

That girl and Erica are both bold and brazen and laycon doesn't know how to handle women like that.

Its funny how she said she kissed her TV and the TV fell down!! .... In my mind, I was like "only God knows what will happen to laycon's dick if she sucks it"

She took loan too? That one na lie biko... No woman does that for some random ass dude

The video is fuqin funny.

She is bold and has bold features.

But she will be a disaster for laycon because she has exactly what Erica has, and laycon doesn't know how to handle bold and brazen women.

Like she said, he ain't FIERCE!!!

Onnasucs1:
"I love you, come and love me"

Laycon should go for her though. Atleast he won't have to fight for love.

But I fear Yoruba women sha

Why do you fear Yoruba gehs?

Amotolongbo:
This would have been a very good initiative by the lawmaker, if he had provided the farmland and other equipments to plant these cassava stems.

U dey joke sha...
Which special equipment dem dey use plant cassava?

These stems are for farmers,not shell workers and they can be planted anywhere there is soil... So I dont get the 'he should provide farmland" part!

xperiencelove:
My friend of many years got married to a single mother last year; it was the worst decision any member of his lineage had taken.
Have you seen where husband cannot touch his wife's boobs, take about sex with his wife, no romance before sex because they are all DEMONIC; hid her child of previous relationship from his new husband, buy land without telling his husband, doesn't allow his new husband to play with their new baby boy, steal my friend's money at any slight opportunity, travel without informing her husband, etc.

Sooooooooo?


What did ya friend now do after these discoveries?

Driggs....


My birthday is coming soon...

Dash me this car

Fountainofyouth:
What of mucus and saliva? Naaaa he crazy, it is not normal behavior

He licked ya mucus?
Thats kinda weird!!!

Saliva is nothing..una dey kiss wella

Fountainofyouth:
I lost a very close aunt, my ex was with me, I was crying deeply, more like wailing, the whole of my face was dripping wet, this dude started petting and kissing my face, he kissed abi licked everything till it was dry, I understand the obsession and the need to make me stop crying, but why the hell will you lick my face? I was disgusted, that was the beggining of a nightmare in the relationship.....

The dude actually did his best to please you. What is Fvcked up is if he did something weird

Lol, women and hormones sha

Sixfeetbelle:
Say Amen you wayward child. Is something wrong with you? Do I look like your age mate?

Say Amen osiso before thunder will start locating you now.

Lmaoooo... You too like argument and fight!!!

Do tell more about your marriage!!!

What's going on?

misterme:
All I can say is that if I knew what I now know I wouldn't have married. I would have stayed single or wait a bit longer before taking that plunge.

The plenty pains, stress, depression, hurts, burdens, bitterness, disappointments, insults, physical and psychological abuse and many more negatives far far outweigh the very little joy and pleasure in marriage.

Now I must say this may not be the experience of all but it is the experience of many, myself inclusive.

If you really can find a good partner and you are absolutely sure of it, then please go ahead and marry. If you have the slightest doubt, fear, apprehension, or negative intuition about the person, please stay away. You are better off single than experiencing hell here on Earth in a bad marriage. Trust me. You don't want it

Hassanmaye:
Omo Hausa girls and drama na 5&6 myself I want to marry my girlfriend chidinma.

What drama

Grandmeister:
I know a lot of them from the north and west..the truth is, nothing gives them more pride than scoring an Igbo woman for a wife. They believe her igbo genes will rub off on their children. Despite their toxicity and animosity towards igbos they desire the Igbo blood for their children. They see it as an elixir to having sense and being productive.

This is utterly hogwash...

RavagedHeart:
This is true. So bad most of us learn it the painful way.
I've learnt a lot since she left. I'm totally a different person now. Me first and me again is my new code.

Your last paragraph is everything!!!

RavagedHeart:
But why do they beg and cry for you to stop keeping other women when they don't like such men.
Why show you heaven on earth and promise you more if you make them your one and only?

Lol...women sound confusing and confused right? I get the illogical aspect of that statement.
You have to understand the ying and yang of a woman's emotions. Asking you to leave other women alone for her is to satisfy her vanity. She wants to be the one who changed you,thus making her seem special or unique out of all the other girls you keep.


But here is the shocker; That very quality that attracted her in the first place, that made her strove so hard to get your attention becomes lost when you give in to her. Then, suddenly, she is now in control. She says love me,feed me,fuq me,stay home, do this, do that and you obey and she feels like waoooooo....I'm so unique... And right then, her outlook of you plummets. There is nothing to look for again in you because you are now predictable... And PREDICTABLE BORES WOMEN. WHY? Because she now has control, not YOU.

The more you LOVE her, the cringier she feels because the weaker you seem to her. The more you give up your time and money and everything for her,the more control she has and the less value your MANLINESS is. That is the emotional Dichotomy of a woman bro. You think the more you give in, the more she should be happy but the reverse is the case. She gets more bored and you look weaker. Till a time comes when she sees nothing of the guts, will, braggadocio, Never-say-die, Devil-may-care, personae that attracted her in the first place.

Then, its Goodnight Irene or bye Felicia!!!

Brandonx:
You are mentally unstable ya.

Lol...I had fun teasing you today.


Same time,tomorrow?

Brandonx:
Because people like you won't let us live in peace ya.
And I did not run I'm not based there.

And if you don't know the human life is a most precious asset; because it's an income generating asset only a fool would fight with a man wielding a weapon.

Will you geddifok

See him trying to rationalise cowardice.

Just say you are scared, baby and big daddy is right here to protect you