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Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 10:29pm On Nov 08, 2020
Davoneskay:
I sent u a PM. Check ur mail.
Done. Already replied your two mails. wink
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 10:25pm On Nov 08, 2020
mezico96:
Are you for real? huh huh huh
Lol...if you have seen the shiits I have seen, you will lose your fear bro. They too fear humans but they prey on our ignorance and fear. Once you fear them, they can attack you
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 10:24pm On Nov 08, 2020
Davoneskay:
Are you, Mr Emmanuel?
Nope naaaa... My moniker will be in the mail I sent you. I dont want my real name mentioned here biko
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 10:20pm On Nov 08, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
I want love, you're preaching to me there's no love. Didn't you see my disclaimer?
No vex babe....

I wish you all the love you desire!!! grin
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 10:19pm On Nov 08, 2020
SarutobiEky:
Wahlai if Hector dull, Oyo lo wa.
Lol...I think he won't disappoint!!!
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 10:18pm On Nov 08, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Wait, I thought you already gave him your blessing?
Yes na...I.was just teasing him ni
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 10:16pm On Nov 08, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
I am?


I'm sobbing right now.
Haaaaaaa.... This one is strong gan oh...are you depressed tonight or what?

Cutehector,get her address and do the needful
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 10:15pm On Nov 08, 2020
Cutehector:
I just like her, she is so adorable and fun to be with
Oily mudafvcker!!! grin
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 10:13pm On Nov 08, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
I don't want anymore. You've ruined it already so I don't need any further "disregard" on the matter angry.

Thank you.
*sighs*


Guess you dont wanna face the truth then.

Well, cutehector seems nice, I wish you both well dear
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 9:49pm On Nov 08, 2020
mankan2k7:
When I was in 200level at d university, I woke up around 2am to urinate. I rented a face me I face u apartment which was mostly occupied by students. As I opened my door to step out to urinate, I saw a dwarf creature who carried a lantern trying to enter one of the female room. I stood momentarily as in I was motionless and my head swell up immediately. The dwarf creature was then running towards my direction, I shouted Jesus and ran inside my room and shut my door behind me. My nonsense roommate was busy sleeping, I woke him up and explained what happened to him. Since that day I removed my John Thomas and urinate through my window every night.

Note: our front door and back door are always open because some students are night crawlers
Why Dafuq did you run?

The creature might not harm you. Besides, if its what I'm thinking, just grab the lantern from it and it will grant you any wish you want,to get its lantern back.
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:45pm On Nov 08, 2020
wink

She is my sis...better no break her heart or I will have yours SUYANIZED



Cutehector:
We'll invite Jesus in and he'll lead us through
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:39pm On Nov 08, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
grin grin

No ooh. Nobody is crushing on me. I'm the one doing the crushes but it's draining when the person doesn't even "see" you.

I do need love. Epp my ministry embarassed
Firstly, you need a man in your life as a mentor. What really tickles me is that so many girls online and offline think they have men figured out but thats not the case. Most of y'all dont know US. So try and have a male friend(who is either engaged,married or not attracted to you sexually oh...) And if he is a G, he will advise you well. This is what I have done for 3 separate girls. 2 of them are now married.

The first thing a G will tell you is that THERE IS NOTHING LIKE LOVE. Hollywood, Bollywood, Bollywood,Ghollywood or whatever fuqin wood these mudafvckers call their shiiits, are all wrong. Love is not what you all think it is. Its a mirage, a concept invented to make it easier for people to get married without causing too many wars and bloodshed. That shiit ain't real sis. You have the capacity to love a man in every city in Nigeria,Africa and the world. Humans ain't doves babe, we dont bond for life. If we did, we would have been wiped out.

That mushy mushy feeling,gooey half-dreamy stare, butterfly(what dafuq is that anyway) in the tummy, head swooning sensation the movies show you ain't mudafvcking real sis. What you have is interest and likeness which can vary from passive to very active. But like all things, these feelings can wane and become wan with time, subject to MUDAFVCKING factors that range from economy,family to who doesn't wash his/her socks on time kinda bullshit.




Digest that first. If you want, I can expatiante and really dig into the topic
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Step Out In Style by luminouz(m): 9:29pm On Nov 08, 2020
Chii59:
Ancestral tinz.. Hehe
But you love the ancestral money, huh? wink
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Step Out In Style by luminouz(m): 9:28pm On Nov 08, 2020
Smellymouth:
For this life, make money oo

It is not a man's duty to be fine, It is to have money.
Your mouth is smelling!!!


I have Colgate here for you bro wink
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:22pm On Nov 08, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
grin grin

Are we in love? I didn't know nah. Our love is nothing like the one in the movie I just watched. That's why I had no idea we were in love. No sparks, no heart fluttering feelings, nothing like that. I'm tired of awing at other people. I want to awww at myself too.

I want that type of love. Sorry lipsrsealed
Lol. I was just messing with you.


Wait? Are you really serious about this topic? shocked


If you are and you REALLY wanna find LOVE, I could give a few tips. I'm being serious. grin
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:20pm On Nov 08, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
I'm tired of seeing people fall in love. I've awwed, I've day dreamed. In short, my jaw aches from how hard it smiled after watching that movie. embarassed

I just want to experience that "heart pounding" feeling. I'm tired of dealing with crushes.
Lol... You see your life?

Who dey crush on you sef?


N.B I feel like trolling you tonight. Seems you really need LOVE,so I will stop

Same time next week? Ciao!!!
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:17pm On Nov 08, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
OP you are not alone. I try not to be jealous of seeing a pair or I just avoid them.
Nawa o.....


U avoid people in love? That jealous much?


Well, being so nice, you can love me.....no homo dou
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:13pm On Nov 08, 2020
Sixfeetbelle....

Dafuq did I just read?


So.what do you call what we have? Lust?

After all i did for you, you still have the guts to be looking for lofu!!!!


This is so fuqed up!!! undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:05pm On Nov 08, 2020
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC][b] Let me give you a piece of my life story....The very first woman I had unrestricted mind blowing sexual relationship in was with a single mother of two (to this very day, I still remember our sex romps)...As a Simp then, I was in love, I could kill for her, I could die for her(got into sh**ts for her so ashamed to relate here that could and should have ended my life). I didn't understand the intrigues she was scheming in the background because I was a stupid f**king simp...She manipulated me into halting my life ambitions and crucial economic objectives for the sole purpose of me shouldering her responsibilities and baggages which at first I thought was surmountable (because the sex was mind blowing) but later after much personal financial cannibalization and time wastage the responsibilities became inexhaustible after discovering some salient truths, I had to run with my tail in between legs.... It was a f**king Nightmare...In my simp days after that life altering experience, I have had propositions from ladies most are single mothers and immediately, I run... Like Literally I f**king run...My Landlady- 45 and single but looking for pregnancy- tried so many subtle moves until the day she blurted out that she want me to take over her - her barren old body, property, responsibilities, baggages etc- Ol' boy, I no even finish my rent before I pack out with 6 months to go....The point is, do not be deceived by women especially by those who have nothing to lose especially when female biological evolution is involved..When this evolution is triggered and they are lagging behind their peers, they will do anything, I mean, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING, to snag an unsuspecting opportunity -You, in this case- to get one up...At end of the day, you realize that it ain't about you cuz you ain't worth sh**t.Its about them, what they can get and how you can get it for them..[/b][/color]
MUDAFVCKING WORD!!!!!

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:03pm On Nov 08, 2020
pansophist:
Sometimes, silence impies being guilty hence, I responded. I no go do am again. No vex smiley
wink
Celebrities › Re: Doublechris: Adah And Chris Obaoye Traditional Wedding Pictures by luminouz(m): 8:47pm On Nov 08, 2020
Shortyy:
So beautiful
Why is he giving the daughter juice instead of palmie? Please don't disrespect our culture. Tradition demands you use palmie to find your husband not juice.
Goan Give them palmie na!! grin
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 8:06pm On Nov 08, 2020
IMAMofWAR:
no i will not. u are posting this rubbish in a forum where thousands of people will read and get scammed . i repeat i wll not be quiet
Yet, you are the only IMAM here!!!

Who is there to scam who now? undecided
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 8:04pm On Nov 08, 2020
fati2001:
DAD ENCOUNTER WITH LATE BROTHER (UNCLE) IN MINNA.


My uncle ( baba ummi) dead in car accident in the year 2002.... he was coming from kaduna at that time..... some months ago back in Minna my dad saw him in the market buying some items,, so he (dad) was trying to get closer but couldn't find him (my uncle) again.
Lol...I shared this before but lemme share again.


Mine was my maternal grandpa. My mum is his favourite child and I've seen him like twice before he diee so when he died, I was the first in the whole family to see him.

I was in JSS 3 preparing for my junior waec when I had this inordinate urge to urinate. I left for the restrooms leaving my bestie AY behind. The restrooms were behind our classrooms and I could remember it was afternoon(1-3pm). I met no soul on my way to the restrooms and a few yards to the door of the first restroom, his figure rose out of the ground and stood before me. Resplendent in Olden days Agbada with elaborate embroidery, he was dressed as if going to his coronation ceremony. He stood before me for like 5 seconds, smiled and disappeared.

I couldn't even remember if I later used the restroom or not. When I went back to the classroom, my bestie noticed I was unusually quiet. Knowing my nature, he let me be.

That evening my mum came to my school crying profusely. I just told her I already know.
Know what? She asked!
I know grandpa is dead. The look on her face was a mix of shock and awe.
I told her what I've seen and she burst into tears,saying his time of death, coincided with exact time I saw him. And the clothes he wore were his favourite of all his clothes.(I never saw these clothes before YET I described them perfectly,down to his shoes)

Seen so many many supernatural shiiiits after that.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 5:47pm On Nov 08, 2020
pansophist:
Its like saying a pastor copies everything he preaches from the bible, so therefore, he plagiarised. It also seems to me that you're conflating "plagiarism" with "empiricism".

No, I do not copy everything I write. It comes from decades of real life experience, observing the world around me, and spending an untold amount of time reading across literatures and topics.

Having said that, can you give any examples of plagiarism that I'm guilty of?
Why do you even need to explain to him na? undecided
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 5:47pm On Nov 08, 2020
aorseer:
Oga i don't get you. Is it the praising that you are unhappy about? Please visit other sites, copy stuff and post here and you will be praised too grin
Dont quote the troll next time...na attention seeker
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 5:28pm On Nov 08, 2020
fati2001:
https://www.google.com/url?q=https://boredomtherapy.com/mermaid-fact-or-fiction/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwiV6v7Up_PsAhUsyYUKHfg7AjEQFjACegQICRAB&usg=AOvVaw2TiEm6yJIMx0yQ6QXOjW4L
I.just went through. I've read many of the stories but like most else, no hard proof was found. I have a video file that showed a very brief mermaid interaction but she fled into the ocean not more than 3 secs after being spotted.

I have heard tales in Zimbabwe ( a local promised to show me the possible locations where they gather), likewise Haiti and some carribean islands. The thing is I'm to go alone. The locals fear them.
The supernatural never bothered me. I've lived with it all my life. But now I want more...see more...explore more... Call me crazy but it is what it is.

N.B: I have heard so much jazz about mermaids in Nigeria but no proof. I have several leads(from coded sources) that I wanted to chase down. Two in Ekiti, Three in Osun and hopefully Benue but COVID-19 delayed me. Hopefully, by next year,I will start doing the African tour of my research.
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 5:12pm On Nov 08, 2020
fati2001:
clip this link

https://boredomtherapy.com/

https://boredomtherapy.com/category/culture
Just checked the site... Lots of news but none on mermaids sis.
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 5:04pm On Nov 08, 2020
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 4:50pm On Nov 08, 2020
Davoneskay:
Mr Luminouz, I've read lot of ur posts, especially the mystical ones. Unfortunately, I can't disclose my encounter with the merman here. Maybe u shud send me a PM. It's a sensitive stuff. The church is quite popular.
Done...check your PM


I've been working on the merman/mermaid lore for sometime now. Compiling data from eye witnesses, little footages, places of occurrences. I have some evidence from people outside the country but I still need more.
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 4:45pm On Nov 08, 2020
dannyrhymes600:
Merman?
Sorry..wasn't for you
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 4:45pm On Nov 08, 2020
Davoneskay:
This is serious. I've had my fair share of spiritual encounters but what surprised me most - my encounter with a merman at a popular church headquarters.
Back to you, fati2001 and dannyrhymes600, both of u said between 1am and 2am. I would have investigated had I lived in ur area. Did u know those behind it may be suffering u guys directly/indirectly?
Tell me about the merman!!!
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 4:44pm On Nov 08, 2020
fati2001:
2012

in Argenibode (river Naija) my mom encounter with merman.


she's was coming from Maiduguri, grandfa was sick (RIP) then.. so she came down to search for some herbs.... they directed her to makurdi , for easy and quick trip she took boat.... she said all of a sudden their boat engine just off in the middle of the river about 3x... the third time, here comes a wave disturbing the boat... and behold something is swimming under the boat " boom " it was half human half tail. only God that saved em" with another empty boat coming.
You sure it's a merman? Any other accounts of mermaids from you or anyone close to you?

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