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Family › Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by luminouz(m): 11:53am On May 01, 2020
okewumi:
Thank God for lockdown. some families were neighbors before. See how much you have wasted on side-chick. Hope you are not working with Access bank sha, grin you can here about 75%.

A lot of brain is waking up now. Wake your wife up at the middle of the night and apologize to her.

l know you must be in your late forty, talk to children and let them know you need their prayer.

l am happy you realise your mistake while alive not in the grave.
The story is fake naaaaah
Why y'all too blind to see this? undecided undecided undecided undecided
Family › Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by luminouz(m): 11:45am On May 01, 2020
Fake story oooooohhhh


Where did these niggas get these storylines from?


Kuku write novels and make money with this skill na?
Romance › Re: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by luminouz(m): 11:06am On May 01, 2020
YoungPerson:
They say too many cooks spoil the broth but I'll give you my two cents.

Don't tell anybody. Not even your sister. Make your life as private as possible. If you try it, you will know the true meaning of stigmatization. Even if your family eventually warms up to you (some will never), the truth will out everywhere to your extended family. You won't be able to attend family functions, etc. Don't start an interfamily village people standoff.

Even if you have to, start your family first. Let the child come into the world. If they can reject your child along with you, then f**k them. Simple as ABC.
I like the way u think on this issue...though the story might be fake
Investment › Re: How To Earn Over #5k In A Week. Real!!! No Scam!!! by luminouz(m): 11:29am On Apr 30, 2020
jerupil:
To earn up to #5000 within a month from this blog, you can get to me via 07017509584 or WhatsApp me
Alaye gedifok outta here
Romance › Re: What Ended Your Previous Relationship? by luminouz(m): 11:28pm On Apr 28, 2020
phazotron:
I didn't like the way I left suddenly without explanation, without saying anything

I'm not likely to get back with her even though na me fuckup majorly sha

But I miss her though
You miss her with all her BS? shocked shocked
Romance › Re: I'm About To Get Married, Advise Me. by luminouz(m): 9:42am On Apr 25, 2020
Righttip:
Firm in leadership means show purpose and direction without fear.
PET o as alot of ladies adopts that as assurance
It still makes no sense to me.
Romance › Re: What Was The Craziest Excuse A Girl/guy Ever Told You For Not Dating You by luminouz(m): 9:00pm On Apr 24, 2020
NACE13:
Lol. I was actually not being serious when I said that to her but she took it serious and that was how her frequent calls ceased.

I am glad though; I just couldn't find the right words to tell her off, surprisingly, that "unserious" line did it for me.
grin grin
Romance › Re: South African Lady Calls Nigerian Girls 'prostitutes' And Calls Out Nigerian Men by luminouz(m): 8:41pm On Apr 24, 2020
XhosaNostra:
I'm tired of that lol.
tongue

Hope you good. How is the lockdown over there!
Romance › Re: I'm About To Get Married, Advise Me. by luminouz(m): 8:35pm On Apr 24, 2020
Righttip:
The moment you see your wife as your best friend and love as that as she does that too then you are cool.
Then learn to pet her even when she's wrong but be firm in your leadership role
Listen to her o
It's fun
Learn to PET her even when she is wrong and being FIRM in leadership roles are direct opposites. undecided
Romance › Re: What Was The Craziest Excuse A Girl/guy Ever Told You For Not Dating You by luminouz(m): 8:30pm On Apr 24, 2020
NACE13:
She: I hope all these small small girls are not disturbing you oo

Me: What small small girls?

She: Keep acting like you don't know what I am talking about.

Me: Sincerely, I don't.

She: So you are trying to tell me you don't have a girlfriend, right?

Me: No, I don't.

She: Why's that? Haven't met the "one" yet?

Me: I have actually.

She: Really?! what's she like?

Me: She doesn't nag, never betrayed me; She's the reason I keep wanting more of her

She: Wow, that's wonderful (a little hint of worry). You are lucky though.

Me: Yeah. Her name is "Money".
Damn,thats some coldblooded shiit! grin
Romance › Re: What Was The Craziest Excuse A Girl/guy Ever Told You For Not Dating You by luminouz(m): 8:29pm On Apr 24, 2020
Ussycool:
Her excuse is I was too stingy for her liking...
You never give me full green light and you expect me to pay all ur bills.

Thunder fire you there.
Better that u let her go.
Romance › Re: What Was The Craziest Excuse A Girl/guy Ever Told You For Not Dating You by luminouz(m): 8:28pm On Apr 24, 2020
oyi1:
This Is My Experience!
I Was Once Introduced To A Girl Through Her Friend @ One Of The South South State. I Collected Her Number, Set Up A Meeting.

The Girl Was A Full Package, Back n Front Well Loaded With A Pretty Face.
I Was So Excited With What I Saw To The Extend That I Start Fantazing Immediately Of Making Her My Last Bustop, ie If She Has A Little Thing Upstair grin

Her Initial Vibes With Me Was Second To Non, She Was So Lively & Fun To Be With

We Roll For Almost A Week Until One Day I Ask Her For Relationship, That Was The Day I Heard The Most Bizarre Thing Of My Life.

She Told Me That Am A Nice Guy Buh She Can't Date Me That She doesn't Like Fair Dick grin
My Brother & Sisters That Was It. My Yellow Dick Cost Me That Damsel. I Was Even Ready To Dye My Dick Black Because Of Her If Possible.

Okay Guys Let's Hear Yours
Fair diick? grin grin grin grin

Sorry OP

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