₦airaland Forum

Westaslave2:
u av never dated biafrans ladies ryt? Wey take of dat soup n turn it 2 sugar

I have.... She made oha soup my delicacy....Afam and edikaikong soup too...she made bitter leaf soup but I didn't like it....

U really can make that soup sweet??

Westaslave2:
U n oha soup, if i cook bitter leaf soup 4 u eh! Hnnhm

Bitterleaf soup is bitter na!!!

husbandsnatcha:
if u dey impregnant hiv det town

I'm immune!!!

Westaslave2:
so which soup u lyk most

Oha soup

Westaslave2:
d yeye luminouz na 4 gate him go stay ,or him go dey do me pedicure lolll

Ur 'firm' get gate
Don't worry @pedicure....nkechi and Fatima do that for me....
Just take care of soup things..... N da oda room duties!!!

husbandsnatcha:
y u no one be her husband? ,she might make u manager in her firm ...think!

Manager of what?? The pedicure dept. Or the Brazilian weavers section??
I'm OK thanks...dou the prospects of impregnating her clients are tempting

husbandsnatcha:
better go church go stay because if i catch u...if i catch u

I don go come back na...
I'm not like u

Westaslave2:
yes ,do u av probs wt dat!

Really?? N u want me to be ur husband
Do I look like I have a death wish??
U n husbandsnatcha should form a fan club...

Westaslave2:
ok dear wt otapiapia

Was that how u killed ur last husband??
Chai....I no do again ooo

Westaslave2:
So u my nairaland husband dnt want me 2 bend u ba?

Bend faya
U finished with that oha soup??
Ayam hungry!!!
Put periwinkle dia ooo

Westaslave2:
am here wie is him?

I'm here...
Whey u dey
I go waya u today!!

husbandsnatcha:
Arrant nonsense , bunch of untalented musician planning 2 soil my multitalented porthcity...Better stay in lagos wt ur yoruba song kizito

SHATAP
OR DID U TRY YO SNATCH HIM N E NO WORK??

Kikikiki...
My kinda guy...

crunchyg:
That's why I have always wanted to marry Oyibo, all these naija girls are nothing but monkeys and chimpanzees

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa..why u so ash

I had to report this here...
My LeEco stopped working on sept.19 during charging. It was sudden and unexpected. The charge notification light shows but the phone wouldn't come on...went to the repairer's and he did everything including soaking d panel but phone no gree on....naso I just gentle go get small phone to dey use o....

The most annoying part is I have stuffs on that phone,lots of very important stuffs. If anyone has any idea of what I can do..please tell me o

1Sharon:
Jesus freak

Satan fvcker!!!

yesloaded:
Slay King

U know me

vivaciousvivi:
Mbaanu.....you are one of those people my mother warned me about

How are you jare? Its been awhile.
Whats popping in Ib these days?

Ib ain't too bad!!
Come n u goan see babe!

1Sharon:




You really need to get lost. You say I've no manners but what was ur first comment towards me? Are you any better?

And I'm not a religious zombie.

Cheers x

Keep off me!!! Mannerless slayqueen!!!

Aishie:
am right here

Oya let's go there!
U know what to do!!!