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Family › Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 12:55am On Sep 22, 2018
1Sharon:
Ode. I'm not a religious brainwashed zombie like you
Shatap joor....cowtail mofo wink
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: How I Gave Birth To My Son, Baby J. I Have The Video (More Photos) by luminouz(m): 12:40pm On Sep 19, 2018
Good ...
Any girl here to born mine?? grin
Family › Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 7:15am On Sep 19, 2018
Humility017:
you really displaying lack of manners already
calling a bastard.
meaning if it should happen...you'll retaliate
U dey mind that slowpokehuh
Imagine 2moro now she no go get husband...she go dey cry for Shiloh...not knowing her manners drove all men(even the useless ones) away
Family › Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 7:12am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:
No, Cos ur self-hating nigerian women don't know how to handle hair that hasn't had a cancerous perm put on it. Tell them to embrace their real hair so hair like mine won't confuse you anymore when you see it. Wankerrr

You need ppl that love their hair around you x
Which Kain woman be thishuh
U talk too much,arguing upandan like a chattering parrot, I already proved my point...

Wake up and smell the coffee....U LACK MANNERS! ion wanna be seeing u in Shiloh 2100 all fvcked up,begging God for husband....anyone who has a mother won't call another person's mum a BASTARD!!

SHARON....I put it to u again,U LACK COURTSEY AND VIRTUE!

N what's with u and wankerr? U that sex starved?? Ion blame u,with a mouth like urs,the only thing that can stomach ur BS is a extra long,extra moldy,ulcerated cucumber..,..
Family › Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 12:57am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:
Lol ode you are the pained one. You don't understand natural hair cos all the women around you don't love their natural self.

You tried to insult my hair but indirectly insulted urself. Wankerr
Pele o ... Wankee!

Emagbami ke....so u don't take ur natural hair to the stylist??

No vex....
Madam big mouth!!

Family › Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 12:48am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:
Lol ode. I don't need a stylist to style the hair that I grew from my head.

I know you men in Nigeria are so used to seeing the women around you with fake limp hair that stinks that when you see real natural hair, you get confused.

Take heart x
Shuuuu...u pained horniesthuh
Kikikiki.....u so pained u goofed on this one...so wetin Dem dey style with stylist..ur armpit hairhuh

Chai.....ur mouth don put u into trouble o,feminazi
Oponu
Family › Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 12:39am On Sep 19, 2018
Elder001:
You know what I'm talking about.. Right? Stay to your words and do the needful.
Lol..I haven't the foggiest idea...
Care to give a heads-up?
Romance › Re: Man Admits Cheating On Wife With 341 Women During Television Interview(Photos) by luminouz(m): 12:35am On Sep 19, 2018
VeeVeeMyLuv:
do u have plenty money?
Do you have physique like this giant man?

If yes in both cases, then you are more than good to go!
Thanks my main man...
But ion have either!!!!
What if I do juju? tongue
Family › Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 12:34am On Sep 19, 2018
Elder001:
Why is it taking you this long?
Ermmmmmm....huh?
Family › Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 12:29am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:
If ur mother wasn't a bastard she won't be slapping ppl, especially if they aren't her child
With the hair on ur head @ dp....I can understand ur anger...yell at ur stylist and stop sounding dèranged ONLINE
Romance › Re: Man Admits Cheating On Wife With 341 Women During Television Interview(Photos) by luminouz(m): 12:21am On Sep 19, 2018
N my body count is just 3....at my age?? shocked

I need to do something quick....

Why will I just marry n die with number 4?

Number 444 or 4444, or 444444 sounds better...

*Checks through Twitter,Instagram, Facebook, AliExpress, Badoo,Google Translate,Jumia,Konga , Wikipedia,Quora for booties*

*Locates targets and grins evilly*


Now..... The alien is back in business
Family › Re: What Have You Lost Interest In Recently? by luminouz(m): 10:57pm On Sep 18, 2018
vivaciousvivi:
That dry place tongue
But I'm not dry Hun!!!
Will make it worthwhile for u...just come... inugo? grin
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye: 'Peter Okoye Is A Prodigal Son, We Wont Lose Sleep Over Mr P” by luminouz(m): 6:36pm On Sep 18, 2018
CaptainG00D:
Lol no dey intimidate her pls.
Na my beloved sister o
Lol..ok..
I will go easy on her!!!
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye: 'Peter Okoye Is A Prodigal Son, We Wont Lose Sleep Over Mr P” by luminouz(m): 6:33pm On Sep 18, 2018
CaptainG00D:
Bia luminous leave my sister alone whybarebu attacking her. angry
Westaslave2 any attack wey u no like report the person to me angry
Lmaoooo...
Baba the captain...shey u like that girl ni?

She no wan respect her elder naaaaa!!!! grin
Family › Re: What Have You Lost Interest In Recently? by luminouz(m): 6:21pm On Sep 18, 2018
nkemdi89:
Not me, maybe we are many.
Let's settle ish offline...
I've said enough ALREADY!!!
Family › Re: What Have You Lost Interest In Recently? by luminouz(m): 6:02pm On Sep 18, 2018
nkemdi89:
I don't know what to say.
Of course ur surprised!!
But we've been cool somehow way back..but we fell out!!
U weren't cool with my unemployed status!!! undecided
Family › Re: What Have You Lost Interest In Recently? by luminouz(m): 5:33pm On Sep 18, 2018
nkemdi89:
Taking advantage of ones problem not cool.
Baby..I swear...I wasn't making fun of u....
Have u forgotten we used to talk at a time online...on NL??
I meant what I said NA....it's just that I was a bit raw while talking about it!!!!
I know quite a lot about u too!!!
Family › Re: What Have You Lost Interest In Recently? by luminouz(m): 5:22pm On Sep 18, 2018
nkemdi89:
Now its a joke.
I'm not joking jor
Romance › Re: Lady Exposes Man Who Offered To Give Her 'Hot Sex' On Facebook by luminouz(m): 2:41pm On Sep 18, 2018
Westaslave2:
girls go soon gather 4 u
I want goddesses,not those tramps u posted up there!
Romance › Re: Lady Exposes Man Who Offered To Give Her 'Hot Sex' On Facebook by luminouz(m): 2:21pm On Sep 18, 2018
Westaslave2:
Mama, wetin d slowpoke do you?
Ur d mòron!!!!
Now go get my lunch..inugo??
Family › Re: What Have You Lost Interest In Recently? by luminouz(m): 2:08pm On Sep 18, 2018
nkemdi89:
Lost interest in love, the men you think you love , will be engaged or married to someone else why they pretend and still come close to you, in as much I have succeeded in maintaining no sex in my relationship throughout out my life, I still feel used, because of other intimacies involved like kissing and romance. Don't know who to trust again. Making up my mind of exchanging my body for money at least I know I am getting money in exchange of the main deal, that fantasy I had of wedding night , I may likely give it up and get material things in return.
Awwwwwwwwwww....
U can trust me..I ain't married...no kids either...
Are u sure u weren't looking in d wrong placeshuh Or looking for money??
Who cares about ur virginityhuh I care about ur heart!!!!

Lastly..can u pound yamhuh
Romance › Re: Lady Exposes Man Who Offered To Give Her 'Hot Sex' On Facebook by luminouz(m): 1:52pm On Sep 18, 2018
husbandsnatcha:
Luminouz , i wl soon expose u on NTA network news!
Kikikikikikikiki..go ahead...

I will expose u on CNN
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye: 'Peter Okoye Is A Prodigal Son, We Wont Lose Sleep Over Mr P” by luminouz(m): 1:09pm On Sep 18, 2018
Westaslave2:
lolz
Small geh
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye: 'Peter Okoye Is A Prodigal Son, We Wont Lose Sleep Over Mr P” by luminouz(m): 1:08pm On Sep 18, 2018
husbandsnatcha:
i pity u
Go away....
I'm unsnatchable
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye: 'Peter Okoye Is A Prodigal Son, We Wont Lose Sleep Over Mr P” by luminouz(m): 10:18am On Sep 18, 2018
Westaslave2:
hahaha...no vex nna oh!
U don reach there now??
Y u no report back to me?
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye: 'Peter Okoye Is A Prodigal Son, We Wont Lose Sleep Over Mr P” by luminouz(m): 10:17am On Sep 18, 2018
husbandsnatcha:
d day u av it...dat day u wl die!
YINMU.....
Abi na me go kill u

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