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Romance › Re: Black American Woman Abandoned In Lagos by luminouz(m): 8:29am On Jun 11, 2024
1Sharon:
Did you hear his wife's side of the story?
I know say na wetin your fishlips would say na .no be you ? UK slayqueen isonu!!!

He spent 70M, paid her master's fees and you think he hated her? Kai ..your mumu dey scare me sha...

So she seized his passport and frustrated him to leave after collecting his money and you are still asking wetin him do?🤣

Nah the man I blame na ..if he is no simp, why dafuq would he make her the applicant and himself the dependant. But I have no pity for simps like him.
Romance › Re: Finding Love In The UK Is Hard, But There's A Secret by luminouz(m): 9:00pm On Jun 10, 2024
1Sharon:
You're not yourself when you're hungry.
Bla bla blaaaaaa...
Romance › Re: I Love Her. She Is A Baby Mama. Pls Advice Me. I Am A Single Guy by luminouz(m): 8:57pm On Jun 10, 2024
RevenuesBoost:
😂😂😂
Comedian!

I've never seen a lazy, irresponsible and brainless individual, not until now😂

Let me shock you small
👇👇👇
Like I said...make your own money lazyass mofo who dey leech on men...

Dog will bite you this week!!!
Romance › Re: I Love Her. She Is A Baby Mama. Pls Advice Me. I Am A Single Guy by luminouz(m): 7:26am On Jun 10, 2024
RevenuesBoost:
Your comment isn't sensible.

A child is a barrier in love and marriage.

Why will will you speak of marriage as a man when you are not financially stable?

Will your kids eat grass?

This is the highest level of irresponsibility!

You claim you're the head so where's the proof when you're broke.

Men gets intimidated by independent women, that's why they lie about their Financial status most of the time.

The woman in the story isn't a broke lady.
She didn't leave, the man did because the woman wasn't ready to give in to abortion.
I love the woman's courage, thank God she later got married to a more sensible and deserving man.

Men that can't handle responsibility, runs away from it.
You clearly don't have sênse! She is not broke but went to marry 'a sensible and deserving' man for what? To
To pray for her? Mumu!! So what exactly makes the new guy deserving? That he could marry an after-1 and foot their bills? That dude is not sensible and far from deserving. Na simp he be.
Now you are adding bonuses to your story to make it seem legit after I called you out. Oh we know how the game goes and we don't give a fuq as men. All that sob-story shiit is for the birds. You are either a baby mama yourself or you have one in your family, hence your lopsided defence. We don't want your type and the man who married that girl in your story is a simp. He will pay bills and cater for a kid he won't ever be able to discipline or scold and who automatically becomes his oldest child? Tufiakwa. I just imagine what war would start on the future between the real kids and the one mama brought in from outside.

Just go away from here with your mumu analysis or dog will bite you this week and your revenue won't boost but sink and shatter...
Romance › Re: Finding Love In The UK Is Hard, But There's A Secret by luminouz(m): 4:14am On Jun 10, 2024
1Sharon:
They're all over social media complaining that nobody want to date them because they don't have papers.

And why should they? Go sort yourself out.
Yet you don't have too...so why should any man date your black ass?

Be single to stupor
Romance › Re: Why Do I Believe Ourtruth247 Guy Is Saying The Truth? by luminouz(m): 3:31am On Jun 09, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
Luminous, Luminous, LIEminous, LIEnux.😂😂.
Let's pretend you are saying the truth.
What does a succubus look like?


You are all wrong. I won't call you insane because it doesn't follow the white-centric standards.
Mind you, what's a white-centric standard?

This is why one needs education. Do you even know that some whites are naturally more superstitious than the blacks? When I was a christian, I conducted researches and I read tons of books. I came across some books written by the whites, some supposed occultic books, rituals, necromancy e.t.c
And these books talk about this superstitions in a grand style that no folklore dares explain.

There was a white evangelist who wrote a book about mermaids and the complete civilizations of kingdoms under the sea.

I bet you've not seen whites that believe in ghosts and mermaids.

Read about the Halloween's festival in the US.

There are many whites who believe in the guardians of the deep. Go to Reddit and read interesting stories. But the problem with you guys is that, you don't read. Read , read and read.


What is my culture? This is common sense. Culture is not what I believe in.
My culture has nothing to do with believing in mermaids. About the whites who believe in mermaids and witches. Is that also their culture?


You are the one who is insane. I'm not even using scientific sense. I'm just using my natural senses. Mermaids and ghosts and all those nonsense are not perceptible by my senses


Bring out where I said this or else you are a very stupid boy.


The whites don't do what?? I've seen that you are pretty uninformed and unexposed. Lol! Go and be doing your redpill. That's the only thing you know 😂😂



Whao! You just assume everyone on a faceless forum is a small boy. That's so rich coming from you. You don't even consider some of us might be old enough to pass an uncle to you.
I'm done with small boys like you!!! Have fun in your ignorance. If you supposedly read the books about white occults, then you should be more open about where the so-called dark powers they have come from, lazyass youth!!! But even after telling you my truth, you said I lied and asked what a succubus looked like mockingly?

Dude...dog will bite you this week and it will be ekuke!!!
Romance › Re: Husband Shortage by luminouz(m): 2:28am On Jun 09, 2024
1Sharon:
Our fathers of old would have never said this. Weak men of today with useless standards.
Ewwww....fishlips has spoken again!!!

And it's TRASH...AS USUAL😷😷😷
Romance › Re: Why Do I Believe Ourtruth247 Guy Is Saying The Truth? by luminouz(m): 2:20am On Jun 09, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
Hafa


I think you are mad, and the back of your head is stressing you.


Yen yen yen yen. Who gave you the law of thermodynamics, law of gravity, laws of motion, Avogadro's law, Ohms law, Principles of Inertia, Archimedes principle and all other laws? Your ancestors?
Did your ancestors discover gravity? Did they discover the combustion of energy? Did they discover speed and acceleration, the Internet or electricity?
Yet, don't you use vehicles , don't you charge your phone, don't you use the Internet?

So because my ancestors did not discover the theory of evolution, it is fake. 😂😂. Chai! Clowns plenty for this forum. People with anticlockwise brain.

BTW, who told you I believe in the theory of evolution? I'm just saying for now, it's the only theory that almost makes sense to the existence of life than any other story whatsoever.



Everybody in this world follows the white in different areas. The white people taught you how to use this items of civilization. Therefore it's not a thing of shame to follow the white ideologies that make sense. Christianity and Islam are not native things.

You have also followed instructions from the whites, as simple as using the Internet, simple manuals, driving a vehicle, understanding electrical appliances e.t.c and you will keep following their ways.
The person you are dying to defend also didn't get his information from his ancestors. He is also using references from articles posted by the whites. Don't you people think before you type? You bunch of 🤡🤡

Now I don't believe in mermaids because my ancestors have never shown me mermaids.
Some of you believe in what you've never seen yet you expect other people to believe just because you believe. Isn't that synonymous to madness?
You yourself, have you ever seen a mermaid?

It's also shocking y'all think atheism is a thing of the white.(how dumb).
There had always been atheists cut across all civilization of human existence. There was a time when Africa was the centre of civilization and education. There were atheists.

It's common sense to know that atheism didn't start from anywhere. It is not a religion, it is the natural disposition of life. You are not taught atheism like you are taught a religion.

To answer your question. I don't question many things. Many answers are irrelevant to me, life is not that difficult. I just study what stupid people are doing (like believing some random bullshit online) and I avoid that.



The way you people speak frivolities with confidence is what appalls me. "There are aliens."
Talking as if he knows one face to face.


Nigerians like you make me laugh... So confident and comfortable even when deluded.

What a load of bull...
I have seen a mermaid before!!! I have seen ghosts before and a succubus too!!! Now that's my confidence!!! But I guess you will call me crazy because it doesn't follow your white-centric standards? Your mind is so closed up, you will gladly abandon your own culture and suck balls so you can sound enlightened but you are not!!
So I have told you my own experiences, but you are using 'logical or scientific' sense to experiences that are beyond your own reasoning, when you don't even have any shred of proof or experience? Are you insãne? How can you argue confidently about things you haven't even seen like I have?

Because the whites discovered phones, then they know everything about the earth? Dude how dumb can you be? The whites don't believe in ghosts or voodoo as well as a crown crested cobra snake but these things exist because I have SEEN THEM!!!

Small boys like you need to be suyarized by the very things you doubt before you get sense!!!
Romance › Re: Husband Shortage by luminouz(m): 10:11pm On Jun 08, 2024
Asavivian:
all these unemployed mofos forming gangsta on the internet... go and hustle so you won't be arguing with a complete stranger about taking care of your woman. i'm sorry for the lowlife who's dating you.

make i no forget, try wash your dirty boxers. e dey smell reach here
Lmaooo....

I'm sorry for the lowlife dating YOU!!! a liability and a leech!!
Romance › Re: Should She Dump Him Or Continue Dating Him? Radio Host Gives Brutal Advice by luminouz(m): 10:10pm On Jun 08, 2024
Asavivian:
unemployed mofo
Thief ..ole..barawo .onyioshi
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Bride Dance With Her Oyibo (White) Husband On Their Wedding Day by luminouz(m): 10:10pm On Jun 08, 2024
Desusi:
Who told you.They dig gold more than their men counterparts.
Kai....thieves
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Bride Dance With Her Oyibo (White) Husband On Their Wedding Day by luminouz(m): 10:09pm On Jun 08, 2024
Hanndye:
Digging for gold wherever you find it is the order of the day nowadays.
Don't mind the thieves
Romance › Re: Should She Dump Him Or Continue Dating Him? Radio Host Gives Brutal Advice by luminouz(m): 9:03pm On Jun 08, 2024
Asavivian:
now i realise you are daft. following me from thread to thread. why don't you continue to complain about how girls want to spend your 2K

idioot
E pain ammmmmm ooooooo


Poor geh wey dey look for ATM. Go work...e no dey kill person. Clitocurrency dey expire...

Fishlips
Romance › Re: Should She Dump Him Or Continue Dating Him? Radio Host Gives Brutal Advice by luminouz(m): 9:00pm On Jun 08, 2024
Asavivian:
uncle, did they tell you that I am the lady in the program? Or do I look like the girl dating the useless 40K earning man?

And you that is crying more than the bereaved, how much are these useless Nigerian men like you earning that you're all complaining. Is it more than the paltry 62K that your NLC is fighting for?

abegi angry
See painment...

Poor girl dey find sponsor.

Oleeeeeeeee
Romance › Re: Husband Shortage by luminouz(m): 8:58pm On Jun 08, 2024
Asavivian:
uncle, you're just poor. your mates buy cars for their girlfriend and aren't even thinking about it ....

If you don't have money, no woman will love you. Not even your mother. just know that and know peace.
Now I know how your mother loves you...with money on your hand. I'm sorry you haven't experienced motherly love in your life to realize my own mother won't use money as a criteria to love her own son.

Where I am, women don't need your money to love you. They make their own shiit and still spend it on their men. Na leech mentality wey worry many Naija babes dey worry your destiny.

And you want to claim equality with a man who literally bought you? Tuehhh

Na Naija simps cause all this entitlement for una.

Aunty, go work on..toto dey slack with heavy poundage. Clitocurrency dey expire!!! Fishlips
Romance › Re: Husband Shortage by luminouz(m): 8:48pm On Jun 08, 2024
[quote author=1Sharon post=130372873][/quote]E pain you...

UK loneliness don wipe your brain go left!!!

Better invite me to cure konji for you.
Romance › Re: Husband Shortage by luminouz(m): 8:47pm On Jun 08, 2024
Asavivian:
They asked animals with horns to join a parade, even a snail like you is coming out. how much have you ever given a woman in your life that you're complaining like this? isi ewu!
Why should I give a woman anything?

Can you see how your mumu mentality makes you look like a fuul? Only you go reason say you should be given stuff from men and not work for your own shiit!!!

It's called responsibility!!! Work for your own money and stop being a leech!!
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Fans Pay $1,111 For Meet And Greet. Photos Go Viral by luminouz(m): 8:41pm On Jun 08, 2024
LalastiklaIa:
You will just die of envy. Ehya a yahoo boy stole your girlfriend and she left without any iota of remorse na why you won hang yourself. That’s why your second house is the redpill community on nairaland. Fool. No one bloody cares whether you work hard for your 60k what matters is to the streets and that girl you are telling I love u. CAN YOU PRESS MONEY? I repeat no one bloody cares. Nobody cares that you starve and die of hunger. It doesn’t matter whether I beg the white people for it or not. If appendicitis owe you tomorrow you get 700k for account for operation? Fool ma still the yahoo boys you Dey badmouth go donate for you. Ode oshi

Mumu red pillar wey no get work. Don’t go and channel your anger towards women into productive bombing and change your life because no woman wants a loser for a partner. Zombie
Thieeeffff...see as you reply me na...I thought you said your last words earlier.

Yahoo wetinhuh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You think a dude like me gets his girls taken? Redpill dey save men lives na... Nah your type dey mumu for women na ..I am not the one crying over money spent by girls on Chris Brown and asking for 100 dollars from old clients.... 🤣🤣🤣

If appendicitis do me tomorrow and I need 5 million now now, I get am. Redpill made me work my ass out and now I have money...that's why I'm not crying for 100 dollars online!!!

Mumu...thiefffff!! E pain ammmmmm!!!
Romance › Re: Why Do I Believe Ourtruth247 Guy Is Saying The Truth? by luminouz(m): 8:16pm On Jun 08, 2024
Martinez39s:
I agree that many things in this world are not what they seem, and a lot of things are way deeper than we anticipate. However, this doesn't mean we imbibe silly or baseless conspiracy theories concorted by crooks. Hell No!
Lol...but I have some experience with some of his stories...so that's why I am like yeah, he made some points.

Ourtruth24 may be unconventional in some of his stories but some parts ring bells with me
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Bride Dance With Her Oyibo (White) Husband On Their Wedding Day by luminouz(m): 8:13pm On Jun 08, 2024
Damn ..I thought it was only Naija dudes that hustle for japa like this(according to the resident NL feminists)?

So the girls are overtaking us on this level too? I thought they said they are not gold-diggers!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: Why Do I Believe Ourtruth247 Guy Is Saying The Truth? by luminouz(m): 8:11pm On Jun 08, 2024
FRANCISTOWN!!!


I think you are the dûmbo here, nigga!!!

Who gave you the evolution theory? Your ancestors or the whites? Did you do any research yourself to confirm this? Hell no!! You just believe what your white-ass books told you, just like religion and never even question it...

You think mermaids too are fake or other beings inhabiting this world...because your white books told you so...don't you ever question anything in your life?

I do. With what I have seen and my ever questioning nature and even though I am a scientist with experience in evolution, everything can NEVER be explained by that theory. There are aliens here and otherworldly beings and they have influenced who we are and what we are. Fûck!! If you don't even believe mermaids exist...how dafuq do I convince you about aliens? 🤣🤣🤣

Oh!! Nigerians like you make me laugh...so loud and boisterous even when ignorant!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:52pm On Jun 08, 2024
Dizzyyish:
Even the looks na makeup, weavon/wig and camera angles (with those unhygienic fake nails that hinders their ability to wash their asses properly).
Boss I just taya!!!

See wetin simping causehuh
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Fans Pay $1,111 For Meet And Greet. Photos Go Viral by luminouz(m): 7:43pm On Jun 08, 2024
LalastiklaIa:
You are just a typical fool and this is my last sentence to you. No we won’t inherit it fool. They should die and let the bank or government take it. Ode


Better carry your poverty mindset far away from me
So I have poverty mindset because I decide to work for my money and not beg old white ladies for money? No wonder that your client insult your generation say you be perpetual begger!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. E pain you dey you come online to rant about Chris Brown not giving you 100 dollars!! Wereyyyyyy!!!

How much you don see with your greed for someone's money? Everywhere you go, na disappointment dey follow you!!!

Even with yahoo plus...you still won't get client...

Thieffffff!!!
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Fans Pay $1,111 For Meet And Greet. Photos Go Viral by luminouz(m): 7:10pm On Jun 08, 2024
LalastiklaIa:
Which mumu work

Your 60k work na that one you won use drive car build house, marry olodo. A dude received £6.5 million from a very wealthy old lady because she had no one to inherit anything from her and she invested in things like Amazon and Microsoft in her earlier years.

Dey there dey make mouth with your 60k salary lol. Even if you work for 2,000 years and save every penny you earn it won’t amount to that kind of money!!
You mean scammed an old white lady and robbed her of her inheritance.

So, na how you wan spend your life? Hunting for childless old white folks to inherit their wealth, you lazy ass bum!!! See your mumu life....naso you wan build your life?

Ekuke go bite your yansh aswear!!! Thief!!!
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Fans Pay $1,111 For Meet And Greet. Photos Go Viral by luminouz(m): 7:05pm On Jun 08, 2024
LalastiklaIa:
Which waves has anyone in your family made?
E pain you..
Begger!!!🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: Why Do I Believe Ourtruth247 Guy Is Saying The Truth? by luminouz(m): 7:03pm On Jun 08, 2024
Martinez39s:
You are not bright and informed, that's why. If you were, the elaborate balderdash of that crook wouldn't win you over. Enjoy your newfound illusions.
Lmaooo

You are my redpill brother but OP has points. Things are not what they seem in this world.
Romance › Re: Why Do I Believe Ourtruth247 Guy Is Saying The Truth? by luminouz(m): 7:01pm On Jun 08, 2024
NSNO:
Oga you are just dumb but you are already far down the rabbit hole 🕳 so there is nothing anyone can do to change.
You are the dumb ass nigga!!!

You don't even try to open your mind to see what dafuq is around you.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 6:53pm On Jun 08, 2024
heartofcity12:
Interesting..
Yet you rely on the dude for money?

Jesus...see what simps have turned the world to. Someone with nothing but looks thinks she deserves the world?

I feel like vomiting after reading that post.

*Talks to someone off screen* Barman, give me a bottle of Hennessy to wash this bitter taste off my tongue
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Fans Pay $1,111 For Meet And Greet. Photos Go Viral by luminouz(m): 6:50pm On Jun 08, 2024
LalastiklaIa:
grin

Zombie 😎

Yes $100 is ordinary. I didn’t beg for it. I asked for it

EFCC indeed mstcheeew. EFCC arrest me on what grounds that’s it’s a crime to talk to white buddies abroad and ask convince them to send you money?

While the leave your so called leaders to destroy the economy, increase cost of living and impoverish you guys with a less than $50 monthly wage 😅🤲🏼
Like I said, Dog will bite your yansh....begger!!! Your mates dey work, you dey burn data to find white people to beg money from. See your life!!! Your mates are hardworking making waves but your own to doing bambiala online? That's how you plan to spend the rest of your life?

Shame on your yamayama head
Romance › Re: Husband Shortage by luminouz(m): 6:30pm On Jun 08, 2024
1Sharon:
Thats how men miss their blessing.

Men of today. Our fathers of old could never. They had multiple wives and sired many children. Men of today talking about silly standards.

You will grow old with regret. Find an ugly woman and grow with her. Good looking women are heartbreakers.
Shût ya UK ass up!!!
You don miss your blessing already with your mumu standards!!!
Fishlips
Romance › Re: Husband Shortage by luminouz(m): 6:29pm On Jun 08, 2024
Gerrard59:
Women are more brutal in their choices of partners than men.

Anyway, none of these social media rants about marriage show in real life. I see wedding and childbirth pictures every day on my timeline.
So you are not even married?

Urghhhh!!! Small boy!!!
Romance › Re: Husband Shortage by luminouz(m): 6:26pm On Jun 08, 2024
Asavivian:
I will NOT. I will find a good man, not the misgynistic lots like you all who crawl all over women's dreams on nairaland. You are NOT my God.

I have stated what I wanted. I didn't hate on you.
Yet we must not have standards like you just did?

Clownery of the highest order!!!

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