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Crime › Re: Face Of Woman Who Parked SUV, Jumped Off Mainland Bridge, Her Nude Photos Leaked by luminouz(m): 9:07am On Jun 12, 2018
oyelsj:
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I fear dis guy ooo.
u sure say u no be. ....
I'm Alien!!
Crime › Re: Face Of Woman Who Parked SUV, Jumped Off Mainland Bridge, Her Nude Photos Leaked by luminouz(m): 9:10pm On Jun 11, 2018
One thing I know about blackmailers is that they are never satisfied...they keep on asking and in the end they still will betray you. Not giving in to their demands is the best option.

The next best is to kill the blackmailer....I know it's harsh but some G-boys would have taken care of the 'afin' with just 500k....he would have been tied to 3bags of cement(one as headrest,one to the torso and legs respectively) with his phones shoved down his throat for good measure and thrown into the lagoon.....he would have been snitching in hell right now.

Lemme give this to NLanders for free ...... NEVER EVER PAY OFF A BLACKMAILER!!! A SNITCH BITÇH IS ALWAYS A SNITCH BITÇH!! undecided
Crime › Re: Face Of Woman Who Parked SUV, Jumped Off Mainland Bridge, Her Nude Photos Leaked by luminouz(m): 8:58pm On Jun 11, 2018
yettymuse:
How do people have sex and also take photos of themselves in their birthday suit??the village girl in me cannot even explain sef
Come inside right now,lemme show you how!!!
Infact u must learn how today!!!!

I'm kinda sorry for d woman and MOST sorry for the husband who raised kids not from his loins..

Infact I'm sorry for everything and everyone everywhere!!!
Crime › Re: Conflicting Reports On Woman That Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon On 3rd Mainland by luminouz(m): 5:49pm On Jun 11, 2018
nkul:
If this is true, you see why i agree with FALZhuh A Lady is committing adultery for [whatever reason, thats very bad] the guy doing it with her is a doing a bad thing too..granted... then inside this bad, you scam her and leak her sex photos? why are some Nigerian men wicked and always committing crime?and on top of it, it is an old man scamming his lover.FALZ you are very right


i feel for the kids..no father no mother...i hope she informed the real dad that he is the owner of the children
So na naija men dey always commit crime abi??
What she did was charity?? Philanthropy?? Or what?? undecided
Romance › Re: What I Found When Bought A Second Hand Laptop by luminouz(m): 9:32am On Jun 11, 2018
mhisbliss:
Nah just wanted to frustrate her a bit and it worked grin
Lol..ok...
She is my friend n ur my friend also... grin
Happy Monday to you o
Romance › Re: What I Found When Bought A Second Hand Laptop by luminouz(m): 9:25am On Jun 11, 2018
mhisbliss:
I almost fainted reading the epistle, watch her get angry now grin sense wee not kee me fa
Jeez!!!
U cracked me up with that....
U seem to be at loggerheads with d OP!
Science/Technology › Re: Hell On Earth, Sky Turns Red In Hawaii As Lava Continue To Flow(Photos) by luminouz(m): 11:51am On Jun 10, 2018
shocked
Travel › Re: Fajuyi Park Ado-Ekiti Beautiful night View by luminouz(m): 11:29pm On Jun 09, 2018
He should pay bursaries abeg ....
Students need that more than this bridge!
Romance › Re: I Think I bleeped Up Again, What Do You Think? by luminouz(m): 11:26pm On Jun 09, 2018
LivingFree:
She stated in her op that although she is intelligent, she doesn't understand men.
Then she is not intelligent or as intelligent as she would have us believe...
I'm not a woman but I know enough about them to recognise leeches,slay queens n wife materials..... Why would I be confused as to what a woman who came to my house n almost fvcked me, REALLY wanted? Isn't it a little bit obvious??

I'm not against the OP or trying to be antagonistic....I just say things the way I see them....I'm Alien!!
Romance › Re: I Think I bleeped Up Again, What Do You Think? by luminouz(m): 11:17pm On Jun 09, 2018
LivingFree:
what's wrong with having self-belief? I will be the first to state that I am beautiful and intelligent. Why should wait for someone else to tell me what I already know?
Don't misquote me sister!!!
Look at the context!!! She is beautiful n intelligent,yet she seems stumped at such a simple quagmire or what's intelligence forhuh Daz my own interpretation of her sentence,which contradicted her story!!
Romance › Re: I Think I bleeped Up Again, What Do You Think? by luminouz(m): 9:29pm On Jun 09, 2018
These girls and their lies Sha....ur beautiful and intelligent (n yet u can't seem to figure out ur problem) but still fvcks up abi??


Lemme humor u....

Your write-up is all about the guys being very rich or with good jobs and all dat...u never seem to take your time to know these guys....what's the rush??
The fact that both guys just jump on you on 1st/2nd dates,trying to sleep with you(almost forcefully) speaks volumes about your skewered taste in men...

Once again....I don't ever trust girls who HYPE themselves!!!
Romance › Re: "Boys Boarding School Didn't Turn Your Son Gay, Being Gay Is Hormonal" - Lady by luminouz(m): 8:50pm On Jun 09, 2018
Rickyuzzy:
Call me whatever.. the fact remains that your senseless ... Gosh your thinking is shallow, please get a proper education and save yourself from this nightmare that u are
Again u replied with insults,despite my bring civil... cheesy

Where is ur courtsey?? N ur a ladyhuh undecided
Romance › Re: "Boys Boarding School Didn't Turn Your Son Gay, Being Gay Is Hormonal" - Lady by luminouz(m): 7:14pm On Jun 09, 2018
Rickyuzzy:
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No... You are just ignorant. Typical Nigerian, no research without conclusion
Lol...look at dat.... insulting me without even asking why I have dat opinion.....
N what's with the 'typical Nigerian' craphuh?
Romance › Re: "Boys Boarding School Didn't Turn Your Son Gay, Being Gay Is Hormonal" - Lady by luminouz(m): 2:27pm On Jun 09, 2018
shamecurls:
Please stop it.

People are born Gay and Lesbian

Even animals exhibit the traits.

Make findings and read up.
Lies...read omega009's comments
Romance › Re: "Boys Boarding School Didn't Turn Your Son Gay, Being Gay Is Hormonal" - Lady by luminouz(m): 2:26pm On Jun 09, 2018
Rickyuzzy:
There is no farther truth than that tweet, I knew my cousin is gonna turn gay right from when I saw him as toddler, sometimes the signs don't manifest till they bloom late, some don't even have this feeling till they are married and they find out that they made a mistake in the marriage... We shouldn't force pple to deject themselves because of their sexuality... They need encouragement
Ur very very wrong!!!!!
Romance › Re: Man Earns N170k As A Sex Staff To A Nympho In Nigeria - Twitter User Reveals by luminouz(m): 11:10am On Jun 09, 2018
encryptjay:
Omo, you be expert ooo.
I hope you're a sex therapist or a sex counsellor?
Lol..none..I'm Alien
Celebrities › Re: Nina, AY, Alexx Ekubo, Iyabo Ojo, Toyin Lawani Pictured by luminouz(m): 11:07am On Jun 09, 2018
pyyxxaro:
Bros abeg

This picture naa ur face be that or naa Basket mouth papa



Just asking embarassed
Basket mouth papa grin
Celebrities › Re: Nina, AY, Alexx Ekubo, Iyabo Ojo, Toyin Lawani Pictured by luminouz(m): 11:07am On Jun 09, 2018
pyyxxaro:
Bros abeg

This picture naa ur face be that or naa Basket mouth papa



Just asking embarassed
Lol
Celebrities › Re: Nina, AY, Alexx Ekubo, Iyabo Ojo, Toyin Lawani Pictured by luminouz(m):
N sohuh
Should i quickly fry my Farts!!

Romance › Re: Man Earns N170k As A Sex Staff To A Nympho In Nigeria - Twitter User Reveals by luminouz(m): 9:23am On Jun 09, 2018
kolaaderin:
Its a cooked up story if you ask me. Whatever happens to Love Machine as enhancer for the Job he is doing then he must be a learner if we assume its actually a true story.
U dey mind them??
Me sef know say na lie naaaa
Romance › Re: Man Earns N170k As A Sex Staff To A Nympho In Nigeria - Twitter User Reveals by luminouz(m): 9:18am On Jun 09, 2018
I'm not bragging or something but I haven't come across a girl who is more sexually active than I am.. All the girls I've been with always look at me like I'm some freak.
I have dull days no doubt but on the average,I fvck pretty well.

On the nympho's issue,I have 3 options!

1. The kind of sex she likes......if it's the penetrative..I can do pretty well but fatigue will eventually set in, followed by decline (due to inadequate rest and hormonal Imbalance) so I can calculate my diminishing returns rate per day after like 6 months. So i solve this issue by making her pretty tired by making d sex rough(since she is a nympho) so I sap her energy and delay the next sex session for a bit. Trust me on this.

2. If she likes oral..that's the easiest way out...just keep sucking that clit and watch as she cums to hell and back in seconds....I don't get sperm-drained or fatigued outta my skin and I will last forever. The only downsides are if she ain't clean down there and the stress my poor tongue/mouth will go through.

1. If she is more active than I'm..i know it's finished for me...so I find a way to make her less active..I'm a scientist..there are sexual inhibitors I can add to her food or drink so she won't be so fvvking freaky all the time. If that fails,I could make her sleep the more. Nobody ever has real sex in the dream(at least if she does,I won't be part of it,so no draining for me)


But one more thing!!!!

I WONT EVER DO ALL THAT SEX STAFF THING FOR 170K A MONTH!!! LETS TALK 500K...excluding lodging,car and food. Fvcking a nympho is back breaking work,I should be collecting oil company allowance
Crime › Re: Man Finds Out His Russian Wife Killed, Buried Her Ex Hubby In The Yard 20yrs Ago by luminouz(m): 10:38pm On Jun 06, 2018
eDeity:
That's scary o
I just don't know what I could have done if I were the man.
If u were the manhuh grin
U Goan wet ur pants more like!!
Crime › Re: Man Finds Out His Russian Wife Killed, Buried Her Ex Hubby In The Yard 20yrs Ago by luminouz(m): 10:36pm On Jun 06, 2018
Now that is what I called a cold blooded mama...
Zero chills!!!!!
Romance › Re: Some Real Life Superhumans With Extreme Capabilities From Around The World. by luminouz(m): 9:56am On Jun 06, 2018
Obas101:
Guy na only you dey here? You no go calm down undecided
N u still no get likes ooooooo
Ntorrrrr!!!
Romance › Re: Can I Trust Her? by luminouz(m): 6:37pm On Jun 05, 2018
HRHQueenPhil:
this wicked devil wants 2 sow seeds of distrust and destroy this marriage.

if u feel terribly insecure, take her out of the house one day, send men 2 install cctv, the infared and undetected type

but seriously, she just wants d best for her boy
Ur giving that tadpole OP attention..go through his profile and u will find similar asinine posts..
I personally think he is MÁD!! undecided

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