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Romance › Re: Another Lady Gets Rejected By Her Boyfriend After She Proposed In Lagos, Video by luminouz(m): 10:05am On Jan 23, 2018
JULIE1925:
cheesy

Im juz lost evrytime I watch some video on social media surfacing everywhere where women are now proposing to men... undecided

I mean, no matter how chewable & meaty his dicck is, no matter how handsome he is and financially stable, women shud have at least a little dignity for themselves.

Marriage is not for everyone.
Who is this dry bone?


Modified: is this who I think it is? shocked

Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 8 Years At Anambra Market (Photos) by luminouz(m): 10:56pm On Jan 22, 2018
nikkypearl:
angry ibadan lo le se ?110 to be precise lipsrsealed
Correct geh!
Wagbayi!!! grin wink
Family › Re: Your Husband Cracks A Joke And Your Maid Says 'Naughty Boy', What Will You Do? by luminouz(m): 10:29pm On Jan 22, 2018
Modelqwen:
shocked




the maid go give me full story.... then she
go pack.
Pack ko. .Packer ni!
tongue
Family › Re: Your Husband Cracks A Joke And Your Maid Says 'Naughty Boy', What Will You Do? by luminouz(m): 10:28pm On Jan 22, 2018
Depends on d joke na....if na person like man I dey crack joke on...no wahala. .
But if nothuh Ermmmmmm......some lies go follow for damage control cuz wifey go craze at dat moment o
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Calls Messi A 'Bad' Player While Discussing With Mascot (Video by luminouz(m): 8:25pm On Jan 22, 2018
vikajef:
Vain Ronaldo...Always jealous of Messi
N u are jealous of both!!!
Romance › Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 7:43pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:
Good, cause when oil hits fire, it induces harmful substances to form that sets off the formation of radicals in the body system. Yes na, optimal health = kitty on fire... grin


Lol @ use vex fck am, too graphic, please i'm just ten. I like how you explain am the other day,m she dey use Love Machine no close door, na him you epp am.. Chai, Luminouz, so yu can fvck like this... That was fvckin hilariou.s i laughed my heart out that day
Lmao!
Well u can't blame me joor
She fvvked up!!!
Romance › Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 6:52pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:
Same here. Dont take too much Suya cause of potential toxic substances that can form in them like Benzene

No wonder you stretch that your ex kitty and made it catch fire...
U got it bro!!!
Suyahuh? Lmaooo!!!
D oil alone gives me pimples.. I eat fish....

D ex thingy? I even use vex fuvk am...if I dey cool eh...
She go hear GBOA GBOA!!!
Romance › Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 6:50pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:
@Lefulefu


You and I both know the sugar theorem has loopholes. Not like i advocte eating sweeties recklessly, but if we look at the food we consume as Nigerians, our daily intake comprises of large amount of sugar. From the drinks, to noodles, to spice, to rice, to bread, our overall daily aggregate sugar intake level is as high as raw sugar, we just eat the sugar baked/cooked, not like we totally eliminate sugar intake.


Anyways, guys need to cut down on beers, soft drink, i know i've abstained from all kinds of soft drink for over 5 years now. I wonder why people don't see that these soft drinks are becoming toxic for our lives.

We need tell our brothers, replace the canned drinks with malt, yoghirt, pure milk that provide nourishment etc.

Overall brother, it goes deeper than sugar, how about hormonal levels, because if Insulin and the likes are working at optimal capacity, conversion to other food forms will make our systems freer of excess materials. So, it goes beyond the sugar wahala technically abeg. Rice contains some form of sugar, and virtually all we eat as far as Nigeria is concerned.


Rather than avoids, why not how we go tell brothers build sexual power ahead? I.e. by taking 100mg of Zinc daily have been known to boost sexual prowess, research plenty nah my brother doctor, educate us....o...

How yourside, na Obaseki dey reign now oh. Him name don dey ring bell...
I don't drink or smoke or take sugar(prefer honey) or take soft drinks(malt is what I drink) for like 10 years now!
Why won't I be a king in d oza room...
Lefulefu...ur so on point!!!! When I see niggas hyping drinks n eating one fufu with 50 pieces of meat I just shake my head..... Yet them no go gym!
I love my lifestyle n it makes me look way younger!!!
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 8 Years At Anambra Market (Photos) by luminouz(m): 6:42pm On Jan 22, 2018
nikkypearl:
Anambra market huh So romantic grin
No worry...we go do our own for Alaba market...
U game? tongue
Romance › Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 5:16pm On Jan 22, 2018
lefulefu:
a normal healthy man..seeing dat phat azz im tin go don erect even b4 pulling down his trousers.dat his tin is still flaccid and a dot even at the point of action with such a sexilicious ukwucious babe speaks probability of erectile dysfunction.
*coughs*

cheesy grin
Romance › Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 5:09pm On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:
Hey sweetheart. kiss

I'm back and feeling sick. embarassed
Goan take drugs NOW!!! kiss
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Rocks Pant In New Topless Pictures by luminouz(m): 4:59pm On Jan 22, 2018
Pweetyjuddy:
Tripping for u already..just one night nd I will be good grin grin
Gbenusohun!! undecided
N one guy somewhere is dying to make u his n u dey form.. Yet u want flavour to 'SAKABULA' u for one night abi

No make me vex o
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Rocks Pant In New Topless Pictures by luminouz(m): 4:57pm On Jan 22, 2018
amiibaby:
I dash u abeg.. Or better still I dash ur sister
U get bad mouth sha!! smiley
Romance › Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 3:25pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:
It can't be morgue. No one takes into consideration the dicck sizes of dead men.
Just joking grin
Romance › Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 3:15pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:
You care to throw a little more light on the source? Medical line? Sex industry? Random assessment? Which?
Morgue attendant? tongue
Romance › Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 3:14pm On Jan 22, 2018
winnar:
biko, dot that goes on and on and on and on and on and on..., Is that one still a dot? cheesy
Lmao
U eh!!! grin
Romance › Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 2:20pm On Jan 22, 2018
winnar:
Baba, You na master oo. forget skinny or slim.

I cant even play with you when it comes to that level.

cheesy
Me bawo?
Na dot I get naaaaa wink
Romance › Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 2:12pm On Jan 22, 2018
winnar:
EOD.

I am yet to see a slim or skinny guy who is not endowed.

Not only endowed, they also knows how to make use of their instrument too.
*coughs*

We ain't slim or skinny!!!! wink

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