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Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Who Couldn't Afford The N800k Sex Doll, Goes For A Smaller One by luminouz(m): 2:08pm On Jan 20, 2018
Blackhawk01:
Nah. I was kidding but I think I should start oooo. lipsrsealed
Oya start naaaaaa....
Make I patronise u!!! tongue
Family › Re: Man Marries Lady Impregnated By Another Man. Finds Out After Marriage (Photos) by luminouz(m): 1:26pm On Jan 20, 2018
makydebbie:
Why na? grin
I'm look cute when I pretend to worry. grin
Reallyhuh? cheesy grin grin
OK wink
Family › Re: Man Marries Lady Impregnated By Another Man. Finds Out After Marriage (Photos) by luminouz(m): 1:06pm On Jan 20, 2018
makydebbie:
That means you played your match before the wedding abi?
If not you no go fall for this kain thing. I don't still understand how they tied your hands and legs and forced you to marry the woman abi you cannot make decisions for yourself?
Stop this blame game and move on with your life, I think you're even lucky you know about it now. Imagine finding out after 20 years.
In this 21st century, you're doing ritual to "cleanse"?
The way superstition has eaten to people's reasoning has got me almost worried.
I try to imagine ur face looking 'worried' but I crack up everytime at d image I conjure up!
On d OP...his cup of tea really!!
Romance › Re: She Is Pregnant For Me But I Am Not Ready by luminouz(m): 11:29am On Jan 20, 2018
dingbang:
lol your case is different.. Dem no dey advise devil grin grin
LMAO!
U no serious
Romance › Re: She Is Pregnant For Me But I Am Not Ready by luminouz(m): 11:29am On Jan 20, 2018
talk2percy:
lol...because u no fit do am, abi?
Lmaooooo
I can bro smiley
Romance › Re: She Is Pregnant For Me But I Am Not Ready by luminouz(m): 9:44am On Jan 20, 2018
talk2percy:
she insisted on unprotected sex and that she wouldn't get pregnant and now what? Is it not obvious that this girl was up to sth from the beginning. Let her have the baby but don't marry her. She had it all planned out from the onset to get u trapped. Buh learn how not to release inside ur woman. I dated a gurl for 3yrs, all through we had unprotected sex buh I never for once released inside her and she never got pregnant. Make it clear to her that u are not getting married to her buh u will take the baby.
Pele o.....Hulk Hogan of Sex!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: She Is Pregnant For Me But I Am Not Ready by luminouz(m): 9:37am On Jan 20, 2018
dingbang:
and please stay out of sex if can't handle It..
Won't u advise me too?
I chuck prick inside Toto last night!
She vomited this morning!!!
Romance › Re: Meet Harmony, The Sex Robot Doll That Moans, Talks (Photos, Video) by luminouz(m): 11:53pm On Jan 19, 2018
grossintel:
So the vibe for sexdolls is currently trending, so I did a little digging and discovered why. Sexdolls have been around for over 20 years, but like every technology we ever know, they advance with time and that's when we get to know about them. So here is Hermione and what she can do

1.She runs on batteries that are rechargeable just like your smartphones and laptops.

2. She's designed to meet your sexual fantasy just like a real human does but in a way only a machine can do.

3. She can self lubricant during intercourse, moan, talk dirty, remember your name, call your name during sex, maintain any position you like, highly flexible so you can divide her legs like the red sea anytime, she can even climax during sex.

4. She is a good partner and can engage you on discussions just like a human does.

5. She can self warm her body.

6. Her mouth is also human like and moist, so you can trust down her throat if that's your fantasy.

7. Skin like textures made of silicone and very soft, it feels just like a real human skin and ROBOTIX plans to up their game by making them moist just like a real human during sex.

8. You can install new language accents on her and get her to speak in any accent you like, so if you love Spanish women accent you can get Hermonie to speak to you in such accent.


Sex bots are still in an infant stage the company promises that subsequent versions will have human like locomotions and move their bodies during sex, so if reverse cowgirl is your favorite, your in for hours of riding nonstop. The doll costs around $2500 on average and can be customized to any shape, size and skin color you prefer. The company sells about 600 of them every year in the US alone and demands are skyrocketing. Watch the video of the bot interacting with a man here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKczGG19uo
Damn!!!
Da future is already here!
AI with new generation silicon body = DaBOMB
Romance › Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by luminouz(m): 10:54pm On Jan 19, 2018
pocohantas:
Nah, people need to realise there are different kind of boobs.
Not every boobs will stand at attention.

Some will be shy and look downwards, like hers.
Others will stand and stare at you, very aggressively.
Hmmmm..can't help but wonder which one is urs u know!
Fashion › Re: From Thin To Thick & Curvy: Lady Shares Her Transformation Within 3 Years by luminouz(m): 10:37pm On Jan 19, 2018
lefulefu:
now this is what i call authentic change cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy...not the buhari type of fake change grin
dammm wink
cc greiboy
luminouz
femieddy
HAAAAAAAA!!!! shocked
This no be only change ....na exchange o!!!
She quadrupled in size n weight n cuteness!
See ukwu oooooo!!!!!!! grin


Lefulefu..na my wife be dat....if u wanna see my pre wedding pix this year eh...get me her number!!! tongue
Romance › Re: I Have Ordered For My Own Doll by luminouz(m): 9:26pm On Jan 19, 2018
Oyindidi:
Mtcheeeew

Try grow sense
LMAO
He is just clowning around na!
Why hard on him!
Romance › Re: What Happened When A Ghanain Released His Monster Dick On His Sexdoll. by luminouz(m):
Nnazzy52:
For those guys with monster dicks shouting sexdoll sexdoll.............this one 4 you.
Werey re o

Adopa/Adoya lo do DOLL yen sha shocked

Werey ti lo tramadol 2000mg grin cheesy
Phones › Re: The LeEcoThread by luminouz(m): 9:21pm On Jan 19, 2018
yerimastyle:
Guys pls can you help explain the status of dis order thank u
Lol
Ya Goods have been shipped and its on the way to 9ja!
Either on d plane or ship or wormhole or Edo witch things
Just dey expect am in 7-21 days time
Romance › Re: Get In For #6000 Giveaway by luminouz(m): 3:59pm On Jan 19, 2018
Durhleepee:
What's what?
Lemme jor
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me. See What She Did 3 Days Later by luminouz(m): 3:39pm On Jan 19, 2018
lordmayor2013:
Good day Nairalanders,
I have being in a relationship with my girlfriend for over 2years. In the space of two years, she has broken up with me more than 10times which I always cry and beg for her love back. After several pleading, tears and promises she will accept me back. This said girlfriend knows so well that I don't have any other girl elsewhere and that she's all I got and I love her so much.
Just three days ago, she broke up with me again without any misunderstanding as a result of that I pledged and vowed with determination that I won't beg or call her for reconciliation but surprisingly I got her call this morning. She said she called to greet me and to know how I was doing, knowing so well she had been expecting my call for the usually pleading.

Please Nairalanders, I need your advice
Should I go back into this relationship because I so much love her or I should let it go.

Thanks in anticipation.
Madness dey worry u!!!
Which kain mumu men full NL na?
OK...I guess this is click bait!
Sure...accept her back... Ur such a nice GUY
Romance › Re: Get In For #6000 Giveaway by luminouz(m): 3:35pm On Jan 19, 2018
Health › Re: Lassa Fever Critics Leave Ebonyi State Government Alone by luminouz(m): 3:23pm On Jan 19, 2018
Seems ur paid to do this
At least u go chop wella tonight!
Family › Re: Georgia Woman Makes Her 5-Year-Old Daughter Pay Rent (Photos) by luminouz(m): 3:18pm On Jan 19, 2018
Berlyn1:
Part of the rent?? How's that the child's business ? There's nothing amazing about this phewwww!!! Every one just want to trend by force smhundecided
Calm down now!!!!
These days u sound like a pregnant shrew!!!
Romance › Re: “dated Him For 6 Years, Had 7 Abortions, Paid His Fees. Next Week, He’s Married by luminouz(m): 2:37pm On Jan 19, 2018
Op. .it's like u don ya werey sha!
What's with d attention seeking bullshiit!
Fake story!!!
Titi ko.. Toto ni

Mtchewwwww!
Celebrities › Re: Boluwatife Balogun, Wizkid's First Son Swagged Up In News Photos by luminouz(m): 2:23pm On Jan 19, 2018
Hardeybohwarley:
The forehead man. Just like eclipse of the moon.
LMAO!!!!
Craze dey worry u!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Boluwatife Balogun, Wizkid's First Son Swagged Up In News Photos by luminouz(m): 2:21pm On Jan 19, 2018
Mizsylviah:
The forehead na Wizkid trademark,his second son has the same forehead..... Anyway the boy is not all that fine,he is just smartly dressed as always....
Born ur own n we shall see how fine e be? undecided
Crime › Re: Delta Pastor Arrested For Charming & Abducting 21-Year-Old Lady by luminouz(m): 2:09pm On Jan 19, 2018
tashashiel:
what is your nose pointing at huh
U know where!!!!!
Crime › Re: Delta Pastor Arrested For Charming & Abducting 21-Year-Old Lady by luminouz(m): 11:17am On Jan 19, 2018
Angy55:
From his looks alone, one would know he is fake.
He looks so hungry too. No enough church offering and tithe from his members.

Set of pastors that do not want to pay the sacrifice of dwelling in the secret place before making it.
Once you can read the bible, quote a large number of bible verses off heart, speak in tongues you declare yourself a pastor.

And all this this young girls getting so close to this young pastors I pity them.
That was how a so called prophetess all in the name of "the Lord just spoke to me" encouraged my friend to date a yahoo boy that he's the future husband, for any client that pays they would come and drop tithe for her, and foolishly for her she succumbed.

Phew!!!
Really? shocked
Mehn!!!!!

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