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Family › Re: I Beat My Wife. What Would You Have Done Differently In My Situation? by luminouz(m): 6:18am On Oct 24, 2017
biacan:
why are your eyes wide open in that picture stop eating grandnut before pimpus finish you try to use black spetol as your batting soap when you want to sleep rob it on your face and stop using sponch on your face I hope this helps......
Lmaoooo
Ur English is already giving me pimples!! tongue
Family › Re: I Beat My Wife. What Would You Have Done Differently In My Situation? by luminouz(m): 6:17am On Oct 24, 2017
biacan:
why are your eyes wide open in that picture stop eating grandnut before pimpus finish you try to use black spetol as your batting soap when you want to sleep rob it on your face and stop using sponch on your face I hope this helps......
Lmaoooo
U went to all this trouble cuz of his facehuh
He is a man!!! Some of us don't give hoots about pimples!!!!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 3:20pm On Oct 22, 2017
PrecisionFx:
Stop confusing issues.
I said it's not difficult to send a soldier to jail.
In his case it will be even easier, he's a moi moi cadet.
The babe can report any time soon n that useless cadet will be in a deep shit.
So its now d cadet who is uselesshuh undecided
Anyways....don't quote me again...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 8:15pm On Oct 21, 2017
benswagtt:
If at all u are a cadet, just so u know, I was a cadet b4 u even thought of being one...
*sighs*
Why do people don't use their God given brainshuh Or is it DAT ur own is full of JIK? HYPOhuh? Or PETROLhuh
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 3:34pm On Oct 21, 2017
PrecisionFx:
It's not difficult to send a soldier to jail.
Hmmmmm...
Look at d context naaaaa!!
He didn't kill d babe...just sent her outta his house after slapping her.....what's he going to jail for when d girl didn't even reporthuh
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 3:33pm On Oct 21, 2017
benswagtt:
Bikonu... are you his advocate NE? or coursemate? he might even be a thermal 1 CADET... Even if he's in his last lap, he's still a cadet..
Talk to d OP not me...E-warrior
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 3:32pm On Oct 21, 2017
Opatoranking:
It shows how fearful you are it is illiterate that fear men in uniform which you belong, what if the girl father is a senior man in the military. mr cadet what you did was very bad for your girlfriend not wife be very careful the way you handle women please for God sake.
Pucci ass nigga!
Don't quote me biko....
Go meet d OP!!!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 3:31pm On Oct 21, 2017
Jonathan:
Mumu
You can't because he's a cadet Abi? Lol
Your stupidity is epic
Jonathan.... undecided
How can u Eva make sensehuh
Health › Re: Taiwan Man Suffers Painful Erection For A Week, Has Half Of Joystick Amputated by luminouz(m): 8:00am On Oct 21, 2017
Florblu:
They just waste that dick. It might even be a big and we'll functioning one.

Unlike the dilapidated wire-like Tokunbo Nigerians are flaunting all over
Which Nigerianshuh shocked
Cuz I definitely ain't like DAT
Romance › Re: I Am So Sick: My Man Is Tired Of My Attitude by luminouz(m): 7:33am On Oct 21, 2017
So u have this in mind n yet ur mouth got u into trouble!!!!
I don't know why some women just take their men for granted!!!! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Kissing His Daughter, Gabrielle Munachim Okoli (Photo) by luminouz(m): 12:22am On Oct 21, 2017
classicB:
.this is outrightly wrong. You can kiss or Peck your child if you want to, but French kissing? See as the girl close eye. Let kids be kids
So DAT is French kissing?? shocked
Please which primary school did u attend??
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 6:06am On Oct 20, 2017
chukxy:

Listen young man, you have no right to slap the girl in question. If the girl was my sister, I will make sure I send you to jail for this act. You can't act lawlessly simple because you are a bloody cadet. If you think your girl friend is a cheat, you do the honorable thing of quiting the relationship. Even if you are married to her, it does not still give you right to hit her talk more of ordinary boy friend relationship.

It is sickening that people trained to behave with decorum at all time turns out to behave like tout. What's more worrisome is that a lot of people here are supporting his action.
Jailhuh Hahahahhaha.....
Ehya......do u have d balls to tell him this? Fave to face? Eh?? Chukwudi....
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 6:03am On Oct 20, 2017
Noblewhiz:
Advisable but am to ask..
... Are u still a baby..cos this post is.
Why don't u go n ask him this...face to facehuh
Let's see if ur facial architecture no go resemble an ant's when u come back
E-warriors - always blowing cold smoke n looking at mirrors
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Doesn't Have Time For Me by luminouz(m): 4:09pm On Oct 19, 2017
bayocanny:
My English teacher, how na? grin
Lmaooooooo!!!!!
Ayam fine
Events › Re: "Are You Sure You Are 24 Or 42?" - Lady Who Celebrated Her 24th Birthday Asked by luminouz(m): 8:11am On Oct 19, 2017
Larrey:
I believe bcoz some people normally look matured than their age
Like u eh??
I dont fvcking agree
Literature › Re: George Saunders Becomes 2nd American To Win Man Booker Prize by luminouz(m): 6:56am On Oct 19, 2017
Wait for mine soon......
Titled
'Galaxy At War: Dreamweaver'
'Galaxy At War: Decimaetrons'
'Galaxy At War: The Celestials'



These will shatter all records!!!! grin cool
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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Doesn't Have Time For Me by luminouz(m): 7:51pm On Oct 18, 2017
Ginaz:
Most boy don't like clingy, try to work on that your character and watch them cling to you. You are trying to suffocate the relationship with your unnecessary demands.

The most important thing is that he loves and cares for you. He must not call 24/7 to show it.

Who text messages help?
U didn't see my reply abihuh
Or d messagehuh
Family › Re: The Akanbi Triplets That Bear The Same Name (Photos) by luminouz(m): 1:37pm On Oct 18, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Lol,funny u.
wink
Lemme allow u to rest before NL boiz come for my head!!!
Family › Re: The Akanbi Triplets That Bear The Same Name (Photos) by luminouz(m): 1:37pm On Oct 18, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Ehn!!! shocked....runs outta thread.
Lmaoooo!!!!
Family › Re: The Akanbi Triplets That Bear The Same Name (Photos) by luminouz(m): 1:14pm On Oct 18, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Nooo hustle first o,to carry belle no hard na.
Lmaooooooo!!!!
Ur head dey dia

*faces laptop with feet on tortoise*
OH MY MAGA!!!! U MUST PAY!!!! tongue
tongue
Family › Re: The Akanbi Triplets That Bear The Same Name (Photos) by luminouz(m): 1:14pm On Oct 18, 2017
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Family › Re: The Akanbi Triplets That Bear The Same Name (Photos) by luminouz(m): 10:51am On Oct 18, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Lol,pls double it o,during pregnancy one shld be gallantly prepared.
Lmaoooo!!!!!
But u never get d pregnancy naaaaa
Wait make u get am first....
Hustle go then double tongue
Health › Re: New Research Opens The Door To 'functional Cure' For HIV by luminouz(m): 10:43am On Oct 18, 2017
BornnAgainChild:
Ok good...but make sure you get busy as well with yours cos its seems idle and useless
Lmaoooooo
E PAIN AM!!!!!

Health › Re: New Research Opens The Door To 'functional Cure' For HIV by luminouz(m): 10:42am On Oct 18, 2017
musicwriter:
The HIV/AIDS virus is no longer a serious threat as it used to be. The body has found a natural way to heal itself of such situation. That's exactly what the body was designed to do.

There was a time MALARIA was killing people and scared the world.
There was a time SMALLPOX was a global threat.
There was a time POLIO was a global threat.
e. t. c.
OK bro!!!

Eventually, the human body developed immunity against these diseases rendering them powerless, and HIV/AIDS is not an exception.

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