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Lawlahdey:
Are they okay?

Lmaoooo
Lawlahdey tun ti dey ooooo

Blackhawk01:
You slapped a goat? Hahahaha
This is like the craziest thing I've heard. Choiiii!

I have a nasty temper myself, working on it tho. The good thing is I avoid confrontations to the barest minimum but if you keeping pushing me till I react ehnnn, I'll finish it even if it's gonna take months.

Lmaoooo!!!
I was so fvcking hungry n seeing my lunch disappear down a goat's throat made me mad!!!

Yeah I also try to avoid fights but some mofos will keep pushing till u show them d alien in u..afterwards what u hear is 'can someone play with u again' or 'as u gentle reach.. So ur a cobra.. I fear una gentle people o'

Lol

Blackhawk01:


Funny enough, I hardly get into fight with outsiders, just my sister and few cousins but mostly my sister.

Hair pulling izz bae especially when she's gut braids on... Dayuuuuuuum!

Lmaooooooo@ Dayuuuuuummm!!!
Its funny how those stuffs now seem childish to me....had a few scrapes myself but only d threat to my life or my loved ones will make me move a muscle.....cuz I had a terrible temper.... I once gave a goat a slap(d poor thing ate my food outside our house while I went to get water) n blood came outta d nose n mouth n it died 2 hours later...
Mum had to pay off d goat's owner cuz she swore to remove my diickk!!!

Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha

Na girl fight I dey always get into. I lose some, I win some. Hair pulling, slaps and never ending screams.

Lmaooo@d screaming part.....u can always hear from a mile away!!!!
N d hairpulling Lawd! Always wonder why girls do that....

Ginaz:
Can you fight? with your dry chest? Make dem no wound you o.

Babe u know DAT chest ain't dry...I gym up just to protect u...no worries babe...no worries!!!

Blackhawk01 I sight u oooo!!!

Ginaz:
Lolz where will I start?

My mom would buy me new uniforms almost every class promotion. Na fight I go read for school.

* when I was in SS1, one small boy was toasting me, he would come at night cos then I loved bathing at nighttime(still do till now), so the well is outside our compound. He would stationed himself to come and be using his lame toasting lines. Even my dog can toast a female dog better than him which gets me so mad. Oga you are wasting my time biko...worst he would be stammering like someone about to have electric shock.

I was like so you won't leave me? He said no, I must to reply his love. I said I would pour him water, he said I wouldn't. Na so I provoke pour am water, he gave me very big blow to my face .....see person wey come love abi beat me.

With my small stature I know I don't stand a chance. I went into a rage, I used my nails, my fingers, my legs infact it would be safe to say I clawed on like a blood sucking vampire sent from the village. He started shouting, people came to separate us...by the time they separated us he was panting and grasping and looked like who had a fight with a mad woman.

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I lived with my grandparents, it was a public compound. The bathroom and toilet was only differentiated by a block in between. Anytime I go to bath, this boy would follow me on the excused he was going to the toilet.

Na so, one day I caught him peeping from the up. I was so pained, I called everyone in the compound no one believed me. I was so pained the more. One day he did it, I said lie lie o...it won't go like that. I said I would give him mark o. I bought razor blade and bought grinded pepper added it into water. That day he had exams to write. My grandparents were shouting at me to leave the matter, I hide the cup under bed cos he ran away. The next morning I heard him getting ready for school.

I took the cup of pepper, forgot the blade(oh why!) went into their house and threw the pepper straight at him...his peeping ogoro eyes. We fought, what a fight. I said today you will kill me...today Na me and you. His school friends were around, they started mocking him. With the pepper in his eyes I was at an advantage. The force i threw the cup at him broke his front teeth, it was a steel cup.

The room was a mess, red pepper everywhere. His younger ones got a doze of pepper too. Their uniforms, clothes, bed, wall, curtains.

His father came back and saw everything, and started running after me, he wanted to cane me for destroying his house. My family were behind me, they wanted to call the street chairman but his father got afraid and that was how the matter died.... (till date this boy still peeps at people, unknown to us he has been peeping all the girls in the compound both old and young in the bathroom) he was caught one after the other...I heard he goes to other street to peep.

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Fought with my gf...the fight was epic....she bit me on my left arm..i bit her on the head. It left us bloodied we had to treat ourselves in a chemist store. I still bore that mark on my arm till date

That was my last fight. Now sef, I no get power to raise hand...dem go beat me die. Make I humble myself.

I use my mouth now to do the fighting but I'm conscious so I won't get my teeth removed one day.

U have me to protect u now babe....no need to fear again...u hear?

pocohantas:
Okay naaa! Let's keep on living for now, we never know what tomorrow holds.

...and what's all this never beat a woman, never go about beating anyone. Except in self-defence of course. Must people fight??!

Lol...looking forward to DAT
Must people fight? I think its a basic animal instinct.. D need to impose ur will or dominance over another being......although d recession is a major cause too. 2 many short tempers

Pidgin2:

How u dey ooo madam

pocohantas:
I am neither of that. I don't have to be a feminist to condemn violence...every sane human being should.

Hmmmm.....I would still love to meet u one day....if ur real though....

Pidgin2:
Wetin go happen?

Lemme joor!!!

pocohantas:
You wan beat me?

Haba...see where ur mind went
I would love to see d face behind the irrepressibly aggressive feminist pocochantas!!!

pocohantas:
Most violent people do it just to have an upper hand.
You and a lady were quarreling, because you feel you're stronger...you decided to go physical. That's exactly how they behave in their homes, then come out to act like they never said or did anything. The woman is always the instigator.

Hitting him on the head is extreme though.
What if he dies?

I.hope to.meet u one day though!!!

Ginaz:
Ha!

Luminouz this is what you have been doing eh? Paul says shame on you!

Lmaooooooo
I prefer Ginaz says love u too!!!!

I missed u around babe...where u been

Lawlahdey:
I'm only playing around tho.

Have a nice day.

U too babe...u too

biacan:
you know nah

Yeah......what's up with u today....

Lawlahdey:
Hahahaha
This lie shake ground.

Lmaooooo....
Ehyah.....u seem to have lost faith in men
U stay in Ibadan..same as me....I stay in agbowo....u should see me ursef n conclude....not all men see sex as d ultimate in life...

thesuave10:
A lot are but they are hot and can be crazy at times but that's because they're very passionate

Ohoh....d last passionate girl I dated almost torched my nuts!!!!!
So hell no to latinaaaaaaa

supersystemsnig:
Old or not brov, if a person says three years i will marry you by all means, it's not too much if the guaranty is there...even if the lady is 47years old, three years simply means she'll be married by 50. People need to chill, too much media induced negativity affecting the minds of our ladies.

True talk bro

biacan:
you see... am coming in a clear terms.....

Lol

Lawlahdey:
You lie.

When last did you have sex?

Me ke?
2 years ago!!!!!
My last relationship!!!!

megareal:
luminouz, even you?

Why na?

You wey go illuminate, torchlight and shine every part of white woman's congo, na you pesin go wait for?

Oya, swear say I dey lie.

I swear u dey lie...
Na me u describe like this.....illuminate..torchlight n shine oyinbo congo Fear God small naaaaa!!!

Don't worry lemme travel out first...I will prove it to u...

thesuave10:
Bros you should have fûcked those latinas jare. And by the way white ladies are sexier

Hmmm....tell me about d latinas....they faithful

megareal:
I've seen women whose BFs and husbands travelled out, they waited like forever visiting one church or the other praying for them to come back .

Personally, I would delete any BF immediately he leaves. I free you and free myself. If e go work, we will find ourselves again. (I no send that broad tins). Na only husband I go wait for(not the arrangee abroad based type o)

Megareal with a megazeal...
If I travel.... U go wait for me ooo...na just 3 years naaaa

Lawlahdey:
See mouth

Body no be firewood ahbeg.

Body no be firewood for 3 years?? U can't wait 3 fvcking years coz of konji
I can wait for 3 years if she is real but constant communication is key..not konji...for me sha o...

biacan:
lol if you know get money hide your face

O Ye of little faith!!!

If she ain't too old....3 years to wait ain't too bad!!!

biacan:
know need the last one I gave a trail.....i forgot my heels when running

Lmaooooo...
He was DAT scary huh

[quote author=biacan post=60938373][/quote]Haba....I don't look DAT scary naaaaaaa!!
DAT guy was prolly befuddled by ur beauty n lost his senses......
But am a gentleman....just don't ask for coldstone ice cream

biacan:
Gentleman ko gentleman ni

Lmaooooo
Once u get to know me....u will know DAT!! U should give it a trial!!

IamKashyBaby:


Ooh really? MONK eeh?

But ur inner thighs are full of love bites up to ur neck

And dont u know some of the ladies can easily detect when was ur last sex?

Love bites?? Lmaooooo...more like mosquito bites...
Those ladies will detect I last had sex in 1910 AD...

biacan:
lol you this man

Lmaooooo!!