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Homeboiy:
I no go lie u

Too much of it

16tyms a week

What d fvck?? This one mad like ME oooo!!!!

Over dancing I guess [/quote]Guy! Just take am easy n relax.....do test first.....might not even be sex related.....could be heat rash or water rash or something!!!!

curiositymaster:
Dat girl yanga too much jare, e be like say bumbae1 self don join dat gang

Lool! Me n skylowlow still talk am yday!!! Its just we kinda drifted apart.....different priorities at DAT time..
Bumbae1 na ur babe oooo!!!!! She is cool dou! U just have ur work cut out for ya!!!!

CokersClub:
lolz . that's the truth, I see no reason why you should be running from dating another girl. Oya take two bottles and tell me the truth?.

Kikikiki!!!! My eyes don see o bro for this world....good gehs are so scarce n I seem to attract d bad ones coz they said I look like a player...so me wan take time find me a good geh I can stay with o......
Oya gimme my 2 bottles now...add 1 point n kill join am!!!!

Oyind18:
Peniss

Lmaoooo!!!!? U dis geh funny! I can just imagine d shape of ur mouth as u type that word!!!
I don't believe ur hard hearted now....just wary..Like ME

CokersClub:
you can't brainwash me, nah Shege dem do you. Mah Nigga

Lmaoooo!! U no well!!!!

CokersClub:
Your dick ... So why are you on a break? , Nigerian girls don do you shege!

Kikikikikikiki! I am just tired of being evaluated or appreciated based on my sexual prowess..... I just need me a loving,caring geh without all d fvcking DRAMA!!!!

curiositymaster:
So you self don read that ashawo story ba

Yes ooo....na so I weak for hia

curiositymaster:


E fit don land inside ororo gbigbona

BTW, you where is dat vivaciousvivi girl sef? E don tey wey I see her last ooo

Lmaooooooooo!!!! N from dia straight to d oesophagus!!!

Vivaciousvivi should be fine!!!! Its been a while we talked!!!!

MissCuppy:
Look at this one, who told you am single.

Really?

curiositymaster:
TBh the guy had really tried securing jobs in the past without success.

You can do better by giving him a job; not just any job cos my guy (luminouz) prefers a certain kind of 'JOB' preceded by the word 'BLOW'

Lmaooooooooo! Leave DAT geh joor!!! She was dissing broke guys in another thread....as if she get shinkini money!!

Check action!!!
D geh is hurt which is not my fault/
Luminouz is hia babe if u need a job/
Can u do masssge? Some tonguing wetworks?/
On d JOB babe u can BLOW....coz all na softwerk/
If a geh can do 2788 guys....u really have no excuse/

MissCuppy:
Mtcheeeeeeew!!!.



Go get a job.

U again?
Get a life....or u want me to marry u ni? Seems d single gehs here need husbands...eyha sorry eh!!!!

curiositymaster:
That guy still dey sky, him never land

Hunger go soon force am land!!!!!

CokersClub:
okay. I give up. So you are into another relationship? , how is it going?

No bro!!!!! Am taking my time..... Most of the ladies I see these days love me for my pocket or my diiickk!!!! Its annoying!!!!!

MissCuppy:
Broke guys won't stop whining and bitching.

One question babe....are u rich? If not.........

CokersClub:
Bro, you can't be so sure. Girls are unpredictable.

Yes I know....but on dis one am sure!!!!!

Homeboiy:
She walks into ur room, she will say good evening, baby iam hungry oo, hmm what will u eat? Indomie

She sleeps at ur house, wakes up by 7am,still lying in bed, the next u will hear is, good morning,my belle oo. Wetin de do u for belle? I think iam hungry.

She call u on phone,where r u? I de hungry oo, make i come collect money wey i go use chop. Give her money and she will use it to pay for daily contributions.

U ask her baby have u eaten? She will start telling u how she has been hungry for the past 3days. She works but cannot give u #5 even wen she has 100k. I tire oo

Naija girls abeg make una stop that mentality. To my (gf)ex, na God go punish u if u no stop such life.

I feel u bro!!!! Hoes ain't loyal!!!!

MissCuppy:
40 men is too much na. 10 men sef is too much.

At least she told d truth!!!!!!

Oyind18:
Good, we all have exes like that. The ex who occupies part of your heart

Yes oooo! D good n d bad dear....they are part of what moulded us to who/what we are now!!!!!

[quote author=folakemigeh post=55959578] oh my God!!!

I cant imagine the type of diseases this girl must have passed to several men and women also.

I can not even imagine the type of demon that will be living in such girl



In all my entire life, i am so sure i have slept with not more than 40 Men[/quote
Ur entire life?Are u dead now? Lmaooooooooo
40 men? I like ur honesty!!!!

Oyind18:
That's lovely, let her be now that she's married.

Of course dear!!! I have made my peace with it!!!

Oyind18:
Explain, we are all learning

I have explained oooooooo!!!!!

Homeboiy:
bro e weak me oo, upon everything i de do for her

I believe a better geh will come ur way soon!!!

Bumbae1:


Na dis kin tin una dey like

Lmaooooooooo! U know me so well babe!!!!!!

Oyind18:
Why is she your ex? I'm not the demanding type, too shy, some say im proud to ask.

Mmmmm......babe....na long story ooo.....tribal differences caused d break up oooo......d mum adores me but d dad swore no Yoruba man will ever take his Ada away!!!! He even said he liked me o..just d Yoruba tribe scattered everything!!!! Cutting d story short....she was compelled to travel out just after NYSC..her number was changed...... It was a year later we could talk to each other ooo......she married 2 years after leaving me....all due to family pressure(her dad felt getting married will make her forget me).... He was wrong dou....she named d first son after me!!!!!!

curiositymaster:
You think you are doing me ba

You are doing yourself ooo

Your matter dey like pikin wey go farm with him papa,
as dem two dey farm, na hin pikin come shout papa! papa!! I don see snail,
the papa tell am say oya take am make we go use am wash your head

So you see you are doing yourself ba

Lmaooooooooo!!!!! D thing shake u abi?
Na skylowlow turn I dey wait!!!!!

Bumbae1:
Morning

Morning dear!!!!!

Oh Lawd!!!!! I still saw dis geh last week ooo...chai! Me right now!!!!

SIRmanjar:
Lol!Omo tell ur oni supporters say na play I dey oo before sumpipo go hang dem sef.

Lmaoooo oooo!!!!! U funny ooo!!! I go tell dem!!!

CokersClub:
She's getting it some where else. Believe me.

Not while I was dating her!!!!!! Of DAT much am sure!!!!

Homeboiy:
lol, well she has been cheatin on me wit different guys, i felt i dont care but yesterday nit around 9pm, i called her,she said she was at home

about 3mins later two of my guys called me that the saw my gf wit a guy a place far away from her home

i cald her again, she lied she was at home, i told her where she was n she started shoutin that she knew my friends saw her there

that its over

i was happy, she came this morning to pack her cloth n pant she left at my place

have deleted everythin abt her on my fon

Wow!!!! This one strong oooooooo!!!!!!
Sowie bro! Y are there so many hoes dou!!!!

Oyind18:
One broke guy somewhere came up with that lame pix. I'm not the demanding type when I was doing the do but I hate broke and visionless guys.

I once date a broke guy, I was working and would share all I had with him. Guess what when he started making little cash he started dating those girls that can't date broke guys.

Ladies don't date broke guys. They are ungrateful and ALWAYS attracted to those girls that can't date them when they were broke.

Wrong again!!!!!