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As chairman IDGAF....have these!!!!

Nice brezzz! Dou I prefer big ASS!!!!

dadabashua1:
I trust....lolz,but I still prefer bin good looking and also boxed up...#teamlookgoodandboxedup....lolz

WAGBAYI!!!!!!

Angeleena:
good for them...always thought he has a thing for fair ladies..baby mama,is now an occupation, soon it might be a course of study, in universities, strictly for females,just as food and nutrition, back to then in college.

If na Yoruba man now u will go ballistic..... calling them irresponsible n serial cheaters n ne'er do wells!!!!!

curiositymaster:
Luminouz fart master

Lmaooooo!!!!! Na fart chi master!!!!!

Lionessza:
Lol I know you are Nigerian. Oh do you have the facial marks? Say hi to me in Yoruba

Wanna see my face? Check ma dp!
Hi in Yoruba is 'bawo ni'

Lionessza:
Oh sure I'm glad you read up on it again cakes. What language do you speak?

Lmaoooo! Babe am Nigerian.....I speak d Yoruba langrage!!!!

Raine80:
So first mention all the material things she has got from the relationship and then the most important which is her joke of a situation is mentoned at the bottom shows her priorities . So why blame him alone ? Her so called friends had designs all hoped to be the one. And finally he is the typical rich boy who always gets what he wants she either accepts that and shuts up or she moves on. She cannot have it both ways in most instances .

Oh baby!!!!

BoosBae:
Make I laff? Kikikikikikikikiki

Walahi, your mumu go sell pass Mr IBU own

Lmaooooo! At least I made u laf!!

Well am Yoruba!!!!Any tribe from any country in any continent on any planet in any solar system of any sector/quadrant of any galaxy of any universe will DO!!!!

BoosBae:
7 guys don turn 6 now now, 1 for front don turn 2 for front? No be only you guys were in a rush, na in a rush hour.

Abeg make we hear better thing.

Who get better story wey get head? Abeg share make I see road, no be this cocck and bull wen dey here

I get Berra story jare!!!!!
Last night I ate beans n I started blessing my room occupants with nice wet,AK47 sounding, boxer rippling, strawberry scented,all purpose insect killing,long duration FARTS!!!!!!! All roaches in my room screamed ' wtf is wrong with dis guy's gastronomy' while scurrying for d door! N no single mosquito disturbed me dat night!
Dis morning I woke up to a carpetful of dried ,very dead mosquitoes n parboiled roaches with 'ABEG EPP ME' expressions on dia faces!!!!!!
Cc skylowlow
Curiositymaster

Lionessza:
There is no one called Xhosa in our history. South african music across all tribes can be captivating .

Sorry was actually referring to Mzilikazi who founded d matebele kingdom!!!!!

Lionessza:
Nope we ain't...the language is Xhosa. What's fascinating about it?.

I read up on d Zulu tribe during Tshaka's rule!!! Ain't Xhosa d young general who fled from Tshaka coz he was jealous of d young general's victories in battles? Xhosa took his people far away n founded his own tribe or something like DAT!!!!
I have seen people who spoke d Language.... D sing song intonation n diction sounds pleasing to d ears!!!!! Very sexy actually!!!!!

TheLogicalMind:
STANKonia

They gave her the perfect name

U GET AM!!!!!

Lionessza:
Lol bendikugezela nje. Tjo wayegula yilento yakhona?


Do you watch a show called date my family?

Oh Lawd!!!!!! Are u guys Zulus! DAT language is fascinating!!!!!!
Cc ZarZar!!!!

ZarZar:
Me so hôrny

Lmaooooo!!!!! so scaryy!!!!

merxi55:
No way...i can't even be able to love him. Am tall and love walking on heels.. I'd want my man taller than I am.

Please stop saying DAT honey....ur breaking my heart!!!

Benekruku:
Really hurts when I see a tall girl dating a short thing! Really hurts my soul. Especially when the girl is above 6feet and she has long legs, I feel like just poisoning the short boyfriend

Eehyah! sorry bro! I feel ur pain! Just poison ursef instead!!!!

Bumbae1:
No
Need height

For what?
Am 5feet 9inches plus sha!
Skylowlow should be 6.11 feet tall!!!

placeofallure:
Never, that's one thing I detest. My first ever boyfriend is a six feet person so he's set a standard. By all means you have to be taller than average. I can't even imagine the sight, he will now look like my child beside me, God forbid! Not all Nigerian girls are concerned about money alone. For me you mustn't only be tall, you must be good looking too. Tan ni rada-rada?

U should have seen my speedrush to check ur dp only to realise no pix of either d tall u or d beautiful u.......mtchewwww!!!!

ZarZar:
Aggression transfer se voet! There are many ways to skin a cat

But anyway, I'm doing great & you?

M fine jawe Thanks!!!!

ZarZar:
Hahaha. Yes honey, I love them big. It makes me relive one of my favourite fairytales, Jack & the beanstalk

Ermmmm....big like ME

ZarZar:
Lol, the only "guys" shorter than me are little 8 & 10 year olds

Wtf? Ur team portable? Like lashort

Lionessza:
Exactly. Funny thing is ;she won't do sh*t to the real culprit, the person who has made a mockery of her trust . I can bet you next year she will be taking out her aggression on yet another dumb side chick leaving the real problem at home.

Baby are u suggesting she beat her husband

Baby ZarZar u made me laff our loud HaHa!!!!!
But most women do DAT because they can't physically beat dia husbands!!!!! Its called aggression transfer babe!
How u doing BTW?

[
For once women are coming together for a cause and y'all can't deal with it. Must be scary [/quote]Which women? Coz all I see are embittered dried up husks who having lost on everything life has to offer turn around to play d victim game n convince other women to follow dia lonely lost n ultimately unfulfilling path!!!! Its a man's world babe! Now deal with it!!!!!
I love ASS but ain't no pussy nigga!!! Women always chase men who don't give 'em undue attention n take decisions as men!

bukitt:
It's u're!

English please?

Aderola15:
Loool, I'm not. Had a close rapport with ISI girls as a secondary school student.

OK.lol

Aderola15:
Hahahaha

Dude never jam ooo


Shout out to my ISI babez, these ones dey gbensh teachers nii.

Please don't tell me ur a student of UI!!!!
ISI babes are fvcked!!!!