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Prettythicksmi:
Tea?i dont see tea and i dont have any to serve.

Looool! Ur mouth too sharp joor on these feminist issues

Prettythicksmi:
y u edited ur Post?

Maybe coz I need a cup of some prettythicksmi TEA!!!!
Care to serve me?

Prettythicksmi:
Oh my goodness God! Op i love wat u wrote up there,i pray pple learn from this.Stay single and be happy.Marriage is not for everyone.

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CokersClub:
Never trust a woman is not just for fancy, but a serious statement every man should uphold to. Even the married once.


The bible also made alot of references to this statement in Micah 7 vs 5 :

" Don't trust anyone--not your best friend or even your wife! "


If you catch your girlfriend in bed with your biological father, what would you do?.

I would kill u...d idiot poster!!!!

folakemigeh:
Is she for real? why will she want to commit suicide over a celebrity? that's not fair enough.

someone needs to counsel her before it gets out of hand

U also need counsel!!!! See me in d oza room.NOW!!!!!

skylowlow:
Thick like amala dudu

Rara....abi thick like thicket!!!! Leave our Ibadan babes alone o........at least we don't spend more than 4k(#give backmychangebaes) to take em out

skylowlow:
Buhari! !!

skylowlow:
The pímp!
Tuale

Aproko!!!! Wetin concern U!!!

Amarabae:
lolz, go and marry

Of not DAT ur married eh! I would have been tempted!!!!

skylowlow:
Wey the muscles..
No go make orobo break ya bone o.

Kikikiki

Skyyyyyyylooooowlowwwwww!!! I get muscles pass dat guy o....so I can take care of bizniz!!!!

ang4156:
I am 5'4", Allen was maybe 5". He had this mad crush on me--we would have long conversations, we went out on dates, he came to my house, he helped my mother and me with errands, but I did not like him as a boyfriend. It was his height, sorry, I said it. He had a black belt in karate, so I was sure he could protect me. Some women took advantage of his sweet, caring nature because of his height. I lost contact with him. Wondering if he found someone who appreciates him.

He has!!!! N he has grown taller.....becoz he is ME!!!

placeofallure:
Awwww, Nairaland is a faceless forum, for me I wish it to remain so. But if you must know, I'm not anywhere close to tall, 5 ft 2 but about being beautiful, I am well above average. I know this will still not put your curiosity to rest.....sorry

It has!!!! But 5ft 2 n ur boyfriend is above 6ft Nawa ooo

rheether:
The black one is so unfortunate

What is dis one saying? U well so?

Ogashub:
I cant trust anything that bleeds for 3-5 days and wont die

Lmaoooo!!!! U no well!!!!

BraniacX:
okay okay, lets talk science here, if you like you say know scientists involved in these futuristic projects, then you must know the limitations bedeviling them, the warp drive for instance, what are the power challenges? is there a viable fission power source that can offset this? what are the stress issues on hulls propelled at warp speed? what will happen to biological matter present inside such a hull? or has a successful internal dampener been designed and tested? is there a working force field to shield the hull's exterior during warp travel?
on blink drives, techggnology is an evolutionary process, you don't go on to flying from crawling, you stand, walk/jump then run and leap before you fly! going straight to blink drives without going through the theoretical FTL and hyperspace drives, its like you're trying to solve the space-time continuum puzzle in one fell swoop! abeg take am easy oh!

meanwhile while you're providing answers for me would you kindly beam me up Scotty

Bro! This is NL n I don't wanna reveal personal stuffs that will endanger me or those guys who told me.....
I will give u a website DAT will explain some of ur questions...PM me bro

[quote author=Aderola15 post=55970037][/quote]Derola babe babe MI!!!!! Awalekiti niyen! Abara a GBE a ooooo!!!!
How ur day going

curiositymaster:
Your lucky day man

Thanks my supplier!!!!! Reply ur mail joor!!!!

[quote author=cotzywitzy post=55967092]Some people brain Don damage.. imagine that idiot thinking red Indians r Bollywood indians... chai [/quote




Lol!

RichlyOBS:
haha I thought it's reasonable

Lmaoooo!

curiositymaster:
Can you handle a thick geh?? Cos dis one thick oo

Oh Lawd! I have big muscles to handle thick stuffs
I don reply u oh

curiositymaster:
Sidon dere, I don jam corner two for Ikeja already, I get another one wey give me number for Ibadan self. My own policy na make we jam for one restaurant (mind you I no dey give any shishi for transport ooo).
Dem mature wella. I fit give you dat IB girl number if you want (I no dey go IB anytime soon).

BABA AGBALAGBI! Twale sir! Sharpshooter Daddy!!!
D IB geh get yansh? If not Hell No!!!

Kondomatic:
Oh yeah. Though she's still single till date and may never marry because her mom told her right in front of a Catholic bishop that her husband is the man that saw her through school. She also told her that she will become childless and die miserably if she marries another.

The guy who wanted to marry her withdrew after hearing all these and nobody has showed interest since then.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
Hoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

CokersClub:
you mean 2788naira is in your bank account? You v finally weak me

No need to be weak naaaaa...just bless my ministry!!! Make I pm u d ACCT. Details??

curiositymaster:
Bros I don migrate ooo, e get one site wey I just discover (twoo); dem babes full dere and dem maturity level na number 1, infact I don't need dem nairaland gilrs again, let dem go an die

Lmaooooooooo!!!! U sure say dem no be guys masquerading as babes......no go jam ritual killers oooo! I heard about twoo or is it tuwo.....
Tell me more

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
ask ur mummy

Y are u dis SAVAGE naaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Homeboiy:
it might be heat cos i always wear tight stuff inside

i don apply funback A bt e still never dry

U can use damatol or another antifungal/antiinflammatory cream sha

CokersClub:
how many hearts you don break?

Well...not up to 2788 hearts sha

Homeboiy:
wanted to get full taste befor she passes it to anoda nigga

in 4months, i cant even count it

more than 100tyms

Lmaooooooooo........

CokersClub:
You don't mean it? , she came with engagement ring?

E dey happen oooo! I can't do DAT for gf o.....except na my WIFE

CokersClub:
you look like a player? . which angle do you play, nah eyinba football club you dey?.

Looool! Am an out n out striker bro!!!! Real Madrid FC!!!