₦airaland Forum

Fuckshiit:
Number of höes fûçking keep increasing daily-- Fúçkiñg grab ém YOUNG (mö'fúçker)

Wey u been fvckaroo? Fvcking miss ur fvcked up retorts!!!!

@sinz n kimnicki.....y are u guys dis savage naaaaa!

Nawa oooooo! We DAT don't have gehfriend nko?

Ginaz:
I'm not that safiia or whatever she says she is. I don't even know that moniker. I will report Airforce1 to the mods since he won't stop referring me to her.

I've ignored him on several occasions but I won't now. I am not safiaa, tell that stupid idiot called Airforce1 to stop mentioning my name with her. I don't know who the bittch is and I don't care to know.

Now this is d ginaz I know!!!!!

aladeokin1000:
Lols Omo see analysis

Abi ooooo! Na d way we dey roll!!!!!

kelvinrhs:
Ok this is super funny, mine is just a bit similar lol... I was at the easter retreat and I had eaten the normal meal shared for everybody so I started going round the kitchen covetously with my stomach already full and my stomach has been rumbling since the day I got there, but anytime I enter the toilet, the shit will run away lol... I still collected food and ate and ate. At the end I still had a plate of rice with sliced cucumber in it. All due to greediness lol... I had to later put down the rice cause I eat it, I might die lol... It was very hard sleeping that day, cause my stomach was so big and the shit dey worry me.
I woke up the next day farting lol.
People go to camp and come back slim, I went to camp and back fat.
So here's how our story was similar, after dropping at my bus stop, its a norm for people to take keke napep of #40 to their respective bus stop or bike #100,150 to ur house, I'm very economical. I'll always trek lol, saying its a waste of money. That day I carry bike reach house and ran inside after greeting my mum sharply lol...

Lmaooooo!!!

Safiaa:
Which one is fair and which one is dark. You are both dark..You're not breath taking, let me just say that. Stop claiming what you are not. Go and look in the mirror, its your most truthful friend.

I heard a lotta peeps say ur ginaz! I am kinda surprised if u are...this moniker kinda represents ur dark side.....ginaz was d light one

AlphaStyles:
e Don do me sef I go run I go stop I go run I go stop

Lmaooo!!!!

Ever had dysentery or is it diarrhea before in a bus from oshodi to toll gate(Agbado ijaye) ......I had n it was brutally nasty.....here goes
I went to a conference @ Eko Hotel n towers.... Had a lotta drink n food...... I was feeling full when one of d servers ( a cute dark geh like DAT) offered me a whole plate of rice....2 big turkey pieces n some salad...instead of me to keep till later.. I wolfed it all down.....was on d bus from island to oshodi when my tummy(had been behaving funny since morning coz I ate beans) started playing me some tunes...I ignored n it was controllable till I got to oshodi @7pm( u know Lagos traffic)
From oshodi to ijaye na DIE.......my tummy revolted n I spent virtually all my energies compressing my ASS while poo rhythmically swore to find a way thru..d consequence.....abnormal sweating!!!!!
D Lady sitting close to me noticed n was concerned...kept asking if I was alright...couldn't speak just nodded...all my power focused on d gravity defying.....tummy compress ignoring....all purpose fvck up giving... POO....
d poor thing thought I had malaria n was busy using a hankie to pat my face.
DAT day I cursed all d drivers causing holdup in Lagos.....I was half dead with exhaustion by d time d bus drew at my bustop!!!! I practically flew out n started running like a mad man looking for any place to drop d poo......
It wasn't funny coz some peeps thought something happened n a few started running too!Lmao!!!!! I knew I couldn't hold it any longer when I called a bike man..offered him a thousand bucks to carry me anywia I can deposit poo......dude was a pro.....n rode like hell for an eatery way past my house.....I barged in straight to d Loo.....n VOILÀ!!! Emptied my load in there... Spent like 30 mins inside......I felt like I just gave birth or something!!!! Bike man carried me home(nice guy)
I never got a chance to thank DAT nice geh in d bus...my only regret!!!

poshestmina:
Dude is obviously very pained ...the ex wife really tried staying married to a wife beating,childish goat like this .Tufiakwa!

Wia u dia? Aproko!

skylowlow:
Kia for you..abi na honda you want?

Ermmmm.......how about Ranger Rover Evoque..chrome black please.....I have to live up to ma reputation!!!!

skylowlow:
Chief doctor luminouz idikunle.


I hail you sir

Ur Emeritusness iditunde skylowlow........anything for me?

curiositymaster:
Have you seen the movie 'Mine'?

Khiaa is Khiaa .....

Lmaoooo!!!!!

skylowlow:
This one..

Ftc dedicated to all the ladies with big badonkadonk in the house...

Idi a gbe wa o!

Now I know y ur my bestest paddy!!!!!

curiositymaster:
Who be khiaa again??

Or you mean to say "Kia Sorento"?

Nah!!!! Khiaa is............

BABANGBALI:
This woman like to dey fok youn youn boys, prick no dey taya am

Really?please tell me more!!!!

XIIX:
hope it comes with a good ass , cant be rubbing balls all day

Ur already my Paddy of life for DAT statement!!!!!
Huge boobs without Huge ASS is a fvcking HUGE disappointment!!!

curiositymaster:
No dare me oo

I don give u joor! My khiaa babe don vex!

khiaa:
Don't you make me hurt somebody. Lmao I'm the only player in this relationship.
I'll be at the party in spirit, but you had better behave because I'll have my friends watching you.

Sure thing babe....I always behave!!!!!
D pool party ain't dope without U! So I ain't going!
Let's do ours online hia 2mao!

Aderola15:
Hahahaha

Oya comman be going, ion like Ekiti guys. Una stubbornness is outta this world.

Yeah I guess we are stubborn...... Including our girls too!!!!!

curiositymaster:
Ehen?? 180 what
Bros calm down, na this girl I don dey wait for I swear. Please and Please don't go near her.

*Singing in Brandy and Monica's voice*
I'm sorry that you seem to be confused
She belongs to me
The girl is mine......

Lmaooooo!!! Really??
Seems we have a battle to fight!?
*singing in Kiss Daniel's voice
Oya WOJU ooo....eh eh eh eh
BOBO oya woju oooo!!!!!

Aderola15:
Ehehn, be like say you proposed one time like... My answer is YES, where's the ring biko?


Donpoker1, comman steal the show na

Lmaoooooooo!!!!! U eh!!!! Let's meet in za oza room iyawo!!!!
BTW...am from Ekiti too!!!!

skylowlow:
Hehehe

Fine bobo!

Lmaooooo! U know am loyal
Cc khiaa

skylowlow:
Haaa..
na nlander

No! Na my SKUL geh ooooo!!!! I am tayad!!!!

Well......I am 5.9' plus n my ex was exactly my height.......but I have been with short gehs n they ROCK!!!!

Well.... Luminouz in on d game..... Will add one for some minutes n take it down......
Cc. Skylowlow
Curiousitymaster
Pix taken down..sorry!!!!

skylowlow:
You don't mean it..

Oga o.

Ah swear o!!!! U know I no too yarn u on d oda side coz she always monitors me.....I tried bring civil but she no just wan leave.....then I went gangster n she posted a lotta rubbish but she still stalks me! So obsessed n eccentric bro!!!!

khiaa:

Lmaooooo!!!!!!
Baby oh Baby! Don't be like DAT!!! U know ur special to me.besides its old n stale news like 3 years ago.....am just fooling around
How have u been dear?
BTW....2mao is d NL pool party!!!! How about we crash in babe?

Her contacts are all I need!!!!
Cc skylowlow
Curiositymaster

dominique:
Brutality!
But seriously if she's everything she described in her slides, then she is 200 yards of wife material. But someone as eccentric and obsessed as this can be very dangerous. It's her types that stab partners to death in their sleep.

Ayam telling U! One just as obsessed is freaking me out currently! Just told lovelygurl about her!
Come see as my friends dey laff me!!!!

lovelygurl:
And you'll be stuck with her forever. She'll never let you go

Yes o!!!One like her is currently on my neck!!!!! Even with saying NO....she stalks me everywia I go.....texts..calls n finally abusive words......I have met desperate women before but her own is savage.....I hate her d more now!!!!

Santi69:
After all the wahala, see His response

SAVAGELY SAVAGE!!!!!!!