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FashionRe: Shop Directly From The Lagos Markets by Lumpyy(op): 11:56am On Nov 16, 2016
Sneakers,bags,clutches,dresses?anything trending you wish to own?send us the picture and we get to you
at the wholesales price.

AdvertsLagos Shopper by Lumpyy(op): 7:29pm On Nov 13, 2016
Halos peeps, 

Are you a bizness woman/man? do you get your goods from the popular lagos markets? Please save yourself a trip and avoidable Risk! 

I shop for people from anywhere in/outside naija and waybill to you at the normal market price for a token.

I also do Aso-ebi, bridals, shoe(all for Men and Ladies) 

You can visit my facebook page- lagos marketcrew or call 07030493148 for more information 

https://www.facebook.com/Asake007/
CrimeRe: 70-Year-Old Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Deaf & Dumb Girl In Ogun by Lumpyy(f): 6:01am On Nov 11, 2016
OMG.............agbaya!
FamilyRe: Thinking Of Comitting Suicide by Lumpyy(f): 6:17pm On Nov 06, 2016
Op I hope you shamed the devil?please forge ahead and say to yourself 'I will make it'.if you are a Christian,the books of psalms is a good companion at this times,it wil help bring your confidence back,i hope you are Ok Op?
FamilyRe: Can 40-50k Get Me A Good Quality Bride Trolley? by Lumpyy(f): 6:09pm On Nov 06, 2016
May God bless you Op,ofcourse your budjet can achieve your aim,where are you based?you can chat me on watsapp to discuss biznes(see my signature)we can way-bill to you even if not in lagos!
FamilyRe: Please Help My Friend Save A Strong Woman by Lumpyy(f): 6:04pm On Nov 06, 2016
EfemenaXY:
I'm sorry I don't get you.

She's a law graduate and has served. So what's stopping her from practicing her profession? Does she need her legs or her brain to achieve this?
Wow........sounds a little bit insensitive ma!
FamilyRe: . by Lumpyy(f): 7:07pm On Nov 04, 2016
bbeautylik:
How did you cope staying with your in-laws (In the same family house)?
Determine to love them like your parents cos even ur folks have flaws too as nobody is perfect.take your time to study everyone so youl treat them accordingly,go out of your way to please them cos this is the system naija wants even befor we were born so trying to change it wil create problems where there should be none,be patient madam!
RomanceRe: Check Out My Pre-wedding Pictures.... November 26th, 2016 Is The Day by Lumpyy(f): 6:48pm On Nov 04, 2016
Congrats guys,may ur home be filled with plenty blessings.....remember to call us for EVERTHING at the normal market price from the popular lagos markets cheesy grin
FashionRe: Shop Directly From The Lagos Markets by Lumpyy(op): 11:10am On Nov 04, 2016
Too busy to shop for the whole family for Christmas?from daddy to the baby of the house from head-to-toe cheesy grin
See something somewhere you wish to own?do you think the prize is outrageous?send us directly from the market to anywhere in/outside naija.....

SEND US WE DELIVER!
FashionRe: Shop Directly From The Lagos Markets by Lumpyy(op): 11:07am On Nov 04, 2016
Are you a lover of wrist watches?designer shoes?do u have a presentation?a wedding?a christening?dont know what to wear?we dress you based onour budjet
FashionRe: Shop Directly From The Lagos Markets by Lumpyy(op): 11:03am On Nov 04, 2016
Are you a bride-to-be?do you wish to shop from the markets?we consult based on market survey.....
You donot need a planner,its easy to get everything.
FashionShop Directly From The Lagos Markets by Lumpyy(op): 10:56am On Nov 04, 2016
Shop for your goods and personal wears from the popular lagos markets to anywhere in naija!
From sourveniers to female dresses,bridals,bags,shoes,exotic laces,kiddies toys,ankara,atiku.......!
07030493148
FamilyRe: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Lumpyy(f): 8:43pm On Oct 22, 2016
@Op I pray you get the help you need,the good Lord will turn ur shame to fame.
You mummys should not complicate her problems if you dont help,yall seem to be mocking her and its not fair,shes not forcing anyone,please lets try to be sensitive,the beggings on here has increased cos its hard to feed for pple below average talkless of basic amenities....!
FamilyRe: I Don't Feel Attracted To My Wife Anymore by Lumpyy(f): 7:59pm On Oct 22, 2016
Im so sorry sir,u both let the gap become wide,u shouldve fought hard immediatly d affection bgan to drop.u both need to seat and have a serious talk.every couple has d tendency of this situation but fight it thebminute it starts,pls talk to your wife,shes alays tired with the kids and family issues while you alws on your toes with the bills......if you fight hard sir,u will get your groove back!
FamilyRe: She Refused To Give Me Mouth Action,shld I Look Elsewhere Or Divorce Her? by Lumpyy(f): 8:49am On Oct 13, 2016
;Dorisi-risi
FamilyRe: Where To Buy Good Second Hand Clothes For Children by Lumpyy(f): 5:42pm On Sep 29, 2016
Are you based in lagos?katangua like the first poster said/yaba.if you dont stay in lagos,im a lagos shopper and we can talk(check my signature)
FamilyRe: I Just Saw CONDOM In My Husband's Wallet, Am I Suppose To Just Overlook It? by Lumpyy(f): 6:38pm On Sep 26, 2016
Wow...cant imagine how you feeling,my advice?pray for him and be patient if you can,may God help you
CelebritiesRe: Joke Jigan Celebrates Her Birthday With A Doggy Style Pose With Her Boyfriend by Lumpyy(f): 12:03pm On Sep 26, 2016
Orisi-risi,how disgracefull huh huh
FamilyRe: What Can I Get For My Mom On Her 50th Birthday by Lumpyy(f): 12:48am On Sep 17, 2016
waywardpikin:
We are celebrating her 50th birthday with friends and family in attendance. No need to take her out.
HBD to your mom,10k will buy her a very nice handbag/pair of shoes/ankara material from lagos market grin,send us,we deliver! cheesy
FamilyRe: A Thread For 2016 Brides and Grooms To Be by Lumpyy(f): 12:42am On Sep 17, 2016
Hi beautiful brides-to-be grin,to anyone shopping from the lagos markets,we know all the corners to get the best deals in d popular lagos markets.call us for your sourveniers,shoes wristwatches,aso-ebi,male shoes,shirts and EVERYTHING.we can help you buy and way-bill to anywhre in/outside naija.free consulting too(based on our years of experience) may God bless year days ladies!
I take people to the markets too!
FamilyRe: My Wife Doesn't Work Yet Dinner Is Never Ready Before 9pm by Lumpyy(f): 6:00pm On Sep 14, 2016
Op I wanted to say maybe shes worked up before I saw ur post about someone cleaning and washing.to everyone asking him to overlook,its not easy over-looking untidyness abeg,how will he look at a mess around the house and pretend everything is fine?
Op no one is perfect but with good communication things can get better,its best u keep talking to her calmly about how these things make you feel,with all the attributes of hers,she will understand and change gradually!!
CrimeRe: Woman Fakes Pregnancy In Ilorin, Kwara For 9 Months by Lumpyy(f): 2:25pm On Sep 14, 2016
Looks like a story from telemundo o grin cheesy,how did she plan to end it?stealing a baby I guess!
Business To BusinessLagos Market CREW by Lumpyy(op): 3:26pm On Sep 11, 2016
Halos peeps,

Are you a bizness woman/man? do you get your goods from the popular lagos markets? Please save yourself a trip and avoidable Risk!

I shop for people from anywhere in/outside naija and waybill to you at the normal market price for a token.

I also do Aso-ebi, bridals, shoe(all for Men and Ladies)

You can visit my facebook page- lagos market crew or call 07030493148 for more information

https://www.facebook.com/Asake007/

much regards.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Lambasts Nigerians, Says Change Isn’t About Economic Progress by Lumpyy(f): 3:29pm On Sep 08, 2016
EternalTruths:
Good Morning Descendants Of a fallen Angel grin
you are funny smiley
PoliticsRe: Buhari Lambasts Nigerians, Says Change Isn’t About Economic Progress by Lumpyy(f): 3:27pm On Sep 08, 2016
can baba say this last year during his campaign? undecided
AdvertsLagos Market CREW Up For Sallah Request by Lumpyy(op): 2:53pm On Sep 08, 2016
Halos peeps,

Are you a bizness woman/man? do you get your goods from the popular lagos markets? Please save yourself a trip and avoidable Risk!

I shop for people from anywhere in/outside naija and waybill to you at the normal market price for a token.

I also do Aso-ebi, bridals, shoe(all for Men and Ladies)

You can visit my facebook page- lagos market crew or call 07030493148 for more information

https://www.facebook.com/Asake007/

much regards.
Business To BusinessRe: Introduce Your Business by Lumpyy(f): 4:51pm On Sep 05, 2016
Halos peeps,

Are you a bizness woman/man? do you get your goods from the popular lagos markets? Please save yourself a trip and avoidable Risk!

I shop for people from anywhere in/outside naija and waybill to you at the normal market price for a token.

I also do Aso-ebi, bridals, shoe(all for Men and Ladies)

You can visit my facebook page- Lagos Market CREW or call 07030493148 for more information

https://www.facebook.com/Asake007/

much regards.
Business To BusinessRe: Lagos Market CREW For Large And Small Quantity Purchase. by Lumpyy(op): 3:53pm On Sep 05, 2016
you can reorder your stock through us for a token.

save yourself from cost and risk of trip.

regards.
Business To BusinessLagos Market CREW For Large And Small Quantity Purchase. by Lumpyy(op): 3:35pm On Sep 05, 2016
Halos peeps,

Are you a bizness woman/man? do you get your goods from the popular lagos markets? Please save yourself a trip and avoidable Risk!

I shop for people from anywhere in/outside naija and waybill to you at the normal market price for a token.

I also do Aso-ebi, bridals, shoe(all for Men and Ladies)

You can visit my facebook page- Lagos Market CREW or call 07030493148 for more information

https://www.facebook.com/Asake007/

much regards.

AdvertsLagos Market Crew Is Reaching Out by Lumpyy(op):
Halos peeps,

Are you a bizness woman/man? do you get your goods from the popular lagos markets? Please save yourself a trip and avoidable Risk! cool

I shop for people from anywhere in/outside naija and waybill to you at the normal market price for a token.

I also do Aso-ebi, bridals, shoe(all for Men and Ladies) cool

You can visit my facebook page- Lagos Market CREW or call 07030493148 for more information wink

https://www.facebook.com/Asake007/

much regards.

FamilyRe: Help!! I Want To See My Mum For The Last Time Before Her Burial. by Lumpyy(f): 12:36pm On Sep 05, 2016
Acidosis:
Some people will just sit behind their laptops and start believing bull craps. While this is not a crime, pleaseee don't expect everyone to always fall for bull crap fictions and (maybe true) ones.

Uniabuja student indeed:

You're an orphan,
You haven't paid your fees, you haven't even feed, and all you care about is 3k for your mom's burial?

How will you return back to uniabuja with just 3k?

Very funny. Of course, you know no one will scrutinize you over 3k. You wouldn't dare mention school fees so you opted for 3k (which would get you about 300k via crowd sourcing).


I will never believe any bull crap emotional story on Nairaland until proven to be true. Truth is, if OP had asked for N3k without referring to her late mother, I would have commended his braveness.

Meanwhile, people should stop forcing their bull crap e-emotional weakness for fraud on us all. Yes I will give you 3k to recharge your phone, data for application, but pleaseeeeee, allow your late mother rest. You don't need to insult her grave (if true) to get help. In fact, you don't need to blackmail anyone here with your late mom's burial.

It is always one late relative somewhere, or one incurable disease, one strange pregnancy like Mary's; just one bull crap sob story that will grab, seize and shut the critical reasoning of many.

If we all walk away as suggested by some, many of us will not be on Nairaland today. The joint efforts of members have greatly reduced criminal activities, and it must be commended.

My comments are harsh, yes I like it that way as far as it will drive away criminals from my domain.

If perhaps, your story turns out to be true, my words remain regardless. No regrets, and no one should bother on my mention, I will use the same words on the next sob story until people learn to address their needs in the right manner.
Welldone jare oga,his story might be true or not but will u dash me any amount if i tell you all my worries today?
FamilyRe: . by Lumpyy(f): 6:24am On Aug 27, 2016
Yoyostic:
Some days are like that but it will pass away,like every difficult moment.Funny enough,we have even put up one of our properties for sale in order to start something,no body wants to buy it.
Choi......I pray it passes quickly,its been constant money pressure for months now,may God sustain us and give us more than enough!

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