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CrimeRe: 22-year-old Man Gang-rape Girlfriend With Others In Lagos by Lumpyy(f): 10:13pm On Apr 27, 2017
sunshineV:
Na wa ooo, nothing afonjas no go do finish


that girl NUNU go don slack
Afonjas?how conclusive.....!
He is not from Kwara sir,he was born and bred here in Lagos,we neighbours and he's had this coming for a long time,always the source of noise and fights in the estate!!
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Orisaguna Helps Old Woman Whose Home Is About To Be Demolished (photos by Lumpyy(f): 12:29pm On Apr 27, 2017
Ohh wow,see Boda Benjii oo,I this would be his maternal grandmother cos I know his mom and siblings oo!!
FamilyRe: I Am Going Through Difficult Moments by Lumpyy(f): 6:07am On Apr 27, 2017
Haba people,the lady might not be lying,why the bash?and even a curse,kilode?waka-pass since you cant/won't help,don't add more insult to her injury !!
FamilyRe: What Will I Do Pls by Lumpyy(f): 5:38am On Apr 27, 2017
Please leave the house for a while with ur kids,tell them u can't leave them at home,stay for 2weels and don't tell then when u get back,ur late husbands people nko?u cud tell ur sisters that u heard gossip about the living arrangmnts from ur in-laws so u want them to go.
FamilyRe: What Will I Do Pls by Lumpyy(f): 5:38am On Apr 27, 2017
Please leave the house for a while with ur kids,tell them u can't leave them at home,stay for 2weels and don't tell then when u get back,ur late husbands people nko?u cud tell ur sisters that u heard gossip about the living arrangmnts from ur in-laws so u want them to go for a while!
FamilyRe: Everything At The Market Price by Lumpyy(op): 6:25pm On Apr 17, 2017
Seen anything you wish to own online?what can't we source/shop?
FamilyRe: Expecting A New Baby , Need Shopping List by Lumpyy(f): 7:10am On Apr 04, 2017
Please shop for your baby things directly from the Lagos market to you anywhere in naija,call the LAGOS SHOPPER on 07030493148!!
FashionRe: Come in for your excellently clean Uk(London) grade AA bales of clothes and bags by Lumpyy(f): 9:55am On Mar 31, 2017
emijo:
Which part of Yaba?
There are 2 sides,but to get the neat things go to the market that's right beside the rail,like if you are going from ojuelegba,get to d rail and walk to the right.the other side is cheaper but not so nice,its opposite tejuosho,by the left!
FashionRe: Come in for your excellently clean Uk(London) grade AA bales of clothes and bags by Lumpyy(f): 1:28am On Mar 31, 2017
emijo:
Thanks
For Yaba,go on Mondays/wedsdays and fridays.
I'm a shopper and can source for anything from the popular lagos markets to anywhere in naija!!
EducationRe: Any Chance For An Art Student With D7 In Maths? by Lumpyy(f): 6:15pm On Mar 25, 2017
fineyemi:
wow!!!! D7 in maths is OK for art student. In fact my sister is studying law in the university and she has D7 in maths. U shouldn't be scared anymore. Go ahead and apply for jamb and choose either mass com or law. You are good to go with D7 in maths
admission now is very competitive. Who knows...Op last name may be Malaye undecided
EducationRe: Any Chance For An Art Student With D7 In Maths? by Lumpyy(f): 6:04pm On Mar 25, 2017
Generalsamm:
Hello, N'landers. I plan to apply for utme next week but there is this weakness in my olevel result and its that I have pass(D7) in maths. I have been making some research lately about universities that accept an art student with D7 in math and the students of those uni have been telling me that their school don't accept and the likes even contrary to what jamb brochure stipulated.
I plan to register for law tho' or even if I will need to change the course. I just want to know how things are.
Eminent Nairalanders, Please, help a brother!!!
if u like get D7 all round. Say no more ,ABU will beg you to come cheesy
CelebritiesRe: "I Own The Biggest Fashion Store/market In Nigeria" - Laura Ikeji Kanu by Lumpyy(f): 6:56pm On Mar 02, 2017
Wehdone ma,its really big!!
FamilyRe: Lagos Shopper by Lumpyy(op): 10:08pm On Feb 21, 2017
Send us,you don't need to travel!!!
RomanceRe: Lady Surprises Husband With Range Rover Evoque (Photos) by Lumpyy(f): 10:23am On Feb 09, 2017
Chai......God bless you Lady,I wish to be like you soon and who knows,I could still meet up before 14 grin,wetting Baba God no fit do?
FamilyRe: I Don't Understand My Husband Anymore by Lumpyy(f): 6:06pm On Jan 30, 2017
essti:
Funny enough, one thing I don't get us, the church we attend did just a week fasting and praying on entering the new year , but my husband had been fasting and breaking by 6 all this January and he still comes by 11.30pm. Jokingly one day I asked him which church his fasting with or was it just a personal thing,then I said or is it odm fasting,he smiled and asked why I asked, I told him its because his a serious odm follower, I mean he reads it every day and always having the current version together with war against st Harman, he smiled and told me yes. One day in last week he returned 12.34am exactly,and I was lik very furious,wen he came I was just complaining how can a sane person be returning by this hour,wen I get soar like that his usually quiet,he only said he had to go see someone.I let it pass,he still left for work by 5am,I decided to cooly talk to him wen he came back that day, wen he returned d ususal time and after eating ,I asked but y d previous night was later than usual,he had told me where he went, so that nite he told me he went to see one of his colleagues that had just given birth,its like 2hours from that end to my end if not more but same city.this very person he went to greet has 4kids now 5 together with d husband at home,I told him wen he closed from work n wen he got there, he said he had to drop every tin he was to do and got there by 7pm and I asked but wen did u leave there,he said he didn't take notice of the time,and I was like u stayed in a colleagues home who has a husband and 5kids till say like 10pm knowing where ur house is is a big distance,that we who r his family and kid that wen have we ever spent 4hours with him on a working day,and d only response he cud give is maybe his senseless,it was him who replied me that way o not me. While all this anger was still in me but for peace I wud always not want to keep malice, just for him to return n tell me he wud not be around on Saturday,I got infuriated and started talking that so the ashi wants to keep u this weekend afta keeping late night thru the week,he wud always say am getting myself worked up over nothing, that he has an office errand to make,i aud wud it be for the whole day cos i know once his out its afta 11 he wud return he said thier office has been down on power supply so hewud have to work where therr is light to get some work done that files on him r getting too much as a result of d power failure,and I angrily told him if he goes out and doesn't return at most 6 he sudnt bother coming home that he sud jus enjoy his ashi very well, u won't believe this went out yesterday and didn't actually return,till now that am speaking he hasn't returned and I had said I won't bother him but after service today that anger somehow melted and I had to call him,he said his meeting up with some people and wud be home afta the meeting even though I had to lie to him that he has some visitors waiting.
Hmm sis........there's is definitly something to be worried about o,nobody stays at a female colleague's house till around 10pm abeg.I'm almost certain he going somewhere after work,please pray madam,pray around 1am for 3full days,ask God to reveal to you what is happening,please don't fight him o,u do Ur spiritual thing,act fast before something really serious happens please!
FamilyEverything At The Market Price by Lumpyy(op): 4:17pm On Jan 25, 2017
Are you a 2017 bride?do you wish to shop from the popular Lagos markets?
From aso-ebi to sourveniers,bride and groom from head-toe,brides maids,groom's men,aso-ebi friends,parents.........Everything at the normal market price to anywhere in/outside naija!
Contact us for your sneakers,jean,shirts,dresses,shoes,bags,ready made for men,ladies,couples,pre-wedding shot,etc!
Call/watsapp the LAGOS SHOPPER on 07030493148,
We make you EXPERIENCE the MARKET,call us,YOU DONOT NEED TO TRAVEL!
FashionRe: Ankara Dress Plus Sneakers Combo by Lumpyy(f): 3:10pm On Jan 21, 2017
So nice!
CelebritiesRe: The N480k Shoe Toke Makinwa's Dog Destroyed (photos) by Lumpyy(f): 3:01pm On Jan 21, 2017
[quote author=Onukube1 post=53001484]Lmao[/qtuote]
I mean....why show it to the world......!
PropertiesRe: FURNITURE by Lumpyy(f): 6:48pm On Jan 16, 2017
june20:
You can talk to me on whatsapp ma, so I can show u some samples, maybe u can pick from.

Thanks.
OK pls add me up07030493148
PropertiesRe: FURNITURE by Lumpyy(f): 7:40pm On Jan 15, 2017
Hi,how much for a bunk bed suitable for 3yrs old and 1yr old?pulis no buhari price oo see say I be bizness woman too! grin
FamilyRe: A Thread For 2017 Brides And Grooms To Be by Lumpyy(f): 11:16pm On Dec 28, 2016
Hi darlings and congratulations in advance,may all ur heart desires be granted by Gods grace!
Im the LAGOS SHOPPER,i buy EVERYTHING from the popular LAGOS MARKETS at the normal market PRICE and send to ANYWHERE in/outside NAIJA.
From exotic laces,atiku,shoes,purses,bags,aso ebi,wedding bouquet/letter,traditional judge and beads to sourveniers of all kinds.......we can advice due to market survey,send us,you donot need to travel07030493148(watsapp/call)
FashionRe: Why is it difficult for ladies to look 100% natural? by Lumpyy(f): 8:27pm On Dec 15, 2016
Theres nothing difficult about it,its all about the individual/choices.
I HARDLY wear make-up(mayb around 10times in my whole life)I only use powder on sundays/outings too,I just prefere my natural looks as its less wahala and not expensive...hhahaha
AdvertsRe: Lagos Shopper by Lumpyy(op): 4:04pm On Dec 02, 2016
Ready made men's wear available!
FamilyRe: Lagos Shopper by Lumpyy(op): 3:37pm On Dec 02, 2016
Lets shop for Christmas for the whole family.......from baby things to all kinds of sand
als,shoes,flats!
FamilyRe: Moment Of Truth: Have You Ever Spied On Your Spouse's Phone? - Bamisepeters by Lumpyy(f): 1:42am On Nov 26, 2016
I dont call it spying,we share everything including the fones....!
RomanceRe: Recession- Girl Coming To My Place For Noddles.need Your Advice Guys. by Lumpyy(f): 6:05am On Nov 22, 2016
Love Machine:
If she come your crib.put the noodles for table and two spoons and start to smooch her while she dey eat your noodles.If she act funny collect your spoon back.No free lunch for this buhari regime.
aiye ma ni ka oh... cheesy
FamilyRe: Lagos Shopper by Lumpyy(op): 5:50am On Nov 22, 2016
Send us.......we deliver!

FamilyRe: This Soul Suffers Silently by Lumpyy(f): 9:35am On Nov 17, 2016
Yenne:
Thank you very much ma. I reside at Abule Egba and I also have a 7month old son, i don't have where to keep him while I work.
Ohhh eiya,may God send u your helper then.........regards!
FamilyRe: Lagos Shopper by Lumpyy(op): 7:05pm On Nov 16, 2016
Sneaker......
FamilyLagos Shopper by Lumpyy(op): 7:02pm On Nov 16, 2016
Anything trending you wish to own?you have an event with nothing appropraite to wear?do you get your goods from the popular lagos markets?
We can get you ANYTHING from the lagos markets at the wholesales price and send to anywhre in/outside naija........07030493148!
FamilyRe: This Soul Suffers Silently by Lumpyy(f): 6:40pm On Nov 16, 2016
The way some people come for the heads of posters that need help is ridiculous,i mean since you cant help dont add more to the problem by bashing them ke!
Op sinz u in lagos,can you do a nanny job?shel b paying 20-25k monthly,you resume for 7-6pm,location is ilasa and its VERY URGENT!
FamilyRe: Which Is The Best Baby Diaper In The Market Now? by Lumpyy(f): 4:40pm On Nov 16, 2016
May God grant ur wife safe delivery Op!!
There are diffrent types of huggies so be careful to buy the original.pampers premium and pine is not so bad too.
Meanwhile check my signature and chat me on watsapp to tell you where you could get your baby things in wholesales prices grin

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