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RomanceRe: Do This If A Girl Doesn't Reply Your Messages In Time by Lumpyy(f): 10:28pm On Apr 19, 2021
Viktorinox2:
As a real nigga I block them asap .
no time grin cheesy
RomanceRe: He Is A Cheat, Yet Won’t Let Me Go by Lumpyy(f): 6:17am On Mar 09, 2021
The guy is a TOUT sis,he's told u already he will cheat,you want to strap yourself with that type of man for the rest of your lifehuh
DO NOT MAKE THAT MISTAKE..
With his audacity,he will bring them to ur matrimonial bed and still say he doesn't PLACE THEM ABOVE YOU,he feels telling them about u makes it alright,10 girls at once??RUN SIS,RUNNNNNNN!!
FamilyRe: When You Are Leaving Nigeria, What Item Would You Take To Remember Nigeria by Lumpyy(f): 6:06am On Jan 25, 2021
Ankara fabrics?he or she can get ready to wear clothes....if its a male he can get tops,shorts or shoes made with Ankara and he can get similar stuff for family members too!
RomanceRe: The Woman I Have Done Introductions For Is Driving Me Crazy by Lumpyy(f): 10:39pm On Jan 23, 2021
Bros,SHE HAS SLEPT WITH THE LADY ALREADY,she is just preparing you for when/if u hear it outside,why would you marry anyone who has cheated on you this many times and is BISEXUAL? Ehnhuh?
RomanceRe: What's The Most Expensive Gift Your Girlfriend Has Ever Gotten You by Lumpyy(f): 4:22pm On Jun 23, 2020
Thats not true��banana republic boxer is from N800 in retail for the cheapest cos there are 2 grades...
BYC original is around 4500
Restimate please��
Kriss216:
Fake white cotton BYC singlet = 150
Banana boxer = 150
White handkerchief = 50
Birthday card = 80

Total =430



*My 25th birthday.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by Lumpyy(f): 10:03am On May 15, 2020
Bros,where is your mom?you have eaten EFO and I know she will know what to do.... cry
ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!
EducationRe: E-learning: Atlantic Hall Imposes N175,000 Monthly Fee For Online Learning by Lumpyy(f): 9:42am On May 15, 2020
Are you me?am I you?���
Imagine these amounts...
Amotolongbo:
1.5million Naira per term?

What are they teaching?

I don’t think the parents should complain on that amount levied on virtual teaching monthly, if they can afford millions of Naira per session.

Throughout my primary to university, adding all my school fees, e no go reach 1.5million naira
HealthRe: COVID-19: FG Dispatches Team To Jigawa Over ‘Unusual Deaths’, Almajiri Cases by Lumpyy(f): 11:53am On May 09, 2020
I dont know why they call it "unusual",shebi kano said unusual too but later confessed it was Covid-19..
Oh Lord of ages past,please have mercy on us!!
PoliticsRe: Femi Gbajabiamila Shares Food Items To His Surulere Constituents by Lumpyy(f): 4:50pm On May 04, 2020
He did,I didn't get cos they didn't get to my doorstep( cry cry)but plenty people got!
HealthRe: Face Masks Production At Gatimo Apparel Factory In Ikeja, Lagos (video) by Lumpyy(f): 1:05pm On Apr 21, 2020
No contacts?no email?
I could buy and resell if I cN reach them!!
FamilyRe: Have A Stranger Ever Been So Nice To You?? Share Your Experience by Lumpyy(f): 1:40pm On Apr 15, 2020
2years ago I took my brother inlaw who lives in the UK to MM2 for his late night flight,his new wife was in the car with me and my sister too,we left the aiport back home (surulere)around 9pm,tire got flat in Ikeja,none of the 3female occupants knew how to change a tire and we stopped at a bend!
We were waving cars down for over 30mins,boys were lurking around already without coming closer to help,this angel in a black Toyota got his driver to change the tire,waited for us to get back in the car before he leaves too just to find out we ran the battery out cos the headlight was on all the while,oga got out again,car batteries are not the same so he could not help with his,waved a taxy down who insisted on collecting 1500 to help us JumpStart,bros paid the cab man,the guys lurking around had come join us the moment the man stopped and said they will collect money too,I wanted to say for what oga say no,he handed them money too,waited till we moved before he left!!
I didnt ask for his name but I know my "eleda" would have thanked him in so many ways since then.....there are angels,it can be you!!
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael: AMVCA Is Organized By Yoruba, It's Fake Award, Political by Lumpyy(f): 5:06pm On Mar 17, 2020
Your post has said a lot about you already!!!
Imagine calling your sister a BRAT,then top it with giving her a scar,bros the least of your problem is that you are tribalistic,u gat bigger fish to fry!!
FuckThaMod:
Zubby don't mind them.. I've never seen a tribe so biased and hypocritical like those people. Just last night my little sister was telling me nice thing about her yoruba friends she met in school, i felt like giving her the dirtiest slap ever. She was lucky she was meters away from me.. I've warned the brat to face her study and don't mingle with people, especially ofe mmanu people. One day i will give her a huge scar if she refuses to listen.
FamilyRe: How Do I Tell My Parents I Have A Daughter? by Lumpyy(f): 4:41pm On Mar 11, 2020
Are you kidding me....huh
How can you not try to get back into school in the 3years since dropping out?
You dropped out,fine it happens but leading them on for 3more years and collecting tuition+monthly allowance for THREE YEARS?
You are very SELFISH and GREEDY ma'am,I weep for your folks!!! cry
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Video Of A Wife Who Confronted Husband’s Side Chick by Lumpyy(f): 12:32am On Mar 01, 2020
Marriage is an ACHIEVEMENT please,abi how come your BSC and co is an achievement??let's be deceiving ourselves there grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by Lumpyy(f): 10:53am On Feb 29, 2020
Thank God u let the GENTLE man go,wch one is holding knife by the blade?must everyone be VIOLENThuh
XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Let's not go there. I grew up around daring men who grab a knife by the blade, hence I cannot be with a weasel of a man. South African men set that standard for me, not foreign men. Nigerian men talk & take off their clothes grin South African men, DO. They're not big talkers or strippers. South African men are many things, but cowards & sissies, they're not. They have way too much aggression to be cowards.
TBH, I think I may be too much for a typical Nigerian guy to handle grin
FamilyRe: Husband is disappointed that we are having another girl by Lumpyy(f): 3:35pm On Feb 20, 2020
Psalme91:
It is almost 4AM my husband hasn’t come home yet, just because we found out that I am carrying another baby girl. I’m in pains. I don’t know what I have done to deserve all this .

Please help me beg God if I offended him unknowingly to please forgive me and blessed me with baby boys ( triplets). Please
Ma'am pick up yourself and self esteem too,did you do the DO alone?hes even the one responsible for the GIRL!!
I know its hard to be unaffected by his late-night keeping but try to relax and find things to occupy your time,it is well with you!!
RomanceRe: Checking Her Phone Has Cost Us Our Beautiful Relationship by Lumpyy(f): 3:31pm On Feb 20, 2020
Dont fall for the EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL bros,how can she openly say you have gone beyond what you need to know??there are things you dont know about her trust me....
I know its hard,I know its difficult but I think you should move on.....!!
FamilyRe: Help! My Husband Is A Night Crawler by Lumpyy(f): 7:29am On Feb 19, 2020
Bugatie:
Just what if this man only hangs out with friends and doesnt engage in all you wrote there, imagine the seed you have planted in this young ladies head.

Thats why I dont support all this online request for hope because you'll end up leaving with bigger problems.

@op, I'll advise you engage him in a heart to heart talk, not as he comes back from his night crawl but in the morning, remind him of the dangers of keeping late night, safety issues and how much the kids stay awake to see him, etc. If he's the reasonable type, I'm sure he will change.

Be careful of the advise you take from here especially the ones suggesting hotels and prostitutes.

#Peace.
Its so easy especially for ladies to INSULT another woman's husband�,imagine adding salt to an open wound!!
FamilyRe: Help! My Husband Is A Night Crawler by Lumpyy(f): 7:27am On Feb 19, 2020
EVILFOREST:
U are not FAR from the TRUTH.
A MAN rarely runs away from an INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION.
Don't be shocked to hear that she competes with the same HUSBAND for T. V. REMOTE
So insensitive!!
FamilyRe: I Have A Problem With My Husband Brother Wife by Lumpyy(f): 4:04pm On Feb 11, 2020
funmisticqueen2:
Aunty! swerve with your poverty mentality and multiple children, or better still
Go away with your rich self undecided
FamilyRe: I Have A Problem With My Husband Brother Wife by Lumpyy(f): 6:06am On Feb 11, 2020
Its even more scary that she likes to take the baby when shes the only one at home,funny how its mostly women that are saying these things to the OP when I'm sure the hair on thier necks too will raise if its their child someone wants to take overnight!!!
crackkhaus:
I get it and it's really not your concern how the time she spends with your baby makes her feel better.. As long as you're not comfortable with it, then withdraw your child - you don't owe her or anyone explanations.

I edited my comment after you quoted, but like I added there - You are the mother and you get to decide who should have access to your child and for how long they can have that access.

There's nothing evil, selfish, or insensitive about this.

If she can't go to your place to be around the baby and then go back to her place after a while, then that's her problem. She can go to motherless babies home and adopt a baby to have with her at all times, they will even appreciate it.

She has a big psychological problem and she doesn't even know it yet.
FamilyRe: I Have A Problem With My Husband Brother Wife by Lumpyy(f): 6:01am On Feb 11, 2020
You dont have the right to call anyone's husband HALF MAN or say HE LACKS IT,its the height of DISRESPECT and gives off on how easy it is for you to be insulting!!!
Thats her husband!!!!
They have 5kids,they are not you,they dont live your life and havnt come beg you for food!
If Nigerians are hopeless then you are too abi are you a Ghanian?? ;Dquote author=funmisticqueen2 post=86499512] having 5 children when you are not dangote is not wisdom at all.

Working for his elder brother, living in his family house, what next? Sucking his elder brother's penis?Giving his newborn to his elder brother's wife? Everyone should have some autonomy. Her husband seriously lacks it.

He can't even defend his wife and child. That's why I call him a half man.


And she that is giving birth upandan. Is she educated? Can't she use wisdom?

I give up. Nigerians are hopeless.[/quote]
FamilyRe: I Have A Problem With My Husband Brother Wife by Lumpyy(f): 5:53am On Feb 11, 2020
Imagine!!!!a 7months old baby is to be left with her brothers wife OVERNIGHT without feeling funny,I dont know how people think!!!!
yeyeosoronga:
You have just qualified a human being like yourself as a thing. A baby to be shared. Why do you guys find it so comfortable to dehumanize others, especially vulnerable ones?
That is what opens them up to be abused, when you don't see them as human like you, but rather as inanimate objects.
FamilyRe: I Have A Problem With My Husband Brother Wife by Lumpyy(f): 5:47am On Feb 11, 2020
[quote author=Chiomamoses post=86490083]Thank you I was worried about it incase I’m wrong now I am feeling better knowing that am not doing anything wrong. Amen

No sis,then since your INSTINCT picked on this case,dont joke with it,if she is not greeting you now,she will later.
Dont TOTALLY withdraw the baby,let the baby go there for an hour or so daily but SUPERVISED, use style to make sure someone else like your older kids is there,the last thing she and her husband wants to realize rightnow(especially pointed out by someone else) is that she needs URGENT counseling,she will heal with time,dont totally withdraw the baby but SET YOUR COMFORTABLE LIMITS!!
RomanceRe: Val's Day: Ladies, Help A Guy With Low Cost, Tasteful Ideas by Lumpyy(f): 8:57am On Feb 10, 2020
Plenty options to offer as a personal shopper, could be a nice pair of shoe that comes in abox,we wrap and deliver!!
A dress nko?something lasting is way better than cake and sweets ..
Why buy a cake of 10k that will be gone in few days when a dress or shoe/bag of same value will be worn for yearshuh
FamilyRe: I Am Sterile But About To Be A Father by Lumpyy(f): 10:05am On Feb 06, 2020
Bros why make more web of lieshuh
Seat her down and let it all out....
If she says the child is your then beg for forgiveness ....
You won't ever get that chance if u dont open up...
Its very possible the treatment has worked so dont go ruining things more just for a single sentence of TRUTH!!
Tell her the way UV said it here,you are on treatments is why u havnt told her.....if its meant ti be between you both the baby will be urs,if not she will confess and that would be the end;;
FamilyRe: Is It Wrong To Make Love With Your Partner In Same Bed With Her Sister by Lumpyy(f): 8:39pm On Jan 15, 2020
What would it have cost you and your wife to NOT DO that night??
Wch kind gist be this angry
FamilyRe: Everything At The Market Price by Lumpyy(op): 9:12am On Jan 08, 2020
Adanairaland:
What are your charges
Depends on what we are buying sir/ma,please chat on watsapp 07030493148!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by Lumpyy(f): 9:29pm On Dec 31, 2019
May God replenish you all and make you happy cry

All I have to say is THANK YOU LORD!!
forgive me for the times that I have only thought about what I do not have!!
BusinessRe: Who's In Idumota Lagos? Asking A Merchandise by Lumpyy(f): 6:55pm On Dec 18, 2019
Fieend:
Spent the whole of today touring sabon gari market and wambai in kano, couldn't get them.

I saw an opportunity in this rubber shoes, they are a variation of the second pic but with fur lined inside.

I need to make inquiries, if there's anyone in idumota Lagos willing to check it up for me. I'll pay a token of appreciation.

Cc: Lumpyy, superlife, StoneColdBiceps, ajepako, Larynx, udysweet

The first pic is what I'm looking for.
Please say hi on watsapp 07030493148
RomanceRe: I Quit Being A Nice Guy by Lumpyy(f): 7:32pm On Dec 13, 2019
Sorry sir huh
BusinessRe: How To Buy Stuffs At Cheaper Price At Idumota Market, Lagos This Season by Lumpyy(f): 7:04pm On Nov 28, 2019
blissboss32:
pls, where can i get quality men's t-shirts at idumota market
Mandillazz,its starts from the building close to tinubu square(the fountain)

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