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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Like This by Lurdd: 7:07am On Jul 04, 2023
Vision101:
@siofra

The most important question is, Are you tall??

Asking from experience.


@me
Experience as how? So you have done this type of thing to son of man before? Siofra,
siofra.... siofra.
Am very tall
Like 7ft

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Like This by Lurdd: 7:02am On Jul 04, 2023
madscientist88:
you didn't act dominant enough for her,by dominant I don't mean violent,i mean it like a father daughter relationship,if you would hold her,then go ahead and hold her if thats what you want to do,if you want to kiss her,then go ahead and do it , without asking or being shy of your intentions, take charge of her,tell her what to do with a straight face, guide your emotions,be firm to be frank she felt you were too loose around her and the dominant alpha took over,when you are ready to splurge your cash on a woman beter have the will to put her through the process.hardluck no dey give them chance like that,na so e dey sweet most of them.again she wasn't acting on purpose,its a n average ladies intuition to behave like that with a guy she finds offensively comfortable,you soon become like peers and end up in the friend zone.
Bro you didn't get it
She avoided me
She felt me touching her and moving her around was a disturbance, that's why I her by herself
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Like This by Lurdd: 7:07pm On Jul 03, 2023
Adachizzy:
You need this kind of experience to get sense.
It's good it happened, you'll be wiser next time.
You outdid yourself yet she didn't give a f.

You go dey alright sha. You will still carry another one...let the alcohol clear first.

Women what are your problems exactly..If I no spend now, una go Still complain
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Like This by Lurdd: 7:03pm On Jul 03, 2023
[quote author=MrBrownJay1 post=124191245]what are you upset about?! aint you her "friend"?! do you believe that this yeye woman owes to be loyal to you (because you spent chicken change on her)? until she becomes your gf, she is single and allowed to mingle. dont be upset that this woman showed you EXACTLY the type of yeye woman she is, instead rejoice at finding out early who she truly is. a woman who values/respects you would not try to play game with you, right in your face. its obvious the minute she met the other dude, she saw no more interest in you, and was solely eyeing that other dude (at least he was man enough to come tell you)

your problem is that you thought that your money was gonna do your bidding, while you should have told her exactly what you wanted FROM THE GET GO.

BTW what did you want her to reply to the question:"who is that guy with you?"[/quote ]

Bro this was supposed to be date..
While at the eatery I told her my intentions which she said she will think about.
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Like This by Lurdd: 6:40pm On Jul 03, 2023
Wodu89:





Stop leading him the wrong path. We have already way too much 30-45s without marriage or relationships. Stop teaching him to be unemotional and loveless.


If maturity leads, you ought to preach forgiveness, moving on and not leading him to unleash the beast. It's wrong. Red Pilling is about emotional mastery and not suppressing the human soul till it becomes a wood
God bless u bro
U seem to understand very well

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Like This by Lurdd: 6:26pm On Jul 03, 2023
advanceDNA:


At least u don learn.....

If u give ur mama...u go collect correct prayer

I dey give mama but true true I Neva I gather this kine money wey I spend today give am once

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Like This by Lurdd: 6:24pm On Jul 03, 2023
Sniper101:
Bros

Na you go dey loose guard yourself by doing father_christmas for Girl wey no be your Babe and wey you never collect 10point from before.

O.Gees these days no dey go all those extent wey you go through to empress Babes these days again o

Even me sef before I go pay for Girl Uber/Bolt, take her out and spend the way you spend so, I go dun put am for the girl body, either directly or indirectly, say after the Raggea we go gats play the Blues.

No time to dey waste time on Barnies.
No time to impress any Barnie.

Dem no know how we take dey collect dis moni
Bro I thought I was into this girl..but I bleeped up big time. Thanks tho.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Like This by Lurdd: 6:23pm On Jul 03, 2023
Reminderz:
🤡

You lost everything to betting, you still lost to simping...

bro, I'm sure your father might have disowned you by now if he heard what his son was busy doing...

sorry, not sorry, you should be sentenced to life imprisonment...
Don't judge me bro
We make some mistakes in life

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Romance / Why Are Girls Like This by Lurdd: 6:01pm On Jul 03, 2023
There's this girl I met..
I sheepishly fell for her after few romantic calls from her
She's fair and pretty.
Then I decided to take her out today,she took a cab which I paid 2k. so we went to an eatery.. then I bought rice and chicken and some stuffs we ate..the bill was 13500, after we were done around 2:35 we left there, she said she wanted to go swimming I then took her to a fancy hotel with an Uber 3k.. on getting there she saw a guy she knew, they exchanged pleasantries which I didn't care about.. turns out that the guy came to swim as well...the swimming was 4k each for both of us.. that's 8k plus the swimming trunks I bought for her that is 3500k...so we freshened up and jump into the pool, i noticed she avoided me inside the pool, always wanting to play alone, and avoided me touching her then I left her on her own..and was swimming alone and having fun, I came back again for her to notice me, she still snubbed me...I left her alone and sat down near the pool when it was raining and there was this cold that pulled me down as I was shivering... meanwhile she was still inside the pool having fun all by herself... until this guy we met when we came.. went inside the pool..I then saw them interacting and I was annoyed..not until I saw him backing her and carrying her around inside the pool while they have fun... Not once not twice, she later came later came to me and ask if I was feeling cold I said yes she said sorry and went back inside the pool...to cut the story short, while I was sitting all by myself interacting with some guys, that guy she was playing with came and told me that my girl said that I was just a friend that he wanted to confirm himself, so he will know he's not offending anyone.. I felt like an idiot, as I went to the dressing room and put on my clothes and left scene looking foolish as she called me back..
On my way back home I bought magic moment vodka.. and drank myself to stupur
Am still high while typing these... What is the problem..I put on an expensive VL shirt with a jogger I bought 21k a slippers of 7k, I sprayed a very nice perfume. I have a very nice facial look...what was the problem if I may ask, I avoided girls like plague all my life and gave this one chance and she made me a fool, am only 23. I think I've learnt my lesson.. my deepest regrets was the whole money I spent, it should remained in my account.. girls fear my return.

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Romance / Re: Which Is More Painful, Chronic Toothache Or Childbearing? by Lurdd: 7:42pm On May 18, 2023
Toothache is the worst pain I have ever had in my intire life...I pray I doesn't come bake again embarassed

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Romance / Re: I Have Just Lost Everything To Betting by Lurdd: 10:10am On Apr 03, 2023
brosom:
Sorry bro, it's gone that's it I can't do nothing.

Mine was on first of this month, was having 10k cash with me and 15k in my account. Went there to book a bet of 5 odds that I'll stake at least 2k to win 10k, but unfortunately for me the spirit in bet visual beclouded my sense of reasoning and by the time I could understand what's going on, I already lost 10k cash with me, I was angry and wanted to get it back by all mean and staked again, this time with the money in my atm card but less than 5 minutes it's all gone remaining just 2500#, I had to be going because it's way obvious I was bound to loose all.

Funny thing is I no come bet the game wey Carey me come there..

I just dey indoors through Sunday dey reason dey matter, at least 22,500 go do me Sunday with one cool headed girl, but I lost it to devil. it's Monday today, and I'm looking for tp to go about this week.

Imagine life
Bro the pain of this lose is second to none I pray may God strengthen us as we go through this trauma. Amen

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Romance / I Have Just Lost Everything To Betting by Lurdd: 8:27am On Apr 03, 2023
I don't even know how to start explaining this..
I feel like I've been charmed before
And now my eyes are cleared.
Am depressed right now,
The money am saving for my house rent and other bills.. I've just lost it all this morning, just last night I was feeling bored and I logged into a betting site.. although I used to gamble a little before but I don't bet more than 200#, but I still can't just explain what I did to my self last night. So signed up betking last night..my budget was to play 500 game..till I didn't know what took me to virtual.. I first played #500 on Goal goal and under 2.5, but I lost it..then I went ahead to deposit 2k, I lost it also, I then deposited 5k and only won 700 and again lost it also.. I continued depositing and chasing my loses til I realized I've gambled away 215,000 just last night..
I can't bear this
At this critical time
I just feel like chocking myself to death

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Romance / Re: I Just Experienced The Worst Pandemic In Life by Lurdd: 8:36pm On Mar 28, 2023
grin grin I didn't know pussy could smell that much... thanks fors this, lesson learned
Religion / Have You Ever Got Tired Of Going To Church by Lurdd: 11:02am On Mar 26, 2023
Happy Sunday nairalanders
I just want to share this experience, if anyone have had this experience before..

Am a good Christian and endeavors to meet up with any church programs and always punctual to church..and with God who strengthens me I endeavors to met up with all my unit contributions and including regular paying of tithe.
Over the years..like every year our bishop always declares what the picture of the year is going to look like. Like 2019 the year of properties..2020 year of fruitfulness..2021 year
Of conquering..2022 the year of blessings and making money..over these years of this declarations we often sow a huge seed to prepare our blessings forthcoming..
But all to no avail..rather things keep getting worst as the years goes by, it weighed me down this February and I put a break from going to church because this year started being worse and that was not what I was promised, even in the recent years..
Why didn't our bishop alarmed us about this things that are going to happen in other for us to prepare rather than beautifying it.(my questions then) but recently I have resumed going to church again. But my question still stays that way.. let me watch out for this year's declaration and I pray I won't end like other years..
So my question is have you been in this same situation that I have been and how did you overcome it
Romance / Re: I Finally Rented A Room After Years Of Suffering.thank God by Lurdd: 8:27pm On Mar 22, 2023
I celebrate you bro
You are winning wink

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Romance / Re: I’m Coming Back To Nigeria To Search For Husband – Lady In UK by Lurdd: 3:38pm On Mar 20, 2023
I will rather die than to sit at home all day and cook for a woman when she returns from work....do chores while she goes to work and take care of kids.

This women wants to reduce a man to a cattle..in pretence to love you
Romance / Re: Is It Good For Married Couple To Have Anal Sex by Lurdd: 4:19pm On Mar 19, 2023
I don't think is bad..
But the husband should not do it very often,
And it should be done slowly to avoid any anal problems/issues

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Health / Re: Spots On My Penis, Wondering If Anyone Can Help Me by Lurdd: 8:13pm On Mar 04, 2023
You come get mind post your gbola here shocked

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Nairaland / General / Re: Help!!! Has My Account Been Freezed by Lurdd: 2:21pm On Feb 19, 2023
Lurdd:

I used it but it couldn't
I don't know if it's because I exceeded 50k transaction
Nairaland / General / Re: Help!!! Has My Account Been Freezed by Lurdd: 2:20pm On Feb 19, 2023
chival:
If you are trying to use a bank app, it may be a network issue due to the sheer volume of transactions going on at the moment. I had the same problem. However, you may want to chat with your bank online or call customer care to be sure.
I used it but it couldn't
Nairaland / General / Re: Help!!! Has My Account Been Freezed by Lurdd: 2:05pm On Feb 19, 2023
CYBERSOLDIERSre:
Possibly the person you scammed reported your account.

If you scammed anyone please don't go near your bank otherwise they'll arrest you.

Do you have problem with anyone about money paid to your account?
I don't do scam, and I don't have any problem with anyone either
Nairaland / General / Help!!! Has My Account Been Freezed by Lurdd: 1:53pm On Feb 19, 2023
Good day nairalanders
This is killing me right now
Yesterday someone sent me 60 thousand to my union bank student account...ever since then, I cant withdraw, I can't transfer.
I can check my account balance..but I can't do anything else, today being Sunday I haven't eaten since morning,because of this
I have tried my possible best but I can't withdraw...has my account been freezed, pls anyone who has experienced such should help me to go about this issue..cus am very depressed right now thanks.
Crime / Re: Bet9ja Permanently Disabled My Account That Contains The Sum Of 150k Inside by Lurdd: 6:09pm On Jan 16, 2023
This is quite disheartening
But you should have kept the money else where or probably withdraw it and keep it in cash..
150k gone like that sad >:
Romance / Re: Help My Life , Am Confused by Lurdd: 1:13pm On Jan 15, 2023
You are simply a weak man..
You don't even need to gain attention outside your family.you need to caution your wife with the language she will understand..your are still alive and she's playing with your balls..
Too many weak men these days. Spits!

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Romance / Re: Why You Must Bang Nigeria Girls, Dump Them And Move On by Lurdd: 7:09pm On Jan 14, 2023
I can't agree with you less
They should be banged and thrown out like a piece of trash grin grin

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders, Admit It I Entertain You Guys! by Lurdd: 9:34am On Jan 13, 2023
Siofra the clout chaser
Adieu on your leave grin grin
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Short And It Disturbs Me by Lurdd: 9:15pm On Jan 12, 2023
Someone that is same height with you, you call him short then what are you then.
This Virgina gender and their problem...you didn't know he was short before you accepted him undecided undecided

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Fashion / Re: I Just Got My First Tattoo by Lurdd: 2:49pm On Jan 12, 2023
Cool bro
Go for more grin grin
Crime / Re: Please I Need Help, I Don't Want To Commit Suicide by Lurdd: 2:45pm On Jan 12, 2023
If suicide is the only option.. I guess you should go ahead, because I don't think anybody here will help you wink

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