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When two Lesbians fight, the lubricant is spilled everywhere. Am looking forward to seeing super busty women with deadly curves do some stretching, bending and running. How I wish am part of the coaching crew either as a security or a cleaner. #team vaseline, #team women football. |
Icon4s:How does your candid opinion affect my account balance? |
Icon4s:That's match fixing. How about those betting on them? |
Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Oremus again on Ait |
Kermit Eramus can't stop scoring. Orlando Pirates 4 vs 1 A.S Kaloum. Put your money where your mouth is. Up Bucs! |
It's true Nigerians are all over the world but Russia should'nt be the destination. Get me Jason Statham to clean up the entire Russian mob(Viktur, Vladmir, Rusev, Putin, etc) |
Bants:Oya, make we collabo. I go act( you film), I got act( you film) |
From the options below, choose an appropriate title for this story: Nigerian Gangster, Blood and Bone, Street Kings, Revenge is Back, Equalizer. |
Form the options below, choose an appropriate title for this story: Nigerian Gangster, Blood and Bone, Street Kings, Revenge is Back, Equalizer. |
For the options below, choose an appropriate title for this story: Nigerian Gangster, Blood and Bone, Street Kings, Revenge is Back, Equalizer. |
Icon4s:Seconded! On this broadcast right, am clueless for Star Times has the sole right to televise everything, even the match b/w two compounds in my neighborhood. If I was'nt a resident here, I'd have missed the game. Woe unto the producers and directors of 'OREMUS' which was aired on AIT during the N/Korea game. |
...And that's what is called 'E flat E' in music. |
ritababe:Am up! |
Can sm1 wake me five minutes before kick-off? Sleep o |
lastpage:Who is this uncircumcised son of a donkey? Take your head outta ya ass or save the drama for your mama. Fvck you sideways! |
What is it with 'Star Times' and this tourney? Op, will A.I.T broadcast this match? #Urgent reply needed |
Obijulius:For he is no different from Abacha. Today, am happy for my brother- GEJ for God has protected and sustained him and his household that they left Aso Rock in good health despite the 'power' tussle. What could be said about the FOOLANIS: Abacha and Yar'Adua? How about Stella Obasanjo? They all died in Aso rock despite the quality services @ their disposal. What a shame! Will history repeat itself? |
Hit Like if you want all the girls impregnated by Boko Haram to flush out such seeds of scorn and Share if you want them to give birth to Fulani bastards. |
To my governor: I'll miss you so much for you studied war and politics, now am studying arts and literature. My question to Akwa Ibom people is: what shall you remember as the greatest legacy of this man? Is it the e-library?, The over 2000 roads?, Ibaka Seaport?, Ibom Tropicana?, O! My God! Senator Akpabio di'o di'o di'o. |
Hiv is just too big for Such a dirty ho' for she will surely infect you with syphilis. You'll be so misguided to think you are the only one who enters the Suez Canal without a 'life jacket'. Girls be moving around with Hiv test result since 2001. |
What could possibly be a genuine reason for make-up in a country of over 150million people of which 200million are women? Quit stalking your ex and if you think that he/she alone possesses the stroke of a master and the touch of an angel, you are trapped all alone in your own closet. |
What is the criteria for making one a brand ambassador? I don't see what some of these celebs bring to the table in terms of increasing profit. MTN will keep making money without Kcee for personally, I won't even buy a 'T-shirt' with his face on... Plugs flash into laptop, prints megabuck proposal for Airtel, takes shirt off and walks from one end of the room to the other with knuckles up like Mayweather Jr. |
Tohpahz, you are such an irresistible 'night nurse' but my heart goes out for Twaci. I vote for TWACI. Cc: NL Jega |
In Lexington Steele's voice: uuuuuuuuuu-mmmmmm-ooooooooo. Wow! Premium quality German Juice. Who needs Samsu Oil anymore? |
Listening to 'Still Dre' and in Dre's voice: "still not in love with Police" |
Why can't you guys give these females a break for once? Has every Tom, DICK and Harry become psychologist? Besides, if there were no 'hos, who will you boys be banging? These rampant and incessant tagging of females 'hookah' has made some who should give it up to a brother easily hold back. Op, you've been WARNED! If you are a drunk, smoker, gambler, thug, thief, etc you are simply not UPRIGHT |
Anyone who fights with this dude is in for some serious submission holds( hell's gate, triangle, Kimora lock, STF, etc). On the flipside, his females do enjoy the multiple positions he can inflict as a boss player that he is, for sometimes they don't know if he is on top or underneath. |
Warning: girls with pierced nose, ears, eyes should not be troublesome for a 'Punisher' won't hesitate in pulling out those rings. #just bring it |
In (Birdman's voice): sitting in the middle of this ocean, Pacific that is, you understand me? Bunch of bad bi**hes, ya heard? Popping that GTV, living that LIFESTYLE, ya heard? I do this for Ms.Gladys, boy-100. #team money and extravagant life. |
Love, relationship are such a big distraction to a young man. Can't sm1 survive without being in love/relationship for a period of time? How many failed relationships 'ex' does one need to have? There's nothing as heart breaking as being a failure. Op, you are my twin for God is 1st in my life then money 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th. |
What concerns the city of Contonu with education instead of the sales of fairly used cars? Ssmmmh! |
Gents, time to meet your maker. Dead men tell no tale. |


