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freesinzu:
Mission Impossible 6
The sunken truck
STARRING :

How well do you know Magnus Pudjanknowski- 5times World Strongest Man?

Friends, join me in thanking God for sparing my life because this very MTN SCHOLARSHIP TEST held @ UNN in 2010 would've taken my life.#highwayrobbers. I swear! Mtn- who wants to be a Millionaire will be a perfect opportunity to exert my revenge after all these years for it has been added to my 2do list during my service year. The 200K they denied me shall be multiplied by 5.

This exams was written in the bush. I've been there before...

Take no offense people, I've been seeking females who can harass me sexually. From forceful boobs action to forward/reverse cowgirls. I'll press no charges

Why always engineering Students? Adonblivit!

ephemm:
Choi!

I could'nt help but give you one like all because of Ama baga chuchu(the buccaneers). It's Diski our way. As reliable as Orlando Pirates

Demmocrats:
Someone should buy iPad for the dude and download the ebooks than suffering like this.


We are in 21st century not 19th century

Facts finding requires hard copies to be spot on and investigative. I see in him a student who wants to pass a dreadful course handled by the devil himself. I see a dead man running. Can an ipad go the distance? Besides, gadget could be such a distraction

Demmocrats:
Someone should buy iPad for the dude and download the ebooks than suffering like this.


We are in 21st century not 19th century

Facts finding requires hard copies to be spot on and investigative. I see in him a student who wants to pass a dreadful course handled by the devil himself

misspicy:
I have always heard funny and lame excuses people give for not using condom,some say it reduces the pleasure,other complain it does not allow them enjoy orgasm but I heard a new one today

A male friend said he can never use condom with his girlfriend because she no random girl even if he doesn't know her status....

So romancelanders is this a tangible excuse

I thought he'd say his shaft is too big that he's got no available cd size. When last did he go for thorough medical examination? Am I a good kisser? No. Do I give or receive mouth action? No. A lubricant, a truck load of Cd and samsu oil is all I need to tap her out. Life is good but do not contact a terminal disease for it will become so miserable. If there was a case of broken cd during the intercourse or went in unprotected, meet your pharmacist to get cleaned up in less than 24hrs for it will only cost about 2K to do this. Am immortal, My God is a living God, why won't I be alive?

As fetish as the Yorubas. Their language sounds more like incantations. #Noisy. Who cares about his dead? Goto hell all I give a fvck!

tohpahz:
Noted..

Phone oya fall into water jare..

Am no more scared

Op..if this thing no work ehh.. gather money oo..

After all said and done, after they said you've won, how has it been, being Miss Nairaland? Girl, I wish I knew the hospital you work in as a nurse, I'll come over for a free medical check up# A-m-e-n!

ECOTERRORS:
OBJ wants this country to go up in flames. I dare PMB to even dream it talk more of trying it

My dear, be advised that the Yorubas are well known when it comes to gossips, slander and back stabbing. They constitute WORKPLACE hazards.

Twaci:
Hmmmm, I wont call this a relationship. She's in for the money and he, for the pleasure.

Killing her was extreme sha.

There she is right there 'TWACI' my pepsi on nairaland. Girl, where have you been? You know I voted for you, right? You are my Miss Nairaland. Would I ever think of killing you? No. It's all good

I remember a certain Tony who was a better P.I.M.P than Magic Don1(Players' president). Rich kid, always clean and cute that in JSS3 he was already riding some super hot SS3 girls that made him got so much hatred from the boys just like 50Cent in the rap game. Reasons to why every fresh dude presently from back then will always keep mute whenever he says anything about women for he's been certified 10X Platinum.

Dj Cuppy happens to be an ex-girlfriend of a friend to my cousin's neighbor.#Ibelieveamfamily

A 'BASEBALL BAT' a must have in every real man's home. I recommend you pay him a visit on December, 25th or 31st for he'll least expect such a stored download of pain. Knee caps and ankles alone. #that'showIgetdown.

No be only you waka come skul o... 3rd klaas/pass is the hallmark of unseriousness(wasted years). It's inexcusable. On the order hand, it's not a hopeless state if only you can pick yourself up and never give up like a true cenation despite suffering numerous F-5s and Curb Stack.

What's wrong with the volcanic eruption of molten magma on the face so loud like Lexington Steele? You've listed out so many things that are actually considered cool by some females(bad girl special, #germanjuice). Why would one or two persons opinion be so misleading and concrete?

As candid as your opinion is, keep it in your pants. Must you open a thread?

The lamest line ever used by females. A times, I do ask myself: 'who are the whores?' when everyone seem to deny it. Load of crab!

kazmanbanjoko:
Is lil wayne still alive bcoz itz been long i heard from him.

Birdman has an advanced version of him- Young Thug

Ever wondered why Feud, vendetta can never end in our society? For example, as mortals this is so unforgivable that even if the culprit is locked away in a SUPER MAX or is to be executed, some family relatives blood has to be shed. In the loving memory of Mike Peters.

nitrogen:
Hey buddy, it depends on your career path, for business or finance related stuffs, professional courses, for engineering/science/ and some other social courses, masters.

very fallacious. Of what use is an M.sc foreign or local(are you the only one?) to an establishment when an engineer can do nothing(no experience, no skills). If it's all about money making, there are so many who can't abandon their means of comfortable living to get M.sc(to hell with such Masters, or do you want to lecture?) There's time for everything, Masters should not be so over hyped as the #1 on 2do list.

jennyswt:
haha. Funny guy
Which one is mike in Brazil again?

Oh! Yeah(moans). Do it to me again( I mean 'quote me' and not what you think). You look fabulous, d-a-m-n!

Tags: Quadrusome, Black reign, Silver back, Interracial, group, Mike in Brazil, CFNM.

Guy, put her down for 4-5 hours and everything will be history. I've been there before.

Eden007:
Omg! FTC? Is this how it feels?? Mehn! You guys should forgive me. Truly there's nothing one can't achieve with determination. I decided to spare 1 hour of my time today to make sure I am FTC for the first time since I joined nairaland. I must say, it was quite boring. I had to refresh the 'new' page over and over to book space.

I dedicate this FTC to the following people. My homeboy, lusciouslex whom I introduced to nairaland but is yet to come close to being FTC. My able Governor the sustainable developer of Akwa ibom state, Mr udom Emmanuel as well as my Hero Jose mourinho. I'm done trying to be FTC I leave it for the pro now..introvert and crew.

Lol. Congrats!