₦airaland Forum

INTROVERT:
Very true... .









You are broke yet you want to do and do and do everyday. You can't take her out, top up her airtime, or gifts . Many naija boys are fond of this.

If it is'nt the most idle nairalander, who else will be FTC? Have you ever wondered why you are yet to have a man who'll surely put a big rock on that finger of yours? #soulsearching

ifeomabernard:
Ladies take note!

#1 Give him space

#2 Be Loyal

#3 Be Patient

#4 Don't ask for things even
Your Father can't afford!

#5 Don't nag

#6 Stalk him

#7 As Far as he doesn't cheat to your face, or take her calls in your present don't complain, Manage it your Next might be worse!

#8 Be Proud of him

#9 Be faithful

#10 Pray for him!

I love you

So, UNILAG equally has a replica of UNIUYO'S Engr. Odeh(Mech engr dept)? Tired black men scattered all over Federal universities. He's lucky that non of his frustrated students was @ the scene, for that lady would have seen a little show of brotherly love.

I equally dislike ladies who drop such a question with a whole lot of anxiety and expectation. I'll be like: I spend money for a living. She'd be like: how or meaning?. I'll give her one word: Inheritance. She'll be like: wow, what and what did you inherit? I'll be like: am not a boastful guy, bragging ain't my thing but I think my account balance speaks for itself when bills are concern. Well, by so doing I'll have my game mapped out before anybody can say 'Don Jazzy again' while she remains on the tip of her toes only to realize that she can't stop saying her same old line "all guys are the same" #Howyoudoin'?

There are some jobs that exposes one to curses per second per second. Flee from such... In Young Jeezy's voice: R.I.P

youngberry001:
salute


my late general sani abacha my your soul rest in peace sir

No peace for the wicked! How will Abacha find peace when Fela made it to hell before him? It's lashes upon lashes 24/7

What is it about the video? Davido tricked that mobster into believing he had cocaine stalked up in the brief case then money exchange hands. Mobster realized it was'nt the real thing(taste like shiit), O.B.O turned the flour with hot water and finished it off with a soup( he so promoted our culture- food with that very move). It's only in Nigeria that DEA is robustly known as NDLEA. Let 'em go to Benin, PH, Lagos in search of drug peddlers not my DSTV. Smmmmh!

Where are all those clowns who used to debate about the likes of 2face, D'banj being 10X Platinum compared to P-Square? Hats off!

This is where MORTAL KOMBAT lived! Where Cyrax destroys, Johnny Cage brilliant, Reptile reigns, Noob saibot supreme and Liu Kang is immortalized.

BeeBeeOoh:
na u create tread na u stil dey huzle for FTC, this is the true definition of Bad Belle

It's called Host and Win. France did it in 1998

eyeview:
Now his head will be calm. When he gets home(cos they will lay him off for redundancy) and his kinsmen ask him what happened,he will tell them that he was jumping into a bus to collect egunje that is not his birthright and in the process caused the accident that cut his hand.
Stupid policemen. Somebody should go to that hand on the floor and put N20 note in it for his troubles.

Lol, did he leave his hand behind? T-bag things

Does the guy look like Santa Claus or is it her dad/mum that leaves in Dubai? Some girls can be so naïve and funny. #that'swhatI'ddo! Cheers! To that

How about 'acamu' for those faking the flashy life?

Juxtified:
How can we grow as a nation with so much superstition & gross ignorance?

My brother, is it only here in Nigeria that the world seems to come to an end? Some people!

Killing in the name of God? All muslims shall die in hell for it is written 'thou shall not kill'. They will be so shocked that there are no virgins kept for them but torture. Who is this Allah sef? Rubbish! Uncircumcised cannibals. Nothing can ever take me to Northern Nigeria for if I get there I'll be heavily armed all the time to regulate when need arises. Do not be deceived, the Nigerian Civil War was a religious one.

Ring holder. Meanwhile, op can I give you one of my numerous rings? Help me sing along The Weekend's EARNED IT: Ama care for you(3x), girl you perfect, always worth it, you deserve it...

Djicemob:
My Name Is....

My Names Are...

This has caused serious arguments between me and friends couple of times so i decided to bring it to the house.English Language Gurus and Linguists,what are your take on the above phrases,which is better and grammatically correct when introducing oneself.Hopefully we can all learn a thing or two from your inputs.

My name is: Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. My names are: Jonah, GEJ, clueless. Savvy? References: Catch up in English, Students Companion, English mirror, WWE wrestling( my name is Paul Heyman).

Lexington Steele is best suited for this cougar. I bet those melons are exactly38DD. Put a meaty pole between those and you'll surely confess 'Jesus is Lord'. D-a-m-n!

This is Manslaughter not arson. Verdict: Murderer sentenced to life imprisonment in a 'Super-max' facility not less than 200km away from home, Landlord to do 5years and daughter to pay a fine of 3million naira for the burial rites to the deceased family or do 2years with hard labor and gaang baang. Have I spoken the mind of a cross-section of Nairaland mob?

I learned reading books and exercise helps to pass time and heal wounds in the Pen. I believe you are a changed person and have acquired skills that would sustain an 'ex-con' for the white collar dudes won't be hiring. The secret of growing up to become what you were destined to be in life is staying out of prison...culled from Drake's verse in Meek Mill's track-Amen.

It's God that gives kids. So, what if you rush into marriage and the kids do not come? I do not support the idea of a 25years old guy thinking of marriage instead of his career and money making. Why bring kids into the world to suffer? It's rather shameful if a man can't pay his bride's price that his dad will do so just like how he paid his tuition. The best he can do is to 'slightly' be in a relationship as a novice but some have suffered over 10 heartbreaks(failed relationships) @ this age. 32-35 is just ok for a guy to marry. Add 30yrs to this age, I don't see him dying if only he had a healthy lifestyle. Word of advice: females who are your age mates(peers) most likely do not fit into your plans. Again, one must be mature in mind with time to tolerate and accommodate a female, kids.

I know a dullard when I see one and from the look on his face, he has absolutely nothing to offer for this appointment is just a mere compensation(quota)

Oowee! That could only be done by the players' president: not Puff Daddy but Magic Don 1.

What sort of coincidence is this that I just finished watching 'the kidnapping of Alfred Heineken' and this list pops out from no way? In Vin Diesel's voice: I need a crew.

Who trained him? The country is not so technologically inclined and as such whoever is appointed director, DSS poses no threat to Col. Ike Dubaku. I liken this Northerner to Manu Garba(U20 coach) or Stephen Keshi in terms of tactical inputs. Smmhhh

Am a classic m-a-n

Drug money #Lifestyle

Some people should just leave Lagos to their various states in their own best interest. Stealing, prostitution and corporate begging are no occupation in such an unfriendly place.

Op, what difference does it make after about 273 rounds of hardcore pounding? Guys, always drill your babes like it's your last for most females are fickle-minded. Am not perfect but you are no angel.

fr3do:
Don't worry!
With the increasing popularity and modernisation of highlife in Nigeria, there would come a time where most Nigerians would be oblivious of american act, be it black or white.
And then American act will be JUNK ACT.

Keep dreaming

grammarcop:
"and" is the most suitable, and "with" is a preposition NOT a conjunction.

How does it affect my breakfast? Smmhh!

[quote author=grammarcop post=35308920]He used the preposition"between" first, and because a preposition defines the relationship between nouns, the other preposition "with" is useless. Hence, a conjunction comes in.[/quote. Free me!