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It's simply: women were born in a time when something was broke, it ought to be fixed not thrown away. Besides, behaviors were the hallmark of 'family training' and no one person was ready to drag it in the mud.

To Kim Jong-Uh: do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? Am David, and this is Skylark. I can't help but watch 'The Interview' again, today.

cold:
Totally! Imagine if it was a Muslim praying,the pilot would have diverted the plane and made an emergency landing. And the same folks on here applauding the man in the photo would have agreed with the pilots' action saying stuff like 'why would he pray in the plane?''maybe he's a terrorist saying his last prayers before detonating his device' 'Muslims can't be trusted' bla,bla,bla. But here they are singing this man's praises to the high heavens. Such double standards it's not even funny. Sigh

Don't mind these fickle minded folks. Am not an atheist but I feel so annoyed each time I see things of this nature. It's as if the world is coming to an end only here in Nigeria so that you've to capture everyone's attention with your prayers before going out to buy recharge card on the street. Damn!

Excluding a Dj, Caterer and M.c no single guy or babe has no explanation for attending that number of weddings. It could be that the fellow is a 'top gossip'(amebo), addicted to free food and drinks or naturally so lame that he/she does'nt know that weekends are Match days

cold:
Nigerians and hypocrisy. So if he remains in his seat and says a short prayer god won't accept his prayer? Besides,does god fly planes? Last time i checked,planes were still flown by pilots. Makes one wonder where this god was when the other planes crashed. Yeah i know,god has a reason for everything.I can't question god. He has a purpose for everything. What else? Oh yes,it's all part of his divine plan.

Seconded! If this was an international flight, he would've caused serious panic for his prayers can be likened to that of a terrorist before detonation.

MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

Jesus wept! How do you cope lying on your back? Paradise!

Op, why should any right thinking guy constitute such a nuisance to his girl? This is how some relationships fail because you are simply bugging then some crazy fight will spring up due to lame suspicions. For example, one is multi-tasking for a horrible boss and you are busy asking: how are you?, what did you eat?... For crying out low! Quit the Chit-Chat before there's a transfer of aggressiveness.

Why use condom after all these tongue swallowing? Quick Oral determine kit makes use of your saliva in testing for Hiv status and the result ready before anyone could say: 'Alhaji Orezi'. #Team Kissing must stop!

Fetty Wap of RGF productions with the hit song 'trap queen' whose been No.1 on the U.S billboard for so many weeks now happened to be a one-eyed rapper. It's a welcomed development.

mulante:
The administrators of the car park.

The risk here could have been anticipated, it would have been a different scenario if a plane engine dropped from the sky and destroyed the car. A car park is not a garden where trees should be left to grow. It could cause damage to the cars by either fallen branches or as it happened above. They could also contribute nuisance through bird droppings and by shedding leaves.

Again, they charge a fee so that you can be assured of the safety and security of your car. The enjoyment of that fee comes with certain consequences, of which this is one.

Seconded! You've lawyered this case accordingly. Believe me, if that car was mine, I'll appropriately channel my energy in the right direction for it to be replaced(not repaired) sooner rather than later. What nonsense!!!

amsoslim:
Lol 9ja we dey hail ooooo.

To the moniker who asked if they are no cult boiz in the school, my question to you is when did cultist start fighting for the right of its fellow students abi dem done finish to drive and loot innocent(jew) finish,talkmore of protecting the lives and property of others. Go Ask Uniuyo about June 12 and the aftermath of the same illfated day

Clearly, you've no idea how 'they' operate for despite the differences amongst students, they sail the same ship when it comes to intruders.

Growing into an adult is not an easy process for no matter how much you advice teens, they simply can't help but live life until their faces are unveiled by the realities of life. If he/she is too lazy when it comes to book work, when 'failure' knows him/her by name, there will be remarkable improvement if only there was a good foundation. I rather prefer a young person to whirl away time chatting, playing video games, watching tv(movies and music), surfing the net and many more cool stuffs instead of searching for love, being in numerous failed relationships, being emotional and worried about who is sleeping with who, smoking, doing drugs, loitering, clubbing, prostitution, cultism, etc Good God!

Dead men tell no tale!

The complains of some women when it comes to sex are just too irrelevant: his cock is small, his cock is too big, I don't like condoms, I enjoy kissing alone, he does not last long, he last for too long, he's too reckless and many more. Op, she's even lucky her man 'cums', what would some women say about their men whose "cum" they've not/rarely seen for a long time, let alone where it should be poured on? High!5 to all the brothers who've tested and trusted SAMSU OIL.

This should be entitled: 'Payback' or "Revenge is back". APC's motto: eat, sleep, extinct PDP(repeat)!

This is not communication, for the sender is not being received.

What's all these Steve Harvey lines about? Every Tom, DICK and Harry on Nairaland have all become psychologists/counselors lately. What do you know about me( a maverick)? Sssshhhhmmmm

agarawu23:
11. stop pretending to be a Lady on social network its very childish cos nothing good will come out of it

It's a 'Trap King' stuff best useful in spotting Lesbians and recommending females seeking seex and fun to the Trapster himself.

(In Drake's Voice): Worst Behavior!

Local rapper! Wanna be 50Cent. Although I hated him I did'nt wish death on him cos there's no coming back from death. #R.I.P

Shy people can never get laid in the day but night alone. What's the issue in talking dirty especially when being attended to by a female or there are females there present? Don't call it cd but CONDOM, request for your love pills/oil and a lub.. Oh! Yeah

Op, you killed it with the whole incresed length and size magnification line. Aside, from the mouth action, I equally get kisses on my lips and face for there are no wild beards but a well shaved smooth greenish 'gillete' skin. Ask your pharmacist for your anti-bump/rashes cream

Sing: who am I?(3X) Omoba. Hope this is not D'Prince of Mavin records.

I see a WORLD CLASS ATHLETE in this guy. He's got the persistence, endurance and stamina to go the whole 9yards for a place on the podium in 10,000m, Marathon, Steeple Chase, 10, 20 or 50km run-walk. He needs a little coaching and financing to excel. Bravo!

Oh! Boy, am I the only one in here who is tired of DSTV's reap-off and feels like hauling missiles @ their various offices? I got a 'hell-yeah', can I get another?

marieolae:
Guys that can cook,, huge turn on!!

Marie, it's been a while. Where have you been? Good God! You blow my mind. Truly a kind of female I've to e-mail for you can make a brother say 'Amen' @ home and in the church as well.

Ladies should stop taking unnecessary 'Selfies': in a car(sm1 offered you a ride), in a hotel room(you are to be drilled all night), in a drinking palour filled with bottles and smokes, etc. Again, it's not every female that was destined for 'Show Biz' I hate all these wanna be super model, actress, musician castles in the air stuff. Get a degree or get a handwork for seex will be the only thing you bring to the table which is of no value.

IBBIL ICT ACADEMY: where Excel is made as easy as breathing that you can't help but intimidate those who can't perform simple arithmetic for you are into freezing panes, creating charts, conditional formatting, IF function, printing of worksheet, name it. Money well spent!

I neither chat nor browse with my phone when am using the toilet. It's all about playing good music to cover up the whole moaning, farting and splashing sounds. TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!??

I neither chat no browser with my phone when am using the toilet. It's all about playing good music to cover up the whole moaning, farting and splashing sounds. TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!??

poiZon:
WE hv two types of elders, elders that disrespect fellow elders n elders that hv respect for not only elders but also the youths. uou falls in the former category.
if u like break d sky, dance naked in d market square or even allow make soap enter ur eye for river, the truth must be told abt UOU.
--. -In ur other post u said oro nation has been marginalised in this current admin, n i ask y didnt apc gave them the platform to also compete fairly n justly against UDOM?
,MY brother what is good for the goose shud also be good for d gander.
uyo did it even till now we still googling what attah did during his tenure, 2007 ikot ekpene has done theirs, 2015 una wan sideline eket people, haba its pure wickedness nah.

I've been UDOMESTICATED

poiZon:
u speak like a child which just lost a toy. sha its 3days from today

Brother, UDOM is RIGHT!