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There it is, Obasanjo finally proving Darwin's evolution theory. No doubt he evolved from the Ape family. Very typical of the silver back...

O.p, I owe you a bottle of water for including 2, 3, 5 and 6. Never have I given out money to another guy to take a girl out or done so. It's so uncalled for. Learn to say No! and not bother about what a female might think. I hate guys who volunteer information about themselves a lot, what for? Why pretend to be such a gentleman when you are not? Good Heavens! I hate the locally acquired British/American accent just to sound learned or well traveled. Some can equally join the girl to say bad things about his heritage(tribe) simply because she has some misconceptions he does'nt want to bother ironing out. #Very pathetic!... My balls are so intact all day, everyday cos am an Alpha male not a Ted Mosby

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Even the world's famous Michael Phelps can lose his life in that very river in Ibeno. Blame it on his inability to swim or on the current and depth of the river. I say the water is EVIL and MYSTEROUS. Strangers should steer clear.

In Phyno's voice, I say: Ikapasa! I don't know what it means but in this context it means: lewd, salacious, lecherous vixens

What is it with all these 7,8, 10 things about people or types of people found in God knows where? Scientist everywhere.

How does your conversation with a prophet of Baal influence Global Oil Price? Or has it got anything to do with the re-election of GEJ? Mtcheew!

How does your conversation with a prophet of Baal influence Global Oil Price? Mtcheew!

MUST we always have Ahmed Musa as a representative of Northern Nigeria amongst our strikers? Northern Nigeria- for president, Northern Nigeria- for striker. What is it? Where is Emem Eduok? Sai Jonathan!

Come to think of it, why should WAEC be the highest qualification held by a president of a country filled with highly educated people? When shall we've a corporate gentleman who is well sound as our PRESIDENT?

Must you open a Thread from a drinking palour?

Who gives a rat-asss about the teen?

Are you guys not tired of Valentine? There's no fun celebrating with a NEW female each year. Take your foot off the gas if it seems like such a burden... Checks account balance via ATM, rubs palm like Birdman.

O.p, what makes you feel you were so into porn? Is not enough to know Pornographic websites, how about HOT categories? Interracial, Big cocks, Latina, 3some, Milf, bbw, Cougar, Tits job, Ebony, Teacher, Office, Nurse, Teen, Shaved and many more. It's sth you ought not to be ashamed of.

OP, why CONDEMN Porn as if it doesn't have its advantages to our love life? Here are a few: Pornography fosters creativity by way of positioning, tackling and fore-play. It gives males an insight on what females love. E.g application of suction pressure on the TATAS, big black JOYSTICK and long duration of twatting. Consult your pharmacist for help. Porn helps develop self confidence in terms of being so bold to talk dirty and get nasty. Honestly, if it was'nt for porn I would'nt have known that BUSTY LECHEROUS females love the reciprocating motion of a SHAFT in between their GRAND TETON MOUNTAINS. Do I've a witness here?

Somewhere in Uyo, a corp member who happens to be his age mate and a graduate of environmental-ecological-biological-technological studies is hustling day and night to raise 150,000 Naira to pay her house rent. Where did she go wrong? What did Mikel do that the rest of his peers failed to do? Church(such) is life. #sobs

The question is: who are their employers in the Nigerian Economy especially French, Chemistry and the rest of the backward-asss, meaningless but stressful federal university courses? Keep telling yourself about self empolyment. #castles in the air.

If they want to abolish 'pass' and "E", why don't they start by putting an end to strike, flush out wicked lecturers and close down all PRIVATE UNIVERSITIES? For one who is issued with pass in a Federal uni... Could likely be a 1st class student in most of all these private institutions that are notorious for harboring JAMB attempted average students. Eat, Sleep, Conquer Buhari! #team GEJ

How does this affect the price of petrol? What do you make out of the fact that somewhere in Akwa Ibom, an 88yrs old woman is struggling to join the bus to GEJ's campaign?

#Lesbian. Why not show off your Love Machine collections?

How is this going to affect the price of petrol?

O.p, you've said it all. I owe you a bottle of CRUSH

How does this effect the return of Chibok girls?

The following are some facts of social media most people neglect: most strangers you meet are filled with a whole lot of fakeness in terms of their age, occupation, marital status, photoshoped d.p, borrowed personality, vibes and many more crappy stuffs. Aside from getting information these are avenues for adult dating strictly about getting laid because chatting gradually becomes lame even with close friends. Moderation is key#

They are always so anxious to ask a guy: 'what he does for a living and how old he is' as if they can easily give a reply to the latter should the question be reversed.

Let the dissing commence for it is an essential aspect of music. Oga Titus forgot in such a hurry that he is just a Yoruba act and wants to live above his means simply because Good music were misled into making their WORST signing of all-time. Shout-out to all the lovers of quality music. All hail king M.I!

What has video games got to do with relationship, maturity, ambitions and success? Whistling( m.I's bad belle)

[quote author=laurel03 post=29963151]once nig no go d nation cup abeg d competition no get meaning... Nigeria has no place in African football. Wake up, son! Let's focus on Cricket, Badminton and others

(In the voice of Jesus) to all the Samarian women on Nairaland, Go and sin no more!

Sitting on the bare floor to read comments for 'he that is down, feareth no fall'.

Some Parents should stop showing their poor financial status and greed fueled by cultural practices and mentality all in the name of marriage rites. Besides, they are not selling out their beloved daughter who will in turn be a source of blessing to them. Personally, I would not marry a girl from a family that prayed and fasted to God for a son-in-law who will bail them out financially. I've seen some parent who buy their daughter a car/house as a marriage gift. They are out to encourage the union by every means possible within their capacity and not to weigh the young man down. GIRLS SHOULD HELP SENSITIZE THEIR PARENT for it's not easy to get a partner who is compatible.