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This was destined to happen. I've always likened this election to the TRIALS of JESUS CHRIST. Udom is just ok for the job. Gov. Akpabio, what if the people need their thief, Banabas(Umana)? #rubs both hands together like Birdman |
Please who is she? For those of us here in Midtjylland don't know her. Lol |
Is this not the same dude interviewed by Teju on Teju 'babyface' show who said he's a graduate of BABCOCK university some years ago? It's ok but I can bet his CGPA is less than 1.0 if only the school is operated transparently just as the 2015 presidential elections. To Wizkid, Evening school would be just fine; for @ all @ all na Im bad pass |
tempest01:I liken this your comparism to that of: 2face being richer than Mikel Obi.#funny |
For 5yrs I studied and graduated from the department of Mechanical Engineering, UniUyo and I've never received a state bursary in an oil-rich state. The students are behind UOU for he has promised the 50grand paydays. Besides, Udom will surely cover up Akpabio's debts should he win whereas the masses want to see Akpabio rot in prison or give an account of his expenses. Take it or leave it, Akpabio cannot fight the will of the people and should he blindly rig the election for Udom, it will be overturned sooner than later in favor of UOU unlike that of Frank Okon for Buhari is in-charge not Jonathan. Rise up Akwa Ibom, for enough is enough. |
poiZon:Guy, who is Onofiok Luke that you've the temerity to compare him with UOU? Insult! PDP as so indoctrinated you into dissing Elders. |
It gives me joy to meet such an impress number of gamers for some people especially females hate me for playing video games. Cheers to the soccer gurus, arcade and adventure games pro |
ClintonNzedimma:You are my brother from a different mum |
I love 'thick' ladies. I enjoy hanging onto those huge boobbs and ass. #Team BBW, MILF, COUGAR. For the 'slim' wannabe SUPER MODELS: stop starving yourselves for this is AFRICA! |
What if the instruction was to ATTEMPT these questions not ANSWER. The student is slightly better than one who submitted blank sheet for some generous examiners might be a little considerate. |
O.P, nice write-up. You are the STEVE HARVEY of our time but don't dispute the fact that there are some things that can never be taught, for they come to you naturally. Who taught all these guys how to use a condoms? Who taught the ladies how to use their sanitary pads?... Well, a guy like myself will triple filter these statements in order not to look so fake for they are not like a GENRIC EQUATION used in computing women's attitude. I've been there before, I attempted a snob trick with a girl to make her chase me, boy! She never fell for it and I had to call her 7days later apologizing when it seemed like I was losing her all thanks to what I learned from a Hollywood movie:'3 can play this game'. SOME NIGERIAN GIRLS are CONFIGURED uniquely. Cue that# |
When did nairaland become a diagnostic centre where Dr. House works? This thread is so lame! And am so bored, that's why I choose to comment. Mmmmmm! (Exhales) |
Politics aside... Gov. Akpabio, where are your daughters? O! Lord, why did you give to teenage girls all that? |
How awkward does it feel that after swallowing your love pills/performance enhance drug, only to realize she's having her menses? This can make a grown man cry and beg for a head. |
HELL IN A CELL 2015: Main Event- Gov. Akpabio(PDP), Udom(PDP aspirant), Nkana and the entire PDP in a STEEL CAGE MATCH against a familiar friend turn foe- Umana Umana(APC aspirant), Don Etiebet, the entire APC and the people's champion: Obong Attah(Ex-PDP gov.) for the ULTIMATE PRICE: the STATE GOVERNOR. RULES: No disqualification, No pin fall, No submission. Last man standing. Date: 11/04/2015. Gate fee: free. Just find your way to AKWA IBOM to WITNESS the SICKNESS. |
Tempers are already rising!!! UMANA does'nt want AKPABIO in the SENATE. AKPABIO and AMAECHI have LARGE STAKES on GEJ and GMB respectively. Come April 11, Akwa Ibom will surely make the HEADLINES for UMANA will not TAP OUT and AKPABIO will not GIVE IN. It's not just an APC/PDP contest but a personal duel that has divided families, churches, godfathers, thugs, name it. God please protect your children from these modern day gladiators |
OP, am always happy with guys like you, for you pose no threat to my grove. Am grateful to GAYS, INMATES, TOUTS, and many other group of men who are not just available for HONEYS thereby increasing my number of females. Thank you! |
A married woman is chasing you, so bloody what!!! Are you the 1st? Will you be the last? Are you gents not tired of all these 'tales by moonlight' cow and bull stories even @ this critical point in our nation? Christ! |
How many minutes will it takes this CORP MEMBER to accreditate GEJ and PEJ? Good God! Card Reader Crisis. |
Drake ft Trey Songz- Successful. Help me sing along: I want money.. Money and the cars, cars and clothes... I just wanna be successful. |
lalasticlala:I'll be @ home multi-tasking myself: surfing nairaland, listening to good music, watching Channels and playing video game. Believe me, 24hours is not enough for me. O.P, my issue is with the idea of VOTERS TURNING OUT ONLY @ the polling units which they were registered. Movement will be stopped by 8am, Yes! Which am not disputing that but WHY CAN'T I VOTE @ the NEAREST POLLING UNIT for my pin belongs to me alone? I can only travel that far to watch a football match or get laid NOT to vote. SET NOTATION: (Number of those above 18 without PVC)U(Number of those who are less concerned)U(Number of those with PVC but cannot travel for the exercise)U(Number of those with PVC but won't go out because of the fear of the unknown)= 50million. |
lalasticlala: |
Well noted and added to my list. |
O.P, are you aware that the total number of women on earth by far exceeds that of men? Leave your man today and release such a big mistake you've made for even the so called 'Cougars' are so lonely. Most people manage their homes so well for so many years that it seem so wonderful to admirers just like how some Nigerians visualize America to be a paradise. Why devote so much time over working yourself about who is sleeping with who? There are two types of successful men(every woman's dream): Those that were born great and Those that achieved greatness. Their behaviors are so different. How is it a guy's fault to be attracted to so many ladies, for back then maybe he was'nt but his girl was... I call it the game changer. So, deal with it without hurting yourself. |
ochejoseph:Awesome! Help me clarify this: will it require that I go to where I was registered/collected my PVC in order to vote or will I just have to get to the nearest polling centre? |
14years is more than enough time to change someone. Where was I in 2001? Look where I am now... Please, that dude should be set free guilty or not for he has repented of his sins, O! God of a 2nd chance. It hurts to be either a 'dead man running' or a 'walking dead' |
14years is more than enough time to change someone. Where was I in 2001? Look where I am now... Please, that dude should be set free guilty or not for he has repented of his sins, O! God of a 2nd chance. |
Working on a new anthem, pledge and flag. For I see INDEPENDENCE and I must be remembered for something |
Twaci:Am mean for the right reasons. Am that guy who'll raise his voice in a banking hall, telecommunication office, airport etc when there's a long queue and people are not being attended to effectively and efficiently. |
I love my Sister's kids so much and they are so fond of me. Each time I look @ their cute little faces, I see a reflection of my sister or her husband. They both enjoy my athletic body each time I hold 'em, thereby putting 'em to sleep @ will. We watch nursery rhymes and songs together, play hide and seek, name it. They are intelligent and healthy. They make me feel like starting a family of my own. I HATE my neighbor's kids. These boys are so annoying especially the way they cry(always crying) with their mouth completely opened like: ahhhhh!baahhhhhh! and their nose is always watery. There was an occasion I fought these kids(bullied them) for intimidating my sister's children and felt so happy afterwards. |
Flets:I Love you like a baby love it Mama's Tithies. In as much as some people hate GEJ, the adverse effects of his defeat will be 5X that of GMB. |
Who is Shekau? ASARI DOKUBO is the I.T factor |
