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PoliticsRe: APC Carrying Out Horrible Protests In Akwa Ibom State by lusciouslex: 3:22pm On Apr 12, 2015
This was destined to happen. I've always likened this election to the TRIALS of JESUS CHRIST. Udom is just ok for the job. Gov. Akpabio, what if the people need their thief, Banabas(Umana)? #rubs both hands together like Birdman
CelebritiesRe: Fan Says Tonto Dikeh May Soon Start Sleeping With Her Dogs – See Her Response by lusciouslex: 8:08am On Apr 08, 2015
Please who is she? For those of us here in Midtjylland don't know her. Lol
CelebritiesRe: Final Year Student, Davido Shares His Final Year Project Topic (Photo) by lusciouslex: 10:37pm On Apr 07, 2015
Is this not the same dude interviewed by Teju on Teju 'babyface' show who said he's a graduate of BABCOCK university some years ago? It's ok but I can bet his CGPA is less than 1.0 if only the school is operated transparently just as the 2015 presidential elections. To Wizkid, Evening school would be just fine; for @ all @ all na Im bad pass
PoliticsRe: Opinion: Can Apc Wins The Governorship Seat In Akwa Ibom State? by lusciouslex: 8:36pm On Apr 06, 2015
tempest01:
Onofiok luke pulls more crowd than your UOU
I liken this your comparism to that of: 2face being richer than Mikel Obi.#funny
PoliticsRe: Opinion: Can Apc Wins The Governorship Seat In Akwa Ibom State? by lusciouslex: 8:31pm On Apr 06, 2015
For 5yrs I studied and graduated from the department of Mechanical Engineering, UniUyo and I've never received a state bursary in an oil-rich state. The students are behind UOU for he has promised the 50grand paydays. Besides, Udom will surely cover up Akpabio's debts should he win whereas the masses want to see Akpabio rot in prison or give an account of his expenses. Take it or leave it, Akpabio cannot fight the will of the people and should he blindly rig the election for Udom, it will be overturned sooner than later in favor of UOU unlike that of Frank Okon for Buhari is in-charge not Jonathan. Rise up Akwa Ibom, for enough is enough.
PoliticsRe: Opinion: Can Apc Wins The Governorship Seat In Akwa Ibom State? by lusciouslex: 7:56pm On Apr 06, 2015
poiZon:
i dont think u r from akwa ibom, but if u r then u r a political novice.
if buhari lost in katsina then udom will lose in eket senatorial district where udom is from. n for ikot ekpene if osibanjo lost in southwest then i think moses ekpo will lose too cos that is his senatorial district n dont forget akpabio is from thr. the battle will be in uyo senatorial district. also dont forget the next senator reppng uyo is akpabio boy, the current speaker who hails from etinan na akpabio boy, onofiok luke na akpabio, coincidentally comes from d same lg wif umana. n whr dat boyy dey umana na toy!
am being realistic n i give it to udom!
Guy, who is Onofiok Luke that you've the temerity to compare him with UOU? Insult! PDP as so indoctrinated you into dissing Elders.
PhonesRe: Does Playing Games Make You Smarter Or Duller? by lusciouslex: 7:39pm On Apr 05, 2015
It gives me joy to meet such an impress number of gamers for some people especially females hate me for playing video games. Cheers to the soccer gurus, arcade and adventure games pro
PhonesRe: Does Playing Games Make You Smarter Or Duller? by lusciouslex: 7:26pm On Apr 05, 2015
ClintonNzedimma:
It makes us smarter.
If you look at games like Call of Duty, Metal Gear, Soccer, the gamer makes split second decisions, the gamer develops tactics and reflexes.
For those love war/ops/espionage games, we learn military terms like Extraction, Alpha 2 delta, hostile at twelve o clock (using the concept of clock for cardinal pointing), hot zone (too much gun fire at an area), intel, Ammo (bullet stockpile), guns like SMG, RPG, Shotgun, WP grenade, C4, aerial assault, ground units, hit the dirt and many more i cant mention
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I remember playing GTA vice city, i didnt even use the map the game gave me cos i knew my way round the whole city by air and road.
You are my brother from a different mum
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by lusciouslex: 7:00pm On Apr 05, 2015
I love 'thick' ladies. I enjoy hanging onto those huge boobbs and ass. #Team BBW, MILF, COUGAR. For the 'slim' wannabe SUPER MODELS: stop starving yourselves for this is AFRICA!
EducationRe: Answers To Exam Questions From A SS1 Student. PHOTOS (must See) by lusciouslex: 2:26pm On Apr 05, 2015
What if the instruction was to ATTEMPT these questions not ANSWER. The student is slightly better than one who submitted blank sheet for some generous examiners might be a little considerate.
RomanceRe: ONE Trick You Can Use To Get A Girl To Take You More Seriously Than Other Guys. by lusciouslex: 6:01pm On Apr 04, 2015
O.P, nice write-up. You are the STEVE HARVEY of our time but don't dispute the fact that there are some things that can never be taught, for they come to you naturally. Who taught all these guys how to use a condoms? Who taught the ladies how to use their sanitary pads?... Well, a guy like myself will triple filter these statements in order not to look so fake for they are not like a GENRIC EQUATION used in computing women's attitude. I've been there before, I attempted a snob trick with a girl to make her chase me, boy! She never fell for it and I had to call her 7days later apologizing when it seemed like I was losing her all thanks to what I learned from a Hollywood movie:'3 can play this game'. SOME NIGERIAN GIRLS are CONFIGURED uniquely. Cue that#
HealthRe: Help, Can Her Husband Big Manhood Afect The Flow Of Her Period by lusciouslex: 5:22pm On Apr 04, 2015
When did nairaland become a diagnostic centre where Dr. House works? This thread is so lame! And am so bored, that's why I choose to comment. Mmmmmm! (Exhales)
PoliticsRe: Why We Gave Jonathan Nearly 1 Million Votes — Akpabio by lusciouslex: 9:22pm On Apr 03, 2015
Politics aside... Gov. Akpabio, where are your daughters? O! Lord, why did you give to teenage girls all that?
RomanceRe: Romantic Awkward Moments by lusciouslex: 8:34pm On Apr 03, 2015
How awkward does it feel that after swallowing your love pills/performance enhance drug, only to realize she's having her menses? This can make a grown man cry and beg for a head.
PoliticsRe: PDP Governors Visit President Jonathan (Photos) by lusciouslex: 2:16pm On Apr 02, 2015
HELL IN A CELL 2015: Main Event- Gov. Akpabio(PDP), Udom(PDP aspirant), Nkana and the entire PDP in a STEEL CAGE MATCH against a familiar friend turn foe- Umana Umana(APC aspirant), Don Etiebet, the entire APC and the people's champion: Obong Attah(Ex-PDP gov.) for the ULTIMATE PRICE: the STATE GOVERNOR. RULES: No disqualification, No pin fall, No submission. Last man standing. Date: 11/04/2015. Gate fee: free. Just find your way to AKWA IBOM to WITNESS the SICKNESS.
PoliticsRe: Umana Calls For Cancellation Of Election In Akwa Ibom by lusciouslex: 1:27am On Mar 29, 2015
Tempers are already rising!!! UMANA does'nt want AKPABIO in the SENATE. AKPABIO and AMAECHI have LARGE STAKES on GEJ and GMB respectively. Come April 11, Akwa Ibom will surely make the HEADLINES for UMANA will not TAP OUT and AKPABIO will not GIVE IN. It's not just an APC/PDP contest but a personal duel that has divided families, churches, godfathers, thugs, name it. God please protect your children from these modern day gladiators
RomanceRe: Gay And Depressed. by lusciouslex: 12:36am On Mar 29, 2015
OP, am always happy with guys like you, for you pose no threat to my grove. Am grateful to GAYS, INMATES, TOUTS, and many other group of men who are not just available for HONEYS thereby increasing my number of females. Thank you!
RomanceRe: Married Woman Wants Me To Bear Her First Child by lusciouslex: 1:24pm On Mar 28, 2015
A married woman is chasing you, so bloody what!!! Are you the 1st? Will you be the last? Are you gents not tired of all these 'tales by moonlight' cow and bull stories even @ this critical point in our nation? Christ!
PoliticsRe: General Buhari And His Wife Being Accredited (photos) by lusciouslex: 9:36am On Mar 28, 2015
How many minutes will it takes this CORP MEMBER to accreditate GEJ and PEJ? Good God! Card Reader Crisis.
Car TalkRe: A Lady Drove This Killer Machine Today And Got Everyone Talking (Pic) by lusciouslex: 8:59pm On Mar 27, 2015
Drake ft Trey Songz- Successful. Help me sing along: I want money.. Money and the cars, cars and clothes... I just wanna be successful.
PoliticsRe: How Nigerians Are Preparing For The General Elections by lusciouslex: 4:43pm On Mar 27, 2015
lalasticlala:
http://encomium.ng/how-nigerians-are-preparing-for-the-general-elections-2-2/


Nairalanders, how are you preparing for the election?

As for me, nothing much, just got to get a couple of things today against tomorrow and the week end...
I'll be @ home multi-tasking myself: surfing nairaland, listening to good music, watching Channels and playing video game. Believe me, 24hours is not enough for me. O.P, my issue is with the idea of VOTERS TURNING OUT ONLY @ the polling units which they were registered. Movement will be stopped by 8am, Yes! Which am not disputing that but WHY CAN'T I VOTE @ the NEAREST POLLING UNIT for my pin belongs to me alone? I can only travel that far to watch a football match or get laid NOT to vote. SET NOTATION: (Number of those above 18 without PVC)U(Number of those who are less concerned)U(Number of those with PVC but cannot travel for the exercise)U(Number of those with PVC but won't go out because of the fear of the unknown)= 50million.
PoliticsRe: How Nigerians Are Preparing For The General Elections by lusciouslex: 4:42pm On Mar 27, 2015
lalasticlala:
http://encomium.ng/how-nigerians-are-preparing-for-the-general-elections-2-2/


Nairalanders, how are you preparing for the election?

As for me, nothing much, just got to get a couple of things today against tomorrow and the week end...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: TOP 5 Nigerian Oil Servicing Companies You May Like To Work In by lusciouslex: 12:11pm On Mar 26, 2015
Well noted and added to my list.
RomanceRe: When Did We Become So Tolerant Of The Other Woman? by lusciouslex: 7:01pm On Mar 25, 2015
O.P, are you aware that the total number of women on earth by far exceeds that of men? Leave your man today and release such a big mistake you've made for even the so called 'Cougars' are so lonely. Most people manage their homes so well for so many years that it seem so wonderful to admirers just like how some Nigerians visualize America to be a paradise. Why devote so much time over working yourself about who is sleeping with who? There are two types of successful men(every woman's dream): Those that were born great and Those that achieved greatness. Their behaviors are so different. How is it a guy's fault to be attracted to so many ladies, for back then maybe he was'nt but his girl was... I call it the game changer. So, deal with it without hurting yourself.
PoliticsRe: No Vehicle Will Move Between These Hours On Election Days – IG by lusciouslex: 9:42am On Mar 25, 2015
ochejoseph:
‎See The 10 things you must Know about 2015 Presidential Election ‎


1. This election is a choice between  Moving Forward and going backward 

2. This election is a choice between a 73 year old man that cannot remember the name of his running mate, his party or INEC and a 53 year old man that has midwived the transformation of critical Infrastructure in our Country


3. This election is a clear choice between going Analogue and proceeding with digitalisation

4. This election is a choice between a Man who built the first speed rail in sub-Saharan Africa and another who cancelled it's first Metro project


5. This election is a contest between a man who set up 12 brand New universities and a man who did not set up any as head of state


6.This election is about a man who gave young people YOUWIN and Almajiri schools and another who celebrates them as weapons of electoral Terrorism 


7. This Election is about a man who is on the verge of wiping out Polio and a man who does not believe in immunisation 


8. This Election is a race between a Generation that superintended over the Decay of our Nation and a generation that must salvage it,



9.This election a clear fight between a confused cattle herder with a stagnant No of 150 cows after 12 years and a Man whose agricultural policies and programmes have cut our food import by 40% 

10.This is election is between a Professor of Buharinomics who wants to stabilise the price of crude in the international Market / make =N= equivalent to $ 1 and a Man under whose watch Nigeria became the biggest economy in Africa 



         This Election is a clear choice between Good and Evil 


       This election is about you 

               Use your PVC wisely 


God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria 


 www.twitter.com/ochejoseph
Awesome! Help me clarify this: will it require that I go to where I was registered/collected my PVC in order to vote or will I just have to get to the nearest polling centre?
CrimeRe: Okwudili Ayotanze To Be Executed In Indonesia For Drug Smuggling by lusciouslex: 9:27am On Mar 25, 2015
14years is more than enough time to change someone. Where was I in 2001? Look where I am now... Please, that dude should be set free guilty or not for he has repented of his sins, O! God of a 2nd chance. It hurts to be either a 'dead man running' or a 'walking dead'
CrimeRe: Okwudili Ayotanze To Be Executed In Indonesia For Drug Smuggling by lusciouslex: 9:26am On Mar 25, 2015
14years is more than enough time to change someone. Where was I in 2001? Look where I am now... Please, that dude should be set free guilty or not for he has repented of his sins, O! God of a 2nd chance.
PoliticsRe: ASARI DOKUBO: Take What Belongs To Me & Rule Me? No! (Must-See) by lusciouslex: 9:18pm On Mar 24, 2015
Working on a new anthem, pledge and flag. For I see INDEPENDENCE and I must be remembered for something
FamilyRe: He Did Something An Adult Wouldn't Do by lusciouslex: 8:49pm On Mar 24, 2015
Twaci:
U are mean! grin
Am mean for the right reasons. Am that guy who'll raise his voice in a banking hall, telecommunication office, airport etc when there's a long queue and people are not being attended to effectively and efficiently.
FamilyRe: He Did Something An Adult Wouldn't Do by lusciouslex: 11:49am On Mar 24, 2015
I love my Sister's kids so much and they are so fond of me. Each time I look @ their cute little faces, I see a reflection of my sister or her husband. They both enjoy my athletic body each time I hold 'em, thereby putting 'em to sleep @ will. We watch nursery rhymes and songs together, play hide and seek, name it. They are intelligent and healthy. They make me feel like starting a family of my own. I HATE my neighbor's kids. These boys are so annoying especially the way they cry(always crying) with their mouth completely opened like: ahhhhh!baahhhhhh! and their nose is always watery. There was an occasion I fought these kids(bullied them) for intimidating my sister's children and felt so happy afterwards.
PoliticsRe: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by lusciouslex: 8:44pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!
I Love you like a baby love it Mama's Tithies. In as much as some people hate GEJ, the adverse effects of his defeat will be 5X that of GMB.
PoliticsRe: Five Key Figures To Watch In Nigeria's Election- AFP by lusciouslex: 5:16pm On Mar 23, 2015
Who is Shekau? ASARI DOKUBO is the I.T factor

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