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Well said! I think if one sees mathematics as a way of life(hobby); laying hands on various problems will equally be helpful.

Well, in my hand is a recommendation letter from ASARI DOKUBO... Chevron, do you guys really need the answer from me(him)? Clears throat and hums the EPL match day tune(hmmm-mm-hmmm-mm-hmmm)

lolu007:
How can u guys forget the MACHO MEN.. Those that intimidate with their chest and six packs always lifting those heavy irons and walk around shirtless

These home boys made some guys flee the Hotel for fear of being bullied... They make you wonder if the S.S.S is yet to spot such a criminal hide-out

DATING OBSERVATION: Why is it that poor guys/girls are always so 'preachy' especially when they are unable to enjoy themselves as they'd have loved to @ time, t (for values of t < the future)? In as much as everyone loves money, the fact remains that some women may choose not to "give it up" to you because of your: personal hygiene, lifestyle, general appearance, financial status and many other reasons... OR is it because a dicccck was meant to be plunged into a pusssssy does'nt mean one should'nt have 'Taste', does it? Bleep what you can and for what you can't, just let it go. Different strokes for different folks. Cut your coat according to your cloth. Make no mistake, for casting pearls before a swine is a matter of choice.

DEGREE2466:
The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher instititution.

1. Customer care agents: this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time the came to class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.

2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.

3. The late comers: this is common among girls. When you get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence will be noticed.

4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God' word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.

5. The itenarant readers: they are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night.

6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. The steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and stealing intentions.

7. The chronic sleepers. Hmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they left. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that the snore without regards and they fart without conscience.

8. The ash-crammers: they are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day.

9. The eaters: they will buy biscuit, virju milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class.

10. The pingers: this set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with upto three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.

11. The toasters: if i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night.

12. The last of it all is the couples: they will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class.

SOURCE: Personal experience.

You left out the 'military' students. Those who walk in like thugs, intimidating everyone with their looks and a truck load of course materials to read as if they are dying @ dawn. Always ordering that the noise level be reduced with an intention to start a fight but ends up sleeping before anyone could say ' Don Jazzy again'... My dear departmental president.

sexzskil:
Ronaldo is popular than Reunion or Belize's peresident?The type of popularity the man enjoys UNIVERSALLY, if they join all world football stars together, PLUS Blatter, they can never in a million lifetimes reach it. Kid!

JLO IS HUNDRED TIMES RICHER, BIGGER, FAMOUS THAN FIFA, SAME GOES TO BEIBER, RIHANNA AND BEYONCE. FIFA CAN NEVER COME CLOSE TO BEIBER IN TERM OF FAME AND RICHES. FACT!

Happy Sunday! Peace be with you. You are so pretty, why should I engage in a war of words with you? J-Lo is the richest, the best and the most popular. Yes, Boss!

The last time I checked(this morning), 'interracial sex' remains the best selling genre of pornography. Why do you guys devote so much time doing nothing. This THREAD is as tasteless as water and as irrelevant as FART!

sexzskil:
I can see... Football is more than any religion on earth? Do you know that JUSTIN BEIBER, BEYONCE, ETC ARE FAR BIGGER, INFLUENTIAL THAN THIS SO-CALLED FOOTBALL? WATCH HOW THE 2014 WORLD CUP OFFICIALS DEDICATED SEVERAL MINUITES IN HAILING JLO AFTER HER OPENING PERFORMANCE. GOING BY THE NONSENCE YOU JUST THREW OUT OF YOUR SMELLY MOUTH, JLOPEZ IS EVEN BIGGER THAN GOD AS A RESULT OF THE FACT THAT FOOTBALL IN GENERAL IS TOO INTANGIBLE COMPARE TO HER. PHOOLISH BOI

I'll recommend you visit the nearest psychiatric hospital close to you because its very glaring that you may be well dressed, pretty but with a mental illness. Is it because you've lost count of the men you've slept with makes you feel you know so much? Most people don't even know that Diddy was J-Lo's 1st love before Marc took her to church blah blah blah because she is'nt so on the spotlight. How much does she make in a year considering her wrinkled body which is'nt good for modeling? When last did her song made it to the U.S billboard? Clearly, you don't know about Channel 188( Trace Sports). Musicians and sportsmen/women admire themselves so much. Go to an island like Reunion or Belize and mention the name Ronaldo, or Messi who happens to be more popular than their president. Who knows J-Lo? If your I.Q is too low to understand the game of football then just ignore it instead of talking bullshit!

camanito:
Sorry I don't watch football I love Basketball. BB all the way...

Who was the MVP in the NBA last season? I watch Basketball but Football rocks!

sexzskil:
Seriously SMH! The world is marching on gallantly and some inferior Black Afrian youths are here wasting away their lives over a useless round object being kicked around fields. Smh There is nothing that can't be used to enslave Africans. My heart is bleeding! I wish i can just go there to wipe them off the surface of the earth. Look at Nigeria still in the mud, Boko Haram just recently slaughtered over 70 innocent souls for crying out loud, chaiiiiiiiiiiii! I see no future for the Black Race. What a shame!

Apart from masturbation, what do you @ your leisure time? Do you've a hobby? Football is more than any religion on earth.

O.P, you forgot to mention the 'comedians'. The guys who sound both constructive and destructive about the Live! Action and previous ones all in the name of mockery, loyalty, punch lines, disrespect, mind games, name it!!! For example: He will suggest that Man Utd should sign Drinkwater and Boyce to add to their collections of : Smalling, Young, Blind, Jones(by their names you'll know they've nothing to offer). Also, you'll be swept off your feet when sm1 sympathizes with Petr Cech pouring curses on Okocha for dribbling him black and blue that he sustained his head injury reasons to the fact he is wearing a protective covering. Again, one who spent the last decade in prison is finally out here to watch Arsenal play. He recognizes only Arsene Wenger on the sidelines but non of the players on the pitch. He demands that Henry, Pires, and Kanu should be brought in for the 2nd half of the game if Arsenal wants to win(he is so serious about it). This is why most people both young and old, rich or poor can't resist coming out to the viewing centres.

Franchise21:
I refuse to exchange words wiv u. Buh try to get ur facts cos next time, u myt nt b as lucky as dis

Have you ever bleeped with sm1 you later realized you should'nt have been fucking with? Messing with the wrong guy. Just bring it on!

Franchise21:
I refuse to exchange words wiv u. Buh try to get ur facts cos next time, u myt nt b as lucky as dis

Go to hell all I give a Bleep! There's more to mathematics than addition and subtraction. The last time I checked, Further Mathematics was meant for boys and Engineering Mathematics for men. Where do you belong? Asshole!

Franchise21:
Even witawt been a mathematician, u r supposed to knw dat deres no election in 2030. U ve already started screwing up seff

Did you intend to type 'being'? Bleep you sideways!

MUSIC...the teacher will mention phrases like 'E flat E', "take it from top"( I'll be like: our we having intercourse or what). FRENCH...had a very ugly weed smoking Awilo Longoba man teaching hardcore ghetto French that is not spoken in Paris but in Kinshasa. He never used to translate up to 5 words in English throughout the duration of his class.

I've no interest with such a mutant 'Hell boy' part-4 but the only thing that disturbs me is that of all the names in the world, he also choose to answer 'Felix'. I pray sm1 who knows me does'nt come across this story because it will be used as a punch line.

O.p, what is this about? Are you trying to give our teenage girls 'credit and put more effort' on their already alarming sexual lives? Child bearing is no child's play. Genevieve, where is your husband? Again, there's more to raising kids than the desire, time, money but maturity. Luscious-Lex, Proudly an Uncle to Berynce and Janelle.

Fellow Nigerians, is it not obvious that aside from insufficient weaponry that our army lacks tactical ability and strategy? After watching '24' and "commander-in-chief" I just feel so intelligent and sophisticated that our Joint Chiefs and GEJ. Am the future, why waste your votes in 2015 instead of preserving it for 2030?

Why are some people so happy and feel they know what's up simply because they can use their Atm card to make withdrawals only? Cash transfer, Payment of bills, airtime recharge are no go areas.

I thank God for the directors of 'Tinsel' and "Jacobs Cross". I've a question: is it that there are no young actors within the industry or in various theatre arts departments across the nation, that an old man like Jim Iyke with his fake American ascent is still acting campus movies?

Buy me a rose 1 and 2.... Royal Bride 1 and 2( sequel to buy me a rose)

(11) Please don't blimp me for I am still counting my circle. If you sprinkle your yoghurt in drops or in excess, I'll take in.

My name is Felix Essien. Am a B.Sc holder. I've a 12years experience playing P.S2 soccer. I understand the game adequately and tactically than Stephen Keshi. It should be recalled that I was a member of the Mechanical Engineering football team that won the UniUyo inter-departmental games in 2011. I also coached the departmental team in 2013 that were unbeaten throughout my tenure. If Ivory Coast gave Lamouche( a profile-less coach) the job to take charge of their star-studded team then Nigeria can do same. All am asking is a chance to prove myself by taking up the office of the Head Coach. I promise to field all the players Nigerians will love to watch and will certainly bring back the good old days. Thank you!

dhammyg: TO ARGUE WITH A DIMWIT IS A WASTE OF TIME ON TO BETTER THINGS

Even foreign nationals(Lebannis, Israelis, etc) now know the price tag for whores in Nigeria. Gone are those days prostitution used to be trending and girls were able to earn a living from it. Get a life, loser!

dhammyg: NAWA OH.DO U LIVE WITH HER OR DO U KNOW HER PERSONALLY THAT U THINK SHE IS LONELY

BY THE WAY SHE IS SURROUNDED BY HER LOVED ONES,HOW DOES THAT EQUAL BEING LONELY

NIGERIANS AND THEIR MARRIAGE MENTALITY SHA

Am sure you are equally affected by my earlier post. For example, what could make you drop your mobile number for every Tom, Dick and Harry to contact you? You'd say you like making friends and meeting people when the truth is that you are in desperate need of attention. It's not your fault because every woman needs a man or if you've good, you deserve better, best. Cry me a river if you want to for you can't buy happiness.

samflexxy: some guys have brought your case up that you have been giving them the cold shoulders here on nl

Very true!

Every Nairalander should be made to undergo and pass a written test in English before being allowed to sign up in order to foster good communication. Enough of all these rubbish! O.p, education is presently FREE in Akwa Ibom State under Gov. Godswill Akpabio led administration. How do you expect to have any reasonable babe as your girlfriend when you can neither speak(write) nor read? To make matters worse, you are POOR! You don't deserve to have any form of ERRECTION @ all. You've been WARNED!!!

Over rated. Sorry folks, I can't look @ her twice.

Linda Ikeji is a very LONELY woman despite her money and fame. Could it be that her standards are so high when it comes to picking her dream man or she's just unable to get over her 'EXs', the Angry Blackwoman Syndrome(ABS)? The best way to get OVER a man is to get UNDERNEATH another. I got one 'Amen' can I get another?

APContherun: First of all you are wrong to say the Nigerian names listed aren't household names. Tell me who doesnt know Kenneth Okonkwo (Andy), Desmond Elliot, Kate Henshaw in Nigeria? Tell me which family even in the north that doesn't have a film or two featuring these guys? What else makes one a household name?
Anyway for argument for them isn't based on popularity (I dont even know where you smuggled that one from) but based on intelligence. While we agree there's more to politics than popularity you must agree that most of these actors, comedians and entertainers are more intelligent than your regular politicians, more exposed, informed and with better ideas than those parading themselves as politicians. Acting, comedy and in fact all genre of entertainment are respectable profession just like lecturing, banking, etc and so their practitioners should be accorded respect. Bovi and Basketmouth aren't lesser Nigerians because they are comedians while I'm more Nigerian and thus qualified to contest election because I'm a lecturer. No, that's stupid. If Jonathan can come from the academia, Sambo come from his archtectural practice, Fashola from his law practice and contest election and get votes, Kenneth Okonkwo should equally contest from his acting profession and get votes. Don't insult them please.

In 2012, Rowan Atkinson(Mr. Bean) retired himself from comic acts simply because he realized that it was rather childish to be doing such @ his age. Note that, for the mere fact that Obama was a congressman, intelligent and eloquent would'nt have guaranteed him victory in the polls against the world famous Eddie Murphy, for instance. Most times, serious faces are required for serious business. Am not saying these folks are not brainy neither am I saying they don't have the right to contest. I still maintain that they are not popular enough. How many Nigerians( both young and old who know good entertainment) are so into Nollywood movies? Besides, most Nigerian celebs are too fake to indulge in real stuffs. Look @ Jim Iyke for example, with his locally acquired Black-American ascent and his wanna be thug lifestyle. Lionel Messi is good but that does'nt mean he should switch roles with Lebrone James. Preach!

APContherun: Why are people complaining about our celebrites and entertainers joining politics? Are they not Nigerians? What makes a Nasir El- Rufai, Dino Melaye, Ayo Fayose, Muhd Buhari, Atiku Abubakar, Goodluck Jonathan etc qualified for national office anda Kenneth Okonkwo, Kate Henshaw, Desmond Elliot, Julius Agwu etc not qualified? Does their being entertainers make them less intelligent than others?
We are too quick to forget that Arnold Schawazaneggar contested and won election into the office of governor of California in the US, Manny Pacquaio also contested election into the parliament of the Phillipines, Vladimir Klitscko did same in Ukraine, why do we see it as strange here?
Some of these guys are much more informed, intelligent and exposed than those thieves running around at the various govt houses and chambers of parliament in Nigeria. Give them a chance like you gave others.

There is no household name (one who is very distinctive and loved by many) amongst these folks listed above compared to the white folks you used to set as examples. How about Austin 'Jay-Jay' Okocha contesting as a governor in his state or 2face? Besides, there's more to politics in Nigeria than popularity. Cue that#

In the voice of Lil wayne: She don't like 'em pretty niggas but dirty niggas... as in verse 1 of the track Tap Out. It is very obvious Lil Wayne has body odour, bad breathe and rashes. Money can buy love but should'nt it be equally used to fresh up like Trey songs, Neyo etc? A thug is a thug for life and not even a virtuous woman can change that. Lil Wayne Jr. will be so UGLY. The babe is no disgusting for attempting to carry a frog/lizard in her womb for 9months. Some fine girls sef, nawao!