Pele...cool off somewhere with the billions you people stole

At least something positive for a change.
Well done

mrdharkchild:



Hehehe he. Enough is enough for both of us. 3 enough's are 2 much

Amen, dear.

mrdharkchild:

Prepare yourself. I'm handsome. When I get enough dolls, I'd come for u. Mark my words

You’d get more than enough dolls by his grace

Billions of naira in flames

chinchonglee:

Yimu!
It pained you more by calling him a man child...

It's festive season. Drink Bacchus tonic wine, it chills temper.

Still on still you are still an idiot

Ok.

chinchonglee:

Idiot.
If na tonto collect her gifts back, you for hail her.

Sorry I’m not an idiot
There’s no need to take it personal.
I hope you feel better, cheers.

IbileIfe:

Tonto Dikeh has never dated real Alpha Males.
She prefers immature and insecure men without class.

You’re right, it’s a pity.

anthonyuncle:
e fit be 2 seconds own o

2 seconds x 3 rounds = 6 seconds
You’re not a nice person

Such a petty man-child

Already worrying about what would happen if you guys break up and bla bla bla...
If you don’t want to be included in the photoshoot please excuse yourself, I didn’t see where she said she was going to post them, if that happens and you both break up, she’d delete them.
.
Breakups happen everyday and having professional pictures of both of you isn’t a big deal.

FFK

Eye service

Well done nwanem

neztar:
merry xmas. I would like to meet you if dont mind. I dont mind attending your church. I'm really interested in you

Lol
You really don’t want to meet me honey.

Mercychen:
What kind of xmas gift can you suggest for a guy who wears and uses designer stuff.

He's not a card person. So let's not go there. He already has tons of perfs which was what I wanted to get but I don't want something that he'll abandon in his stash.

Please I'm on a budget here Biko. I already spent so much putting my house in shape.

Thanks.

A Table frame with his name and a biblical quote or something from the Bible (I’m assuming he’s a Christian), basically something to say as a prayer every morning.

Ok.

500 naira
To my cousin’s place.

FILEBE:
Nairaland front page is gradually becoming a thrash site.
Seun. Talk to your mods. Instablog is instablog, nairaland is nairaland ! Can't be on IG to read all these then come on Nairaland to see same on frontpage. Haba!!!

The man is deaf.

We both fart in each other’s presence, laugh over it and move on.
.
Nobody has time to pretend or form.

Block her asap.
.
Though from your write up it’s obvious she wears the pants in this relationship.

neztar:
I'm Protestant. What's your thoughts on Catholic idolatry?

They’re merely symbols.

neztar:
are you catholic

Yes

Congratulations Padre

Mad aesthetics.

Boring storyline, predictable as usual.

Right here in Lagos with my fam.

iLegendd:
I have a free thread on how to get started with crypto from beginners' level to pro. Request for it if you want it via this comment section. No DMs allowed — I don't have access to the email associated to this moniker.

Thank you for reading. The end.

Please post the link, I’d like to learn.
Cheers.

His girlfriend gave birth to twins and he said they were his nephews...
Didn’t know until I saw a contact saved as MIL.
I just excused myself.
.
.
Relationship no be battlefield.

You want to bamba?
You want to chill with the boys?