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Religion / Re: Kumuyi To Return Tithes, Offerings Of Sinful Deeper Life Members by luvmijeje(f): 7:37am On Jun 19, 2021
How we the Church survive? If he goes that route, there will no one naira from tithe.
Religion / Re: Why Is The Pastors, Prophet And Prophetess Running Away From Helping Me by luvmijeje(f): 8:06pm On Jun 14, 2021
Adamgeneral12:

Is accident when I was running then I fell on the ground,since then head just dey pain me nonstop.
I will tell u how I always treat my self but don't try this at home.
I will carry holly water, come sleep facing up I come put some water inside my nose the water go run enter my head. Is painful o so no try am

What if all you think you are seeing is hallucination? What if there is nothing wrong with you? You need to go to the hospital you are being advised to go to by those close to you.

Your issue is not spiritual.
Religion / Re: Why Is The Pastors, Prophet And Prophetess Running Away From Helping Me by luvmijeje(f): 4:13pm On Jun 14, 2021
Adamgeneral12:

I no know o.
Na so I see am o, I just they see say my problem just dey accumulate everyday

What happened to your head before going into farming?
Religion / Re: Why Is The Pastors, Prophet And Prophetess Running Away From Helping Me by luvmijeje(f): 3:32pm On Jun 14, 2021
Adamgeneral12:

Thank for replying back.
My parents are Muslim and if I ask them of some question about what I'm seeing or I dream they will just wave it off.
What make me to seek help is the attack I have been having after I abandoned my belongings at Egba land were I was farming.
I have problems bfor going to farming and one among the problem is my head ,I wanted to farm and gather money so that I can go to the psychaitrist as all the hospital I'm going says they can handle my case but Egba people just dey do me juju, at the end of the day I no see money go hospital and my problem come double.
To it short I live all my property for there place na only me,my fbs(farmer business school) certificate na him I see carry comot for that village.
My bike,my computer, my two generators and farms was been abandoned by me to save my life.If I sleep Margot go they comot for my body,if I dey walk fly will be following me like say I carry sh*t for head........so many thing happen that's why I go to those churches o.
I can't write all here because u go hear something u go say "is impossible" and na true it really happen.

Ha! Oga leave story. Who did you make covenant with?
Religion / Re: I'm Seriously Sick & I'm Fasting. If I Use Drug, Is The Fasting Still Relevant? by luvmijeje(f): 9:43am On Jun 13, 2021
Pastors who knows God than you goes to the hospital for check-up and treatment but you that is up-coming will be forming over spirituality.
Religion / Re: Seriousnote: I Want To Join Brotherhood Fraternity / Secret Cult by luvmijeje(f): 9:31am On Jun 13, 2021
Going by your instructions, I'm not qualified to comment on this thread. But I saw this comment :

mtcheeew... You still never join since last year

And I know it will have been more than 1 year. So I'll leave you with this adage 'He is who is not ready to buy a lie will not buy the truth' 'It is money you will use to find money'

That's the only advice that I have for you since you are determined to go on that path.
Religion / Re: When Eve Was Charged To Court, This Was Her Charges! by luvmijeje(f): 9:12am On Jun 13, 2021
truespeak:


grin grin grin See it another typical character of woman running and running your mouth and blabbing, seeking for escape, shouting, yada yada yada, not wanting to be pinned to anything concrete grin grin

Babe, I know your game very very very well! grin grin grin

Your matter is out in the open and your weak and feeble attempts to cover it, even makes it scream even m-o-o-o-re! grin grin grin grin

As I told you before, that your game ain't working! grin grin grin

Go sell it elsewhere, if they will buy it! grin grin grin

Hehehe! I thought that I'm having a conversation with a Bible Scholar.

Please and please, let this be the last time I will see you opening a thread to demonise women. We have suffered enough with lies that have been passed down from generation to generation. Enough please!

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Religion / Re: When Eve Was Charged To Court, This Was Her Charges! by luvmijeje(f): 9:00am On Jun 13, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


You have not suffered enough! You people are very very very wicked, with no end (Sounds Familiar? Yes! Satan)

And it is that your great unrelenting wickedness which led me unto this road.

If you look closely, you will see that it was Only Adam who got a Final Judgement. Eve only got an Interim Judgement, God did not Judge the Whole of her but Only Concentrated on the Case at Hand.

Expect to see Eve on Judgement Day.

I willl repeat,

How are we the initiator? When the event that took place in the Book of Genesis happened thousands of years before Moses was born. Since you have been serving God, has He ever told you a story of someone's else life that happened a year ago talkless of thousands of years ago.
Religion / Re: When Eve Was Charged To Court, This Was Her Charges! by luvmijeje(f): 8:54am On Jun 13, 2021
truespeak:


grin grin Typical woman Always playing the Victim Card when you are the Initiator, Conceiver and Perpetrator!

Babe, that dont work here! grin grin grin

How are we the initiator? When the event that took place in the Book of Genesis happened thousands of years before Moses was born. Since you have been serving God, has He ever told you a story of someone's else life that happened a year ago talkless of thousands of years ago.
Religion / Re: When Eve Was Charged To Court, This Was Her Charges! by luvmijeje(f): 8:39am On Jun 13, 2021
Women haff suffered alot in the hands of men and on top of what? We suffered based on a story created by a man who sees women as nothing.

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Politics / Re: Ibarapa Killings: War Imminent – Gani Adams by luvmijeje(f): 4:48pm On Jun 06, 2021
I know I'm beginning to sound like a broken record but are there still any sane Yoruba supporting this government?

50 people died like that! Died like chickens! People who had dreams died like that! I said it! I said it will get to us. I said as long as we have no border, whatever evil going on elsewhere will come for us. Has it not come knocking?

So are there still any sane Yorubas supporting this government?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Bans Twitter After Company Deletes President Buhari's Tweet - CNN by luvmijeje(f): 5:41am On Jun 05, 2021
plaindealer:






Why are you Igbos always acting like cowards? Why is it always so hard for you to be proud of who you are and your ipobian identity? Are you so ashamed of Igbos that you are so desperate not to call yourself ipob even though you are and you love everything they stand for?

How do you even love terrorists, killers, murderers arsonists and evil elements?

You Igbos are a different and weird breed..


grin grin grin





Excuse me? Where is this government when Banditry was running and is still running amok in the North?

The North is handling his own criminals with kids glove while ready to go fire for fire with the East. If the the security operatives can work in cahoot with the herdsmen in the West, you think they won't do more.

Tinubu should not sacrifice the interest of the Yorubas on the altar of his ambition. They nearly succeeded in terrorising us all if not for Sunday Igboho.

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Politics / Re: Twitter NG Is Down! by luvmijeje(f): 5:22am On Jun 05, 2021
Ha!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Bans Twitter After Company Deletes President Buhari's Tweet - CNN by luvmijeje(f): 5:15am On Jun 05, 2021
Ha! On top wetin? E don red. Are there still any sane Yoruba supporting this government? Are there still any sane Yoruba giving legitimacy to the incompetency of this government?

Why do I feel like something sinister is about to take place. News that they don't want it to get out of this country?

If they can do it in the East, they will do to us in the West.

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Politics / Re: Governor Umahi: South East Governors Will Approve May 30 As Biafra Day by luvmijeje(f): 7:46am On Jun 02, 2021
I will re-iterate and beg my people from the West, please and please for the sake of our future, we can't afford to join the North to fight the East.

We are not in a fair union. The North understand its strengths lies in its population and most importantly they won't mind using that population to oppress the South. What's happening in Benue should be a warning. Imagine a group of people terrorising a sitting Governor over a land that doesn't belong to them. It's a matter of time, they will do it to us.
Politics / Re: How To End IPOB Madness by luvmijeje(f): 12:10pm On May 31, 2021
It cannot work. It will be a different case if these unknown gunmen are not being supported by the Political and ruling class. Why do you think Boko-Haram and Banditry is going from strength to strength? How is Boko-Haram able to overcome our Military?
Politics / Re: Gulak: We Can No Longer Coexist With Igbos In Nigeria – Northern Coalition by luvmijeje(f): 10:18am On May 31, 2021
Nigeria should peacefully divide. We can't continue like this.

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Politics / Re: My Honest And Humble Advise To Nnamdi Kanu. by luvmijeje(f): 8:50am On May 31, 2021
Your advice is too late. What's currently going on in the South East is now bigger than Kanu. He can't stop it even he wants to. He has woken up the beasts and he has no choice but to feed it. The beasts have discovered that criminalities is far more lucrative than trading.

The South-West must seize the moment. We can't afford to join the North to fight the South-east. We must use this moment to dissolve the Union.
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: God Has Selected Tinubu To Succeed Buhari – Bishop by luvmijeje(f): 4:51am On May 31, 2021
President over where? A country where no where is safe. A place where criminals are Kings. A place where the unelected is more powerful than the elected. A place where chaos is more lucrative. A place where the whole government is infiltrated with people who are loyal to the criminals in their region than to their country. Or is it in a place where a cow is more valuable than the life of a human.

Nigeria must break. It is un-survivable as it's right now.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: South-west Safest Part Of Nigeria –Garba Shehu by luvmijeje(f): 4:22am On May 31, 2021
As long as other regions are not safe, the South-West can never be safe. This is failure of governance. What's still making the South-West a little bit sane is the presence of Vigilantes at the local level. Our security apparatus is in tatters.

Right now, I pray this country divides because in all honesty we have no shared values. Our values are absolutely different. The objective of the South-West should be getting out of this hell hole and not aspiring to be President. By the way President over what? This country cannot be repair. A country in which each region is protecting their own criminals can never be repair.
Religion / Re: How Can You Tell Your Pastor Is Not Fake? by luvmijeje(f): 7:28pm On May 30, 2021
There is no fake Pastor. There is only a 'wrong or right pastor'. In order for you to know whether a Pastor is right or wrong, you must first of all understand yourself. The 'right Pastor' aligns with your values and most importantly the 'right Pastor' have the ability to inspire you.
Religion / Re: Is Couple Watching Pornography Bad? by luvmijeje(f): 7:01pm On May 30, 2021
HellVictorinho:


Are you angry with me?
May I know why my questions were foolish?
Please, answer me.

What's the relevant of those questions to this thread? Why are you asking me personal questions? Are we in a relationship?

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Religion / Re: Is Couple Watching Pornography Bad? by luvmijeje(f): 6:57pm On May 30, 2021
HellVictorinho:


I get what you're saying.
What is your favorite sex style?
Can you do MouthAction for one hour?

I don't have favourite sex style. I'm open to learning and knowing more. I have not attempted MouthAction for an hour...... So I honestly don't know.

Don't ask me any foolish question again. The ones that I answered is because you met me well.

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Religion / Re: JUST IN: Ahmed Gulak, Jonathan’s Ex-aide, Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen In Owerri by luvmijeje(f): 6:52pm On May 30, 2021
Thank God that he is still with us on earth.
Religion / Re: Is Couple Watching Pornography Bad? by luvmijeje(f): 6:28pm On May 30, 2021
advanceDNA:


Mayb the reason why you are finding it hard to orgasm is because you have unrealistic expectation from porn...

u feel a man has to lick your pvssy before you orgasm.
a man has to do be there for 2 hours.
or a man has to slap or spank you,
or be a bit violent.... all these standard or style came from porn...orgasm isn’t that hard for both men and women... again.. don’t let porn be your standard... it’s just acting
...

The bolded is the issue. Art is an imitation of life. What arouses me to orgasm cannot be the same as yours. Your job as a man is not to feel or think for a woman the things arouses them. Your job is to listen and watch closely in order to know what arouses a woman.

It's obvious by your response that you don't listen. You have rubbish porn. You have rubbish a critical means of communication. That is how most women will die without experiencing orgasm all because of your fragile ego.

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Religion / Re: Fornicating To Flee Masturbation (hypocrisy) by luvmijeje(f): 6:18pm On May 30, 2021
Elistho:


As a mortal you're, defend yourself you've never ejaculated subconsciously, either through wet dreams or otherwise

If you can ejaculate subsciously why then are you criminalising people who are ejaculating consciously?

Why are you being an hypocrite?
Religion / Re: Fornicating To Flee Masturbation (hypocrisy) by luvmijeje(f): 4:05pm On May 30, 2021
Elistho:


Did the word subconscious ever crossed your mind while reading?? undecided undecided

This is religion section and not romance.

If ever you're in support of it, go and share your counter ideas in romance section. (Room for perverts).

In this religion section, we're here to learn undecided

I'm also here to learn. Did the Bible tell you that you ejaculate subconsciously?

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Religion / Re: Is Couple Watching Pornography Bad? by luvmijeje(f): 2:10pm On May 30, 2021
advanceDNA:



It’s just sex...it’s not that hard to orgasm..
don’t let pornographyy be ur standard
It’s just acting...from start to finish
It create unrealistic expectations...Before u know it..u’ll start seeking extreme pleasure...

For most women, orgasm is hard. It is not every man that knows how to pleasure a woman and most women won't talk because of the fragile ego of the man. And for some of us that knows how to talk, the men will still fail to listen.

If you can't talk like me, porn is a good way to communicate to a man that this what you want. If he is not ready to do it, he should get the Bleep off. The greatest injustice in life is not experience an orgasm before leaving this world.

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Religion / Re: Fornicating To Flee Masturbation (hypocrisy) by luvmijeje(f): 1:56pm On May 30, 2021
You are entitle to your opinion o. My issue is your hypocrisy. What do I mean?

since the beginning of this year, I've not deliberately and consciously indulged in any sexual act, nor view pornographic content's, but yesterday, I felt so hot that I couldn't control it,I was browsing through nairaland romance section, when I got extremely hot, I dropped my phone and almost slept when I subconsciously ejaculated, I just saw it as a normal stuff like urinating,

The purpose of sex is to relieve your body or as you said ejaculate. You ejaculated and you still have the gut to call others hypocrites for advising someone on other means to ejaculate.

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Religion / Re: If God Exists, Why Doesn’t He Throw Us, Like, A Really Sweet Party? by luvmijeje(f): 1:33pm On May 30, 2021
I’ve been struggling with some pretty big questions lately about life and the meaning of existence. And to be honest, these days I’m finding it hard to believe what I was taught as a child,

Welcome to Adulthood. This is a stage that makes you or mars you. This is stage that shows whether you are a conformist or a non-conformist. A law breaker or a law bender. Good luck in your discovery about who you are in life.

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