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Romance › Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by LZAA: 11:14pm On Dec 27, 2022
An adult has no business weighing that low unless you are anorexic
On the other part stop simping
Kitten plenty
Health › Re: Marathon Sex May Cause Penis Fracture, Impotence —urologists by LZAA: 11:11pm On Dec 27, 2022
VeryWickedUncle:
Nobody can tell me what to do with my own prick.
Goat grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Umahi Fines APC N5m For Indiscriminate Campaign Posters by LZAA: 4:05pm On Dec 26, 2022
AfonjaConehead:
Well a certain "Bulaba" once said,"God bless PDAPC",so maybe Umahi yaff forgotten that he also is in APC Baaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!! grin

Compliments jare, again,Lzaa
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Compliments bro grin
Travel › Re: Accident At Eleme Junction Portharcourt Graphic Photos by LZAA: 12:38pm On Dec 25, 2022
Okoroawusa:
Lagos is the only state in Nigeria with emergency services
huh
Travel › Re: Accident At Eleme Junction Portharcourt Graphic Photos by LZAA: 11:40am On Dec 25, 2022
Nobody had the sense to call emergency services
Smh
Crime › Re: Fake Doctor Arrested For Stitching Woman's Womb & Urinary Tract Together In Ondo by LZAA: 12:36pm On Dec 24, 2022
Dare speak out and you will see people defending nonsense
You will spot a quack if you are very observant
Smh
Politics › Re: BREAKING: This Is What Tinubu Paid Me To Write About Igbo People-Ihordspy by LZAA: 11:23am On Dec 24, 2022
Wickedfacts:
Jealousy for what?
We are not the ones crying marginalisation.
We are not the ones killing our kinsmen to prove a point to outsiders.
We are not the ones burning markets and declaring sit at home.

We don't have a problem with Igbos. You do well in Lagos but don't do well in your region. Even this December, you are afraid of going back to your region.
Our region won't be allowed to be destroyed as you have destroyed yours, so your stupidity must be constantly put in check just as you were checked when being stupid at Alaba market and Computer Village.

So, my friend, may you never stop crying.
Your region should be more than lagos(and ogun where factories are sited due to the little land mass of lagos)
There are other tribes in lagos yet everyday igbo this igbo that
Una no dey tire
I have never seen igbo people bother about you lot yet igbos occupy your minds 24/7
The day the south south start to claim lagos una go keep quiet cause is the oil money from their region that BUILT lagos
Nonsense
Politics › Re: I Have Done My Best As President — Buhari by LZAA: 8:42am On Dec 14, 2022
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower: What Happened To Exit Package? by LZAA: 8:28pm On Dec 11, 2022
Naturalgbola:
Dbanj stole the money
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Food › Re: Why Is Food So Expensive Nowadays In Nigeria ? by LZAA: 8:27pm On Dec 11, 2022
Oloki:
Human inhumanity to his fellow man. We keep shouting, it is the government, but an average Nigeria is a fraudster, ready to ripe off his fellow man
While you are right about SOME Nigerians' mindset,this government will go down as the worst in the annals of this nation
Even ibb during the SAP era which destroyed the middle class and education wasn't as bad as this
Same for abacha's bootstrap era
Add obj,gej and Yaradua as well
The economy always survived
Now....
The ECA is empty
Fuel queues have returned
Don't get me started on recession and insecurity
Look the current government is an abomination that should never be allowed to repeat itself again
Health › Re: How Jumoke Hospital Lagos ‘Mistakenly’ Employed 2 Jobless Men As Medical Doctors by LZAA: 8:21pm On Dec 11, 2022
Shey it was here i raised this issue of doctors using google search to diagnose patients one giy was blabbing c.rap
Hope y'all will learn and be vigilant
Politics › Re: LASG Calls For Review Of Power Generation, Distribution Law by LZAA: 8:39pm On Dec 10, 2022
Okealaaye:
Obasanjo killed the initiative. Tinubu was going to pioneer the effort but Obasanjo couldn't live with the idea. An opposition governor pioneering electricity generation and distribution in Nigeria? No way. That was the end of the Deal between Enron and the Lagos State government in Year 2000 or thereabouts, in case you did not believe my story. Also, it's on the internet; you may wish to check it out.
The same Enron that collapsed a year later due to massive fraud
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Politics › Re: 2023: Peter Obi And LP In Financial Misappropriation Scandal by LZAA: 11:36am On Dec 10, 2022
obuneme:
Tooor ... Amateur propaganda... Una never start. If e like let Peter Obi finish the whole labour party campaign money, we will still VOTE HIM!
I do pity them sometimes
People wey been dey plan use election cash out okwute come spoil market
Now even former activists are redundant on SM grin
this life ehn
Politics › Re: Olu Iwo And Mufuty Are About To Cause War Between Obas Religion In Yoruba Land by LZAA: 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2022
AfonjaConehead:
Mufuty is equal to Mufutau grin grin grin
Lzaa bia o grin
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Politics › Re: 2023: Why Is Buhari Not Campaigning For Tinubu The Way Obasanjo Did For Yaradua? by LZAA: 1:18pm On Dec 09, 2022
Mccullum:
It happened in different circumstances, Yar Adua only known then in the Northwestern States, not until when Obasanjo decided to use him as his successor, how many Nigerians knew Yar-Adua, Tinubu is a well-established notable politician in all states in Nigeria, he's popular figure like that of how Buhari is known in all Federating states of this country.

Hence, it's not necessary for Buhari to follow him around to the campaign rallies, Tinubu can fight the campaign battle for himself. he's capable of doing it with the strength his political network throughout the whole states in Nigeria.

He's the next president of Nigeria, only those suffering from Zombie-dients syndrome doubting his landslide victory in 2023. that's why they were known with idiotic expression,
Lol
So shehu yaradua who made atiku and was key to the six geopolitical zones younger brother was unpopular?
Wow oh wow
U guys never cease to amaze
FYI outside of the south west,kwara and kogi tinubu is NOT popular
Romance › Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by LZAA: 12:32pm On Dec 09, 2022
I avoid all these fairytales and made up stories here and even the romance section here but i have to tell you this
OP you are very stupid!!!
I said so because of the amount of people your daft post may mislead to believe this nonsense
Most great people today came from poor homes
Infact Maradona who is the greatest footballer of all time came from a wretched background
So if we follow your insane logic his dad shouldn't have had a hard o. n
Clowns everywhere
Politics › Re: 2023: Why Is Buhari Not Campaigning For Tinubu The Way Obasanjo Did For Yaradua? by LZAA: 12:12pm On Dec 09, 2022
LILTJAY:
then fight for biafla or continue wailing tongue
And you just proved my point
Politics › Re: 2023: Why Is Buhari Not Campaigning For Tinubu The Way Obasanjo Did For Yaradua? by LZAA: 8:34am On Dec 09, 2022
This one isn't the problem
The problem is the idi.ots who think this is a tribe or personal contest to show off who is better
The same i.diots who were upset that a certain region despite man made unrest was the least poor instead of looking at the alarming rise of poverty in just seven years
8 years has gone down the drain
We cannot waste another 8 to boost their demente.d egos
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique Quits As Spain Manager (photos) by LZAA: 1:38pm On Dec 08, 2022
chokekachy:
The RFEF would like to thank Luis Enrique and his entire coaching staff at the helm of the absolute national team in recent years.



https://rfef.es/es/noticias/rfef-agradece-luis-enrique-su-trabajo

Enrique intends to return to club football.
Mtchewwww
Finally
Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu Reacts To Festus Keyamo's Tweet On Peter Obi Democratic Credentials by LZAA: 6:24pm On Dec 04, 2022
AfonjaConehead:
Some of these yoruba are nothing but empty noise makers...they just know too well how to open their mouth and bla bla bla....
Now if Peter Obi's name is missing in so called list,what do they have to say about buhari,who was part and parcel of Abacha govt and other tyrannical govt,did they all not went to daura and brought him to power?! They talk and hardly ever make any sense
Lzaa can you beat this?!
We know them grin

Politics › Re: Anambra State LP Spokesman Canvases For Tinubu In Gaffe (Video) by LZAA: 3:50pm On Dec 03, 2022
Shikena:
That's why the truly intelligent ones don't focus on gaffes and errors made while speaking in public. Only those at low level who have never had to make public presentations in their life focus on that. Even the acclaimed speakers all over the world stumble on words, or lose focus with repeated errors.

What is important is the message and when you ignore gaffes, the message is always clear.
If it was just one gaffe everybody would ignore
There are too many to just be "gaffes" at this point
Politics › Re: Anambra State LP Spokesman Canvases For Tinubu In Gaffe (Video) by LZAA: 12:01pm On Dec 03, 2022
esnbrutality:
See desperation from Agbado zombies and even the Almajiri cartel is also involved in the stewpidity.

So its now OBVIOUS, Peter Obi is the main contender. Chai!!

All the useless posters above are on the same whatsapp group, of senile and desperately foolish agbado almajiri miscreants.

@seun, see what thiefnubuu and his miscreants have turned your platform to....so pathetic
It's actually the same person
It's so obvious
Let's allow him justify his 5k abeg grin
Politics › Re: “You Don’t Go Around Saying PDP Or APC Will Win"—APGA Chairman To Soludo by LZAA: 11:17pm On Dec 02, 2022
Omookunnimi:
Its you and your tribes that will miss any of your day dreaming opportunity that is not exist. We Yoruba and Hausa will not miss anything. We determine who become President of Nigeria. After all you want Biafra why are you so suddenly concerns about Nigeria issue.
I hate to burst your asinine bubble but nobody determines anything
Incase you forgot your region rejected obj in 1999 only for him to win election
Buhari and his army of votes suffered defeat after defeat until 2015
Lugard and the brits did a lot of bad things here but in the election structure i give them A+
So quit chest beating and chill grin
Politics › Re: “You Don’t Go Around Saying PDP Or APC Will Win"—APGA Chairman To Soludo by LZAA: 11:13pm On Dec 02, 2022
damola1:
So what he should go around saying ?

Do you think he is stupid to have queued up after Obiano to get in on the platform of APGA.

All politics is local. Who will die for you in your polling boot.. who will bribe for you.. who will get you results? Even obj no Dey win hin polling boot..

That’s why it’s between pdp and APC.. cos they have last man standing

Considering his strong profile…
Die?
Bribe?
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You people never learn do you grin
Igbos don't do stupid politics
It is not our source of livelihood like the afonjas
Know this and know peace
Events › Re: Happy New Month Of December, Nairalanders. by LZAA: 11:54am On Dec 01, 2022
AfonjaConehead:
Amen.
Happy December and may the blessings, beauty, protection,divine favor,mercies,glory,life in abundance...of the Lord almighty continue to be upon us all,upon lzaa,beardedmeat,apcharam, pointzerom..
Happy new month brother smiley
Politics › Re: Tinubu Campaigning In Lagos With Roads Built By Military Regime - Atiku PCC by LZAA: 12:02pm On Nov 29, 2022
Aufbauh:
'Share the loot party' PDP is shamelessly telling us about infrastructural development. Wonderment!

Lagos has being on a geometric growth since the return of democratic rule in 1999, and every growth there can be conveniently attributed to Asiwaju handiwork.

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is indeed the undisputed Architect (He conceptualized, designed and supervised) of the modern Lagos.

Politics › Re: Bayo Onanuga: We Didn't Apologise To Duke For Using His Childhood Picture by LZAA: 10:17am On Nov 29, 2022
Vipro:
Please, is business education a good course to study in Nigeria university?

Is it restricted to only teaching sector?
Weren't you asking this question in another thread recently?
Anyways depending on your choice of career progression it will either be a good or bad choice
Take your time and think it through
Most people advising you here will only give their OPINION
you must make your DECISION
Romance › Re: Newly Wedded Nigerian Army Officer In Trouble For Posting Wedding Video by LZAA: 1:44pm On Nov 27, 2022
iyatrustee:
You seem to misunderstand the whole gist sir. It is not because of their use of the social media that they are been punished. Rather, they were in their full military gear and postrating to civilians. If they wore natives, it won't be much of an issue.
The bro doesn't get the gist at all grin grin
Romance › Re: Newly Wedded Nigerian Army Officer In Trouble For Posting Wedding Video by LZAA: 11:48am On Nov 27, 2022
obedience4:
Oga, you don't know, you don't know,
Stop auguring
Military personality in the USA have social media presence, as long as they don't compromise their units and give away sensitive information..
So tell me, how dose military personal celebrating one of their own in his own marriage, pose as a risk to the military
Oga the Nigeria military should focus on it's primary duty of defending the country from external aggression and internal subversion,.. Which so far they have failedq
I'm guessing you are the type that believes everything you see on SM
US military do not joke with their social media code
Those tik tok and twitter videos you see are done by actors
You think it's just by compromising unit and giving away position grin
US is even far sef
Check Britain or Russia
The officer will be duly sanctioned
And like people said if you cannot abide by their rules don't join the military
It's not civilian life
Romance › Re: Newly Wedded Nigerian Army Officer In Trouble For Posting Wedding Video by LZAA: 11:08am On Nov 27, 2022
obedience4:
Yeye, here in the USA one of the most emotional thing you can find in the net is footage of military personals
Surprising family members in school's, parties, gym,
You mean actors wearing military gear
Oga their social media restrictions are even tougher than ours
Politics › Re: My Picture Used As Young Tinubu In Documentaries — Donald Duke Cries Out by LZAA: 10:41am On Nov 23, 2022
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Politics › Re: Peter Obi, Jesus Or Judas: What Lies Ahead For Labour Party By Abasifreke Odion by LZAA: 8:33pm On Nov 22, 2022
oakazzy:
The same garb that was worn on Buhari pre 2015 is being worn for Obi now. Majority of the promoters of Buhari are now championing Obi for president.

Isn't it obvious that they lack what it takes to know what is right and what is wrong?
Sorry to disappoint you but obi is different from buhari by miles
Obi aside from being a successful businessman turned Anambra around in 8 years
Buhari on the other hand cut diplomatic ties with Britain and drove the land into a recession before he was deposed
Let's not even bother talking about his current rule
So obi is proven,Buhari never was

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