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Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie: If 419 PDP Raises Fund It's For Looting by LZAA: 3:37pm On Aug 14, 2019
Flier:
She is just like that police spokeswoman during GEJ government
I forgot her name
This one is refusing to learn from the past
Marilyn ogar
Lol she was SSS grin
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe Others Make Sanwo-olu's Carbinet List by LZAA: 2:38pm On Aug 14, 2019
GMbuharii:
LZAA IMMHOTEP BASTARDMOD ADAIBEKU,shebi Mo so,shebi I told you guys?

I said this nomination will cause long constipation for those ewedu structures....

See this one ^^^ in sifia pains

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Jamesbally
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Education › Re: Onyiuke Akachukwu Matthew Tackles JAMB On Withheld UTME Result by LZAA: 10:16am On Aug 14, 2019
Malawian:
I swear down!! This section was what sold me on his abilities. But this didn't start today nah. When we were writing jamb, they did negative marking (i.e, if you fail more than 4 questions, they will deduct 1 mark from the ones you got right as well), so mostly, when i see a question i know the answer and it was not in the options, i simply skip it.
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Politics › Re: Lady Shares Photos Of Biafran Currencies She Found In Her Dad's Cupboard by LZAA: 8:24am On Aug 14, 2019
immhotep:
lzaa and adaibeku must hear this. grin grin grin
shocked shocked shocked shocked
No wonder he loves ruga grin
Family › Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by LZAA: 11:49pm On Aug 13, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
Aunty ke undecided

Foreign Affairs › Re: Isabel dos Santos, Africa’s Richest Woman & Wealthy UK Neighbours At Loggerheads by LZAA: 10:16pm On Aug 13, 2019
Lovemaester:
you are the one who doesn't have sense, a woman whose father looted and oppressed a nation for 38yrs while she flaunts the I'll gotten wealth in our faces. instead of you to condemn her and raise curses on her father for the millions of lives he has destroyed, you are supporting level. you are a very big FOOL
Same set of clowns were defending a clown for disobeying a direct order from metpol in london so she can BBN
Smh
Foreign Affairs › Re: Isabel dos Santos, Africa’s Richest Woman & Wealthy UK Neighbours At Loggerheads by LZAA: 10:15pm On Aug 13, 2019
Cantonese:
Wrong information. Folorunsho Alakija remains the wealthiest black woman in the world. Her oil well is estimated at over $10b.
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Forget Afonja propaganda
Both are thieves but this one tear alawateva by far
Foreign Affairs › Re: Isabel dos Santos, Africa’s Richest Woman & Wealthy UK Neighbours At Loggerheads by LZAA: 10:14pm On Aug 13, 2019
GMbuharii:
Say no to poverty mentality,thank you

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Lzaa immhotep bastardmod
Sai babarism has him in captivity grin
Education › Re: Onyiuke Akachukwu Matthew Tackles JAMB On Withheld UTME Result by LZAA: 8:46pm On Aug 13, 2019
Jibsy203:
Igbos are the most educated tribe in Nigeria..
argue with ur smelling mouth
Igbo Amaka nwanne
Afamed right now grin
Cc immhotep Afonjaconehead GMBuharii sarrki

Education › Re: Onyiuke Akachukwu Matthew Tackles JAMB On Withheld UTME Result by LZAA: 8:45pm On Aug 13, 2019
Kelvin30286063:
It is this your sharp mouth that made them hold your result. You better humble yourself. Be telling us you got AAA as if it's meaningful in Nigeria.
Boy, let me tell you, the president of this country does not have an authentic WAEC certificate. You hear!
I for help you carry placard to protest but we don't waka tire this year. Labour Union, ASUU, Shiite, Revolution Now... We are all tired already.

Seriously though, tell your parents to stop writing jamb, they don't read letters, you and your parent should go and sleep at their office until they do something. Thank God you guys are in Abuja and if nothing happens, they should send you abroad, you are too good for Nigeria anyway.
Look immhotep must hear this grin
Afamed wee know say u are ipob
Cc sarrki GMBuharii bastardmod Afonjaconehead
Education › Re: Onyiuke Akachukwu Matthew Tackles JAMB On Withheld UTME Result by LZAA: 7:37pm On Aug 13, 2019
For example, I was asked: Who propounded the Theory of Mutation? The answer is supposed to be Hugo De Vries. I was disappointed not to see this among the options. An examination body like this should not be known for these mistakes. I would like to also give credit to WAEC for taking time to ensure that these mistakes in JAMB were not repeated in their exams.”
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Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe Others Make Sanwo-olu's Carbinet List by LZAA: 7:31pm On Aug 13, 2019
GMbuharii:
Lolsssssss
I can bet you that Coneheaded structures don't really like this news!!!

I'm sure this news will give them long time constipation lolsssssss..

Whatever,Joe Igbokwe may be a persona non grata of some sort in the SE buh he remains an Igbo man.

LZAA IMMHOTEP BASTARDMOD ADAIBEKU
Afamed wee call u terrorist grin
Politics › Re: 2023: Igbo Youths Vow To Frustrate Tinubu's Presidential Ambition by LZAA: 7:22pm On Aug 13, 2019
GMbuharii:
Eeyaa......don't worry,psy baba may remember your efforts if you Ruga harder lolsssssss
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Btw,why did you delete yua post where you were begging for a phone from ngadawo?
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Lzaa immhotep bastardmod
Sai baba policies has reset his medulla grin
Crime › Re: Herdsmen Fight Over Missing Cows In Imo by LZAA: 7:21pm On Aug 13, 2019
compton11:
IMO people have been licking the ass of herdsmen since 13 BC gringrin

Crime › Re: Herdsmen Fight Over Missing Cows In Imo by LZAA: 7:20pm On Aug 13, 2019
YorubaWarrior:
sad
We know you wee not like this news grin grin
Ipob amaka jor
Cc immhotep sarrki GMBuharii GMBuharii bastardmod
Crime › Re: Lady Steals The Plasma TV Of A Hotel In Delta Where She Lodged,gets Caught(pics) by LZAA: 7:16pm On Aug 13, 2019
I heard plasma and saw one old model tv grin grin
Politics › Re: Lady Shares Photos Of Biafran Currencies She Found In Her Dad's Cupboard by LZAA: 6:36pm On Aug 13, 2019
Afamed:
Have you bought your Nnnamdi Biafra beret?
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Politics › Re: Lady Shares Photos Of Biafran Currencies She Found In Her Dad's Cupboard by LZAA: 6:10pm On Aug 13, 2019
immhotep:
afamed will not like your post.


cc lzaa adaibeku anonimi yarimo rekhina
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Fashion › Re: Nigerian Lover Of Apple Products Gets An Ihead In Ogun by LZAA: 6:05pm On Aug 13, 2019
GMbuharii:
Of course,they love and will celebrate anything head......like play like play now they will just mine one codedly

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Lzaa immhotep
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Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Laments... by LZAA: 5:29pm On Aug 13, 2019
immhotep:
Afamed will soon claim that Momodu has been influenced by IPOB.

cc sarrki gaskiyamagana yarimo deomelo olawalesmarter0 juliusmalema madridguy gandollar lzaa amatarasha nkemchukwudi ngeneukweunu adaibeku

Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe: Anyone who tells you Buhari is not doing well is a liar from hell by LZAA: 10:40am On Aug 13, 2019
immhotep:
Emir of gwarotango will blame lesbians and homosexuals grin
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Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe: Anyone who tells you Buhari is not doing well is a liar from hell by LZAA: 10:23am On Aug 13, 2019
immhotep:
One dollar will soon be equal to one naira
Gwarotango wee say kanu twisted that statement
Smh
Politics › Re: Senators, Reps Buy Suvs, Property At Ridiculous Give-away Prices by LZAA: 10:22am On Aug 13, 2019
GMbuharii:
So you can wail like this!!!!!

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Buh.....buh....buh your APC Nass are doing a good job nah
Lols

Lzaa immhotep bastardmod
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He's trying to appear neutral but he has been exposed on other threads for being a sai baba fanatic grin
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe: Anyone who tells you Buhari is not doing well is a liar from hell by LZAA: 8:50am On Aug 13, 2019
Cc immhotep sarrki gwarotango GMBuharii

TV/Movies › Re: Nigerians React As Khafi Faces Sack As UK Policewoman For Having Sex On BBNAIJA by LZAA: 4:23am On Aug 13, 2019
This is what happens when you try ur uncivilized ways in a civilised society
Laws are followed to the letter in civilised societies esp britain wjere monarchy still has a huge say in everyday rulings
As far as her police career is concerned,it's finished
Meanwhile hope all those ppl that used to cause traffic jam are seeing this
Uk based police officer grin
Pls dont block traffic in name of auditions again
These ppl are already selected
Crime › Re: Precious Chineme Nwoko Drug Dealer Put 2 Australian Women In Jail by LZAA: 7:31pm On Aug 12, 2019
gwarotango:
I know Imhotep and LZAA wee not like this

Shege flateenoo
Sai ruga grin

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