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Politics › Re: Buhari Just Lost The 2019 Election by LZAA: 12:40pm On Apr 19, 2018
immhotep:
cc lzaa onyeoga
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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: "Senator Ovie Omo-Agege Now Behaving Like An Agege Tout" by LZAA: 10:23am On Apr 19, 2018
immhotep:
APC mumuism at its best cheesy cheesy
cc lzaa onyeoga
zombieism defies logic grin

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: "Senator Ovie Omo-Agege Now Behaving Like An Agege Tout" by LZAA: 10:23am On Apr 19, 2018
immhotep:
APC mumuism at its best cheesy cheesy
cc lzaa onyeoga
zombieism defies logic grin
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Rudeboy Drinking Garri (Photo) by LZAA: 9:09am On Apr 19, 2018
ClintonEmex:
We don't drink garri out of poverty, we do it because we like it. Garri is like cornflakes to some people, it's appetizing and good in calming the body during hot weather.
barman give this bros a crate of orijin
Politics › Re: Omo-Agege's Thug Who Snatched The Senate's Mace In Action (Photos) by LZAA: 8:12am On Apr 19, 2018
immhotep:
Nigger area democrazy
Cc lzaa onyeoga
one NiggerArea please grin
Politics › Re: Western Nigeria Governors To Bid For Murtala Muhammed Airport Concession by LZAA: 8:11am On Apr 19, 2018
immhotep:
But you will now go home and start plotting suffersticated tribalistic schemes LMAO.
Resist tribalism, it is bad for your health.

cc lzaa onyeoga

Igbo amaka

Politics › Re: Western Nigeria Governors To Bid For Murtala Muhammed Airport Concession by LZAA: 8:09am On Apr 19, 2018
immhotep:
The whole world know that Igbo amaka, and that herdsmen are murdering people by the bushel.
And people like Truthcat are busy supporting herdsmen in the name of sufferstication.

cc lzaa onyeoga
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Romance › Re: 'My Future Husband Must Bath In The River For 3 Days'; Nigerian Lady Says.Photos by LZAA: 11:47pm On Apr 18, 2018
dainformant:
A Nigerian lady has revealed what her future partner has to do before being allowed to marry her. According to Angela Nwosu, a sex therapist who claims to be Anaedo priestess, her husband will need to bathe in a river for three days for spiritual fortification and also to prevent cheating of any kind due to bond involved and also the repercussion.

Below is what she shared online.

My future husband must bathe in the river for three days, for spiritual purification, before he will be qualified and allowed to marry me. There are still other rituals that will be performed but the river is the first port of call... agreeing to do this, means denouncing a whole lot of things.

You will be forever bound to me on a deeper level, you will never cheat, if you cheat on me, even by mistake, you will die. You will never get so angry to the extent of laying your hands on me, if you touch me violently, the gods will take drastic action on you, and no matter how much I love you and forgive you, the gods will surely give you equal pains... go and ask the random guys that did as little as slapping me in the past, they will gist you.

I know you will definitely see this as a joke, as usual, but my duty is to spread it and pass the message across, so you know what's up, don't say I didn't warn you. That aside, I won't begin to mention the immeasurable blessings and favour that awaits you, after you marry an Anaedo priestess and the voice of Amadioha. You don't know what you don't know, until you know, ighotago?

Until then, remain strong, I love you already sef Udo!

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/my-future-husband-must-bath-in-the-river-for-3-days-nigerian-lady-photos.html
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Christianity Etc › Re: Primate E.O Akeju's 32 Prophesies On Atiku, Buhari, Tinubu, Obasanjo, Funke by LZAA: 10:37pm On Apr 18, 2018
Mrakeli:
Primate E. O. Akeju of New Holy Messiah Church in Ilasamaja, Lagos state on Wednesday announced a set of 32 prophecies wherein he stated that God revealed to him that former Vice President, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, will emerge as Nigeria’s next president.

He also called on APC National Leader, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu to be wary of supporting the re-election bid of President Muhammadu Buhari if the former Lagos governor does not want an end of his political career. The prophet maintained that Buhari will be disgraced like former president Goodluck Jonathan if he goes ahead to contest the 2019 elections.


Not yet done with Tinubu, the cleric called on him to be mindful of his health and be more prayerful for his children so as to avert “another tragic occurrence on any of them”.

The prophecies also affected former presidents, Olusegun Obasanjo and Ibrahim Babangida, both of whom Akeju called enemies of this country, insisting that nobody should take them seriously. He went on to state that the days of both leaders are numbered.

These were made known in a statement sent by Primate Akeju to DAILY POST on Thursday which reads in full…

1. God revealed to me that SEN. AHMED TINUBU should be more careful and prayerful with his health, Also any attempt to support President Mohammed Buhari, for second term will mar his political career.


2. TINUBU should be more prayerful on all his children, in order not to witness another tragic occurrence on any of them.

3. GOV. AMBODE will retain the Lagos Gubernatorial seat without any opposition.

4. God reveal to me GOV. AMBODE should be more careful with his policies and take steps in reshuffling his cabinet because of some traitors.

5. God said PRE. BUHARI will be disgrace just like his predecessor if he re-contest.


6. God revealed to me that all theatre art practitioners should pray against untimely death that might ravage in the industry before the end of this

year.

7. PST. T.B JOSHUA should not relocate out of the country because Nigeria is his land of milk & honey

8. ARE. GANI ADAMS; should not be involved in partisan politics so that he will not be disgraced. He should be more closer to God this time around.

9. KWANKWANSO; should be more careful about close political associates and colleagues for there are betrayer among them.

10. SENATOR MUSILIU OBANIKORO; should be watchful and careful against evil plan to assassinate him, it he can pray he will still be a force in Lagos politics.

11. I foresee ATIKU ABUBAKAR becoming next president of his country but there are strong forces behind his plan.

12. God revealed to me ATIKU regime will bring peace and harmony to the nation unlike what we are presently experiencing.

13. INEC should be careful in 2019 election in order not to be used by powerful forces.

14. BIAFRA; God said the unity of the country is paramount, so there is no way for Biafra agitation.

15. All forces behind Biafra will be disgraced if they refused to hearken to the voice of the Lord.

16. God reveal ONI OF IFE will reign beyond the days of his predecessors and will be bless with a son very soon because for his kindness to humanity.

17. OBASANJO AND BABAGIDA; God said they are enemies of this country

and nobody should take them serious.

18. CHIEF OLUSEGUN OBASANJO; Days on earth are numbered so he should start rounding up.

19. God revealed BABAGIDA should be prayerful about his health, I see a sudden death.

20. FAYOSE with his PDP will retain EKITI STATE.

21. OYO STATE; if care is not taking by the APC there will be a liberal force in the next election.

22. SENATOR YAYI; God revealed he will leave the Federal Capital Abuja to assume the state governor office in 2019 gubernatorial election. He should also be prayerful for his dream to come true.

23. OTUNBA SUBOMI; He should pray fervently about his health, not to lead to sudden death.

24. BURUJI KASHAMU; God revealed he will retain his seat as Senator in 2019.

25. FUNKE AKINDELE; She should be more prayerful for a generational problem that is beyond her control but the Lord said she will celebrate new baby very soon.

26. National Assembly should pray fervently for death occurrence of some prominent members through accident.

27. The oil sector under the administration of President Mohammed Buhari will suffer collapse next year.

28. President ZUMA will likely end in prison and this will lead to his death

29. SENATOR REMI TINUBU should be prayerful, I see a sudden sickness.

30. PASTOR ADEBOYE; God revealed to me he should prepare his ways because he will soon be call above.

31. Sudden exposure of prominent preachers in the country who had soiled their hand except the repent.

32. There will be catastrophical rain throughout the nation except will pray fervently.

http://www.akelicious.net/2018/04/2019-new-32-prophesies-emerge-on-atiku.html
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Christianity Etc › Re: Primate E.O Akeju's 32 Prophesies On Atiku, Buhari, Tinubu, Obasanjo, Funke by LZAA: 10:35pm On Apr 18, 2018
Mrakeli:
Primate E. O. Akeju of New Holy Messiah Church in Ilasamaja, Lagos state on Wednesday announced a set of 32 prophecies wherein he stated that God revealed to him that former Vice President, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, will emerge as Nigeria’s next president.

He also called on APC National Leader, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu to be wary of supporting the re-election bid of President Muhammadu Buhari if the former Lagos governor does not want an end of his political career. The prophet maintained that Buhari will be disgraced like former president Goodluck Jonathan if he goes ahead to contest the 2019 elections.


Not yet done with Tinubu, the cleric called on him to be mindful of his health and be more prayerful for his children so as to avert “another tragic occurrence on any of them”.

The prophecies also affected former presidents, Olusegun Obasanjo and Ibrahim Babangida, both of whom Akeju called enemies of this country, insisting that nobody should take them seriously. He went on to state that the days of both leaders are numbered.

These were made known in a statement sent by Primate Akeju to DAILY POST on Thursday which reads in full…

1. God revealed to me that SEN. AHMED TINUBU should be more careful and prayerful with his health, Also any attempt to support President Mohammed Buhari, for second term will mar his political career.


2. TINUBU should be more prayerful on all his children, in order not to witness another tragic occurrence on any of them.

3. GOV. AMBODE will retain the Lagos Gubernatorial seat without any opposition.

4. God reveal to me GOV. AMBODE should be more careful with his policies and take steps in reshuffling his cabinet because of some traitors.

5. God said PRE. BUHARI will be disgrace just like his predecessor if he re-contest.


6. God revealed to me that all theatre art practitioners should pray against untimely death that might ravage in the industry before the end of this

year.

7. PST. T.B JOSHUA should not relocate out of the country because Nigeria is his land of milk & honey

8. ARE. GANI ADAMS; should not be involved in partisan politics so that he will not be disgraced. He should be more closer to God this time around.

9. KWANKWANSO; should be more careful about close political associates and colleagues for there are betrayer among them.

10. SENATOR MUSILIU OBANIKORO; should be watchful and careful against evil plan to assassinate him, it he can pray he will still be a force in Lagos politics.

11. I foresee ATIKU ABUBAKAR becoming next president of his country but there are strong forces behind his plan.

12. God revealed to me ATIKU regime will bring peace and harmony to the nation unlike what we are presently experiencing.

13. INEC should be careful in 2019 election in order not to be used by powerful forces.

14. BIAFRA; God said the unity of the country is paramount, so there is no way for Biafra agitation.

15. All forces behind Biafra will be disgraced if they refused to hearken to the voice of the Lord.

16. God reveal ONI OF IFE will reign beyond the days of his predecessors and will be bless with a son very soon because for his kindness to humanity.

17. OBASANJO AND BABAGIDA; God said they are enemies of this country

and nobody should take them serious.

18. CHIEF OLUSEGUN OBASANJO; Days on earth are numbered so he should start rounding up.

19. God revealed BABAGIDA should be prayerful about his health, I see a sudden death.

20. FAYOSE with his PDP will retain EKITI STATE.

21. OYO STATE; if care is not taking by the APC there will be a liberal force in the next election.

22. SENATOR YAYI; God revealed he will leave the Federal Capital Abuja to assume the state governor office in 2019 gubernatorial election. He should also be prayerful for his dream to come true.

23. OTUNBA SUBOMI; He should pray fervently about his health, not to lead to sudden death.

24. BURUJI KASHAMU; God revealed he will retain his seat as Senator in 2019.

25. FUNKE AKINDELE; She should be more prayerful for a generational problem that is beyond her control but the Lord said she will celebrate new baby very soon.

26. National Assembly should pray fervently for death occurrence of some prominent members through accident.

27. The oil sector under the administration of President Mohammed Buhari will suffer collapse next year.

28. President ZUMA will likely end in prison and this will lead to his death

29. SENATOR REMI TINUBU should be prayerful, I see a sudden sickness.

30. PASTOR ADEBOYE; God revealed to me he should prepare his ways because he will soon be call above.

31. Sudden exposure of prominent preachers in the country who had soiled their hand except the repent.

32. There will be catastrophical rain throughout the nation except will pray fervently.

http://www.akelicious.net/2018/04/2019-new-32-prophesies-emerge-on-atiku.html
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immhotep coman see ur uncle o grin
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Crisis: Nwodo Sacked, Replaced With Ozobu by LZAA: 10:08pm On Apr 18, 2018
nnamdijonathan:
Which history do u have? Ur ancestor fell from the sky, is that not what ur stupid history says
cc immhotep,Alariiwo
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Crisis: Nwodo Sacked, Replaced With Ozobu by LZAA: 10:07pm On Apr 18, 2018
midolian:
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There will always be confusion in the camp of the enemies of this country..

An average Ndigbo man or woman will complain over anything, everything...In fact, give them Biafra, they will tell you its not enough...Until an Igbo man becomes God so he can make tithes compulsory even in shrines
why dis tin dy pain u na grin grin
do u expect ndigbo to do a saraduna or jagaban type thing grin
Politics › Re: Senator Omo-Agege Reacts To Snatching Mace Of National Assembly by LZAA: 9:34pm On Apr 18, 2018
White007:
grin cheesy
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Politics › Re: Faces Of The Senate's Mace Thieves On The Run (Photo) by LZAA: 8:03pm On Apr 18, 2018
metroblogger:
Face of Thugs who snatched the MACE of the Nigerian Senate on Wednesday morning

http://www.metronaija.ng/photo-face-of-mace-thieves/

Politics › Re: Igbos Are As Disunited As Nigerian Youths - Tony Momoh by LZAA: 6:59pm On Apr 18, 2018
nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos

Prince Tony Momoh, a former Minister of information and a national leader of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) has given reasons why it will be difficult for Igbos to attain the presidency in Nigeria, citing disunity and their preference for supporting the candidates with huge financial chests during election.
Speaking in an exclusive interview with DAILY INDEPENDENT on why it has been difficult for the Igbos to produce a president since 1999, Momoh said one of the problems facing the Igbo is their inability to be united and queue behind one single candidate for presidential election.
He gave an instance of what happened in 2003 when the late Chuba Okadigbo, who was President Muhammadu Buhari’s running mate in the 2003 presidential election, visited Igbo leaders in Lagos and solicited their support. According to him, the Igbo leaders who had earlier collected N6m from the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) asked them to bring N6m before they can give their support to Okadigbo, who is one of them.

“The fact is the Igbos have been in a difficult place since the civil war. They started from scratch after the civil war and they had to reestablish themselves in the Nigerian polity and they had to start moving up slowly in the institution. Many of them their senior people in the Army were no longer there but they have moved in the Army to the highest level, even to the level of Chief of Army Staff” .
“The Igbos are a wonderful people. For instance, at the end of the war, inspite of what you’ve had, they gave you 20 pounds. Every other thing collapsed. Then the Igbos came back to Nigeria and Nigerians celebrated with them and forgot that there was any war . Where they have property, apart from Port Harcourt, people were collecting the rents for them and gave it back to them. But the fact is climbing the social, political and economic ladder takes time” .

“But because of commercial activities, they dominated the economic terrain in Nigeria, the Igbos are the main group of any city in Nigeria. Even in Lagos today, they have Igbos in the House of Representatives” .
“But the Igbos are as disunited as the youths of Nigeria who wants to be president. We were in ANPP. We went to Lagos with the late Chuba Okadigbo who was Buhari’s running mate in the 2003 presidential elections. We met the Igbo chiefs in Lagos and asked for Igbo votes. The chief said we should come back the next day. We came back the following day and he said ‘look at that corner, that is N6m that PDP gave us. Bring us N6m and we will vote for you. I will return the N6m given to us by PDP to them” .

“That is trading and I am not surprised because they are businessmen and they talk business. For you to be talking business, the highest bidder is the person you will befriend. Nigeria will always try to divide the Igbos through financial compromises” .
“ I speak truth to power, issues and institutions. If for instance, you have an Igbo aspiring to be president, you may have about 20 people from the same South-East wanting to be president. The issue is, how can they sit down and say we decide that we want a particular person as our candidate? Nigeria knowing that weakness will cause trouble so that they cannot be united. That is the problem” he said.


Read more https://independent.ng/igbos-are-as-disunited-as-nigerian-youths-on-issue-of-presidency-tony-momoh/
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Politics › Re: Don't Buy Petrol Above Approved Pump Price Of N145 Per Litre– NNPC GMD by LZAA: 6:01pm On Apr 13, 2018
Sagamaje:
Tell Buhari the old fool to return the price of PMS back to its abi initio price I.e 87. Anyone that supports Foolhari needs brain surgery. May Amadioha strike all his Media Cows
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Politics › Re: Keke Napep Ambulances Launched In Ebonyi State As Nigerians React. Photos by LZAA: 5:56pm On Apr 13, 2018
shegzy08:
Developers..Na person headache dem go dey drink panadol for ...Na afonja matter Dem go they masturbate untop..we get emergency helicopter ambulance for lagos while dem get keke
Afonjas and igbo matter sha o

Politics › Re: Police Disperse Shiite Protesters, Arrest Activist by LZAA: 5:53pm On Apr 13, 2018
Ebullience:
Operatives of the Federal Capital Territory Police Command, on Friday, dispersed members of the Islamic Movement in Nigeria protesting the continued detention of their leader, Ibrahim El-Zakyzaky.

The policemen also arrested an activist, and Convener of a civil society group, Concerned Nigerians, Deji Adeyanju, who has been championing the daily rallies by the Shiite group for the release of their leader by the Federal Government.

Adeyanju was arrested at the Unity Fountain, Maitama, during a sit-out which was disrupted by the police officers who fired tear gas at the participants.

The activist’s arrest is coming a few days after the Buhari Media Support Group called for his detention over comments made by him on Channels Tv breakfast programme, Sunrise Daily against President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday.

The group, in a statement by its chairman and secretary, Austin Braimoh and Cassidy Madueke respectively, noted that during the programme, the activist claimed that President Buhari upon landing in the United Kingdom, was immediately whisked to a hospital.

BMSG noted that the statement was capable of inciting unrest and instability in the country.

“Deji Adeyanju is notorious for his mischief and falsehood. He does this deliberately to incite the public. He is also known for his media consultancy with the Islam Movement of Nigeria on whose platform he has called for civil unrest across the country against the government.

“He has also taken to the social media several times to make completely false statements against the government, most times implicitly calling for anarchy,” the statement said.

Adeyanju had in his reaction to the statement said, ”If they don’t arrest me, then they are lily-livered.”

The FCT police spokesman, Anjuguri Manzah, has yet to respond to calls and SMS inquiring about Adeyanju’s arrest.

Details later…

http://punchng.com/police-disperse-shiite-protesters-arrest-activist/
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Politics › Re: Ike Ekweremadu Meets Chile Eboe-Osuji, President Of International Criminal Court by LZAA: 9:48am On Apr 13, 2018
zoba88:
DSP Ike Ekweremadu held a meeting with the new President of International Criminal Court, ICC, The Hague, Judge Chile Eboe-Osuji yestrday.Disclosing the news,he said...

'I had the honour of receiving the President of the International Criminal Court, ICC, The Hague, Judge Chile Eboe-Osuji, who paid me a visit today.

We shared perspectives on global issues, especially as it concerns the mandate of the ICC.

I conveyed to him the goodwill of the National Assembly of Nigeria and assured him of our support to the ICC's efforts to check crimes against humanity and ensure justice for the victims.

As a Nigerian and African I am proud of the jurist. I believe his emergence is a collective honour for Africa.

Importantly, as somebody coming from Africa, I believe that he is in a better position to understand the issues around the mandate of the ICC because a lot of these atrocities have been recorded in Africa.

For us as a civilised people, we believe that human life is very precious. That is why the right to life is the first right in the 1999 Constitution of Nigeria and I think that is the same with modern constitutions the world over. Genocides, war crimes, crimes against humanity, and aggression should have no place in civilised world.

On his part, Judge Eboe-Osuji said the purpose of his visit was to express his gratitude to Nigeria for supporting the ICC and its mandate.

He also said that the idea of the rule of law must continue; that there must be accountability for violations of international criminal laws. And I totally agree with him'.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/04/ike-ekweremadu-meets-with-president-of.html?m=1
laudate,YorubaAssasin,Adebowale89 and ewedu goblins wee not like this grin
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Politics › Re: Day Of Tributes For Colonel Joseph Achuzia Begins In Asaba (Photos) by LZAA: 1:41am On Apr 13, 2018
NdiaraIGBO:
Yinmu big time.

Politics › Re: Day Of Tributes For Colonel Joseph Achuzia Begins In Asaba (Photos) by LZAA: 1:37am On Apr 13, 2018
laudate:
Must you lie to get your points across? huh
grin grin so u love biafra
Politics › Re: Oil Producing Status Of Anambra, Kogi States: Senators Trade Words by LZAA: 9:28pm On Apr 12, 2018
unohbethel:
and also sai barber...for me i like buhari therefore he is my sai terrorist..hehe
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Politics › Re: Oil Producing Status Of Anambra, Kogi States: Senators Trade Words by LZAA: 8:09pm On Apr 12, 2018
unohbethel:
the last i checked this thread is about oil in only 2 igbo states...but ur afonjaic or almajiric brain wont allow u to see where kogi was mentioned..truly upon all the envy u peopl has against ndi igbo they keep succeeding. IGBO AMAKA
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fanyogo1 right now grin

Politics › Re: Oil Producing Status Of Anambra, Kogi States: Senators Trade Words by LZAA: 8:07pm On Apr 12, 2018
FanYogo1:
Mynd44 won't see this one o.
sai baba!!!
Politics › Re: Oil Producing Status Of Anambra, Kogi States: Senators Trade Words by LZAA: 8:06pm On Apr 12, 2018
unohbethel:
another iidiot on the loose...igbos keep giving this one sleepless nights.. cc lzaa inhotep come n see a pained igbo hater o on the loose
truly anoda ewedu headslamming goblin on the loose grin grin
their zombie programming no pass sai baba and sai caliphate grin
Politics › Re: Day Of Tributes For Colonel Joseph Achuzia Begins In Asaba (Photos) by LZAA: 7:08pm On Apr 12, 2018
Dpharisee:
Abdulkareem, a Yoruba Muslim subservient to his Fulani masters, na una way cheesy
I only wish they would allow you to sight the Moon for once in your miserable life grin grin

Politics › Re: Day Of Tributes For Colonel Joseph Achuzia Begins In Asaba (Photos) by LZAA: 6:46pm On Apr 12, 2018
Mztarstrechy:
Day of Tributes for for late famous Biafran warlord, Colonel Joseph Achuzia,has started at Grand Hotel, Asaba.

See photos from the ongoing event below



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/04/day-of-tributes-for-late-biafran.html?m=1
but but laudate said SS hate biafragrin
Adebowale89 and YorubaAssasin wee definitely hate this grin
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Politics › Re: President’s Declaration, Hope For Igbo Presidency 2023 – Uche Nwosu by LZAA: 3:11pm On Apr 12, 2018
BankeSmalls:
He is talking about the Republic of Brown Roofs grin
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Politics › Re: President’s Declaration, Hope For Igbo Presidency 2023 – Uche Nwosu by LZAA: 2:59pm On Apr 12, 2018
Euouae:
None of the whole Eastern states can still stand at par with that same Ibadan. Its a city you know, and there is no city is in whole EAST
onitsha
owerri
two cities that bury heebadan with ease grin
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