Nairaland30:
I farted before a professor on stage during my project defense.

Lol, village people

Oga I am a married woman and I use mycoten once in a while not because I cheat on my husband or that I don't keep my toilet clean but because I go out, I use other people's toilet. And all these while I've been using it, I never told my husband about it. Take a chill pill, you might just be over working yourself for nothing.

Osagyefo98:
That's good of you leah shearibu.

Congratulations on your new born baby.

Seems you really enjoying there.

Whatever pain this innocent girl and other kidnapped girls are going through, you shall experience a thousand fold; directly or indirectly.

Scum

Najyin:
It's a shame the posters above didn't comment.

My advice is that if the admission process is still on, she can still be given admission. But if it is over, there is nothing anyone can do. Rules shouldn't be bent for individuals.

True

Just2endowed2:
portal was closed na...she fail to present subject maths on time. so no one to be blame.

Thank you very much dear... I wonder why almost everyone is blaming the school.

GOFRONT:
Things have really gone abnormal in my country.......How can someone score 300 and she is denied admission into the university??

Well...In my country

* The higher you score, The higher your chances of denial...
* Snakes can now swallow N35million conveniently

Did you read till the end

I am looking for a teaching job o, in case you start recruiting �Location: Sangotedo Lagos State

kingjoe:
please madam,with your wealth of experience,what holds marrige

Understanding and tolerance... at some point, you'll feel stretched beyond limit. At some point, you wont feel that love anymore, you'll feel you made the wrong decision, or rather your suppose spouse changed. But you know what keeps you going? Understanding and tolerance. With these virtues, you can live with anybody no matter how difficult he/she is

goldenpenny2:


abeg na wetin dey hold marriage? please explain

Understanding and tolerance... at some point, you'll feel stretched beyond limit. At some point, you wont feel that love anymore, you'll feel you made the wrong decision, or rather your suppose spouse changed. But you know what keeps you going? Understanding and tolerance. With these virtues, you can live with anybody no matter how difficult he or she is.

Las Las, you go see say no be love dey hold marriage...

I'm talking from experience

Just pray that this innocent child is not SS. If not, you'll live to regret your stupid action.

bjt:
"Avengers" in Thanos voice

Assemble

Dande55:

You are right.
I'd rather abort that child than raise him/her alone after the rejection and humiliation from the man's part.
God forbid. Some women never learn.
Men always know that those children will still come back to them hence, they misbehave hoping to welcome back the fruits they never watered and it has never failed.
Women wake up!! Don't train your child alone unless you are a widow.

So you'll rather kill an innocent child because of your stupid mistake?

Neyoohpompy:
You already working with the Nigerian Army now

That's not me o. Ah shuuuu

Nairalanders o please I'm in dire need of a teaching job. I have a son and I stay around Sangotedo Lagos State.

Insult me o no problem ��� but if you have an idea on any job opening, please notify a sister on 07087917713

I have 3years experience in teaching (2yrs as a class teacher and a year as a subject teacher; basic science). I am HND holder.

I really need this teaching job so I can have time for my family

[quote author=FrLukas post=84596744]

Why would anyone want to insult you though?

Out the subjects you can teach so that those in that area can look out for you.

All the best. I hope you find work soon.[/qute]

Thanks dear

Nairalanders o please I'm in dire need of a teaching job. I have a son and I stay around Sangotedo Lagos State.

Insult me o no problem ��� but if you have an idea on any job opening, please notify a sister on 07087917713

There's every possibility that child is yours reason been that, pregnancy date is calculated from the first day of her last menstruation and not actually the day you had sex with her.

I will use myself as an example. When it was obvious I was 2weeks pregnant because of the day I had sex, scan was showing 4weeks and few days gone.

My only confusion is that, the first doctor said she was already pregnant before she took the drug. She won't even test positive few days after sex. Pregnancy doesn't start the day that partners have sex — it can take up to six days after intercourse for the sperm and egg to join and form a fertilized egg. Then, it can take six to 10 days for the fertilized egg to completelyimplant itself in the lining of the uterus.

DNA test is the only way to be sure.

valarmorghulis:
Them b 2,later become 3,one go solo d other 2 follow....
I really pity Black face, the guy is full of talent but he wasn't lucky

True, I pray luck shines on him someday

KingSatan:


You are not ashamed to share your stupidity to the world.

What the hell happened to Growing up Mr?

She called and you gave her 2k to buy foodstuffs. BROTHER YOU ARE MAD! AND I CURSE YOU

A "Nigerian" Woman treated you like used rags because she didn't see the big picture, now that you are made she is crying and you are asking us what to do in such situation?

If you don't open that your smelly mouth and tell her to G-E-T T-H-E F-U-C-K O-U-T, then i will terminate your manhood.

Hungry leeches looking for free meal tickets.

Bros you no get joy o, lol

MrBrownJay1:
these must be her favorite shoes, i guess...

Lol, I swear down.

DonFreshmoney:
They should sue the school for defamation of character

Defamation of character in what sense?

Sis, you want my sincere advice? Tell your fiance the truth. You are scared of losing him right? Well you will still lose him because the truth can not be hidden forever. If he's Yours, he'll get mad, scream, might even leave you but he will surely come back. Start your marriage with a clear conscience.

Quit communicating with your ex! As simple as ABC
Or go back to your ex and accept his flaws of continuous public embarrassment

She has lost interest in you even you lost yours...

Liftkid:
Mercy talks too much. Tacha has gotten more than that but kept mum. jaruma alone gave her 50M without making fuss about that, even Peter okoye Too

Good morning ooo

beeijeoma:


I don't think anything is wrong and you cant really call a baby under 1 year fat . My first kid was big and everywhere I took him then his 2nd name was orobo, but as he grew older his weight adjusted . He is 10 now and at a normal weight. As babies become more active they tend to loose weight or rather their height catches up with their weight. Just continue to feed your baby like you have been doing and then reevaluate after the baby starts walking or after his first birthday. If you think he is still overweight by then you can now start looking for ways to bring his weight down

Thank you very much sis for this. I really do appreciate

FloraEC:

What was his birth weight?
Is chubby or fat in your/betahalf gene?

3.5kg at birth...
Not at all but I'd they are very tall

beeijeoma:
Today I will look at lochia, episiotomy and episiotomy care

Lochia is simply after birth discharge that is experienced by women after giving birth. It is made up of blood and mucus and tissue . The discharge can last for up to 6 weeks and usually starts out as very deep red and lightens in color as the days go by. It is important for a new mom to take things easy after delivery as too much stress can increase the quantity of lochia experienced.
As a ftm the things you need to deal with this discharge are
1.Disposable pad eg Lady Sept and always . Lady sept is just like thick cotton wool with a net holding it together . It has no wings like always so there is a tendency for underwear to get stained so its advisable to buy always too.What I did was layer my undies first with always before I now put Lady Sept . It saved me the stress of washing stained undies
2. Disposable underwear (optional)
3. Undies that have a good or tight grip to be able to hold the pad in place
It is advisable to wash yourself with water every time you change your pad and the pad should be changed as often as possible to avoid bad smells and infection.

Episiotomy
If a woman has never had a baby the birth canal is usually very tight and sometimes when delivering a baby for the first time the canal may be so tight that it does not allow the baby come out easily. If the baby is left to force his or her way out it could result in terrible tears that may not be easy to repair and could also cause excessive bleeding . What medical personnel do is give you an episiotomy which is basically a cut and this cut is done at the peak of a contraction . My first child had a very big head and I was given a double episiotomy that is cut in 2 places. I didn't feel the first one but I felt the second cut and it was really painful. Once the episiotomy is given the baby slides easily out of the birth canal. Once the baby and placenta have been delivered the next step is to stitch the episiotomy. I was given anesthesia before my stitch was done and I feel every mom should ask for it. I cant imagine being stitched without them numbing the place first.
For episiotomy care you need
Sitz bowl or a big bowl you can sit in comfortably
Salt
Disinfectant ie Dettol
You fill your sitz bowl or regular bowl with warm not HOT water , put in the salt and Dettol and sit in the water for about 10 mins . It is good to do it twice a day both morning and evening. I did this for about a month when I had my first and would do it after I had my morning and evening bath
The episiotomy site gets a bit swollen and can be quite painful . I used to seat on a hard surface stool and it helped the swelling go down a bit, but the pain was a bit much and I was walking funny for about a week after having my son

Plaese do not use hot water for sitz bath it can damage your stitches and you may have to go back for re stitching. It is also advisable to have someone check your stitches before you are discharged from the hospital . My double episiotomy was not properly stitched and i almost cried anytime i looked at my vjay are in the mirror it was a mess and intercourse with my hubby was slightly painful. It improved but i knew something wasn't right, It was when i had a tear with my 2nd baby that they were able to stitch me properly and put everything right again and i was back to normal

Thank you very much ma for this write up. I really did enjoy it.
I have a 4months old Baby, still on exclusive breastfeeding. He weighs 10kg, I am really getting worried. I don't eat junks over eat. Is there something wrong or something that can be done to help shed this fat

Good day friends... please I'm helping my brother search for job. We stay in Lagos, Ajah to be precise. He has applied online using different job sites, submitted cvs, yet nothing is forthcoming. He is getting frustrated by the day. Please anyone with something positive can contact me. He studied economics with 2.1. I'd be very glad to hear from you. Thanks

JubrinElSudan:
Children's party wey Adult many pass the Children, is that one for Children again?

Hahahahhahahhahahhahaha

Offpoint1:
Lol, from all I'm seeing in those pictures... no one on that stage was there because he or she gives a fûck about Ned or Regina... they'll all there for the money.


Dude should spend his money wisely, cuz money gots wings. I don't want a situation whereby in 10 years time the general public will be begged to contribute for anyone sickness or whatsoever.

The guy's surrounded with so many greedy people.

On point