Lilbest3:
your husband is the greatest man in the world currently.

Lol.
Why's That?

tohyorsih2:


I'm a big fan of a private and simple wedding. I can't stand the stress and noises of an elaborate wedding. I'll fall sick if i try it

Hahahhahhahahahahhahaha she said she'll fall sick

tohyorsih2:



My kind of wedding

Serious
Funny enough, that was how I and my sisters did our trad though I'm the last

For me, private would do.

But my hubby no propose o, lol. He just use him hand fix date; two weeks notice. I called dad to reason with him but he said there was nothing to prepare for since he would settle everything with money. Na so I go sew clothe sharp sharp. Two weeks came, bros settled kinsmen with money. Naso I take do my trad o. Lol
No ashoebi, no decoration, no MC, no crowd. Just food for family, few friends not more than 40 and then in-laws.

WorWorBoy:
Lol. Good morning to you.

Good morning to you too dear

WorWorBoy:
Where is your picture?

E dey my phone. Lol but I sha worwor

Though I am married, yes I would turn him down till he himself go reach down. I can never forget my experience with my ex. That guy ate more than he could chew. I even chop slap join, chai

She fine o

That's what friends do.
One love

Dr7Manhattan:


Someday long ooo

Lol, I swear

Nawa o, I know say I no fine but if this the most beautiful girl in Bayelsa, then something must be wrong

Alphaman007:
750k � and i dey collect 40k see gap. Inside life

Abeg give me your own nah

It's obvious you pay him all the attention, you are the one going after him while he goes after other ladies.
Know your worth babe

Wives leave your husband and his side chic alone

SHE IS VERY STUPID

Solomon8144:
Hahahahaha

Never been this happy all my life

I'm giving 5k to the first 5 people to drop their bank details immediately the final whistle is blown , if Liverpool lose today

Me I go drop o... wetin concern me. 3100071598 firstbank Ojukwu Eucharia. Babe broke o lol

A word for you


YOU ARE VERY STUPID!

Sorry bro.
I had a suitor; the only son, I did not even think it twice. I told him NO. His mum was already pressuring him to bring a wife home and I was not ready for these womb watchers. Na so I cut out

themonk:

Don't even feel bad, it's quite the way some girls feel. Some of them think I tare drugs while some like it, I guess it's about finding someone who is like you.

How long do you enjoy sex before it becomes annoying?

I allow you enjoy yourself and have fun but as soon as i make myself cum, I start feeling irritated.
I'd say 10-20mins depending on my mood.
You'll have to get someone that matches you

themonk:

I average 45 mins to one hour, sometimes it becomes a problem for some women, they'd be like they are tired others like it.

I guess I have the extreme opposite of premature ejaculation, sometimes if my partner is tired she would have to do a hand job to make me cum. It's been this way since I started having sex. I don't know if it's a good or bad thing.

Someone like me will push you off me o, lol

themonk:
People take sex enhancement drugs this frequent?

I last very long naturally in bed that sometimes the show goes on for hours, infact sometimes I would just want to cum and rest.

Each man and his own problems I guess.

Did you say hours For a single round
Bros wetin you dey do on top woman for that long?

Finally... mtcheew

Naija4love:
use your brain it 1000 game not goals today is Sunday go church and pray for brain

GOALS in 853 games NOT GAME.
Let's say it's his 1000th game, he capped it with 4goals

Draw close to God, then get a good marriage counsellor

joey150:


To overcome any addiction, your will to resist going back to it must be stronger than your will to give in to it.

I recommend first replacing it with green tea as it's a healthy variant of tea and completely desist from buying Lipton.

Rather, take green tea when you feel the urge to take Lipton. Green teas are usually much healthier especially when you take them plain.

Thank you very much bro, will definitely give it a try

joey150:


I don't know if there are any significant side-effects, but it does sound like you're over indulging in it.

Try to wean yourself off it slowly. Drink more water so you always feel full and hence can't drink as much.

I've tried all methods but I see myself running back to it

prekumohtim:



Wow this is really funny. A whole 130 Odds wasted just like that!! But If such dream comes again I guess you will play it . Anyway, someone said to me, that it was a divine help. I needed money badly when I had that dream. I could have played it and still forget about gambling. Just like knowing when to come in and exit.

I died a thousand times when the match ended @ 4-0.
I still once in a while bet one or two games, for fun though; it takes a whole lot to overcome the addiction of betting

joey150:


You must be adding plenty sugar and milk to it.

But this is about OP. This your addiction is more of "longthroat"

I take it raw, no sweetener at all.
I hide to take it when I was pregnant and even when nursing. A pack doesn't last 4days; it's that bad

prekumohtim:


Whenever I hear that someone is addicted to gambling that they can't get out of it, I just laugh. The statement is true and at the same time false. Years ago I was a chronic gambler and a man of the altar . I could use 10k/day for bet9ja , I use to win many tickets at a time till the 5 major EPL managers were changed. I couldn't predict good games anymore, it was really tough. Previously, I could have about 4 slips in my hand and all will scale through. The reason I got involved with gambling was due to lack of job. I did all I could to stop but I must surely go back...almost like a spirit. Funny enough, online betting doesn't help you to stop because you can always playing it in your closet without anyone knowing. As time goes on, I got more responsibility in church but was still playing it, it was really shameful to the extent I could check my slips in church while service was going on. Sometimes I end up feeling so bad at the end of service because of my cut slips. I really wanted to stop but no other source of income at hand. About two years ago, I virtue into forex where I could use even 20k to invest. Many forex companies came in with different offers . Though most of those forex firms are no more because EFCC mistook them for ponzi schemes. Yeah, I lost money because of EFCC but I gather much more. Few weeks ago, I had a dream and I saw Real Madrid beat Athletical Madrid by one goal to nil. It was so real and my dream normally come to pass. Funny enough I didn't even know there was a match. I just woke up and analyse the dream , check on games , amazingly I found that the dual really have march that day. That was correct score for me. I went straight to bet9ja and it was 6 Odds . I just laughed and said, No matter what I will never go back to gambling. Guess what? That match really ended up in 1-0 in favour of Real Madrid. Dear gamblers, what you need is a a reliable source of income and the will to say no to gambling. I do consider gambling as old fashion. There are many opportunities available that you can take advantage of. Sorry for the long write up and the errors

Lol.
Talking about dreams coming to pass, same happened to me. It's no joke, nor lies.
A day to champions league semi-finals between Liverpool vs Barcelona, I had a dream that Liverpool won 4-0. I actually checked the odd; 130, I laughed out so loud and said it was impossible. We all know the result; wasted odd

My addiction

I consume lipton like water.

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Lmao, I don laugh sotey I begin cry. My husband think say craze don start