₦airaland Forum

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Wetin come happen? Get money and apply for another paper we all refer to as certificate. Your real cert is ur brain thats why when u die your cert becomes useless.

I was privileged to see the process of making my postgrad cert from start to finish. Vex catch me...for my mind I was like "na this thing I paid so much money and used years to dey await (with lots of wahala)."

Blank color paper (You can call it specially made) + Secretary's typing in Calligraphy + some people's signatures + school's official seal = CERTIFICATE.

She should contest for Nigerian President. God help her.

Sharon6:
He may spend up to 10 years in Jail cos of punuani he can get as low as #200. The guy is a big fool!




GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS, CHECK MY SIGNATURE.

why the slam on your gender. Sex is not about just entering any kitten but the specific one you desire.

Meanwhile, that dude get brain touch...must he have everything he desires?

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temitopepeter:
is that the only what you can say

Am sorry Sir.

WHAT A USELESS COUNTRY!

Like they forgot that Laplace became a Professor at 20


Buhari should wade into this issue.

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Lautechgossip:
Nigerian singer, Oritsefemi, took to Twitter today to shake a big table most people in Nigeria are sitting on comfortably, and it is will surely lead to more controversies in the already controversial industry.

Oritsefemi who claimed that many people are waiting for him to buy them cars before they play his song, went on to declare himself the best artist Nigeria has produced.

His tweet reads;





http://kikiotolu.com/oritse-femi-declares-himself-the-biggest-artist-nigeria-has-ever-produced/

"...since he was 7 years old til date. He still "hitting" musically."

The only issue is that I didnt know him those period.

He was so clear on it and He is 100% on point



He is 100% right

uniqUN:
lwkmd!! Wallai all engineering students na craze people we be. Home and abroad. I know say no be ordinary centre of gravity take find place enter dis picture from your analysis. Wehdon sir ooo

Lol. In short..I'm presently trying to have a grasp of my office assignment on CoG and series of loads (Actions; as per Eurocode)

uniqUN:
lol... Bros you for just stop for the first full stop. All this physics of bum bum and load too carry weight na.

Dont mind me, a Structural engr, I am just putting profession into practice digressing-ly. Lol

Edited Nonsense. She sit and cross legs and the guy two legs are still on the same level ("hind' leg carrying weights of bum which is the main load and the front legs carrying just laps (less weight)).

Even Hulk Hogan No Fit!!!


Picture Not real!!!

Which one is Federal Poly Ibadan?

iyke926:
Will be beating

I was quick on that too. Imagine! An undergraduate.. Only God know what level he
/she is or most probably he wrote that in panic

sirzent:
FCT oya credit my account now with immediate effect.






OK SIR, GOODBUY.

Does Nairaland actually pay for FTC?

The narrator tho.

Flimsy aside "obstruction of sight distance" mentioned which I doubt sef

What about Pokémon Go... Too short lived

The level of sodomy in SA always reminds me of the biblical Sodom and Gomorrah! The latter might even be more innocent

nanizle:
It may be a red-black striped snake.

Bothrophthalmus lineatus

Na lie. Check up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ribbon_snake

Ribbon Snake (Thamnophis sp.)

Asides building position being dangerous to human safety as in the terms of traffic obstruction, road expansion which would be for the betterment of the general populace any other reason for demolition of this structure is foolish and sending pain down the spine of already wreaked economy of Oyo state, a state already struggling economically in that without allocation salary can't be paid. Entrepreneurs are still not encouraged.

Three weeks to an exam period, my dearest varsity friend would disappear into the "wilderness of reading". URP studio after ajose hall to go reading without coming back to hostel.
I think we were bred with tough skin. It has both demerits and merit. May God restore that babe ijn. Amen.

How much is it?

edoman2016:
He doesn't tell me directly that he wants to have sex with his female friend in my apartment. He will just tell me they want to cuddle only. What he does is that he will flush the used condoms in the toilet and keep the condom pack into his pocket when leaving so that I won't notice.

Yesterday, he flush the used condoms after he was done with the girl but forgot to keep the condom pack hidden under my sofa. When I was mopping this morning, I saw it and opened it. I saw two condoms used up but remaining one n the condom pack. When I called him this morning about the condom pack, he denied it. But I know it's from him because he tool it from my bedroom. And it's the only condom remaining in my bedroom.

From your statement, it seems you too is engaged in akpako bizness for that room (my initial guess) so why discourage ur friend. Abeg leave the guy make im enjoy or you stop ur ways and this will stop him

Dino must have one of these at least!

EweduAfonja:
If they expose them selves to disease like HIV, they will take PREP with in 24-48 hours of the exposure... And they won't get the virus...


The drug is giving mainly to rape patients and medical practitioners that mistakenly exposed them self in the line of Duty..

So there's such drug? I never knew. Very educative

People still go this length "csw way" for fun? With diseases everywhere! Dem get mind... Wish them good luck... Am outta here!

gare:
YOU DONT SMOKE AND DRINK, BUT ARE THE MRS FREE ? MARRIED WOMEN SPECIALIST

How did you know?

While some social media acronyms already have general acceptability, most are just the formulations of their originators. Nothing special!

What about NOKIA?