₦airaland Forum

nanauju:
Pls don't press your phone in a public transport

Hehehehe . So where should we press our phones.
The way people demonise Lagos ehn!
Lol

amprat:
He should plan to marry quickly
you mean he can't take care of himself so he needs an housemaid disguised as wife
what a wonderful reason to get married.

Is/was your mother a housemaid for taking care of your dad?

Baawaa:
What does this looter have to say,that he will sell 90% of NNPC MBA!

Selling NNPC is a very brilliant idea bro. Check with ARAMCO and PETROBRAS

Nightie Graduation Gown...heheheheehe

Coffee and Gala(or Bread) in the money is okay. Thats 250 Naira

Then maybe Swallow in the Afternoon. That shdnt reasonably exceed 500 Naira


Total of N750 shd be okay for a single day.

And plan to marry quickly so you can stop eating junks!!!

SIRTee15:
Every kid male or female stop sleeping on their parents bed at certain age....
Parents stop bathing their kids male or female when they are of a certain age....
Parental role involves u cleaning your kids....
I'll rather a father clean up his daughter than a nanny or female relative....
Abuse is more likely from an outsider....
Nobody can love your daughter more than yourself....
And if u love her, u won't abuse her....

100%

Thieves everywhere..they are buying out our dear Nollywood acts

Rubbiish:
u don't know what u are saying?
Are u saying a father can't bath his daughter because d wife is around? Haven't u seen a girl child raised by a single dad?

Raising a kid alone by a dad is a pre-conditioned condition in which choices are limited. Why not? You can bath your daughter even if your wife is around..it is also conditioned based cos naturally mummy bathes the kids.

for kids; condition include;

just to make them happy

just to reduce the work load of your dear wife

or just to go out your normal routine.

But as yoruba will say "Ibi ta ban pe ni ori, a kii fi ibe te'le"

If it is not wrong to bath your daughter of any age (without any forcing condition that wants it to be so) why daughter stops sleeping on their father's bed at a certain age?

Rubbiish:
u don't know what u are saying?
Are u saying a father can't bath his daughter because d wife is around? Haven't u seen a girl child raised by a single dad?

Raising a kid alone by a dad is a pre-conditioned condition in which choices are limited. Why not? You can bath your daughter even if your wife is around..it is also conditioned based cos naturally mummy bathes the kids.

for kids; condition include;

just to make them happy

just to reduce the work load of your dear wife

or just to go out your normal routine.

But as yoruba will say "Ibi ta ban pe ni ori, a kii fi ibe te'le"

If it is not wrong to bath your daughter of any age (without any forcing condition that wants it to be so) why daughter stops sleeping on their father's bed at a certain age?

Yuletide25:
Amen

How can you falsely accused him of being a pedophile, just because of the foolish comments his wife made on television which she had already apologized

I even doubt if the woman made a wrong comment. Most Nigerians at large are just foolish. They have nothing to do with their time. Would you as a father be bathing your daughters, grown or little, especially when their mum is around?

We all know baby girls are so fond of their dads. Most times, my daughters would wanna show me "where is paining them" in some "soft" places I quickly direct them to their mum even against their wishes.

Is this act paedophilic on my behalf?

Or it is just simply sending conscious statement to the babies that their some items a man is not licensed to access unduly on their bodies.

Piggy bank savings look so dumb. Why not discipline yourself and do Ajor for a whole year or you transfer to the bank as savings.

Can your piggy bank accommodate 10 million Naira in a year?

You also risk losing the whole money in event of burglary

Immature guy....

She dey APP not APC...he had better kept quiet and watch her lose. Her loss is natural!

See some foolish comments.

The Holy Scripture is complete. Folly is the things of the spirit to the carnal minded... Pls someone help me quote the bible verse here.

So when has versatility gets defined with the number of items u can use to score goals
Messi better pass both Maradona and Pele. Have seen many of their documentaries unless they were improperly documented.

FOOLS EVERYWHERE..WHAT IF MARRIED..SHE WILL DIVORCE?

The way this people manage media on BH is shocking. Thank God for social media and some obstinate bloggers. We for think BH attacks are over!

LuciferElohim:
So because of ordinary turkey they want to resign?
Ordinary turkey!
Not even shawarma or nkwobi. Turkey!

Poverty in the US is just too much.

Make dem come Naija come see as small small boys dey chop turkey anyhow with cold stout.

*spits

Bro, it's either you're being hilarious or have missed the point. I doubt if they are threatening to resign cos of the turkey � but cos of the management not keeping to its promise

COPIED:

I met him two evenings ago.

Shaven head gleaming the moonlight that seeped through the leaves of the tree beneath which we sat.

In a roasted fish, goat, cow ribs and sweet potatoes joint in Lekki.

He was potbellied yet he was unrepentant as he wolfed down the food with a ponderous smile on his cherubic face.

A Kenyan.

But residing in Nigeria since 2012.

The CEO of a large multinational company.

An expatriate.

He took a break from masticating the huge chunk of goat meat he had put in his mouth and finished the beer in his cup in a continuous flow.

Then he tapped his distended stomach and went.

"Aaah."

His mouth was empty.

While swallowing the beer, he obviously had swallowed the meat.

His smile stopped for an instant.

He pounded his chest to dislodge the meat as it made its way down to his whiskey barrel of a stomach.

Then he smiled broadly and spoke.

His contribution to an ongoing discussion about the socio-economic and political in the country that was ensuing with the other three men, all Nigerians, who sat around the table we were.

"You see the problem with Nigeria is not just the corruption but the thinking. I am sorry to say, the average Nigerian does not think. They have all the degrees in the world, hold fancy positions, but they do not think."

He went quiet as though expecting a backlash and when none came, he continued.

"In other countries there is corruption, but the people think, so they know how their corrupt actions affect others and the country, in Nigeria, there is no thinking. Corruption is a fundamental human right here. It is the way of life. You people do not even bother to know how it has put you in the situation you are all complaining about, you don't know how it affects you, all you do as though it is second nature is corrupt yourself and others, while ignoring and denigrating anything that was put in place to make your country function."

He leaned forward.

The table pressed into his stomach.

And whispered.

"Just Ghana there thinks. See their country. See your country. Let me tell you a story. I went to Ghana without a yellow card, the immigration people or is it their health officers at the airport asked for it. I told him I had none. He said I cannot enter the country without one. I begged him o. He said I should find him something, I found him something."

Laughter.

He continued.

"Don't laugh na, I told you that Nigerians corrupt themselves and corrupt others. I have been corrupted. I will not lie, but listen to my story."

The laughter died down.

"So, the man went and brought the yellow card, told me to pay the official fee, filled all the relevant documents and then gave me the vaccinations, handed me the yellow card and let me go.

But in Nigeria when I came here without yellow card. Your people at the airport told me to find them something. I found them something. They gave me the yellow card and told me to go on my way. I asked them, won't you give me vaccination? They said there is no need. I told them but it is to protect me, to protect you, and protect others in the country. They laughed and said... "Don't worry, God will not allow any bad thing happen."

There was no laughter.

He continued.

"You see, they are corrupt and not thinking, they can't relate things or connect dots. They will stay there and complain about everything. Even the thing they are causing themselves, they will complain about it as though it is someone else that caused it."

He stopped, took a cube of meat, tossed it in his mouth and chewed.

We silently watched him.

He swallowed and continued.

"You people are saying things are hard in this country. I sit laughing at you. How many expatriates in your country have you seen complaining? I mean people doing legitimate business. They adapt, change strategy, do their work quietly, earn their money and leave. But you people who are used to free easy money will complain when the situation changes and for you to survive, you need to think. It is the thinking that worries you. That is why your president said you are lazy. You are mentally lazy. Even patience is too much of a demand for you. All you want to do is steal government money or profit from someone who has stolen it."

He did the piece of meat routine and chewed quietly as though gathering his thoughts, while we watched quietly.

Then he continued.

"You are all like a pickpocket at a bus-stop who has been stealing wallets for years and when people start keeping away their wallets and protecting their pockets, he starts complaining - This country is too hard. What is wrong with people? Why would they prevent me from picking their pockets? This is the worst time ever, we should remove the person that told them to protect their pockets - You see the pick pocket feels so entitled to what belongs to others, he does not even accept that what he is doing is wrong and cannot even think deep enough to change his location or even get a job. It is thinking that is your problem. Once you start thinking in this country, you will be great, but until then, it is people like me that will come here and profit from you, while you sit there complaining."

Just then his phone started ringing.

He picked it up.

"Hello. Ahhh good evening, your Excellency."

He stood up and waddled away in search of privacy.

One of the men at the table gave him the evil eye.

Then he said.

"It is high time we summon the liver and deport all these Africans in this country like we did the Ghanaians in the 80s."

The other man said to him.

"But you are working for a South African, if they deport him, what will happen to you?"

The first man sighed.

"Don't mind me jor, I was not thinking."

Lagos.

Jude Idada
November 22, 2018

deomelo:
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^^^^^^^^ Official APC Next level logo.

If this is not the usual and typical ipob fake news rubbish, they are suing the wrong people so their threat is dead on arrival.



Nice try sha..


#SAINEXTLEVEL

#SAIPMB2019

I don't know why... Whenever I see Buhari and Aisha, I always see an unhappy couple

I bet this fool hasn't read this book yet

Tribal bigots everywhere... Am yoruba... If they like make the whole cabinet be yoruba if there's no quality performance and delivery to Nigerians generally. The cabinet shd be deleted ASAP

Am still wondering what achievement this man in aso rock has achieved since 2015 despite all his promises...

Light would be good they promised... Is it in your area?

Has BH been defeated?

Has Naira become a dollar?

We need leaders that can be held by their words Nothing less

ojimbo:
up to one year I spoke with my girlfriend last. I love her so much but the frustration abroad doesn't give me the courage to speak to her. Life is not as easy as you think abroad especially when you do not have papers to stay there

Hehehehe. Bros, why did you run comot?
Just few, very few, things can make me go abroad (not talking about relocation here o)

She's looking fairer

I GLADLY HOPE TO SEE ATIKU IN OFFICE COME 2019

Lankybaby:
but weed is good for the body

I will be glad to do business with you..Catfish level not weed o.

I pm-ed you already..kindly respond!

Foolish continent with its foolish people...

One Africa Music Fest holding in Dubai

BBNaija holds in South Africa and yet they will give reasons


soon swearing-in for African presidents might be held off the coast of Africa....

Tamarapetty:
Bodycount 19times

19 is a very moderate body count for ladies of nowadays

I've always thought that I am a bad movie fan...but luckily, I have watched about 80% of all films listed here.

OLD AND FAKE NEWS! IT SEEMS TO BE MORE OF WRONG CAPTION/TOPIC HEADING

lexy2014:
"His 60-year-old’s son, Aiyawatt and wife Aimon also believed to be in the city ahead of the funeral, also in attendant was Employees of King Power."

Vichai was 60years old. How come his son Aiyawatt is also 60years old?

The only thing wrong can be corrected by substituting of the “His" with "The"...the apostrophe at the end of the old (old's) is a great clue