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Is it the Naija in us or are people so dense that they can't see that Linda's comment was made tongue in cheek?

When it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it usually is a duck. Perhaps, the Poster should have wondered why GEJ does not treat Nigerians with the respect they deserve. Afterall, he is in office to "serve" them. How did 9ice put it again; Respect is reciprocal.

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@FXKING2012, the tenacity with which you have responded to all who opposed your post is matched only by the absolute ludicrousness (is that even a word?) of your arguments.

In the end, when the day of proverbial atonement comes; i have a feeling that God will be more cross with those who swallowed hook line and sinker that which they were told by those who manipulate others for their selfish ends than those who made use of the brain he gave them to ask questions not to challenge or discredit his existence but to understand the purpose of man and life.

@Doctokwus,are you sure it was true blood you saw? That series is the best on vampires bar none. Engaging storylines,intersting plot twists, great acting, memorable characters and lines, blood and gore and the right amount of sex. What more could you ask for?

True blood without question!

Kim Kardashian's faux-marriage lasted longer!

I have read with a mixture of shock, disbelief and pity some of the comments made since the video was posted online. Some comments have captured my thoughts on this issue. However, being unable to summon the presence of mind to post my comment the way it really is in my mind, i have decided to put it down as a poem. Enjoy.

ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR

Turn not the other cheek
For the infidel that smites you
By fire by blood
He shall die
The weapons of this warfare
Are not carnal
But mighty in pulling down
Strong holds

Give not unto Caesar
What is Caesar’s
The Lord of Host
Has decreed it
Summon Brutus to the synagogue
And anoint him
The next prefect of Rome
Even though his dagger
Drips still with the blood of Caesar

Give not a tenth measure
Of your harvest
To the house of Levites
The Lord of Host
Is no tiller of the earth
Sow a seed with the red beast
From the house of Ferrari
And see your fortune
Multiply before the next moon

Suffer not the children
To come to the
House of the Lord
If an infant cries
In the dead of the night
Be fooled not
It is but a witch
Smite it with your rod
And sting its cheek
With your palm
Then shall it know
To whom it speaks blasphemy



Thou shall have
No other God
Except the man of God
And his spouse
And their spawn
Judge him not
That you may not be judged
Touch him not
And do him no harm
But I bid you
Smite the heathens
Who dare question his flaws

Were he to be alive today
The wood mender Nazarene
Would be the unbeliever
In a faith he authored.

(Inspired by the song “Antichrist Superstar” by Marilyn Manson)

I believe the Harry Potter movies put together have grossed more than $7.42 billion. Wouldn't that make Daniel Radcliffe the highest grossing actor of all time?

Lord of the rings without question. Greatest movie ever made!

For those who obviously didn't get it the first time around, read Ogugua's initial reply again and understand the point being made.

Vote for the most amplified, straight-shooting,tough-ta​lking,tell-it-like-is,take​-no-prisoner,BBA-dominatin​g Naija 'gangsteress' ever!

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@wesly 80, well said. @Fork addict, it is either you don't watch the show or when you do, you've got you head so far up Vimbai's skinny ass that you see only what you want to see about Karen.Karen may not be or speak as posh as your Vimbai, but she is a much better person than Vimbai. Hell, She's a much better human being than most people in the world. Not very many people can tell others to their face some uncomfortable truth about themselves the way she does and even fewer people can not hold grudges against others the way she does. At the end of the day, beauty fades away and what really counts is character and Karen's got loads of it. Notice how Karen told Danny about the other housemates' complaints regarding his eating their food without asking first? None of them was bold enough to tell him even though it bothered them. Only Karen did. And what did he do in response? he goes over to luclay to tell him about the conversation with Karen and in the process confirmed Karen's observation that he was Luclay's lapdog. Here was a 34 year old man being advised by a 28 year old to be himself and nobody's lapdog and what does he do?, He rushes over to his 27 year old master for succour!

Try and watch the housemates' characters as they relate with each other and not judge them by their looks. Vimbai claims to be a christian and yet, she tells Karen not to speak to her as she is not her friend. Even though she is the one who hurt karen, Karen still went out of her way to patch things up with her and each time Vimbai spurned her. And when she finally agrees to squash their beef (of course at Karen's instance), the next minute she goes over to her lap dog wendall to misrepresent how it went down with Karen. Very "christianly" of her! And in her worst display of self-delusion yet, she tells wendall that Karen went all soft when she found out that there would be nomi nations this week. Karen sacrificed herself just last week and this week, she goes all soft because of nominations? Really!

Notice how vimbai considers herself way above the league of the other housemates except perhaps for wendall. I suspect if that gal was white, she'd be a racist! I'm guessing she only fawns over wendall because he's white. I mean, the guy is as boring and unintelligent looking as they come! By the way, just as Milicent observed last night, if she's as intelligent as she carries on, how come she's in the house gunning for the 200k prize money with the "unintelligent" folks? Face it, Vimbai is a mean, vindictive and hypocritical bigot with self-esteem issues and she'll never be in the league of Karen both in the BBA show and in terms of character. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it!

You've spent 5 years in the U.S, who gives a flying Rat's ass about that? if you had it going great there for you, why did you come back? You've on tons of dates; you wish you lame ass wannabe! You'd be lucky if a stinking roadkill would want to pucker up to you! I beg go hug transformer! Sick and tired idiots trying to put Naija down just because they think stepping outside the shores makes them all that.

How did this stupid post and even more stupid poster get on Nairaland?

Seriously people, I hope we'll get this much zeal and passion from Nairalanders and other Nigerians when registration of voters commences for next year's elections!

Somehow, I kinda doubt it. SMH.

@ Tatiana009, You are spot on regarding my post.

It was not so much an objective analysis as it was my very subjective take on the housemates, heavily influenced of course, by my personal preferences. I was not really trying to convince anyone to accept my perception of the housemates.

Unlike some of you guys, I am unable to view the show from a nationalistic or patriotic perspective. I see it only as a form of entertainment. My patriotic cravings (if you can call it that) have been satisfied by the fact that in the house and indeed the rest of Africa where the show is beamed to, Naija music, the things Nollywood churns out as movies, and Naija celebrities are constantly given props to by all irrespective of their country of origin.

If you think Munya insulted Africa by his comments, feel free to vote him out. That's your prerogative. But don't expect me to not like him. That's my prerogative.  

Personally, I think Uti's  behaviour in the house is childish and reinforces(albeit wrongly) the notion other Africans  have of Naija,  but i  recognise that some viewers find him entertaining and while I cannot understand that, I cannot begrudge them of their choice.

We all have our different preferences and prejudices in how we view and relate to the housemates. Let's just recognise and respect these preferences and prejudices and enjoy the show for what it really is; just an entertainment show.

At the end of the day, may the best housemate win.

@Rheinmetal, I know i'm behind enemy lines  

I know everyone is too busy voting right now to rip my post apart. But I wish they would all  just take a chill pill and not work themselves into a frenzy over nothing.

In the end, it is only just a game. So, why not just enjoy it rather than burst your veins?

By the way dude, I love your postings, always looking out for them. Kudos.

Reason I like Munya, I find him entertaining and I kinda always root for the guy everybody seems to hate!

@ v24m, all that time you spent responding to my post would have been better spent voting Munya out! Now go ahead and vote! vote! vote!

My take on the housemates following Rheinmetal's lead:


Code:
Not in this game to win it. That’s for sure. Under the radar most of the time. There are days, I swear, I never saw him at all! He’s like Sammie but not with all the quirky things people hate about Sammie. He’s got a good radio voice though.

Hannington:
No one was more glad he left the house than homeboy Uti, cos dude was already making moves on Uti’s boyfriend, Sheila. I like how he’s settled into his own in the barn. Dude calls it as he sees it and that’s another thing you have to like about him. He’s got swag but he’s not an ass about it. Contrast that with Uti, who does not have it and acts like he’s all that. Hanny is my choice among the guys to win the money.

Jennifer:
Perhaps the youngest housemate, she, arguably, is also the most matured of the lot. Her looks might pass her off as mere eye candy, but these past 5 weeks, she's shown that she's more than just a pretty face. She may not be all over the place, but when she comes on camera, she is a delight to watch. She called out Sheila and her boyfriend, Uti last week when during a fight she rightly observed, you guys want to win an argument all the time; you make it impossible for others to make their points. Girl is always clean, can cook and doesn’t gossip. She displayed class when she politely turned down Jacob’s declaration of love and got his back when Uti and Co tried to mock him over it. She’s also one tough cookie. Notice how tenaciously she fought the day the other housemates tried to throw her into the Jacuzzi? Jen is my wild card choice among the females to win this show. The girl is the complete package whether haters admit it or not

Kaone:
Everyone’s favorite bushman! When he dons his bushman bikini, you can’t help but wonder if he was in the Gods must be crazy! He has stood up to Uti every time he tried to call him out. But he’s not playing this game like he wants to win the prize money. You wonder what exactly is the deal with constantly nominating Meryl. He says he doesn’t want her to have a big brother baby in the house. But guy, what’s your business with that? Your mind should be focused on the money.

Lerato:
Good voice, good accent and that’s where it ends. Physically, she looks like a keg of blubbering fat balanced on toothpicks. Made so much noise about how it’s on when Tatiana kicked her to the barn. But come D-day, home girl chickens out. If you are not going to follow through on a threat, then don’t make it in the first place.

Meryl:
The resident sex kitten. Love her or hate her, she’s confident in her own skin. The weakest link in the MNC. She’s however, the least disgusting of the females in that crew (i.e. Sheila, Uti and Lerato). Not even on the radar to win the prize money, but her one achievement is having snagged her own prize (Mwisho) already.


Munya:
The one everybody loves to hate. But you can’t deny it. Home boy’s got it going on! He’s smart, eloquent, funny, engaging and has swagger. Every thing Uti and his groupies wish he has. Naija may not want to admit it but Uti is not in his league. He came on to homeboy over the weekend to psyche him and boy did he run circles around dumb-ass Uti! I give him props for telling BB to eat a dick. I have always wanted to tell BB that!
You have to give him props on how he relates with other housemates even when it’s become pretty obvious that they see him as moving target. Sure he dropped the ball with his tiff with Jen, but hey, it can’t rain all the time! He completely owned the BB All star Radio task with his Honourable Minister and Dr. Love performances. You know Uti’s hateometer was shooting off the roof for this!

Mwisho:
One-time sure fire contender. First 2 weeks, this guy was the guy to beat. He had this whole mysterious guy thing going on! Then Meryl and booze happened. Ever since, he has become a slurring wannabe. He’s been sucked into the MNC vortex of gossip and paranoia. Loved his classic line “I am an engineer. I don’t burn bridges, I build them!” or something like that.

Paloma:
Self-proclaimed Mama Africa. I swear her trunk’s got a life of its own! Listen Paloma; if you sign up to do a BB show, you lose the right to claim any moral high ground. Notice the look on her face the day the strippers showed up at the party. Typical African hypocrisy. Few seconds after, home girl and her booty are on the dance floor digging it out, aggressive power style!

Sammie:
I liked this guy even when everybody thought he was boring. Then he got all touchy feely with the females in the barn and even I felt this was a little too much!

Sheila:
The brain box of the MNC. That crew wouldn’t exist without her. She does all the thinking and strategizing for them. She can talk the hind legs off a donkey! Don’t you ever shut up? Girl’s dirty and unkempt. No prizes on figuring that one out. All of Africa is in accord on that. She’s lazy and a gossip. Uti’s Naija groupies have somehow managed to imagine a romance brewing between her and homeboy. How wrong they are on that. This chick doesn’t have the slightest romantic inclination towards our boy. Fact is, Uti needs her more than she does him. She’s not the kind of friend you want watching your back. Notice how she egged on the blow out between Meryl and Yacob and how she abandoned homeboy to his grief the day he got the sad news from home?



Tatiana:
The femme fatale. She’s a natural-born flirt. People say it’s all an act to help her win. I’m convinced she’s like that in real life. She plays the game like she’s in it to win. Seems to need male company but she can just as well do without it if it really comes down to it. If she’d been left in the house, she is the person most likely to have split the MNC as she apparently is the only one amongst the others who knows exactly how to nominate to win

Uti:
The most over rated housemate and the most dependent. Can’t find his way without Sheila. He’s so stuck on her; you’d think he was an appendage on her skanky anatomy!
Does not appear very bright even though he says he graduated top of his class. Dude is 28 but talks and acts like a 5 year old dropped on his head! I will show you I am from the Delta. Really dude, do you think you are in a primary school fight here? And what do you know about the Niger Delta? You are technically, not even from there! I bet you have not even witnessed a militants shoot out! Dude is scared shitless of Munya whether we admit it or not. We all know guys like Uti. Quite popular with the girls but the last person the girls will put out for! Dude believes his own hype. No woman has ever left me and not regretted it. Seriously dude, how many women have you dated? It says a lot about you when on the strap people refer to you a Sheila’s bitch. Sister Uti and her boyfriend Sheila We all know who’s wearing the trousers in that relationship!

Yacob
This guy is a total wimp. How do you go from the guy who took Uti on for calling you an Arab reject to a total wuss all in a matter of weeks? Grow some balls bitch!

@Tatiana009, pray tell, what exactly is it about Uti that Uti groupies like?

1. History, technology, these are not concepts. they are paperweights i keep in my den as trophies! if Da Vinci were alive today, he'd be sitting naked with me in the back of a limo eating sushi! - Hudson Hawk

2. I will torture everyone in your family starting with the bitch you took to the prom! I will torture you so bad, you will think it's a career! - Hudson Hawk

3. I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum!- They live.

4. I ain't bleeped no one over who didn't have it coming to them- Scarface.

5. who's upset? I'm not upset! you come into my house and tell me you've been stealing my money and sleeping with my daughter.you guys see anything to be upset about? you are lucky you didn't upset me yesterday like you didn't upset me today or you'd be wearing a cement kimono by tomorrow!-Oscar

1. History, technology, these are not concepts. they are paperweights i keep in my den as trophies! if Da Vinci were alive today, he'd be sitting naked with me in the back of a limo eating sushi! - Hudson Hawk

2. I will torture everyone in your family starting with the bitch you took to the prom! I will torture you so bad, you will think it's a career! - Hudson Hawk

3. I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum!- They live.

4. I ain't bleeped no one over who didn't have it coming to them- Scarface.

5. who's upset? I'm not upset! you come into my house and tell me you've been stealing my money and sleeping with my daughter.you guys see anything to be upset about? you are lucky you didn't upset me yesterday like you didn't upset me today or you'd be wearing a cement kimono by tomorrow!-Oscar

"Big man mess dey smell"

"Stubborn Grasshopper"

I kid you not. These are actual Nollywood movie(read home video) titles!

Without a doubt, Nkiru Anumudu.

Creed just blows my mind!

I've got tons of dvds waiting for me to watch. currently, i'm watching Dynasty season 2 on dvd and i'm filled with nostalgia!

you take it all by cher

X-men