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Vivalavida99:
Confusion Everywhere You Go! ~ Don't Joke With Nigerians :-)

On Budget:

Budget missing
No, Budget replaced
Budget padded
Budget scattered.

On Boko Haram:
Boko Haram flee
Boko Haram begs for amnesty
Boko Haram defeated
Boko Haram "technically" defeated

On N5000 stipend:
It is for unemployed youths
No it is for poor/indigent Nigerians
No it is too expensive
Who said we promised 5k?

On free meal for pupils:
It is only for primary schools
No it is for very poor primary school
No, it's biscuits not meal
Each state will decide if they can afford it.

On Chinese Loan:
We received a loan
No it is a swap
No there was no swap
It is an infrastructural contract.

On Lagos-Calabar railway:
There was budget for Lagos - Calabar rail.
No, there was no budget for Lagos-Calabar rail.
There was a budget but was added during committee meeting.

If this is not a government of confusion, what name can we call it?

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