₦airaland Forum

Ayomideen:
I hope what happened to Ycee won't repeat itself

ceejayMAX:
I think say e music career don die

mynairaland2018:
1. Olori Ajoke Ola.

2. Since she became Ayaba, her level has changed. (Although Olori can still replace ayaba in this sentence).

Edodefender:
mumu

Shibaraba:
Chai


Thus said no matter how it happened or why it happened I don't care. All I'll say is.....

Only a fool faces guns and bullets with stones and bottles.
Shibaraba.... I trust my leg. At the sound of corking I don dey my door mouth. Before I hear gboa I don dey watch highlights for news. No time.

If na one on one I go kneel down raise my hands close my eyes dey beg. The dead tell no tales

NwaAmaikpe:





What is her merit to be featured on BBC?
Does she even have a degree?
How learned is she?

BBC keeps making a laughing stock of Nigeria.
They feature technocrats, inventors and exemplary scholars in other countries.
I won't be surprised if a unique body odour won't be another person's shot to fame.
We've still not gotten over the fvckery of Olajumoke oni bread, now this one whose face is carved like an idol.

Tribal marking is a barbaric culture which BBC and Rihanna must not encourage or promote.
I also pray this girl does not get the international modelling job she so desires before the world will wonder what type of a people we are.

This here will make her the most famous tribal-marked person and featuring her on BBC will inspire more parents to mark their children.
Shame on you BBC for doing this to Nigeria.

NwaAmaikpe:





What is her merit to be featured on BBC?
Does she even have a degree?
How learned is she?

BBC keeps making a laughing stock of Nigeria.
They feature technocrats, inventors and exemplary scholars in other countries.
I won't be surprised if a unique body odour won't be another person's shot to fame.
We've still not gotten over the fvckery of Olajumoke oni bread, now this one whose face is carved like an idol.

Tribal marking is a barbaric culture which BBC and Rihanna must not encourage or promote.
I also pray this girl does not get the international modelling job she so desires before the world will wonder what type of a people we are.

This here will make her the most famous tribal-marked person and featuring her on BBC will inspire more parents to mark their children.
Shame on you BBC for doing this to Nigeria.

NwaAmaikpe:





What is her merit to be featured on BBC?
Does she even have a degree?
How learned is she?

BBC keeps making a laughing stock of Nigeria.
They feature technocrats, inventors and exemplary scholars in other countries.
I won't be surprised if a unique body odour won't be another person's shot to fame.
We've still not gotten over the fvckery of Olajumoke oni bread, now this one whose face is carved like an idol.

Tribal marking is a barbaric culture which BBC and Rihanna must not encourage or promote.
I also pray this girl does not get the international modelling job she so desires before the world will wonder what type of a people we are.

This here will make her the most famous tribal-marked person and featuring her on BBC will inspire more parents to mark their children.
Shame on you BBC for doing this to Nigeria.

SolutionMee:

And if we figure out now, someone will think nah better certificate sef. No ND, HND, Degree, Master, PHD, Prof.... So which certificate is Buhari referring to again? Oh! WASSCE certificate. The one he had one pass, 5 F9 while others were absent.
The future of our dear country is at risk under the reign of this wise fool.
Let's call a dwarf a dwarf. Which one is one short brother that's having a back pain.
Buhari is monumental failure that must be collectively rejected at the poll come 2019.
Only then will Nigeria be great again.

SolutionMee:

And if we figure out now, someone will think nah better certificate sef. No ND, HND, Degree, Master, PHD, Prof.... So which certificate is Buhari referring to again? Oh! WASSCE certificate. The one he had one pass, 5 F9 while others were absent.
The future of our dear country is at risk under the reign of this wise fool.
Let's call a dwarf a dwarf. Which one is one short brother that's having a back pain.
Buhari is monumental failure that must be collectively rejected at the poll come 2019.
Only then will Nigeria be great again.

SolutionMee:

And if we figure out now, someone will think nah better certificate sef. No ND, HND, Degree, Master, PHD, Prof.... So which certificate is Buhari referring to again? Oh! WASSCE certificate. The one he had one pass, 5 F9 while others were absent.
The future of our dear country is at risk under the reign of this wise fool.
Let's call a dwarf a dwarf. Which one is one short brother that's having a back pain.
Buhari is monumental failure that must be collectively rejected at the poll come 2019.
Only then will Nigeria be great again.

Righteousness89:
Marriage is Alwsys sweet when it is Right!!

Congrats Pa and Ma!!

Righteousness89:
Marriage is Alwsys sweet when it is Right!!

Congrats Pa and Ma!!

Righteousness89:
Marriage is Alwsys sweet when it is Right!!

Congrats Pa and Ma!!

MichaelBukamzy:
Just imagine those two monkeys up there. they are comfortable with this lie peddlers of a government,who lied his way through power.and is still lieing to re-election. with this type of deluded people who gullibility runs in their veins,how can nigeria be better. chai! sorry nigeria.

KanwuliaExtra:
I swear! Juju dey hold Nigeria. Which military can challenge him? He had 4 years to do the bloody WAEC! We are told HE STILL FAILED 4 TIMES! Even WAEC office don taya forram.

IamD18:
See as this one dey rant like say he be security gateman for heaven.
Person wey fit don get special seat for hell.

IamD18:
First and only ugly set if female twins I've seen in my life.

See as their smile dey like that of a goat wey dey menstruate.

Alzirida:
Do you know that

V a g i n a gets wet differently when a woman loves a man

Fierce11:
Mumu passenger..
Even the first passenger that launched the bus didn't come to twitter to make noise.

Why would God give me the "entire riches of this world" and I'll still bother myself to "appreciate" it? Mba nu! I'd "depreciate" it instead.. Donating to the needy would be a viable option..

alaye123:
Abeg make una no kill una self... This guys are into showbiz so they must always generate controversy, got people talking, get more views, and make more money. Believe all you see at your own peril......

This guys are just professionals in there field of hustle.

MicheyJ1:
Truth be told our performance was below average

NwaAmaikpe:


God forbid!!!!
See the colour of a lawyer's singlet.

OkaNaUbe:


Ikwokrikwo

OkaNaUbe:


Ikwokrikwo

WorldRichest:
Season one is about to start. Dear IPOB miscreants both online and offline, your lord and personal saviour Fayose is about to be humiliated, kindly get ready with your keypads for the online war. Sambo Dasuki is still in jail, El-Zakzaky is still in jail despite different Courts setting them free. A man that can lock up his brothers and throw the key of their jail room inside the River Niger, when such a man lays hands on other people's brother, blood may flow. Where is Cownu Nnamdi?

NwaAmaikpe:




He should have simply ran away.

If I were Fayose, I'd be somewhere near the Hilla-Condji border eating banku.

Because he who goes to equity should come with clean hands.
But Fayose's hands are terribly dirty and his arrogance won't let him see that.

NwaAmaikpe:




He should have simply ran away.

If I were Fayose, I'd be somewhere near the Hilla-Condji border eating banku.

Because he who goes to equity should come with clean hands.
But Fayose's hands are terribly dirty and his arrogance won't let him see that.

NwaAmaikpe:




He should have simply ran away.

If I were Fayose, I'd be somewhere near the Hilla-Condji border eating banku.

Because he who goes to equity should come with clean hands.
But Fayose's hands are terribly dirty and his arrogance won't let him see that.

spyg1:
The reason why i came here for advice is to avoid taking a decision that i will not regret in future.

There is a girl I met at a friend's wedding sometime last year, she is 24 years and a 200L student while I am 30 years old postgraduate student but an amateur when it comes to relationship.

We started dating, at first I wasn't serious because I don't have enough money to take care of a girl, as a student sponsoring myself, I hardly have enough money to take care of her needs, she always complain that I don't take care of her which her friend's guy use to take care of her, the girl in question always advice my girl to quit our relationship because I am a broke guy and even if I get a job in future I will dump her for another lady, that I am just deceiving her, nevertheless she do assure her that I will not disappoint her, despite her friend's advice the love grew even stronger, at times she will buy me some gifts, me too I do buy some for her, having seen the commitment in her, then I started paying attention to her hoping that if things work well I will take her to the alter.

But, there was a day she called me to come and meet her at a particular Junction, on my arrival to the place I saw her exchanging phone number with a guy in car, upon enquiry, I discovered that she did not know the guy before, then I left home quietly she later called and apologized which I accepted.

Another time I called her around 10pm and I discovered that she blacklisted my number, she did this twice which I confronted her and suggested that we should quit, she begged me and cry for Africa then I accepted her back again.

After that, sometimes she will not pick my calls in the night and the following day she will giving excuses that she was sleeping, her phone is on silence or she plugged in her neighbors house etc, I started withdrawing from her, she called me one day and started crying that what her friends were advising her was true, I was just using her, I am just like other guys, she know the reason why I am doing this, is because she asked me to go and see her parents bla bla.

To fast forward the story, she login her Facebook account on my phone and she forgot to logout, when I went through her chat I discovered that she use to give people they meet on Facebook her phone number and according to the chart I discovered that she met one yesterday, I also discovered that she is still having an affairs with her ex.

Note: Anytime i call her to come to my house she used to come.

I feel like quitting the relationship but because of sympathy and I don’t want it to look as if I disappointed her. Honestly I am seriously confused, now my question is this; is it wrong that I went through her chat?

Second, what should I do? should I confront her? or should I quit quietly?

Pls I need your sincere advice, insults are welcomed. I will appreciate if the modulator push this to the front page.

PLS IGNORE MY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS

nho4:
Sorry to say young man but obviously you are a fool....same thing goes to any young man out there undergoing emotional trauma all in the name of keeping a girlfriend.

To hell with ladies and those dating them.
Why must you subject yourself to such emotional agony just because of a mere lady you are senior to with almost 6 years and you are here crying like a sissy.

I will never encourage my worse enemy to go into what you guys call girlfriend relationship that turns men into puppets.

Dating is a way of placing yourself under emotional slavery. Your Heart and mind keep bleeding at all time and before you realizes what is going on you will start battling with one health issue or the other all because of nothing.

Look at the rate at which our men are dying and the cause is directly and indirectly due to the fact that they want to please women and that is why women have taken advantage of us.
Women should be the one begging us to date them and not the other way round.

I once dated a lady who thought she was doing me a favour for dating me...the moment I realised it, I simply placed her where she belonged by severing myself from her.... When she realized it, she was now the one forcing herself on me and she was trying to get me back but it was too late for her because my mind was already made up to be single and happy....that was the best decision I ever made in my life and I never regretted it till this moment.



Men have become almost nothing in the hands of women and yet vast majority of our young men are thronging in the wrong direction all in the name of love that doesn't exist.

Believe it or not" Love doesn't exist between girlfriend and boyfriend.

Real love only exists between mother and child...

I bet you the number one reason our young men, including you allow yourselves to be traumatized emotionally is simply because of sex.

You don't need to have a girlfriend before you can have sex with ladies.

Instead of killing yourself emotionally dump that girl and be free, because you were born free...don't allow anybody to put you in bondage all because of sex you can get easily.

I don't do relationships or dates and I am the happiest person all because I am free emotionally.... I sleep like a baby without having to worry if my partner is cheating on me because I have no fucking girlfriend.

Each time sexual urge comes in, I simply walk down to the nearest ASHAWO JOINT in my vicinity to ease off the urge with just N1000, and I am relaxed. I am in control of my happiness and not any fucking lady.

I am in control of females around me because they can't control me with their pussies and they have regard for me....because I don't own them a dime.

If you don't belittle yourself as a man all because of sex, women will respect you...but is unfortunate that most of our young men have reduced themselves to power zero in the hands of ladies just because of sex.

All I can tell you is that you own the key to your happiness...

GrammarNazi1:
...Don't ever condone cheating.

Triniti:
Baba, forget about this girl and move on, your life presently does not need divided attention. You should focus more now on having stable source of income

gabinogem:
smh...woman just dey use u play ping-pong, u are here asking careless question... guy focus on ur future & minimize her, cuz that's exactly what she's done to you.

gabinogem:
smh...woman just dey use u play ping-pong, u are here asking careless question... guy focus on ur future & minimize her, cuz that's exactly what she's done to you.

gabinogem:
smh...woman just dey use u play ping-pong, u are here asking careless question... guy focus on ur future & minimize her, cuz that's exactly what she's done to you.

rekeson:
I only got to know many of these acclaimed actresses here on Nairaland.

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rekeson:
I only got to know many of these acclaimed actresses here on Nairaland.

FOR INSTANT CURE TO VARIOUS AILMENTS, VISIT THE LINK IN MY SIGNATURE.

rekeson:
I only got to know many of these acclaimed actresses here on Nairaland.

FOR INSTANT CURE TO VARIOUS AILMENTS, VISIT THE LINK IN MY SIGNATURE.

GoTV:
I love Tinubu more than my father . God bless you sir

GoTV:
I love Tinubu more than my father . God bless you sir

GoTV:
I love Tinubu more than my father . God bless you sir