₦airaland Forum

baliyubla:
Buhari write book? Jokes section pls.

BuhariAdvocate:
Mistake of priority .Atiku the founder of herdsmen's.

livelymatilda22:
Pdp is as a party is filled with evil people with no conscience... This is disgusting.No respect for the dead at all..

Earthbound:
Please don't die yet sir. You're going to be my father-in-law.

TIGRITIS:
Really? I thought saraki should have sent buhari to Kuje Prison for violating the constitution according to some ignorant criminal pigs. Or is it that trump and Putin didn't read atiku's letter?

Now, another opportunity for all ye shildren of 8 to show buhari the length of your tongues, doesn't stop the fact that one of your gods has just been shown the way out and must forfeit his robbery proceeds. It may take time due to infestation of such kind of criminals in the judiciary, but will receive the appropriate sanction. As we all know, the shepo has just forfeited over a billion naira after a very long time.

Buhari till 2023, criminals and their supporters can go and die, bunch of blazing criminal bastards. Spits on the filthy pigs, very dirty animals.

Rextizz:
I've warned you not to use people pictures to scam, some days back you uploaded a picture of my female friend on your profile, i warned you, and you still have the guts to upload another one to scam people, why can't you use your own picture? are you that ugly? or you are a teenage boy using female pictures to deceive the gullible and sex starved boys on this forum?
If I didn't do a search, you will claim this is your picture.

post=75340514:
BUHARI! BUHARI!! BUHARI!!! 

Under 4 years of Buhari administration,
Railway is back,
Refineries are back,
Farming is back,
Smuggling is blocked,
Looting is blocked. 

‬Any time I see Buhari, 
I see hope, 
I see humility, 
I see integrity, 
I see leadership
I see charisma, 
I see a rebirth, 
I see impending joy, 
I see resolution, 
I see sincerity, 
I see sobriety, 
I see restoration, 
I see prosperity, 
I see determination, 
I see patriotism, 
I see national
consciousness, 
I see national awarenesses, 
I see passion and above all, 
I see an indivisible Nigeria.

May God bless the day we voted Buhari to power, God bless his tenure and we will do it again in 2019 by the grace of God. Amen

A man after God's heart.
Today makes it exactly 2 weeks to the D-Day.
Day of moving closer to the land flowing with milk and honey.
God bless Nigeria.

faithfull18:
Hmmn, it is common place in most Nigerian families too but on Nairaland the men are always providing, while the women are leeches when we all know in reality, reverse is the case.

TIGRITIS:
This is the same monkey talking about abacha era. Sometimes I just dislike this buhari for his calmness. When this monkey was the president, who tries this and go Scot free?

TIGRITIS:
This is the same monkey talking about abacha era. Sometimes I just dislike this buhari for his calmness. When this monkey was the president, who tries this and go Scot free?

TIGRITIS:
This is the same monkey talking about abacha era. Sometimes I just dislike this buhari for his calmness. When this monkey was the president, who tries this and go Scot free?

TIGRITIS:
This is the same monkey talking about abacha era. Sometimes I just dislike this buhari for his calmness. When this monkey was the president, who tries this and go Scot free?

TIGRITIS:
This is the same monkey talking about abacha era. Sometimes I just dislike this buhari for his calmness. When this monkey was the president, who tries this and go Scot free?

TIGRITIS:
This is the same monkey talking about abacha era. Sometimes I just dislike this buhari for his calmness. When this monkey was the president, who tries this and go Scot free?

KIDfurniture:
Atiku and Buhari killed in ibadan few hours ago..

NaijaRoyalty:
For more jokes "Text" buhari to 64494

sweetwarriboy:
I don't really comment on politics but what is wrong with you? You guys spend all day supporting people that don't give a damn about you and even insult elders. I don't think you are normal.

Pojomojo:
We all can take some valuable lessons from the below message:

Steve Jobs' last words

He died a billionaire at 56yrs of Pancreatic Cancer and here are his last words on the sick bed:

"I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world. In others’ eyes my life is an epitome of success.

However, aside from work, I have little joy. In the end, wealth is only a fact of life that I am accustomed to.

At this moment, lying on the sick bed and recalling my whole life, I realize that all the recognition and

wealth that I took so much pride in, have paled and become meaningless in the face of impending death.

You can employ someone to drive the car for you, make money for you but you cannot have someone to bear the sickness for you.

Material things lost can be found. But there is one thing that can never be found when it is lost – "Life".

When a person goes into the operating room, he will realize that there is one book that he has yet to finish reading – "Book of Healthy Life".

Whichever stage in life we are at right now, with time, we will face the day when the curtain comes down.

Treasure Love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends...

Treat yourself well. Cherish others.

As we grow older, and hence wiser, we slowly realize that wearing a $300 or $30 watch - they both tell the same time...

Whether we carry a $300 or $30 wallet/handbag - the amount of money inside is the same;

Whether we drive a $150,000 car or a $30,000 car, the road and distance is the same, and we get to the same destination.

Whether we drink a bottle of $300 or $10 wine - the hangover is the same;

Whether the house we live in is 300 or 3000 sq ft - loneliness is the same.

You will realize, your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of this world.

Whether you fly first or economy class, if the plane goes down - you go down with it...

Therefore.. I hope you realize, when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sing songs with, talk about north-south-east-west or heaven and earth, .... That is true happiness!!

Five Undeniable Facts of Life :
1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be Happy. So when they grow up they will know the value of things not the price.

2. Best awarded words in London ... "Eat your food as your medicines. Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food."

3. The One who loves you will never leave you for another because even if there are 100 reasons to give up he or she will find one reason to hold on.

4. There is a big difference between a human being and being human.
Only a few really understand it.

5. You are loved when you are born. You will be loved when you die. In between, You have to manage!

NOTE: If you just want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone! But if you want to Walk Far, Walk Together!

Six Best Doctors in the World
1. Sunlight
2. Rest
3. Exercise
4. Diet
5. Self Confidence and
6. Friends

Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy a healthy life.

God loves you!

omoowo8888:
You can see your life outside.....I said show me a proof of Buhari as a looter, you typed names of governors....are they Buhari?


Amosun was never in PDP, Tambuwal, Ortom and Ahmed are PDP governors

Perfectdanny:
Feminist with (m) attached to your monicker. Are you gay woman or lesbian man or homo girl or male girl? I am seriously not understanding.

Ajoboss:
Baba shut up abeg
Ur not different from dem

Nogodye:
Dino Stepped on toes, now saraki can't safe him...Dino wetin you gain?

sKeetz:
I bet this is the type of nyansh Mary had that made the holyspirit 'cum' unto her.

If the holy spirit sees this one, we'll be dealing with another jesus in 9 months.

haladadon:
the Dullard is dead and gone to his grave hhhmmm hhhaaaa gone to his grave.

the planted a suya stick over his head hhhmm hhaaa over his head.

post=74524061:
Look at PDP Lagos state chairman, feeling so emotional and sad for Ambode o!
Yeye dey smell!!
Orisisrisi something....

post=74524061:
Look at PDP Lagos state chairman, feeling so emotional and sad for Ambode o!
Yeye dey smell!!
Orisisrisi something....

Amakavula:
Twitter User @Peruzzilover shared her experience on Twitter and called out her former boyfriend @TheMeykar_ for using her and dumping her even though he enjoyed her honey-pot all the time. He has refused to pick her calls and blocked her on all social media.

Narrating her experience, she said:



She went on to expose how she would travel from her school in Abia to Enugu just to have Sex with him.




https://mobile.twitter.com/LoverPeruzzi/status/1082068428981186563?p=v




https://mobile.twitter.com/LoverPeruzzi/status/1082068428981186563?p=v[/quote]some time, if not all the time i wonder if women rely have any meaniful thing to offer appart from dat hol inbetween there leg? so because both of u hard sex u feel he own u some tin abi? Animal ogun will judge u bastard

LuciferKristi:
The day they will sleep off watching TV & the car mysteriously starts & crushes them to death on the armchair, then they will come to Nairaland to wail.



*spits

NessaBoo:
Does FFK have any moral standing to call anyone a rogue and a fraud...

Goan take several seats Sir!! You're trying waayy too hard to be noticed by PDP and Atiku, You've been ignored and relegated by your own party, and for good reasons which I actually commend them for!

NessaBoo:
Does FFK have any moral standing to call anyone a rogue and a fraud...

Goan take several seats Sir!! You're trying waayy too hard to be noticed by PDP and Atiku, You've been ignored and relegated by your own party, and for good reasons which I actually commend them for!

NessaBoo:
Does FFK have any moral standing to call anyone a rogue and a fraud...

Goan take several seats Sir!! You're trying waayy too hard to be noticed by PDP and Atiku, You've been ignored and relegated by your own party, and for good reasons which I actually commend them for!

Abia1stboy:

BOMBSHELL: LISTEN and SHARE Part 2 #AmaechiTapes. Rotimi @ChibuikeAmaechi, DG of @MBuhari’s campaign said “This country can never change, I swear. The only way this country can change is in a situation where everybody is killed. This country is going nowhere.” LISTEN and RETWEET pic.twitter.com/6t01BgqiHD

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) January 6, 2019

APC has failed Nigerians woefully. No wonder they have been killing Nigerians since 2015.

Get your PVC ready. We must rescue Nigeria from this killers.

It is crystal clear that Amaechi is the one dishing out the bitter truth. Amaechi knows deep down that Buhari is a failure and thereby leading the country nowhere.

Buhari is driving the country into abyss. Nigerians should jump down with their PVC and vote these mindless incompetent drivers out of power.

Lalasticlala

Zoharariel:
Now, bring me the empty skull of the Presidential spokes-baboon that said the audio was made in 2014 - that I may use it to drink New Year palm wine.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
My brother God bless you for this..

All these so called gee boiz we have here are babies when it comes to hacking and Internet scams. Russia na number one. infact Russians have the best hackers in the world. but u won't hear them or the government talk about it.

well, like the saying goes ----The empty barrel makes the loudest noise.