₦airaland Forum

darado:
mylord. Una no see Emir's theory dat shortlisting don finish. Unless u want placement to Duke oil or NAPIMS to chop money?

darado:
to place person either at Duke oil Dubai or Warri refinery

Gianluigizona:
Guess it has to do with EH as per subsidiary.

Gianluigizona:
Btw me n my Emir friend few mins ago.... apparently his cousin works in the GMD's office / circle.... this is what he got.

chidiebereuzoma:
What! You mean there are still some 5th GTs yet to be paid!
Hey!!!!!!!!!
I hope it is not what I'm thinking!

Oluwagbemisolaa:
Not everyone. Those in my sample space have not been paid. Specifically, those who had their interview on the 8th. 12 and 1:30pm

Oliviajones:
Guy, were you paid twice?

Enrypech:
Please local men and women.

If you are here and you are good at creating whiteboard animation and all these cartoon videos for adverts

I want to say

1. How are you?
2. Reason with me and teach me
3. For Towers, I go reason with you to



I know there are people with good hearts here

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

Teaser4:
oh really.... Dorado right now

menipo:
I just confirmed from a good sauce that's also spicy that the 9th & 10th is valid the only twist is that it's the presidential list that would be released

So brace yourselves guys.

The merit list like local men and women used to call it is actually on hold and nothing has been said if or when that would drop las las.

Peace and One love....

souljar:
I take God beg you, dream, dont think. Your dream de sure pass.. Abeg

joobseekar:
is training 3 months? during my interview, one of the panel member was saying 8/18months, I couldn't hear him very well sha.

Saimeritus:
The dreamer Guten Tag... Longest time o

Gbyms:
Why the review again. Is it not the same people that reviewed before? Or by a different team. This looks well constructed but negates the 9th release date and possibly the 10th.
However this confirms arrival of APL for this month. Most likely late next week.

Dbowline:
If you sin, will you still get APL?

Some of una no go even touch girlfriend because of you think its your right living that gives you APL. Well, what has been said in the realms have been said. Your mistakes or good cannot stop it.

Live ya life

Immanueladebol:
Happy sales to you... Got my GSD around the time you got yours BUT am yet to notice its First Heat.

NoHatred:
The dreamer!! Have you seen September 9/10 in your dreams?

Rooneyflex:
the mother is german shepard mix caucasian

Ozonexy:
kindly post mating pix