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Ayima:
But wait o, i notice say e d hard guys to smile for pix why.

You might not smile, but don't frown.

adeh39:
See your face

Anyway, I guess he will correct it now

Sha vote for him when the time comes..... nobody is above mistake....

Your beauty de make me para, but god dey. This charm will not work on me.

RapLawd:
Hmmm...you're really handsome...

Yeshhhh. Shee ma pinshur bilow.
Make sure you vote for me.

ANGELMARVE:
All d contestants looks like ijaw militants, no offence

Etiheeeeeiiii!!!
This allergy no go kill me.
*sneezes repeatedly*

RapLawd:
where is Twaci and Tohpahz nominees

That's me. They both nominated me.

adeh39:
Come on.... Forget that side joor......

Babe, I know talk anything naah. I was just sneezing. I can't control it.

Ayima:
you na my ogar o make i tell you now.

Your picture is cool, just try to smile and adjust ur tie.

Ayima:
Macmilla, check my pix and analyze, have been waiting for you.

I don turn picture analyst.

scentmarlc:
" It was a sparkling evening. I returned home from work early. Even the lagos traffic couldnt deter me from getting home on time, coz have got a function to attend. Am a young CEO and i know my way around. I took my shower and wore my bestb cloth, it was necessary for the occassion"

"I love my ride. A c350 benz formatic. The journey all d way to the venue was itch free. A pleasant sail i must say..... As i got closer to the venue, Eko hotels and suite, i could see the lots of paparazzis waiting for me. Wooow!!!!!. "

"In my usual swagger i alighted graciously. Shotz and glitz reels from their cameras. I was the cynosure of all eyes. I giggled inside. As i entered the hall, left right and center, people looked on as i went for my seat in the VVIP corner. Ohh, money is good"

"The award dineer started a bit late, but the wait was worth it. Different artiste performed before the calling of the award started. ...Alas, i was standing right there, proud and all ginning...THE YOUNGEST CEO AWARDEE....i reeled out a long speech of thanks and the audience wouldnt stop applauding. I grinned, smiled, and it was evident i was so happy"

" Because i had much to drink and who wouldnt wana taste all of those champaigne by the way.... I decided to use the gents. I remove my johnnystick and peed like there was no tomooorrow...........SCENTMARLCCCCCCCCCCCCCC, a loud voice echoed"

It was my mum and it was all a dream. Whaaat!!!. I looked around and i couldnt find my formatic benz. I looked at myself and i could see is my skinny bone, my ironed TM shirt gone. I looked down and all i found is my harmattan-infested bare feet, chaiii my italian shoe has dissapeared. God why!!!

Now that i have woken up i wondered why my mum was still staring angrily at me....shebi i don wake up nah. She nodded her head in pity and she finally said "scent oya touch yur trouser and see how you have bedwetted the whole bed wit dat yur tiny johnnystick"........yeeh chineke ooooo, so no be inside that Behind golden zinc for hotel rest room i weewee, na ontop my mama's one and only wrapper........awwwh God why me.?
.......... .............This happend several years ago ................
Today CelebrityLanders, i have a dream and it must come to pass. I have so many dreams, and becoming the next Mr Nairaland just happens the one i cant decide on my own. I need your support from this section. Back me up, support me, and make me your next king. I promise to be the best i can ever be and to respect all of your interest.
Thank you and God bless You all. I Love you.
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Cc: tunnamania adeh39 cyndax, skypeople aminat508 subbied midehi prettyvhickie trypa kingTom calebosko twaci
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*sneezing*

jayhans:
I neva knew u dig horses.. u going tru my profile nd giving a harsh comment means I av wat it takes to succeed nd hence u fill threaten already......#bad belle is allow. bt u fit still vote me sha

*sneezing severally*

SWAGGAVILLAGE:
https://i.imgur.com/Y4x5123.jpg

Dude, get a haircut.

To all the folks vying for the crown, why are you all sounding so pathetic, ridiculous and utterly hopeless?
If you know you don't have what it takes to win, then get the heck out and reduce our list for us. Stop begging ppl to support you, give them reasons to.

jayhans:
MY BOSS I SALUTE U.. it is said dat give honour to whom it is due...I av come to give u da honour u deserve nd also to solicit for support to be mr. nairaland 2015... I blive wit ur support am already a victor.. tanks for I knw u av got my bak

Suddenly, honour is due to me because you want to be mr. Nairaland, eekwa?

*Laughing in swahili.

47xxx:
I nominate

www.nairaland.com/zinachidi

cc: dygeasy

Is that guy trying to blow his nose or what?

scentmarlc:
hhahaahha babe, wetin yu want make man pikin talk nah....


Ok, a quick visit to my profile will let yu know am not a dunce. Have contibuted my quota to the development of this forum via my writtings. Am not a novice here and i can find my way around. I posses d skills, tenacity, degree, ruggedity, charisma and inttelligence to rule this kingdom. And if you are with me, you can be proud to stand so tall, coz am a fine boy too **runs out of thread unclad blushing**

Akposy:
Dygeasy

How is this pageant gonna be judged? Is it based on votes alone? Cos most of us (contestants) are not popular are well known.

Thanks

Do well to support me and others who u tink deserve d crown

WTF!!!

*sneezing severally*

scentmarlc:
while i see no reason why yu sudnt support yur niccur, i plead with yu to remember me in yur votes. Multiple voting is allowed till d finals. Pls conside me sir. Tanx

That awkward moment when you start sounding completely hopeless.

#pathetic

hoodboy:
@abatically, even when I had tried to reconsider my position, he just shut me out and wasn't ready to listen. Note, I wasn't even insisting on following him, he just turned me back immediately I mentioned it. Even when I said fine no problem, he was not even ready to budge, that kain shakara on money I'm going to spend, haba

There's one thing we have to understand, ppl have their different ways of doing things and we have to respect that.
I changed my gearbox 2 times in 2 months and each time, I left the purchase in the hands of the mech. I'm going to change it a third time when I have money and I'm making arrangements with Gazzuzz and I'll still leave it in his hands. Call me a fool or whatever you wish, but my question to you is this, if I follow him to go for the purchase, can I differentiate a good gearbox from a bad one? You are forming baddoo, can you choose a good one from a bad one? If ur answer to that question is no, then you have no business being there. And if I know my brothers well, ur presence won't still stop them from spreading very thick wool over ur eyes. The only thing is that if I'm not happy at the end of the deal, I won't come back. Chikina.
And for Gazzuzz to have said he won't work with you, it can't simply be because you want to go with him. You must have said or done something that pissed him off. So tell us the whole story or just shut up.

afuye:
about this boss ?

That's more like it.

LadyBoss1:
No kill us oh

Babe, what have I done?

afuye:
what about this new picture. I will appreciate your comment and put my name up for nomination appropriately. Thanks

Dude are you showing us urself or ur father's house? Your face is the most important asset here, not ur house. But then ur face is barely visible.
You need a picture like the one below to make ppl like you, ladies especially.

GeneralQuamdeen:
i know i'm attractive na.. she only make me feel like the only and most attractive person in the world.

But you know that's a big lie. So she is lying to you, deceiving you.

snazzy5050:
Like u said to me, am asking a question

Just let the guy be. He didn't mention your name and therefore not compelled to answer your question. Deal with it.

Ayima:
Thanks man, i like that. Am in the contest to learn many things. God bless you.

"I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody". PMB

snazzy5050:
Uve not answered the question

Dude are you trying to start a fight?

oyin17:
This year Mr nl get as e be.

In fact eeh, the thing be as e get.

scentmarlc:
brozz softly ooo dont die untop my matter

How I go die? I be wizkid?

Ayima:
Macmilla, don't mind all those people, please i really need your support. I like the way you are talking, i want you to analyze my pix and tell me the truth. I like been criticize so that i can improve on myself and emerge the winner thanks.

Don't pose like a boss unless you are actually a boss.
Don't fold ur hands unless you are showing off ur muscles.
Don't show us ur watch unless it's a very expensive one.
And lastly, get a better haircut. You look 4yrs old with that haircut.

afuye:
I hereby nominate myself https://www.nairaland.com/afuye


dygeasy please confirm

Na waa oo. When it was miss nairaland, there were lots of cool pictures. How can guys be this pathetic? Ppl are taking pictures in untidy rooms and besides drums of god-knows-what. You people should stop embarrassing us here.

LadyBoss1:
Oh yh lol d new pic should change
Snazzy look at my dp
Urs should b like dat so we ppl can actually see ur face.

Help me tell him o

LadyBoss1:
Gotta run
When u gonna b online ?

Can't really say. Send me a pm

masonkz:
Who and who?

See
https://www.nairaland.com/2344013/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-nomination/76#34343595