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agarawu23:
your topic and your picture aren't colliding.


total crap

O boy, see collision o. The topic and picture go soon crash.

Nobody wants to meet me, shey? Diaris God oh.

Isoni:
1. “I don’t have a girlfriend/Wife”.
oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do.

2. “I’m not drunk”.
Dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from
here. Give us a break!

3. “I’m not looking for a relationship right now”.
Translation: “I’m not looking for a relationship with
YOU right now.”
That’s OK. We’re on to the next one

4. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
If the most common lie women tell is, “I’m fine,” the
male version is, “I don’t want to talk about it.” Yes,
you do. In fact, you already are.

5. “I’m not interested in you just for the s3x.”
I see. We should probably do stuff other than, you
know, have s3x. If that’s the case.

6. “I always wear a condom.”
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I’m dating Leonardo Di
caprio and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. “I’m leaving her for you.”
Quit talking about it and do it already.

8. “I’ll call you.”
Oh! really?

9. “I don’t think she’s that pretty.”
We love it when you lie like this. Tell this lie all the
time. This lie is good.

10. “I don’t watch p*rn.”
No way! Me neither! P*rn is terrible!

oya guys come and deny...

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1. Must I have a girlfriend? Can't a guy be in between relationships, can't I just decide to be alone?
2. Ehee, I just took some bottles of alcohol, it doesn't mean I'm drunk.
3. Is that even a lie? I'm sincere enough to tell you not to expect a relationship from me.
4. Sometimes we men just don't want to talk about something, though you can make us change our mind. I don't see any lie in it.
5. Well, I can be interested in so many things, like watching tv with you, tv can be showing porn. *winks*
6. Please, who doesn't use condom these days? OYO is their case o.
7. That is ridiculous, I don't say that shii.
8. No be guys de call women b4? See me see wahala o
9. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and there's more to beauty than meets the eyes.
10. Meeeehn, me I de watch o.

These lies are lies.

Ooops, see English ni.

Please, how much is at stake here?

Do you have z30?

psalmyY:
I believe that piece of paper is always important, even if not for SLOT Buy-Back.

But you know that piece of paper does not contain the serial number. So it's not proof of purchase.

psalmyY:
It doesn't matter if it wasn't bought from SLOT, but it matters that it doesn't have a receipt. You need to have a receipt for the phone to do this.

And what if I bought the phone from Konga 2yrs ago? Do they expect me to still have the piece of paper that came with it?

I've never seen a metallic power bank o. And why would someone place a charging power bank on her chest?
And not to sound like a forensic detective, but this corpse doesn't look like it died by electrocution.

Something is not right with this story. And, please, where is her cloth?

Chiam55:
Naijaboiy

But i could teach you a few things!

And for the record I'm 8yrs older than you

Chooooii!

Twaci:
Statistics have proven that people who do amebo tend to die quicker.....what's ur take on this?

Lol

nsiazu:
Godfearing, Money, Land, Car, Attension is What any girl need.

The only reason "God fearing" is there is so that he will not cheat on her.

LadyBoss1:
Got a point there

Tnx.
There's no denying that girls are generally neater than guys. They don't have any other options.

Thugnificient:
Nawa o.. you must have studied economics at school.

Are you a learner? Desperate times call for desperate measures. If the bird learns to fly without perching, the hunter will learn to shoot without scoping.

Thugnificient:
i did not even fully open my generator fuel pump.

I forgot to mention I had to turn off my fridge and lower the gen speed, to make it run on less fuel. Only lighting and charging. It really helped. 2L of fuel lasted more than 5hrs

Daninya11:
hmm,u hv bin friendzone a long time ago.u dnt force love bcus its a natural law which must be allow to take its course naturally.i insist dt talking to a girl is an art,u must make her see things u want her to see and make her not 2 see tins u dnt wnt her 2 c.williams shakespeare once opine dt,wu is he wu is a man dt cannot use his tongue to woo a woman?i say he is no man.even a lion gvs up if he fails to catch its prey,bro you hav known wen to end d chase.psychologicaly, a girls can like u 5 seconds afta meeting u,20 seconds 2 no if she can date u. u hav bin chasing her for a year nw,she be world cup?,if mikel train 4 1yr doing extra work,hm go win ballondor.guy,if i were u i wil help her out thereby putin mud in her feelings.its high tym u fish elsewere,or do u wnt her to drop d bombshell bfr u no whats up.wetin i sabi sef,i should be in d sportsection were i blng,salama

The boldened is fact. I don't go after girls who do not show signs of liking me on the first meeting. If a girl likes you, all you need to do is let your own feelings known and she's urs, absolutely no begging. Unless she is committed somewhere else, meaning you have more work to do but it still doesn't involve begging, just give her enough reasons to believe that you are better than what she already has. Mind you, not necessarily financially.

adeitoro:
May be that is the last acid test she has for you to guarantee your love for her.

If you love her for who she is and you know you can afford the cash, I think you cement your proposals to her with this act of charity.

My2cent

Utter rubbish. This is the mistake we men make and tomorrow you will complain that all she wants is money when all you used to get her was money. A girl obviously doesn't like you and you think you can get her to love you by giving her money? You will only get her to love your money. The money will be her only interest and her respect for you will last as long as the money keeps coming in increasing quantity.
Guys being dumb since creation.

Margauxluv:
fnks buh aiint enof.

The clay is not enough? You need a truckload of it?
Oya, go meet Odin for Asgard, he will help you.

Margauxluv:
undstndabl
GOD'S fearing
very rich
good family background
sweet moda inlaw
fashionista
neat
knws watsup..ya
lovable
romantic
good lisener
educatd
updated







to b continue..........

Take clay soil go mould am yourself.

Nneka123:
LOL!


Twaci your number two got me laughing real hard. I had the same experience too, it was not really a queue, the only problem was the price.


I needed fuel in my car,I was thinking I would use my pretty girl swag on this guy. choi! Nigga didn't even look at my face , he was looking at me, but the look on his face could kill someone

The worst part he started yelling , I had to wrap myself around my friend, who was busy laughing


I'm not the type to price things , but this fuel issue got me mehn!

I was pricing the fuel 300Naira for a litre when in the actual sense it's N500, I bought it, but I gave him a very dirty and tore single N500 note, the rest was okay

It was payback time

No offence, sweetheart, but this is obviously a fabricated story, loads of lies.

Just my thoughts shaah.

sandrahnaub:
anof nt in large quantity

Define "enough"

For the first time ever, I had to raise one side of my generator to make sure every drop of fuel is used.
Chaaeee! Diaris god o

sandrahnaub:
Mine is nt 2 muccch o

I have tin 4 fair guyz

God fearing

Abeg make he carry small money

Make he also get sense


Sé bon

Define "small money".

Twaci:
....and the king to my heart

Na today?

sandrahnaub:
I don't even like boiled egg b4 sef

I think say na only me. The thing kinda nauseates me.

psalmyY:
Exchange your old phone for a new one in slot

The Slot trade-in is currently on in all the stores in Lagos, Abuja, Abeokuta and PortHarcourt

How it Works:
You simply bring in your old phone to any of the stores and present it to a Matrix (Matrix is the company SLOT is partnering with to make this happen) Rep, fill a form to tell the phone's present state.
The Rep inspects it and values it.
If the price is okay by you, you get a voucher for that amount.
Then you add some more money to what you have on the voucher to get a new one

I hope they won't price my phone for 2k5?
Well, they didn't disclose how they will arrive at the values for the phones, but phones such as the iPhone 5 (working one) will get a minimum value of N65,000 while BlackBerry Passport will be N75,000.

Find out more about the SLOT Buy-Back here

Why is this service not available in the slot shop in Asaba?

This thread has only shown how much ppl love my Twaci. So op, suck it up and shove it down your throat.

xtripple:
. Thanks
Where can i locate oxygen sensor in my Honda 1999 model, baby boy?

There are two oxygen sensors on your car, primary and secondary. Primary oxygen sensor is just looking at you if you open your hood. It's the wired man close to where your exhaust comes off ur engine. The secondary is down the exhaust line under the car. It should be the only wired guy on the exhaust line under the car after the catalyst.

Tycyborg:
okay for me to believe your gf is not dirty ask her these questions... How many time do you go and urinate and you wash your pussy and hands? How many weeks do you keep your hair before doing another? If its a week or 2 max then that is okay, how many time did she normaly take her baths daily, how many time did she use to use wash her face with a cleanser after than 1 kilo of make up on her face... These questions are just tip of an iceburg and if she cant do that daily then i think she is really dirty man... From the last time i checked women are to clean up more often cos they need it

First of all, I don't think that guy was talking about good grooming. Secondly, a girl doesn't have to wash her kitty every time she takes a pee, in fact doing that can actually give her more problems. Drying with a swipe will do just well till she takes her bath. She washes her hands everytime she pees.
I've never seen her kitty bushy, but in case you don't know, some guys love it bushy. Some girls actually carve the hair down there and that, in no way translates to "extremely" dirty.
It's only a stupid girl that will not take her bath after the day's sweat and makeup and I'm pretty sure that my girl is not stupid and most girls are not.
If your girl doesn't clean up often, you are just one of the "extremely" unlucky guys.

But may I ask you how many times you wash ur own hands after taking a pee? Answer that b4 calling anybody extremely dirty. You use your bare hands to pull out ur pipe for a pee, hold it in position, shake it like a bell at the end of the pee, with some pee touching your hands in the process and you just squeeze it in still with the hand. This is the same hand you will use to shake other guys and touch your girl. Bros, if you don't wash ur hands each time you take a pee, I'm sure you don't, then you are "extremely" dirty.

Bro, It's not iceburg, but iceberg.

cowleg:
Just bought for 250ngn couple of mins ago for a litre!!

O boy, check my condition out o. I carry 10L container with 1k as big boy concerned to go buy fuel for my gen o. O boy come see me naah like one better mumu de carry 10L container with only 2L of fuel inside am. I come de form say the container heavy, you know naah. I no know say ppl de see d 2L as e de dance azonto inside the virtually empty container.

I bought #300 per litre. Na black market shaah.