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"Promise me, son, not to do the things I've done. Walk away from trouble if you can. Now it won't mean you are weak if you turn the other cheek. I hope you're old enough to understand, son you don't have to fight to be a man."



"I promised you, dad, not to do the things you've done. I walk away from trouble when I can. Now, please don't think I'm weak I didn't turn the other cheek. And papa, I should hope you understand, sometimes you got to fight when you are a man"

K. Rogers

asuustrike2009:
why android pipo non Join dem. it seems like that excluded android from accessing their site or I don't get it

I don already park my car since tee tee. I de go buy bicycle.

Tycyborg:
tah the numb 11 is right and forget about hate... When a girl comes to your room/house she will tell you different things and point out how unclean you are and if you go to her own house even the chair wey dem dey use no go allow you sit cos you'd be scared there is bedbug in it and in addition you will wonder how come a figure 8 girl came from such house or maybe you are dreaming... Unless your girl friend is from ikoyi or snake island or magodo phase 2

Coming from a poor family is different from being extremely dirty. I'll say it over and over, if your girlfriend is extremely dirty, mine is NOT.

kinglekan:

Were you trying to score cheap likes with your comment?

First off, I wasn't hating on women, just added my own opinion. Seems you live, eat and sleep in your gf's room. Mr ITK.

Silly.

kinglekan:



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Abeg if I type my mind, nah ba3 go dey waste. Situation of things calls for sharp sharp comments.

2,6 and 7 are so on point.

Make I add one.

11. They are extremely dirty and unkempt at home but quick to tell you how disorganised your room is. Yet they have dirty undies scattered all over their smelling rooms. SMH

I strongly disagree with your no. 11. This thread is not for women hating, just pointing their funny features. If your girlfriend is extremely dirty, mine is NOT, and most guys here will also disagree with you.

Just got this mail this morning from GTB. This is getting really bad. Banks are shutting down now, what is next?

13. She threatens fire and brimstone if you slap her, but when you do, the only thing she does is cry.

Twaci:
U dey fear?

Pissing my pants already.
It looks like women are always the one remembering birthdays and anniversaries. It's simply because of that same reason. How will they forget when they've already made a list of what the guy will buy for them?

Twaci:
This is the best part . When is your birthday?

God I thank you she doesn't know.
*kneels down to thank God*

tosyne2much:
Hahahahahaha

Madt man

My brother, the thing just taya me o.

12. On her birthday, she expects the guy to take her out. On the guy's birthday, she still expects him to take her out.

abimbawealth:
Give me a Nigerian that does(esp d one with the palm facing the 'signee') it based solely on this reason, and I'm gonna give you a pregnant Virgin...

And that's the problem. We do what we don't know because we think we look cool when actually we look stupid and dumb. .

abimbawealth:
That one na abuse of swag jare...Naija, we hail thee

It's not just an abuse of swag. It has a meaning.

The meaning of the V sign is partially dependent on the manner in which the hand is positioned:

With the back of the hand facing the signer (palm of the hand facing the observer), it can mean:

The number two

Victory – in a setting of wartime or competition. It was first popularised in January 1941 by Victor de Laveleye, a Belgian politician in exile, who suggested it as a symbol of unity in a radio speech and the subsequent "V for Victory" campaign by the BBC. It is sometimes made using both hands with upraised arms as United States President Dwight Eisenhower, and in imitation of him, Richard Nixon, used to do. (Warplanes would also commonly fly in a 'V' formation, similar to a flock of birds.)

Peace, or friend – used around the world by peace and counter-culture groups; popularized in the American peace movement of the 1960s. The commonality with the symbol's use from the 1940s was it meaning the "end of war"

V (the letter) – used when spelling in American Sign Language.

The insulting version of the gesture (WITH THE PALMS INWARDS) is often compared to the offensive gesture known as "the finger". The "two-fingered salute", also known as "The Longbowman Salute", "the two", "The Rods", "The Agincourt Salute", and as "The Tongs" in the West of Scotland and "the forks" in Australia,[21] is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow. The V sign, when the palm is facing toward the person giving the sign, has long been an insulting gesture in England,[22] and later in the rest of the United Kingdom. It is frequently used to signify defiance (especially to authority), contempt, or derision.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_sign

No, I'm counting the pixels on my phone display.

christejames:
Its the 'victory sign'... For further enquiry contact your lexicon.

The two signs are not the same. Which one are you talking about?

Firefire:
It is a simple propaganda to give undue honor to the coming administration within shortest time as hero.

- See everything dropping to ZERO within the last days of GEJ.

- Power Generation dropping to lowest

- Fuel importation crisis and scarcity taken to the highest level

- Wave of insecurity and kidnapping.

Posterity shall surely judge everyone including Jonathan.

Even after losing election, you ppl have still not done away with all these funny conspiracy theories, huh? This juju sure pass o

abimbawealth:
Peace...with your palms facing others, not YOU!!!

That can also mean V for victory. But what of the one with the palm facing the you?

deanoffaculty:
Check this out.....

This is not what the sign mean.

beinstein:
Hehehe when i saw the part the commission says "without the appropriate regulatory approval" i knew NCC are only on the lookout to be bribed as usual , nothing else. Apparently fighting for themselves.

Exactly my thoughts.

feran14:
the sign is said to mean peace.. but Nigerians just use it anyhow

It's only one of the signs that signify peace and unfortunately, it's not the one Nigerians throw around.

Twaci:
My soul brother! Abeg I fit come your house this night? Weather don dey change

There are two 'V' signs with very different meanings. Check the pictures below and note the difference.
What is the meaning of each of them and which is the correct one to flash in pictures?

autowiz:
was the replacement gear exactly the same with the old one apart from the sensors?

To the best of my layman knowledge, it's the same. Nothing was modified apart from the two sensors mentioned. Although the mech guy said something like this one japan and American spec. That one uses two pin while the other is three pins. That was why the sensors swap was necessary. Can't remember exactly what he said

Twaci:
I know u are . The list is hereunder.

N1billion.....for dad
N10million....for mum
An estate each for my brothers (5 of them)
A hospital complete with equipments and staff for my sis (Tohpahz)


Should I continue?

Na cobwebs I go give you.

*whistling Osadebe's "osondi owendi"*

Kashif:
Have the car scanned first.

Already scanned, but no codes

Macmilla:
Good day boss.
My car is a honda accord 2001 4cyl.
I recently changed my transmission, but on the new one, the countershaft speed sensor and mainshaft sensor had three pins while the ones on my old transmission had 2 pins. The mech guy had to transfer the sensors from the old one to the new gearbox.

I then noticed that while driving, the transmission upshifts well, but when I slow down, it seems it doesn't downshift to 1, therefore the car will move slowly and gradually speed up no matter how I step on it. This is worse when going uphill.

I also noticed that if I step down to accelerate fast, the car normally downshifts to pick speed, but there is an abnormal 3-4 seconds of drag b4 it downshifts and picks speed.
No blinking D4 and no code on scanning.

Could this be because of the swapped sensors? Or is the gearbox bad?

Oil is DW-1

Cc: autowiz
Cc: luvinhubby
Cc: Gazzuzz

Nobody has given me any reply. Please pals, help a brother.

NLjega:
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Don't try me.

MzNelly:
Lala is not who you think she is, trust me.

Please, enlighten me.

I love the concept of voice notes. It's the closest thing to reality we get here. I listened to all but one, because it was just too large. Not gonna spend my data on that. So sounded like nursery school reciting a special number, some like 50cent, while others are just sweet. I urge everyone to listen to them b4 voting.

My final vote goes to the same beautiful damsel, Twaci. She is beautiful externally and internally. A woman with a beautiful heart is the best any man can ask for.

WE LOVE YOU, TWACI.

I VOTE [size=30pt]TWACI[/size].


Cc: NLjega

kradleber:
I purposely ignored the vitriolic tantrums you were flinging my way in the wee hours of the morning.
do I know you?
if not, then why can't you keep my name out of your little talks?
is that more difficult than playing basketball during crack withdrawal?

stop vying for my attention dude. its getting gay

I just wanted you to have a taste of all the crap you said to Lala247. I'm too busy for such nonsense. I'm a guy like you, so you should know you can't do anything to me other than throwing tantrums at yourself. So please, let me be.