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Godvilla:
[color=olive]Hahahaha.... *Checking his temp* u're okay bro
If u cum hear her voice for real nko?


*Iv died like several times hearing her voice*[/color]

I'll have life support nearby before I try that.

Godvilla:
[color=olive]LOL
I'll place mines along ur path..

*If he should go beyond his boundary... The rest is history

But ehnn... Wenever i take off my beards and mustache, i look like a 25yr old guy...
*U can attest to it....* #winks[/color]

Dude, no offence o, but this comment of yours made me look at your profile pic and, damn! I thought it's kids dt take pictures of themselves while pretending to be asleep?

#justsaying

Godvilla:
[color=olive]

Ur voice give me goose bumps too...[/color]

Damn! I thought it was my brain playing a fast one on me, probably because I'm falling in love, but you just made me realise I'm still sane. There is something about her voice I still can't fathom. It's just too cool.

richidinho:
Only thanks and u gat 104 shares? Goddamit

What if u write "am naked now"

You might crash NL with likes & shares













_{Eyes on u 4rm 2day}

And she will still come back and tell us it's her toes.

Lala247:
For me its my toes only good thing

Hehehe, tell that to blind men. Sweetheart, I ain't blind.

Lala247:
Thanks

104 shares on just "thanks"? Seriously?
Please, what are you guys sharing? I just don't understand.

SexyLala, you are becoming very popular here o.

Frankly speaking, I don't know what I would do. I pray I don't find myself in such situations cos I might do things I will regret later. All I know is that if my wife loves and respects me, she will love and respect my mum even more than she respects me.

Lala247:
ppl


too..

What do I value in foreign ladies?
I have to ask, do you mean white ladies or Nigerian ladies in foreign countries? Either way, to me, there is really nothing special in being foreign. A woman is a woman, no matter where she is. I can never get entangled with a woman simply because she is in a foreign land. Jezebel was not a black woman and neither was Delilah.

#justsaying

Lala247:
New lace hair for guys

Ladies what do u think fake or natural beard and guys would u rock this on a date?
Pic below

Seriously? Are you for real? Just take a look at me from head to toe (I don't care how you do that) and tell me, do you think it's yay or nay?

Lala247:
Pls just let it go .. Not worth it

My dear, I don't do e-fights and I don't insult ppl, but I know very well how to humble ppl.

Atmmachine:
Sorry
I don't talk to goats

Hahaha. That awkward moment when molue tells a Ferrari, "you drive too slow". Just take a look at ur profile pic and compare it with mine and tell yourself the truth, who is the goat.

blublahd:
changing your clothes everyday is an awful comparison to excessive changing of dps.
p.s:I careless about how frequent dps are changed, if at all, it keeps me entertained.

How is it different? You are right, it keeps ppl entertained. Something new to look at.

Lala247:
Lol una go kill me for Nl one day

He thinks I'm those ladies he tries to intimidate. I'm gonna handle his fvckup.

femi4:
commot your glasses make I see your eyes

See them..

Atmmachine:
[size=20pt]GOAT FACE[/size]
You need to work on your poor written English.
#Smelly-ass

Young man, are you well at all? Do you have brain tissue in that skull of urs or is filled with rotten pap? What has goat face and smelly ass got to do with what she said? This stunt you are pulling will never get Rokiatu to like you, so suck it up and get a life.

blublahd:
quite a shallow way to look at it.

Please, could you tell me the deep way to look at it?

dnacrystal:
lol
Trust me nobody wants to look like a duck but many end up looking like that

Even if a lady looks cute with her mouth that way, is she gonna walk around like that everyday? Since that's the only way she looks good, maybe she should.

femi4:
you are my business... deal with it!

Wow, quite interesting to know I have a fan.

PRYCE:
I think those who constantly change their DP's are textbook narcissists!

femi4:
Rokiatu on my mind, she love changing her nl dp like kilode. I can only imagine how frequent she changes her phone dp

Why don't you mind your business?

Freemanan:
Must you generalise? Am not pained, I Am concerned

I just don't understand some ppl.
The picture, mine.
The bbm id, mine.
The phone, mine.
The data, I paid for.
If I change my dp 100 times a day, whose business is it? Mine.
If I change it once a year, still my business.
Ppl should just learn to start minding their business.

dnacrystal:
We do it to create a cuteness effect. Some of us get it wrong and look horrible.

It's a lie. You do it to look like freaking ducks and that's exactly what you ladies achieve.

It beats me why someone will go on a date with an ex when he/she has a fiance.

Those demons that milk us dry, Will they agree?

Very soon, I will be called immature and insecure for changing my clothes everyday.


Pathetic Nigerians

Lala247:
Ok i was browsing facebook when i came across this pic had to look like a few times ... Why would anyone do this .. To a whole first lady ..
Smh

What do u think ? Should ppl be allowed to do this?
And ppl were laughing like its funny ..

The perverted fool that did this should be given 5 death sentences by firing squad.

ejibaba:
You may but you should finish before. Verification.

When is the verification?

Lala247:
There are some things that should be considered bright-red flags when dating. Early stages!

1. They Don’t Make You Feel Special
If you are going to be in a relationship with someone they should make you feel special. If you aren’t being made to feel that way then it is time to re-evaluate the situation. Why waste time on a relationship that doesn’t make you feel great.

2. They Can’t Stop Talking About Someone Else
If your significant other can’t stop talking about a co-worker, a “friend”, or goes on and on about someone else they may be guilty of an emotional affair. And what may start off as an emotional affair may not be too far from a physical affair.

3. They Are Dishonest
Watch for even small warning signs of dishonesty. Do they cheat on tests or lie to get out of situations. Often times these small acts of dishonesty will spill over into your relationship too. You may find all of sudden they start to lie about where they have been or who they have been with. Trust is a big issue in a relationship and once it is gone it is tough to get back.

4. They Are Clingy
A relationship works best when two people have their own hobbies and interest apart from the ones that they share as a couple. If your partner clings to you all the time it may be time to question why they have such a strong attachment. Do they really enjoy spending time with you or do they treat you like you are on probation having to check in all the time. No relationship should alter your lifestyle or take away what is important to you.

5. They Have Explosive Anger
Watch out for someone who gets angry over nothing. It can be very telling what kind of person they are if you see them deal with a stressful situation. Do they swear, throw things, hit or yell in relatively minor situation such as dealing with lost luggage or missing a flight. If so you should be asking yourself if you want to be spending any more time with a person with those types of coping skills.

6. They Constantly Tease
Teasing can be very dangerous. At times it can be innocent and fun but if taken too far teasing is like bullying. It can be demeaning towards the other person and devalue them. If you get angry in response you will likely be targeted as not having a sense of humor.

7. They Are Secretive
If your significant other is suddenly a lot more secretive it should be a warning sign that something is up. Taking phone calls in another room, changing the computer screen when you walk in are all clues that your partner is hiding something.

8. Abuse in Any Way
Of course this seems like an obvious one but a lot of times people believe that someone will change or it will be the last time. It won’t be and it isn’t worth trying.

9. They are Selfish
If they not offer to pay while on a date , signs of a gold-digger or gigolo

10. They are Lazy
This can mean there is no ambition, no future goals or career move. These are spoilt brats and can cause problems within the relationship. E.g buy me Brazilian hair .. But yet she doesn't work . Just end it .


And yours...

Nice writeup, but does it apply to ladies too? If yes, then my interest is in no. 9 cos extremely few naija chics will offer to pay while on a date. Lala247, what do you have to say about that?

Realwvn:
To prevent pregnancy naturally without a condom, one thing you can do is to get a copper T. Women who want to prolong motherhood and enjoy their sex lives can turn to this method. However, there are possible chances that you will not be able to conceive. The other possible way to prevent pregnancy without a condom is to for the woman to consume the pill. Here again, the side effects are in number and one should consume the pill often.

More than this, there are other possible ways to prevent pregnancy naturally without a condom. Take a look at these simple tips to avoid pregnancy:

The Safe Week

The safe period is the best way to prevent pregnancy without a condom. This means you can make love between the 8th day to the 20th day of a woman’s menstrual cycle. Here the first day of the period signifies day one of the menstrual cycles.

Pull & Pray Method

The pull and pray method or withdrawal method is also followed by a lot of couples. However, it is not completely safe. But, according to experts, this pull and pray method is about 83 percent effective, just equivalent to a condom which is said to be 84 percent safe to prevent pregnancy.

The Effective Copper T

The device is implanted by a trained doctor and can be removed when the couple is ready for conception. There are a lot of women who opt for this method to delay the chances of getting pregnant.

Always Stay On The Pill

No matter what, stick to the everyday pill. If you are not on the pill, visit a gynecologist and he/she would suggest what you should do. This is one of the best ways to prevent a pregnancy without a condom. The pill is your answer.

Love The pre-intimacy

pre-intimacy helps to increase the intimacy without making love and the fear of an imminent pregnancy too. So, if you and your partner are not ready to be parents just yet, opt for this beautiful act of showing love.


http://www.naijanewsrave.com/5-ways-to-prevent-pregnancy-without-using-condom/

You got no. 1 mixed up. That's actually the period you shouldn't have sex if you don't want to get pregnant.