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Lala247:
Im telling u
Its real issue .. They go into your profile or read a comment and think they know u, its like one said or u cant get a job with nose ring its like u look u see n judge.. N yet i can pay his house rent for year kmt . Yh the bottom line is the need to know how to block ip addresses simple. Once dey figure that out trust me it will b alot better.
Cuz b harder for ppl to create alternate accounts like cowards, or insult ppl any how.

Privacy is utterly inexistent on NL. I can't just decide who I want to talk to and not to. It can be annoying.

lordyugo:
we knw ur kind over dr.dnt mistake me for ur everyday nairaland guy u think if u mention u make pounds overseas il humble,hahahahaha. .ur forming nose ring,no decent establishment wil gv u a job over dr.akwuna kobo kobo

Na waa o, some guys just make me feel ashamed of being a guy. Must we hate what we can't have? Oooh, ohe nke a nwekwere ka o di (this thing get as e be o)

Lala247:
Exactly ... Or better yet a block button ..

The main problem with NL is that anybody that is able to create a profile has access to every other person. That should not be the case.

Please why do ppl have a problem with ladies carrying condoms? I just don't get it. You carry condoms in ur wallet and you are wise, they carry condoms in their bags and they are harlots? Seriously? A lady allows you to make love to her and she is sweet. she brings out a condoms from her purse for you and she to stay safe and she suddenly turns into a wh0re? Unu esidi n'ike eku ume? (do you ppl breath from ur anus?)
I don't carry condoms in my wallet for the sole reason that it makes it bulky but you bet I always have not less than 2 packs in my car at any point in time. It doesn't make me a sex addict cos I don't even have sex, I make love. But you and I know anything fit happen anywhere and you better be safe than sorry.

If you must know, I will feel safer with a lady that offers me a condom cos it means that she doesn't joke with where I'm about to enter and therefore no guy messes up in there.

Better have it and don't need it than need it and don't have it.

sinizia:
Ladies that carry condoms don't succeed in life? WTf?

How old are you again?

Abeg ask am o. Nairaland no go kill me.

chipmunkey:
Sex now feels like routine.
Nothing exciting anymore.

Feels like I'm doing chores and push ups.

Please sexyLala, pardon my interruption.
Dude, you need to start making love and stop having sex. Ogogoro can never taste like Moet, but they are all alcohol.
But b4 u can make love, you need to fall in love first.

agarawu23:
madam its crazy for a lady to move along with condoms. A responsible lady will never ever include condom in her bag.

Don't forget we r talking abt Nigeria (Africa) not foreign ladies.
for example

I met a new girl and she left her bag with me for some minutes, I searched her bags and found packs of condom . tell me the kind of eyes I will use to look the lady. protection eyes?

And what is wrong in a woman carrying condoms? Why is a man free to carry condoms but a woman can't? The last time I checked, it's the woman that gets pregnant, not the guy. And the guys are good at denying it.
Also the woman is the one more at risk of contacting STIs which includes HIV.
So tell me, who should carry condoms more?

Lala247:
U they search woman bag wey u just meet
Agaruwa ur case special .. U dey search woman bag hmmm lol

*sips tea*

Naijaboiy over to u .. Lol I cant

O dikwa very risky. If needle no prick you, razor go cut you. If razor no cut you, scissors is waiting. Heck, rat fit even bite you.

hifaif:
I am sorry but I have to call you an EDIOT. Anyone with some shame would stop acting the way she does. But Rokiatu seems not to have any. Look at the compliments she gets. Most are just about her ass and how they would like to hit it. She is turning herself into a mere sex object. And anyone that has a superior argument on how a mature woman should comport herself is immediately seen as jealous or frustrated. This woman is so vain that even if you playfully call her ugly, she comes straight at you, using all those vulgar words she uses on her clients at the red district.

Dude you sound pathetic. Are you her guardian? Why are you so concerned about her comportment? Whatever she does with her ass is none of ur business. Even if she is a LovePeddler, it's still none of ur freaking business. And why on earth would you call a lady ugly? Whether it's a joke or not, don't even try it. If you find her ugly, another man sees her as miss world.

stephenqueen:
Am not also against the sending of PMs but there is a way you do it,you gotta do it in a mature way and not by begging a bìtch to reply your PM,that childish mehn!.Guyz that beg ladies to reply their PM are reasons why some ladies here form kim K.

Lol. That's ridiculous. I must say some guys are not representing us well at all.
We must put a lot of facts into consideration.
The first and most important fact is that these ladies are not fools. They also want nice things. You don't expect to upload a picture of urself eating roasted unripe plantain without water, probably holding on to a wall while swallowing to avoid falling down, and expect them to accept ur pm. Packaging matters. Packaging doesn't end with uploading a picture of you in a range sports somewhere in VI, it is seen in every little thing you say on Nairaland.

These ladies have a choice of their own. Every woman you hit on must not accept you. You have to start learning how to deal with rejection or you can as well stop going after them. Begging a lady to reply your pm will NEVER make her reply, take that from me. She will even hate you for that.

Most likely these ladies, if not all, already have boyfriends. The ones that doesn't, probably want to stay that way, so they really don't need you. And therefore, you don't expect them running to reply ur pm.
Even if a particular lady wishes to date a guy on NL, you don't portray urself as a sex junkie, mentioning c¿nt and p¿ssy in every sentence you make and still expect respect from women. Neither will you portray urself as a woman hater and still expect love from women. Show love to one woman and 5 women will like you, or at least, respect u. They are also watching you the way you are watching them.

Please guys, don't send more than one pm per month to a particular lady. If she didn't reply one, she won't reply 5.
Let's be smart.

rokiatu:
On his wife, not just any woman. Because a gf can walk out the door anytime.

I'm quoting this post because of the number of likes it got.

Let me make this crystal clear. All I owe my woman, be it wife or gf, is to make her happy. The only reasonable measurement is how happy she is, not how much I spend on her. And I will do my possible best to make her happy. I will even take her to the moon if she deserves it and I can afford it. But the moment she starts demanding for a percentage, even if it's 1%, that's when I will tell her she has no right over the money I earn. Even if it amounts to 2k monthly, the fact remains that she is not a LovePeddler, so I don't have to pay her for being mine.

And if I may ask, how much of her own income am I entitled to? Or is her own income not meant for spending? You ladies love sounding like dating or marrying a man is doing him a favour that he has to pay for, yet it's still ladies that will seek for prayers for a husband when they hit 30.
The earlier we start seeing dating/marriage as a symbiotic relationship, the better for us.

Lala247:
Oya lets start now .. I got ppl waiting

I'm only gonna be doing medically related therapy. I'm not so good with socialisation to be giving advice on it.
Anyone that wants to talk to someone about medical issues can mention me and I'll reply ASAP.
Please, no one should come to ask me which drug to take for anything cos that's not what I'm here for.

Lala247:
Oh ok

I see your response to my proposal is a negative, right?

sweetorgasm:
u are a shoro niyen

Are you serious? Like I know what that means. Mtcheeeew

uchman:
Stop underrating yourself bae OK...Most of ya mates are married, quit allowing your petit nature to keep deceiving you...


Never reach to marry my foot...
Nolunu ebe afu Na afomu...Tata bia ñuo ara...

Abro, na waa o. Hapunu wata a aka. If she wants to go back into her mother's womb, it's her business, not urs.

Lala247:
Yes how can i help you ..

Did you even read my comment at all? My dear, I don't need help.

stephenqueen:
Bro is like you are getting me wrong, am not in anyway against guyz asking ladies out on social networks, but there is a way you do it. Why will a guy in his right sense ask a lady out on her facebook wall,sending her a message would have been better.

Ok, that's crazy. I get ur point about Facebook. What about pm on Nairaland?

Vickybee:
Even the guys aren't good-looking.
Handsome guys are too calm to be abusive.

stephenqueen:
Baba noting we fit do about dos guys,how the hell will you beg a lady to reply your PM,guyz like him are the reasons those ladies form Kim k here,They are a big let down to the men's world.Imagine a guy asking a friend of mine out on her facebook wall, that's childish mehn!.Is not a must you have a gf,if you are not bold enough to ask a lady out ashawo place dey na,make dem go dey lash dia.But dos gurlz too get fault,make dem no dey display only dia yansh for DP,Does displaying yansh makes them beautiful? Hell no, it will only make guyz to see the as whorès and disturb em with dirty messages from immature guyz

Please o, ewekwala iwe o (no vex o). I believe one can meet someone anywhere. Isn't that the idea behind social networks? If I see a girl on Facebook and I want to get serious with her (which is allowed), how do I meet her if I don't ask her out? If I see a girl I think makes a lot of sense to me on Nairaland, how do I get talking with her if I don't send her a pm?
I just need to learn cos onwerokwa nke m ma (I no sabi anything)

sweetorgasm:
kolo niyen

English, please.

rokiatu:
dude stfu I could very well quote you like I have right now but I ignore most of you low lives attention seekers becUse my attention is what you crave and I refused to give it to you. You can now jump up cuz I finally quoted you. My self worth is far more then the batch that open her infected vaginal for your father to waste his spre...m in. Even though she should have swallow. Dude I am more insultive then all you mothefu...Kerss put together here but the obvious attention seeking you all are looking for is something you guys wouldn't get from me. This is my last post to you, I choose not to reply you fools because you guys can not drag me to your level, you fool this is the internet I can say anything I want to you but mostly
I don't reply because I see most of you fools are social rejects low lives and haters. For people like that you only keep them talking you watch n laugh. And most of ya all profile
Is enough to discourage me to even pay you lots any attention. I usually don't engage in e wars with those Am far far better then......you wasted sprem. As for my dp, I will put what I want and you can keep visting.........you can keep masterb a...ting to my pictures worthless being. Local villager like you, I see where all the negativity is coming from dude you can never even be on the level of the ground I walk on. See your weed smoking eyes....ugly son of a mother fucking batch! Son I know life is hard for you, no wonder you so negative hahahahahahahhahaha you must be from a broken home? How many times did your father beat up your mom when you were young? Did she get brutally ra...pedi I front of you as well? You better go look for somewhere to lose your virginity you social reject. Nerds feeling funky on the Internet, but you know the sad part, when you put that Internet off you go right back to reality your sad pathetic life. Internet can give even toothless fools a mouth to talk. So for people like us we just ignore you fools. And all the fools viewing I choose to ignore your idio...tic because we are not on the same level.

Now, that is one long out pour of bitterness.

Please ppl, why can't you all leave this lady alone oo? Gini bu ihe a? It's a free world naah. Even if she shows her pusssy on her profile picture, it's only busybody that will make you pick interest in it.

And for you Rokiatu, you get strength o. You sat down to type all this just to give relevance to someone's ranting, huh? You should know that ppl will pick on u if they can't get ur attention. I call it beef and I define it as a manifestation of unreciprocated admiration. So take a chill pill, pick a bowl of popcorn and enjoy the fame like this my pal below.

sweetorgasm:
WOYA O nairalanders rokiatu is da bomb, have u all seen her new DP? men she is sexier dan kim kardasian and nicki minja combined together, "ROKIATU AND LALA247 will nt kill me b4 my time. "woya o team vaseline crews, do ur jobs.

No doubt, there are some sick mudafukas on Nairaland. You are a perfect example.

bakila:
You should not have brought stupidity into your comment. Go back and read my comment again and come back to apologise for your inappropriate language. Are your sisters, mother, grandmother, wife, daughters and other female relations not your women? Do you ever calculate how much you spend on them in providing education, comfort and future security for particularly your children who may be female.
I am waiting for that apology, mister quick quick type response and mention.

I must admit I misinterpreted ur comments, but no apologies just yet.
First, the sentence that had 'stupidity' in it, also had 'if'. So it's a conditional statement and unless you met those conditions, I never insulted you.
Secondly, I understand ur point about "women", but let's look at it this way. If you spend 50% of ur income on the women in ur life, it will only be fair to spend 50% also on the men in ur life. Heck, you have a father, brothers, male cousins, nephews, friends, male children, etc. They need education, comfort and security too. If that is the case, you are left with nothing for urself, ur bills, ur investments, etc.
Prove me wrong and you will have ur apologies.

Lala247:
Yes 150mb internet superfast broadband
Electricity been on since I was born

And if I may ask, dear, where is that?

rokiatu:
hahahahahahahhahaha I thought I was the only one who noticed. Most of them are just so jealous. Me I know every type on here that's why sh..out don't get to me. I think it was 2010 or so a branch of girls open a thread about how fake I am and how am using buttt..pad and stuff. That thread will always be the funniest thing to me. Women took it upon themselves to open a thread like that. Lol they feel so threaten. The only thing that get me shaking my head everytime, the women.......as for the guys mtchwwwwwww who give a Shi...t about them. They are all obsessive stalkers because if I don't like something I stay as far from it as possible. But most of them fav hobby is checking my profile....lol and they have send pm upon pms......I ignore because you see I got a man hahahahah so they can continue been bitter. But the girls man so sad and pathetic.

My dear, it will do you a lot of good if you stop being paranoid.

bakila:
The seriousness with which you delivered the comment. 80% is too high. In reality though, men spend 50% of their earnings on their women.

I don't know if you are a guy, but assuming you are. Assuming you earn 500k per month, do you spend 250k monthly on ur woman? If you do, then the words that will describe ur stupidity have not been invented.

Lala247:
Hello
The demand for therapy here on romance land is great..

What are we here for
1)troubled user
2) kids
3) sexualy frustrated users
4) users that find it hard to spress themselves i civilised manner
5) anyone with underline pcycotic issues
6) help with creating topic ( not rubbish)
7)fp issue ( uve been creating topic n yet no front page come ere) we can help
8.) girls not responding to pm (come here kets get to d root of your problem)
9) u have been friendzoned , sonzoned, brotherzone and u can deal ( where here to help)
10) rejected
11) e-wars kets help u resolve d issue

We offer treatment also for severe cases



Please respect the therapy room
Opening time 8am - 12pm mon-sun

Therapist on call -- lala, brie , missghost (part time lol) .. DrAify

Mods on call: ishilove, lalasticlala
Cc lala247 to book session.. We even call our patients

I will like to propose a new department, medical therapy/information. This department will handle medical issues and questions. But it needs to be okeyed by the OP, who is the CEO of this therapy institution.

I really hope I'm not in the wrong place.
Heck, if I am, then I need "thread alignment" therapy.

Lala247:
Yes completely

Who else would he spend it on ..

*sips tea*

Keep dreaming.

But on a more serious note, if a man spends 80% of his money on you, I'm guessing his family that raised him should hit blazes, right? And the remaining 20% will serve for himself, his bills, his savings, his investments, his daily expenses, etc, right?

streetsoldier1:
Naija version

Now, this is an expensive joke.