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Trinxie:
*carries moping stick*...*beats him* "wha...wha...what are u doing here?"...*drops moping stick* "is this your office? Ehn ..."DONT MOVE A MUSCLE...DONT MOVE A MUSCLE"...*lands him slap*...PAAAAAAA!!!!

Lala247:
Idontblive it proof or....

zealot4me:
that's harsh

jewelgold:
Dear all

I created a thread about my fiancee's question "hope u won't be angry if I have phone intimacy with someone else"

Please read the thread to get a full dose of it

Since then, she is being pleading, saying hope am nt angry. I said am not, so I deliberately did not call her for 3 days,

Today I was surprised to see her in my house, she said she came to pick some of her things, after which she zoomed out, I didn't make effort to stop her, just laid on my bed

She came in the second time, picked a few things and left, I didn't move an inch nor alter any word

She came in the third time, and said "am I this heartless? U didn't try to stop me?

What is she into? Am I heartless for not saying anything

Insults are welcome....

Lala247:
Loool

Howcomes:
Please ladies, am still single and can't marry a girl with tattoo. Let some good girls stay without tattoo so that me and other guys like me can get someone to marry.
Thanks to the Laddies that will comply.

Dubemkelly:
Now, this is a BOY

falconey:
Some men don’t really know how to appreciate
their wife or show her compliments that will sweep
her off her feet. Below are some of the best
compliments you can give your wife as a man.


1.YOU LOOK AMAZING! Every woman appreciates
knowing that she looks incredible. When it comes
from you (the most important person in her life and
the only one whose thoughts really matter to her), it
means a lot! It means that much more when it’s
unsolicited. So, the next time you see your wife,
take a good long look at her, and then tell her she
looks amazing. Because she does.


2. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! When husbands and
wives are best friends, it creates an emotional
intimacy that can’t be beat. Your wife needs to know
that you consider her to be your very best friend.
Your go-to person when you feel happy, sad, elated,
discouraged, or stressed. When you express your
feelings about about the friendship you share, she
will feel instantly connected to you, and that will pay
big dividends!


3. I LOVE YOUR LAUGH! Oh, her laugh. It gets you every time. Even if it is a little high-pitched, it’s still
beautiful to you. You love watching her enjoy a
deep belly laugh – especially when it’s over one of
your jokes (that probably no one else would find
funny, too!). You love the expression on her face
when she laughs, and how laughter brings out the
flirtatious side in her. So, tell her you love her
laugh.


4. YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! Your wife has a handful of delightful-smelling perfumes, lotions, body sprays, hair products, and shower gels that make her smell amazing! Like the you-notice-every-time-she- walks-into-a-room amazing. If you love the way
her hair smells, tell her. When she cuddles up to
you on the couch, whisper “You smell delicious.”
She’ll take note to always spray on that same
perfume whenever she wants to be close to you.


5. YOU'RE SO SMART! Your wife is a genius. You
know it, even if you don’t always like to admit it.
Even if your wife doesn’t have multiple degrees or
sit on some high-profile board, she probably
schools you whenever you play Trivial Pursuit or
Bezzerwizzer (if you haven’t heard of those games,
you may want to check them out!). She knows her
stuff. Admire her smarts and tell her out loud how
much you appreciate her know-how and being
able to turn to her for advice.


6. THOSE JEANS LOOK GREAT ON YOU! You’re a pretty observant and classy guy when you notice when your wife has a nice pair of jeans on. So tell her! She wants to know what you like and she needs to know you love being at her side and feel proud to call her your wife! A simple compliment like this
goes a long way in boosting her confidence and
lifting her self esteem.

http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/relationship-tips-for-men-compliments-you-can-give-your-wifewoman-to-make-her-happy/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Cc lalasticlala

ADD YOURS......

stingbreed:
This means u do not have much experience with women.. Its not everything u tell a woman,,,
They very good at getting even when offended or cheated on.....

omooba969:
Too much nollywood & ghallywood dey worry u.

chigoizie7:
U go wit tire.

loomer:
But make una wait o, wat about woman wey de beat husband nko, if the man run, those that make him a boy?

Lala247:
No a real man tells his wife n face the consequence if any

cutietokunbo:
Rubbish written by Rubbish Somebody Nobody

It's immaturity that makes a man to beat a woman/lady regardless what d lady/woman has done right- This mentality alone is a sign of immaturity. Go and marry a troublesome lady and come back here to tell us how sweet your life has been after 5yrs in the marriage.

Manner has nothing to do with a man/boy or Age . There are so many grown up men out there who are mannerless while a boy of 6 yrs of age is very civil, polite, responsible and respectful

Lies: So you mean all these our grandfather politicians from Anenih, Obasanjo, Alex Ekwueme to Tinubu are not men but boys simply cos they lie

Let me stop here 4 now........

harry509:
well said gbam! So.... Wat Rr d sign's dat u Rr datin a girl nt a woman?

Lala247:
He waits till she calms down .. Look women crumble when u do nothing *secret*

Lala247:
Signs you a dating a boy and not a man

1.)Lives at home with parents
A real man wants responsibilities. Wants to be out in the real world figuring out how life works e.g getting a job , paying bills , studying etc. a man also helps out his family long after his left his home to ease the stress on his parents.
Only a boy would carry on living with parents eating, taking their money and not contributing nothing to the household .
2.) does not work
A man is hard working , never wants to be idle plans for his future and is very ambitious, because his working toward having a family settling down and living a comfortable life. A boy on thinks about now, lazy and has no ambition whatsoever .. Some don't even want to study or further their education. But i bet you they are hitting clubs and down with current fashion n music...
3) very childish
They joke alot, they take nothing serious everything they do or say is one big game or party.you can never have a straight or mature conversation with them.
4.)Anger
They get angry quick over little things and can be very irrational in decision making. A man would never hit a woman no matter the situation but find ways around a hostile encounter.
5.) Rejection
A man is not afraid of rejection but sees it as a learning experience to better himself or move on . A boy takes offence and acts out in a childish manner.
6.)Initiative
A man knows a good woman when he sees one , they look beyond beautiful and overall appearance and get to know a lady inside and out, they are not shy and can take risk even if it means looking silly to get the woman. A boy mostly interested in appearance they are not bothered about getting to know a woman also they find it hard to commit .
7.)Honesty
Boy tell lies alot petty ones, a man is honest and knows when to take ownership of his mistakes . A man is not afraid to apologise for wrong doings . A boy would make excuses for them.
8.)Manners
A man has manners they are polite and treat women right . They respect your parents and family. a boy lacks manners some wont even greet your parents and they talk to women like objects .


Source: me


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vickylala239:
Hmmm u and answers to sex topic.....there is no sexx topic that I cnt find you.haba!!!

sex expert!! No b every thing you go comment on Na haba.or better still give way to new comers.

Or try marry So that you go swap to married thread.

Marry So Dat u will lock up small.!!

Or try organise seminar for us....

Sex this sex that you must appear,I Jst cnt wait for you to marry n b matured enuf to leave thread that are meant for kids. .

I Dnt knw Wat interest you about sex ohh,I use to think that this sex of a thing is mostly guys.

I notice Mst gels view topics Lik this without comment,y r u Lik this.doe I knw d decent gels hardly comment on things that Dnt glory God.

Y cnt u Jst try and pretend a little.I knw gels for pretending wen it cums to Lov of sex.why r u different. Na nawa ohh.

Whr u see 20boys this gel Mst find way in.and average gel is always shy wen too many guys r around.in ur case I Jst taya.Weda ur a Tom boy I Dnt understand.

Haba try retire Na!!

Oya haters tak ova!!!!

philmama:
Personaly if I hav sex on a 1st date its simply d end of dat rlship 4 me,cus if u rily care u wil definitly respect nd adore me. Period!

Lala247:
Lol wts going on

Krystalxxx:
Experience or no, I just don't support the idea anyway.

Cutehector:
who is dis one.. When did d devil come to tempt Jesus?

Cutehector:
chill. I will chyke u at ur weakest moment.. Nw ur gona put up ur defence.

Krystalxxx:
For a girl? No please no. He's going to laugh at you all the way home. You're going to be seen and treated as such a clown, such a fool.

Lizabeth25:
Why engaging into sex before marriage..?

To me, sex on first and last day of dating is not biblical.! We are supposed to abstained ourselves from things like this so that God will be pleased at us.

Lala247:
Very possible oh hmm u wanna come here n see how ppl operate here sex is nothing here .. Some within one hour of meeting the person they don bsng waka ... Its just oersonal choice n self worth .. But its not a bad thing for some ppl .. My friend been with her man 5 years now n dey banged first day been living together ever since .. So i guess it can work for some ppl