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Most dangerous, yet you guys can't live without them.

sandrahnaub:
I do! Just saying!

If you don't want things written where they are not supposed to be written, then you shouldn't mind if send you a pm so we talk in private, would you?

sandrahnaub:
okay thankx. *nt sure dz was sopose 2 b written on dz thread*

Who cares what is written where?

Chiam55:
Ok lol I never claimed to know how the brain works. What she's going through is a form of sleep apnea.... But if you have advice for her then the floor is yours.

My dear, it's not a form of sleep apnoea.
Sleep apnoea means cessation of breathing during sleep. When it occurs, it's momentary cos you should know what happens when you don't breath for a long time.
The are two sets of muscles that never rest from birth to death. They are your respiratory muscles and your cardiac muscle. You can imagine how funny it sounds when someone says your body is asleep when your brain is awake. That's like the dumbest explanation of the year.
The brain does a lot of things and we still don't understand most of them. Even asleep, your brain still does a lot of work even while resting.
The brain can be largely divided into two parts, your conscious and subconscious. The conscious takes part of the activities you actually know you are doing and the things you think about before doing. The subconscious does the opposite. You ever see a lady plaiting hair without thinking of where to put the next finger yet she creates a nice hair very fast? When you touch a very hot object, do you think of dropping it or you drop it even before thinking? That's called reflex. And it's taken care of by your subconscious (cerebellum, medulla oblongata and the reflex arc). This part of the brain does not contribute to your memory.
So why sleepwalking, your conscious brain (cerebrum) is still asleep but your subconscious is fully awake and they have a direct link to your muscles. But because your subconscious cannot think, it can only do things you have so much mastered that's why you only do the things you do a regular basis when sleepwalking.

So the opposite can explain what happens in sleep paralysis. The cerebellum and medulla, which directly control your muscles are still asleep while your cerebrum is awake. That's why you can remember.

Lala247:
Make u grumpy * hugs*
Made beans too much pepper in it .. U want some

Wow! You cook beans? Would love to have some.

Lala247:
Thought u where working ?

All works and no play, ....

Darkrebel666:
~ That's why I said- "People fear what they don't understand"

The malaria was just an analogy ...
People tend to believe its the doing of some unseen and invincible principalities that's the cause of whatever problem they are facing and can't explain or comprehend due to ignorance and illiteracy...
If Twaci knew about the medical term Sleep Paralysis, then she wouldn't have attributed the cause of the temporal stiffness and rigormortis some people experience when they wake up from slumber to Spirituality...
I hope you assimilate the gist

Rigor mortis? Kai! Many people be forming doctors for here.

Twaci:
Awwwww Thanks a lot! Ofcourse I'm not afraid of criticism...okay, a lil bit

You shouldn't be scared of constructive criticism.

Chiam55:
It's normal. It's when your brain wakes up before your body. It's the opposite of sleep walking when your body wakes before your brain. If it happens often then it becomes a form of sleep apnea. Google it you'll find a lot of medical explanations. It's not spiritual people turn to that reasoning whenever they can't understand something. Let us see if xiadnat can add some light to this for us.

Sleep apnoea? Seriously? This comment of yours shows you have not the slightest idea on how the human body/brain works.

shikshark:
medically....your brain woke up before other parts of the body

Now, that's ridiculous.

Twaci:
Sure thing dear

I don't understand. You won't mind or you would? Anyway, I'm sending you a pm, I hope you reply.

Twaci:
Am Tyrion's twin

Thanks, I appreciate ur kind words...U are a nice guy

I just read your thread, it's a twaci world. I saw where you said "to read, criticise and like". I read, liked but was disappointed when I discovered I was unable to criticise. Where's the fun if I can't say what I think. I'm very sure you are not scared of criticism.

sandrahnaub:
Thank u

About your profile picture, I guess you had to show us a close shot of your eyes so that we can see your contact lenses. They look cool, though not really attractive.

Twaci:
Am Tyrion's twin

Thanks, I appreciate ur kind words...U are a nice guy

Lol.
Well, that would explain the smartness, but I seriously doubt it. I think you are tall enough, heck, not as .... as Tyrion Lanister.

Do you mind being friends with this "nice" guy?

Twaci:
I pray so. Thanks dear

You have what it takes to win. The only thing I'm yet to verify is your height. But I guess it's not needed here.
You are beautiful and intelligent, the kind of person I love having as friend.

Twaci:
My day is fine . Thanks dear.

The contest is on Monday. I think you will win.

Lala247:
Lol baby

Yes love. You know I always say the truth.

Macmilla:
That awkward moment when you think you are hitting a guy with a bat or taser and he is busy getting a boner admiring you.

Damn Nairaland autoreplace. Situation is b¤ner, erectio.

vinxce:
Ha!! Some guys are wicked. They just sit
and wrote down these signs of how to
know you are ugly as a girl. This isn’t personal
anyway. If any of these
situation have happened to you….no be
my fault. Lol.
1. Ugly girls will tag 100 people in .

How to know a jobless guy; he sits down to write a whole bunch of crap.
How to know an ugly guy; he tries to find reasons to believe others are ugly too.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
One man's poison is another man's pizza.

So op, as much as I know you copied this shit, suck it up and leave other ppl alone.

Lala247:
Lol twaci abeg oh .. Dont damage ur pretty hands breaking it ..
I got an electric taser

That awkward moment when you think you are hitting a guy with a bat or taser and he is busy getting a boner admiring you.

Twaci:
I have no idea of whachu talking about. How's ur day?

I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about. I've been down that road before. It feels good, no doubt. You look cute, I must say.
I'm fine. You?

Twaci:
thanks.

I guess you got what you wanted, a compliment.

Back then when we want ppl to praise us, we first say something awful about ourselves so that they will then check us out and give us compliments. Don't worry dear, we know what you just did.

That awkward moment when you mentioned your crush and your crush replies with "who is this one?"

pijay:
If ya NYSC will be out before the camp screening after u pass the exam. U can apply

Please when exactly is the camp screening?

Chukz1010:
When will you complete your service? If it's June, you may apply but if it's Oct. batch, na Officers Mess dem go use your money do Tombola.

I'm a medical doctor and passing out October. I guess it's a no go for me.

Babes be thinking they have big butts, when actually they have trunkal obesity.

But that's none of my business.

lordyugo:
u really should go bak nd get a refund frm d crappy skul u went to seriously.
so d correct eng should b " women don" ? Clown.

Wow! You had 11days to correct yourself and this is what you came up with? What a waste. I'm not gonna do the job of your primary school teacher. But I'll just beg you to stop embarrassing yourself. Just learn how to use your apostrophe.

Jeeez!!! How many pages and still counting? I can't keep up. All this drama just for ms Nairaland? Na waa oh. Una get mind o. Folks spending time to design banners for campaign, even animated ones. Folks crying foul and accusing everybody of being bias. I won't be surprised if someone has gone to consult a spiritualist probably for a talisman that will make her win. All for what? Can't even remember. What will happen if I stake #5milla? Lemme guess. Guns and grenades, even nukes will enter nairaland.
Una de try ooh