₦airaland Forum

kayciano:
WOMEN think they are the only ones interested in HUSBANDs....

I need a WIFE as well....
-a working class lady
- a presentable lady...
-height 5ft 5inch at least..or 1.7M.
-waist line 36...
-ass line 52...
-breast line 40...
-oblong head/face....
-retroverted UTERUS...
-age..b/w 22 and 26..
-fair to creamy in complexion.
-last Baby of the family precisely..
-CGPA..3.5 and above..
- a Christian ( well devoted)
-or Muslim ready to convert..
-virgin or near Virgin..
-enlightened and sociable..but prudent..
-superb medical history...
-adventurous, yet submissive...
-Minimal dependent relatives..
-comfortable family...
-genotype AA, HIV negative, EBOLA negative,
-family not more than 5siblings..with most married

DON'T BOTHER ABOUT ME...
WHEN U MEET ME , u will definitely CHERISH ME...
I have a GOOD JOB, GOOD APARTMENT, and growing in my profession.

Dude, you de vex o.
Lemme add more for u.
She must be born by spontaneous vaginal delivery.
She must be menstruating for 5days every month.
She must be using less than 2 sanitary pads every month.


#laffwantearmyboxers

searching4love:
:-/

WHO CARES I PREFER ALL NIGERIAN GIRLS REMAIN SINGLE. THEY ARE THIEVES LOOKING FOR THE NEXT PREY TO DEVOUR. THEY SCAM MEN IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT GUY WHEN YOU PRETEND TO BE BROKE. THEY'RE NOT LOYAL. TRUE LOVE AND PERSEVERANCE IS NOT IN THEIR DICTIONARY. ALL THEY KNOW IS TO GO ON A DATE WITH A NEW CATCH AND ORDER WHAT THIER FATHER CANT BUY THEM AT HOME. THEY EAT WITH GREED AND GROW BELLIES LIKE GLUTTON. VALENTINES DAY IS APPROACHING, IF YOU DOUBT ALL I'M SAYING VISIT A NEARBY EATRY AND SEE THEM FILL THIER TABLES WITH FOODS AND DRINKS THEY CAN'T AFFORD COURTESY OF A NEW MAGA SITTING IN HER FRONT. THIEVES

This guy is damn wounded n bitter.

mrdrizzy:
excuses here and there, Nigerians eh


from 4g to slot what next?

no wireless charging

No, the next complain will be that the phone no get air conditioner.

Dollarbills:
At list power bank can solve d battery problems, but a second sim nd an mcard is highly needed, can't leave 1 4 d oda, except u leave d Mcard nd carry 2 or 3 phones around.

You are willing to carry a heavy power bank around but you can't carry a tiny nokia torch phone around, isn't that ridiculous? You want a cheap phone, yet you want it to carry the whole world. Very soon you will request for a phone with refrigerator yet it should be less than 2k. Nonsense
Nigerians can never be pleased.

0rex:
Looks like your condenser fan is not working well or your system is low on gas.

I'm sure the two fans blow pretty well. Dt means gas, right?

Please pals, my ac blows cold air only on high speed. Once I slow down or in traffic, it throws warm air at me. What could be the problem? Is my compressor failing?

What is the capacity of the video card?

Indomie things
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Sunny day
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Group selfie
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3 platoon, my able platoon, training with Oracle under the sun and in the rain.

Arrival

Hello people. What do you plan to do with all those pics you took in camp?
Why not show them off to us? Let's see what you did in camp.

xpensiv05:
Gimme ur no or pin

My number is already in this thread. 08030553091

Hello my informed friends. A friend just installed a used transmission on a 4cyl 2001 accord but with issues. The car shifts smoothly like new when cold with no jerks at all. It starts misbehaving when warmed up. It will start with jerky shifting on gear 1-2 and eventually end up in limp mode with blinking D4. Codes p1753 and p0730 were pulled. Turning it off and on brings it out of limp mode but it goes back as soon as it wants to shift to 2.
Any advice on how to solve this issue? Is the transmission a bad one? Please help.

Hello my informed friends. A friend just installed a used transmission on a 4cyl 2001 accord but with issues. The car shifts smoothly like new when cold with no jerks at all. It starts misbehaving when warmed up. It will start with jerky shifting on gear 1-2 and eventually end up in limp mode with blinking D4. Codes p1753 and p0730 were pulled. Turning it off and on brings it out of limp mode but it goes back as soon as it wants to shift to 2.
Any advice on how to solve this issue? Is the transmission a bad one? Please help.

stevoskyj:
Delta C14

Please is it true that a female corper in your camp was decamped yesterday 16th November for slapping a fellow male corper??

That's true.

adefunke62:
Delta state corpers, pls what I saw on the front page of this forum, is it true?

What did you see?

tsinepa:
Platoon 3 in the houz??

Same here. Platoon 3 things.

20 days to go.

I dey camp clinic.

I'm already in camp.

tasceige:
You done yet? How many bags..... Lol

One very huge bag.

eamodu:
na boss u be o,u won't get issues wit movement n life in Delta be that.

That was the plan.

eamodu:
we go look 4 outsiders,non NL gals.u r based in Delta right?

Yep

Folzye:
That's why we have Google.... Lol

Knowing the symptoms is very easy, but showing the signs is quite difficult.

eamodu:
is it dt we don't av females from NL posted 2 Delta ni?i don't mind seeing some in person really.Make una no mind me jare,camp will be boring without the women folks Nt 4 bad tins oh.

Who we go ask if na for bad thing?

Who is done packing?

fulfillment2020:
I think they may ask me the symptoms of the ailment and the drugs administered.

That's where you will have a very big problem in your hands.

sabiguy:
Lol if the NYSC officials are smart diplomats being a governmental institution, that thing would look funny especially if the presenter of d document looks healthy, but na naija we dey jooor. As long as d guy do normal, em go redeploy am. The doc. Shoulda just complain about asthma or some infections undergoing treatment. Lol both d guy and him doctor na Mr.Ibu and Osofia . Its funny tho. I hope it works out for him

For the first time, we are agreeing on something. That doctor must be a clown.

fulfillment2020:
Abeg make una no vex ooo, this is what my doctor from UPTH wrote in my report " relapse case of Glomenlonephirities associated with complicated renal failure, recent scan result also reveal a case of Amoebic Liver Abscess" abeg doctors in the house make una help me explain dis tin abeg, God 4give me, those things wey him write no be my portion in jesus name Amen.

Why do you need an explanation? I thought all you need is redeployment? You just got it.
But I think your doctor went too far. Amoebic liver abscess was completely unnecessary. Made the whole thing sound suspicious. If you have all those ailments, you are not far from a walking corpse.

Vuitton:
I hear it's about 50k now sha..

Automatic?

eamodu:
boss,abeg r u sayin one will get 2 Asaba/issele uku b4 one gets 2 Benin?will be comin from Kogi state.

It depends on the route taken.

izikmax:
Pls how long is the journey from jos to delta n wia exactly wil i drop wen i get to delta!!!

Drop at Asaba and find a bus to Issele uku.
If the vehicle is passing through to Agbor/Benin, drop at issele uku junction.