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vickydevoka:
He wants fine chikdrry and early grave

true bro..... marriage no b beans this guy's no know

A lady with serious anger issues should b a turn off for you. my guess is, she's beautiful and good curves na watin dey blind most guys wey dey regret their marriage now with ladies like ur babe

Shameless thing

The term Evening News Paper got me laughing hard.....may our sisters not end up as Evening News Paper.. AMEN.....haha

A man that Sees something prospective about you in terms of marriage won't keep you for 18months without asking you out. I mean it's obvious you get it own wahala for body na y him jus keep u 4 friend zone. forget about all this nonsense catchy feelings u dey yarn...for you to see love and not be able to identify it means u get serious wahala.

Aaaaarghmed:
Normal normal,woman must Bleep up sometimes,but the day I knew my current babe loved me was one day like dat,she had earlier sold some of her house items and went to her state but things were not good for her there in Anambra,so she came back to Abuja and we were able to raise small money to rent a room in wumba in Apo ,we no get anything inside,even no bed.we always sleep on the wrapper spread on the bare ground. One day I saw a neighbor throwing out a very flat foam at our backyard and I told her I wud observe to see if the person is dumping it away or drying it in the sun.the foam was there for like 4days and I concluded to take it inside so we can use it.i told my gf and I went to the backyard to take it,she told me to stop and she came to the back to meet me and took the foam from me to the house.i asked her why did you not allow me to carry it myself,she said she cannot bear the tot of seeing me carry a leftover foam inside ,that it's better it's her carrying it incase pesin dey shout ,thief thief.it touched me till date.today we stay in one of the top best place in Abuja ,foam no be problem,household property yakpa sef,I dey even wonder how we go sell dem if we wan finally leave d country.she was patient.God is Good

Please tell your wife that someone here on nairaland said God will bless her immensely,she will live long to eat the fruit of her labour, I've not seen her but she's indeed a blessing....my God....she's blessed.. Please tell her Sir

Move watin forward? na me block road before??....chineke kporkwanu orku there

power, connection and love

young guys please in all you do, avoid ladies from poor backgrounds.(no offense to those from there). this one up there has added a liability to his life, funny how he's gloating n claiming redpill. A woman that only have her kpekus and her demands to bring to d table is a full fledge liability.

TheMostComplex1:
Lol whatever you have written here is for yourself.

Note the guy is neat the only challenge he has at the moment is that he's still struggling but would get there one day with hard work & God on his side.

I'll follow him

it's not about saying I'll follow him dear....but how long can you hold on to this decision...many will give him a time frame but we all know God's plan and timing ain't same as ours..same ladies screaming I'll follow him,might give up on d long-run.

Many ladies will come here now and lie....their heart says d opposite. they'll always say," I no come this world come suffer."

cnc programming

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stay single....

kaityn:
Good afternoon great members of this wonderful forum. Yes ooo something happened. The feelings, emotions, and tears was just so overwhelming. Grab a popcorn and a soft drink because I am going to take you on a cool ride. I will be brief and short on this. Whoops!!!

I came back from the atm machine after doing withdrawal this morning just so happy like as if I won jack pot. Just keep reading you will know why I was that happy.
On my way back home, a voice was telling me to go say hi to a friend down the street. I was like, shey I will see her later in the evening but the voice was too strong to resist. I went there obediently. My dearies, what I saw really took me off balance. I saw my beautiful friend trying to commit suicide by hanging. I did a lot of soothing and motivational words to her even I myself felt motivated.

At last, she was just shedding tears uncontrollably and I had to rescue her from that strange looking rope that looks like snake. She said when she was about commiting suicide, that a voice told her that help is coming her way repeatedly. That indeed I was the one God sent to help her. To cut the whole matter short, I asked her what was the problem and she said she needs #40,000 to clear school debts so as to be cleared to write her exams.

I heard it loud and clear, give her the whole money you have with you and it was indeed the #40,000 I planned to use in buying my new sewing machine after selling my phone and from my little savings ha! Hot sweats began to flow from every corner of my body immediately. I had no choice than to obey. The hugs, kisses, and love I received was just awesome. We were both crying uncontrollably. I can tell hers was a cry of joy but I can't really place mine. Immediately, I felt peace in my soul after seeing her dash to school to clear off jher debts.

My dear, people pass through alot. Forget those smiles and laugh they do wear as if all is well. Make those calls or send text if possible, pay them a visit. Please if you are opputurned to help don't hesitate, do it. You are saving a life. Remember, we rise by lifting others and God will open His windows of Heaven and pour out His unending Blessings on you.

And please, if you are contemplating on commiting sucide. Please remember, You are destined for greatness, you are too beautiful to disappear, your future kids will never come into existence if you die now, the world is yours to own, you did not go through everything you just went through to have your life ended right now, and most especially, I love you but God loves you more!

Please Lalasticlala front page please. More people need to be liberated. I feel it in my spirit. Thanks for your time.

May God bless you

Ishilove:
If you call that crap he wrote up there wisdom, then you need to pray to God for wisdom

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NwaAmaikpe:




Your boyfriend is not just an insecure scumbag who is unappreciative of the lenghts you're willing to displease yourself and go to so as not to put a financial strain on him, he is also emotionally colour blind not to see all the red flags that show that you are an undercover whoore whose kpekus is being shared.

The first red flag here is that you are doing a job you don't like just because of the money.
This means you have the propensity to compromise on your standards.

Experience has also taught us that ladies who get their validation from the number of toasters they get spread their legs faster than a baby vulture learning to fly because for them, it is an honour to be even considered desirable.

So as a very beautiful lady who is sure to get a new toaster every single day, it is almost impossible for you to convince me that your boss, the man who is your source of income; the same one who upgraded you from waitress to personal secretary is yet to see the "assets" those other toasters see in you.

Except you have a Master's degree in Hospitality Management or you are a consultant in Project Management, I am yet to see what other qualification asides kpekus that will bring about a female secretary's late night meetings with her boss over the smooth operations of the club; a meeting that will necessitate brainstorming till very late in the night and ends up making them sleep over at work.

Anyone who has been to a club know that only two things happen in a club; debauchery and more debauchery. Just being in that environment is enough to damage your moral compass.
So a lady who knows she is beautiful and has broken her standard for money will do it again and again. If not for the money, maybe just to justify why her boss should promote her from waiter to his secretary.

And for the information of the naive, there is no human in the world who is incapable of cheating. The only ones who are yet to cheat are the ones that do not have either or both of the following;
i). A reason to.
ii) An opportunity to?

And you have both.
Your boyfriend is foolish to be protective over the integrity of your kpekus, I only wish he knew that at the extent you've gotten to now, even a big size padlock and two soldering machines won't keep it shut.

Over to Lalasticlala and the other elders.

my God see wisdom on rampage...

FalseProphet1:
I can see your grave, the date has already been fixed, keep threading on this path and it will become a reality.

This I have seen.

haha

Lilpen3758:
na make she no jazz you ooh

haha...I don cut of ties with her already...no fear my Brother

Lilpen3758:
no dare marry her ooh

My brother you no need tell blind man say train dey come..

I remember that year I was dating this matured lady(she was older than me actually) but we jus clicked...I was managing wan small teaching job then, so one night she came to my family house to c me and then she said I should follow her back to her place, so I did. we boarded a Keke and we both got in..I was broke that Period I didn't have any cash on me so I was thinking she was going to pay. when we arrived our destination,we came down time to pay all eyes turned to me, even d people inside d Keke were looking at me. I then told her I had no cash on me...omoh naso dis lady begin para 4me...that in my life I shouldn't dare bring her out this way to disgrace her...chai e b like say make ground open ma enter ..lol....I was jus speechless... someone inside d Keke now opted to pay...thank God for today sha the same lady na she dey patch ma marry am.....Tru Tru table of life dey turn oh....no jokes

IamLEGEND1:
Your thread was posted on the wrong continent .
Next time, try North America or Europe.

Yours,
Glo customer care service.

hahahh ..chai nairalanders with mouth

Stacy howfar

how can a grown up man with pubic hairs all over be behaving like a child.. imagine this one talk abeg, paying salary to a ghost worker...tufiakwa

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what's the last price for it ??

Jeon:
So your body count is 3 +1 =4

Hmmm

this kid u better stop trolling this forum with your childish comments....ignore if u can't stand it wtf.

Mylife89:
I’m currently serving, I meet this beautiful, lady while in camp, We served together till my relocation worked, we were in love or so I thought.

Things has been going well, even when it's a long distance relationship, up until yesterday night I called her and while we were talking the following was happening:

She wasn't paying attention while responding awkwardly

She was trying hard not to moan loud.

She was telling me to go to bed that it's late in a moaning tune.

While I was still trying to listen more closely, I could hear a guy spitting, I'm sure on her pussy and giving her head which even made her not talk back for some split seconds.

As a guy man I coded, but still kept the conversation going even with the responses from her �


But while all that, I was losing my mind, my heart racing like someone who just got news about Jesus coming in 5mis and hasn't repented �

I couldn't take it anymore and told her that why is there someone there with her and she couldn't tell me.

It was like boom, next thing I heard was a guy wishper, meaning she had the phone on speaker, and she also immediately regained her senses and responded like a normal person saying things like

Ah, me noooo
Dear am alone in the room no one with me
Don't you trust me

Me already filled with rage ended the call and here I am it's 5am and I still cant sleep well

Fear ladies

You see this words,"Don't you trust me?" trust them at your own peril. I've learnt over the years not to take any lady serious. I go jus dey play along but my heart dey my back. I move on in split seconds cuz my heart no dey d game. sorry about this bro just walk away. I say this to every man, NEVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE TAKE BACK A CHEATING LADY EVEN IF IT'S HALF TIMES OR ONCE SHE CHEATED. E GET WHY.

Desperation na bastard.