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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by madeofhuman(m): 10:06pm On Sep 01, 2018
maigemuu:
And andela would say you need no coding experience to apply? This is a lie of the highest order.

Knowledge != Experience

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Romance / Re: Stop Trying To Make A Marriage Work With A Gay Man -bisi Alimi To Nigerian Women by madeofhuman(m): 6:58pm On Jul 31, 2018
1StopRudeness:


He's mad, why doesn't he write to his cockk-sucking kind that they should stay away from women right from the start and stop putting them through emotional trauma after many years of marriage and kids....how will the kids feel....it's only normal for a woman to try and salvage what left of her relationship and see if it's just a phase the idiotic husband is passing tru....

Infact thunder fire any gay man that hide his sexually marry our babes come and later carry that ur dirty mouth and say u coming out of the closet after many years later with kids......fire and dynamite blow and burn u and the closet u are coming out from...I dey vex...no gay person or supporter of gay should mention me.....I've used valium 5....

Do you blame them? When the society and their family pressure them to marry women, and don't care about the fact that they'll still be attracted to men. What do you want them to do?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by madeofhuman(m): 10:30pm On Jul 30, 2018
DonPikko:
andela learning community

As a software developer, you can only get into Andela as a fellow or a senior staff (technical team lead, senior consultant, etc). You can't get into Andela via ALC. You'll still go through bootcamp if you want to be a fellow, or through the "normal" application process if applying for a senior staff position. ✌�

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by madeofhuman(m): 8:12pm On Jul 28, 2018
*Sigh*! Y'all have not even started.

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Science/Technology / Re: Chrome Extension That Gives Nairaland A Beautiful New Look(wip) by madeofhuman(m): 6:54pm On Jul 10, 2018
benfluleck:
They won't put it on the front page unless the post contains a hot girl grin

@lalasticlala

Plus I feel it goes against their whole keep-Nairaland-in-the-seventies policy.
Programming / Re: Chinedu Daniel (andela Programmer) Creates Chrome Extension For Nairaland by madeofhuman(m): 5:41pm On Jul 10, 2018
Science/Technology / Re: Chrome Extension That Gives Nairaland A Beautiful New Look(wip) by madeofhuman(m): 5:20pm On Jul 10, 2018
Someone actually went and did the work. Nice!!
Travel / Re: Aftermath Of Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Tanker Explosion (Graphic Photos) by madeofhuman(m): 10:37pm On Jun 28, 2018
femo86:
RIP to the dead....

Hmmmm...It is well


No, it is not well. It most certainly is not well! What's up with you Nigerians and your fucking passivity?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by madeofhuman(m): 7:50pm On Jun 27, 2018
Teletexter:
Make una do reach bootcamp grin

As in, eh!
Webmasters / Re: My Proposed Domain Name Is Taken: Which One Should I Go For? by madeofhuman(m): 7:41am On Jun 22, 2018
Reading the title I thought "I hope they didn't foolishly post the domain names here for people to buy and sell back to them at a higher price." Then I opened the thread and went "bitch actually did."

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Business / Re: The Scam Called Jumia (UPDATE: item finally returned) by madeofhuman(m): 7:55pm On Mar 23, 2018
benjman:
I got the same counterfeit sony headphones brother, I just had to let go, we loose some times also

Let go? I pursued the case and they refunded me my money oh. If everybody has that "let go" mentality, nothing will ever get done and no change will happen.

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Romance / Re: Man Caught Romancing A Female Statue (Photos, Video) by madeofhuman(m): 5:42am On Jan 18, 2018
"Recently spotted"? This video is as old as time. SMH!
Romance / Re: Dollar Face Peters Spent ₦1m On Drinks To Propose To Girlfriend, They Broke Up by madeofhuman(m): 12:17pm On Jan 09, 2018
Rokia2:
Well that is what happens when you get engaged to a so called girl.

LMFAOOOO
Business / Re: The Scam Called Jumia (UPDATE: item finally returned) by madeofhuman(m): 11:02pm On Nov 23, 2017
Lovetinz:


You should have left it there, it would have been signed for and you would have gotten a refund.

They weren't going to sign it. They were just going to dump it there like the lady that attended to me said.
Business / The Scam Called Jumia (UPDATE: item finally returned) by madeofhuman(m): 9:27pm On Nov 23, 2017
Last week Monday (13th November) I ordered a pair of Sony headphones on Jumia which was delivered on Thursday, 16th November at the Oshodi pick-up station. I paid with Jumia Pay. The item delivered wasn't what was described on the website (counterfeit with extra buttons and memory card slot) that wasn't on the item description on the website and I immediately called customer care to schedule a return.

I received a mail from Jumia Friday evening (delivered Saturday afternoon because dead phone) instructing me to return the item at their office at Simbiat Abiola way, Ikeja. I got there Monday morning only to be told by the agents on ground that the outlet was for vendor drop-offs only. They directed me to another office at Pepple Street in Computer village. I got there and was told the same story. I called customer service and was told to take it to the Oshodi pick-up centre instead.

I went to the Oshodi pick-up centre at Bola Tinubu complex on Tuesday morning only to be told by the neighbouring shops that the office hasn't be open in a while. I called customer care and was told to return the next day to check if they were open. I asked for the number of the person in charge of the center and was told there was a network issue and the number could not be retrieved. I went back home.

Later in the day I went back to the centre only to face the same thing: they were not out. During all these back and forth trips I was complaining on Twitter and the response I was getting was bordering on nonchalant. I also got a text from Jumia on Monday reminding me I had 2 days left to return the item.

Wednesday morning I caller customer care again and was directed to another outlet in Oshodi, on Charles Amu street. I got there only to be told the same story that it was for vendor drop-offs and not customer returns. I was juggling my daily activities with running all over town to Jumia offices. Wasting over 1500 Naira on transport.

I called Customer care again Wednesday evening and was told to try return the item to their office at 29 Airport Road and when I got there, to call the customer service for them to speak to the people there. The agent also they'd request for a re-delivery or something and I'd get a mail from them telling me where to go and return the item. Only mail I got was a reminder that I had to return the item to the Simbiat Abiola office that I'd gone to on Monday.

I went to 29 Airport Road this morning, Thursday 23rd November and was told by the agents on ground that if I dropped it there that it would be left unattended to. I tried calling customer service but it was unavailable. From 10am when I got there to 2pm after I'd left to my day's activities, the customer care line was unavailable.

This evening I got a mail telling me the return request had been cancelled since I did not return the item and I may not be able to return it again.

If Jumia cannot accept return of defective items from the customer why do they deceive people that they do? This is pure wickedness and criminal!! What sort of scam are they running there? I am tired and frustrated. Never in my life will I use their service again and I will make sure to tell any and everybody I know not to use their service. They are running a big scam! Any discount you get from them will be paid back in the future with your frustration and tears.

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Properties / Re: The New Lagos Tenancy Law:who Does It Favour Most? The Lanlord Or The Tenant? by madeofhuman(m): 7:26am On Nov 06, 2017
Number 4 and number 12 are quite contradictory, I think. How can one be a yearly tenant when max rent payment is 3 months? Abi I'm misunderstanding something?

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Romance / Re: Shocking Photos Show Transgender Transformations, Before And After. by madeofhuman(m): 6:37pm On Oct 07, 2017
cuedish:
Sick fellow

My question still remains that;

How well do they enjoy their sex life , as I believe it can never be natural again .

They don't complain to you, do they? Why are you interested in their sex life? I'm sure you won't want someone poking around in yours.
Crime / Re: 28 Homosexuals Arraigned In Lagos Court (Photos) by madeofhuman(m): 11:56pm On Aug 03, 2017
grandstar:


It is not as simple as that.

There are 3 types of gay men or even 4.

1. The tops (Those who penetrate only)

2. The bottoms (Those who receive only)

3. The versatile ( Those who do both)

4. The reluctant versatile (Those who reluctantly change their preferred position to appease their partner)

So in prison, if the prisoner is a top, he is in trouble as heterosexual prisoners who engage in sodomy with other male prisoners because of an absence of women are always tops.

Perhaps bottoms are more cut out for prison. Not though, rape is rape if its unwanted


Encyclopedia Homoerotica
Music/Radio / Re: Princess Vitarah: "Masturbate" (Video) by madeofhuman(m): 12:50pm On Jul 25, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47_JS_NjT0U

Seems she's not gotten her 20-inch ding-dong.

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Education / Re: UTME: Internet Failure, Lateness To Centres Mar First Day Of Exam by madeofhuman(m): 5:16pm On May 15, 2017
Nigeria is just a series of good intentions with poor execution. Computerization is great, heck it is the future, but the basic infrastructure like power and internet need to be 100% in place and with multiple redundancies before we can fully go digital.

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Education / Re: Always Attend Lectures A Must Read!!! by madeofhuman(m): 5:10pm On May 15, 2017
The fact that you have to beg students to attend lectures is appalling. I do not blame them, sha, I blame the decay in our educational system whereby a student, like a poster above, feel they can just sort their way out of failing grades.

Something drastic needs to be done, and fast. The entire school management system needs to be overhauled, and the Nigerian human factor reviewed. It's just a series of little steps that make a big difference in the end.
Education / Re: Things To Do Before Going To You Study Abroad by madeofhuman(m): 11:33am On May 15, 2017
Also note the work-study policy of the country. Most students seeking to study abroad hope on earning income by working while studying. Make sure the country allows that as some countries do not, while those that do have a maximum number of hours you can work per week, which may not cover what you need, as well as other clauses.
Education / Re: The Rate At Which Secondary School Students Have Sex by madeofhuman(m): 11:28am On May 15, 2017
Just give them proper information on stds and pregnancy, that's all.

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Education / Re: JAMB Results Ready Check Yours by madeofhuman(m): 11:16am On May 15, 2017
Good luck to all the JAMBites.
Education / The Case For Revamping School Administration by madeofhuman(m): 9:23pm On Mar 01, 2017
A secondary school teacher, when asked what she hated most about her job, said it was not the pay (she’d made peace with that). It was not the stubbornness of the students or their noise either (kids will and should be kids after all, she said). No. What she hated most about her job was the time spent on the non-teaching duties. She wished she spent less time doing mostly repetitive paperwork and more time engaging with the students.

Administering a school requires a lot of hard work and paperwork. Take student administration, for example. Up-to-the-minute details about a student are necessary and required by various departments and also for appropriate feedback to the guardian. From class attendance to assessment scores to behavioural evaluations, it is imperative that all details of a student be accurate and presented without error and bias. Staff administration, finance management, calendar and timetable scheduling, asset management. Teachers and other administrative staff have been tirelessly collating this data by hand for years and, for teachers especially, this is time-consuming and errors are costly.

It behoves the school, therefore, to implement a system of administration that is not only time-saving, but efficient and cost-effective. Certain software solutions have arose with grandiose claims of meeting all school administration needs, but on implementation and close inspection by the schools, they are found to be nothing but exam processing software. The school bears the cost of this falsehood; a cost paid in time and cash.

When choosing a software service for school administration, consequently, it becomes important to ensure it meets several paramount features pertinent to comprehensive oversight of the school. Among these features are:

1. Comprehensive student and staff data management
2. Academics and assessment management
3. Interfacing between staff and students’ guardians
4. Fees and transaction management
5. Notifications via mail or SMS (or both)
6. Employee management and salary
7. Calendar and schedule management

While parts of the curricula of the Nigerian education system have been widely derided for being outdated, redundant and generally moribund, little has been said of the need to modernize the administrative tasks in which teachers and other staff of a school find themselves investing precious man hours. The tools available for the extracurricular duties of the teacher and the school administrators are as important as those for teaching and learning.
Career / Re: Port-Harcourt Hotel Suspends Suspected Homosexual Staff by madeofhuman(m): 3:19pm On Oct 12, 2016
"That's how it starts."
- Alfred

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Politics / Re: Iara Oshiomhole Covers ThisDay Style by madeofhuman(m): 3:52pm On Aug 15, 2016
drnairalov:
This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and i'm also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian.

Harambe? Bro is that you?

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